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OK, you are in Tom Hanks' situation in the movie 'Castaway', you are stranded on an island with a bunch of FedEx packages. What do you want to be in the first package you open?
Featured by: sports_schmorts at 6/13/08 1:27PM
| Closed on 07/01/08 at 05:00PM
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#6 | 86 days ago

+14 thumbs up

I vote Beaneaters as the master of the Double Entendre...

 

He has some of the best poll titles ever.

  
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#1 | 86 days ago

(Edited by Beaneaters)
+8 thumbs up

I am wanting the Swiss army knife thing that has the knife, scissors, magnifying glass, saw, and all that good stuff.

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#2 | 86 days ago

+2 thumbs upan HF radio with batteries so I can call the Coast Guard/Navy to come and pick my arse up!  If that's out of the question, maybe a fishing poll with bait.
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#3 | 86 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:

I am wanting the Swiss army knife thing that has the knife, scissors, magnifying glass, saw, and all that good stuff.

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I like!  In fact, I think there's even a whistle on there!
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#4 | 86 days ago

+13 thumbs upa couple more WILSON's.......so we could have a party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#5 | 86 days ago

+4 thumbs upA computer with a solar powered battery charger so I could still go on this site.
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#6 | 86 days ago

+14 thumbs up

I vote Beaneaters as the master of the Double Entendre...

 

He has some of the best poll titles ever.

#7 | 86 days ago

+4 thumbs upMy rescue team!
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#8 | 86 days ago

satelite phone with a bunch of  charged batteries.
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#9 | 86 days ago

A knife.
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#10 | 86 days ago

+1 thumbs upI think I'd prefer the choices to be "HIM" or "HER" No wait, "HIM" or "HIM"   
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#11 | 86 days ago

+8 thumbs up

I want to open a package and see a crystal ball in it.  In the crystal ball I would see Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Big Foot, and the Lock Ness monster playings cards.  As I keep watching them play, Santa whispers to me, "Tom, come closer". 

 

When I lean closer, Santa reaches up, slaps me, and screams, "Wake up stupid.  You're dreaming!!!!".

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#12 | 86 days ago

+1 thumbs upLoJack!
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#13 | 86 days ago

+8 thumbs up
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#14 | 86 days ago

First package: a giant life raft.

Second Package: a bunch of food

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#15 | 86 days ago

Shrugging Atlas wrote:

I vote Beaneaters as the master of the Double Entendre...

 

He has some of the best poll titles ever.

+4 thumbs upBeaneaters gets my vote for the funniest guy on this site.   He literally has me laughing out loud most of the time.
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#16 | 86 days ago

+1 thumbs upA note saying "You're on Candid Camera.  Thanks for being such a good sport about it."
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#17 | 86 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:

I am wanting the Swiss army knife thing that has the knife, scissors, magnifying glass, saw, and all that good stuff.

+2 thumbs upAre you planning on burning some grasshoppers or ants while you wait for a boat?
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#18 | 86 days ago

+3 thumbs upA lifetime supply of Omaha Steaks.
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#19 | 86 days ago

+4 thumbs upA helicopter with plenty of gas.
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#20 | 85 days ago

 How about one of these.........a 24 pk. of my fav. beer and a boat with lots of gas!!!
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#21 | 85 days ago

ANYTHING except that dumb ass volleyball that Tom unwrapped...
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#22 | 85 days ago

RichmondSpider wrote:
ANYTHING except that dumb ass volleyball that Tom unwrapped...
+4 thumbs up

WILSON?

 

Dude...........

 

best friends come in all shapes and sizes.

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#23 | 85 days ago
Helen (+)

+4 thumbs upMacGyver
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#24 | 85 days ago

A pound of the best cannibus around, a case of miller lite, a hustler magazine, and a radio.
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#25 | 85 days ago

adamace wrote:

WILSON?

 

Dude...........

 

best friends come in all shapes and sizes.

+4 thumbs up

This Wilson fascination...getting a little weird Adamace. 

 

#26 | 83 days ago

Shrugging Atlas wrote:

This Wilson fascination...getting a little weird Adamace. 

 

thanks guy.

 

actually, i think talking to a ball/inanimate object is hilarious and extremely sad at the same time.

 

but i guess things would be a lil' different if i was stuck on an island with nothing but a ball to spark conversations with. call me crazy, but i'd party with WILSON, RAWLINGS, SPALDING, and even their mumbling cousin NERF if i was a castaway!!!

 

hahahahaha!

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#27 | 83 days ago

+1 thumbs upI want a first-aid kit for my clumsy ass!
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#28 | 82 days ago

How about a pair of shoes, that dude cut his feet up something fierce!
#29 | 82 days ago

+4 thumbs upmy ex-wife, so I can leave her there...
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#30 | 82 days ago

+1 thumbs upThe pack with the inflatable life raft
#31 | 81 days ago

+1 thumbs upMy husband and dog.
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#32 | 81 days ago