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Do You Like Cock Sauce?
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Forget the price you pay a couple hours after partaking and pick your favorite hot sauce from my list or add another. 

*My friends and I call Sriracha "Cock Sauce" because there is a rooster on the bottle.  It is fun to loudly inquire "Where do you keep the Cock Sauce?" in a grocery store and see people's reactions.
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Food | Closes 15 days | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
Cock Sauce (Huy Fong Sriracha)
Slap Your Mama
Dave's Insanity
Frank's RedHot
Original Louisiana
Cholula
Tobasco
Taco Bell Border Sauce
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#2 | 77 days ago

+18 thumbs upOMGoodness....... I saw the name of the poll and had to do a second take!!!!  At first I read "size" and not "sauce" and I was like WTH????  My answer remained the same though..... YES!!!!!
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#1 | 77 days ago

+1 thumbs uplove the name change very funny
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#2 | 77 days ago

+18 thumbs upOMGoodness....... I saw the name of the poll and had to do a second take!!!!  At first I read "size" and not "sauce" and I was like WTH????  My answer remained the same though..... YES!!!!!
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#3 | 77 days ago

+8 thumbs upI thought this poll was about, oh, never mind!
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#4 | 77 days ago

(Edited by RenegadeLG)
+1 thumbs upScorned Woman hot sauce is good too   Seemed like a good Yin to the Cock Sauce Yang.
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#5 | 77 days ago

+5 thumbs up

I was totally wondering why anyone would ask me if I like cock sauce...  What a dirty mind..  But as I do have an affinity for hot sauces..  I'm sure I do like cock sauce...  hahahahaha!  COCK SAUCE!

 

 

...i'm such a child

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#6 | 77 days ago

+5 thumbs upHeh, heh...he said cock sauce.
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#7 | 77 days ago

+6 thumbs upHey!!!  I'm the only one who gets away with saying that word around here, Luke!!! 
#8 | 77 days ago

mandisdad wrote:
Heh, heh...he said cock sauce.
+4 thumbs upIt's what it's called!  Sorry it wasn't the kind you were running to vote for
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#9 | 77 days ago

+2 thumbs upOh man... I LOVE this stuff.  When I lived in Orlando we used to go to Little Saigon all the time and this was always on the tables - bought several bottles from them before I left just so I would have it - it is some damn good shit!
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#10 | 77 days ago

(Edited by RenegadeLG)
RichmondSpider wrote:
Oh man... I LOVE this stuff.  When I lived in Orlando we used to go to Little Saigon all the time and this was always on the tables - bought several bottles from them before I left just so I would have it - it is some damn good shit!
+2 thumbs upIt rules with Phở (Vietnamese Soup - big out here) as well as with Mongolian BBQ.

Don't try to scratch crud off your screen, I actually used the Vietnamese character
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#11 | 76 days ago

(Edited by RenegadeLG)
+1 thumbs upCheck out the description of this one:

"Da'Bomb - The Final Answer - The hottest "sauce" available at Pedrick Produce. The final answer measures a mind-blowing 1,500,000 SHU (Scoville Heat Unit). To give you a hint, Tobasco is ~600-800 SHU and US Grade pepper spray is 2,000,000 to 5,300,000 SHU. Seriously folks, one drop of this to a large container of salsa from the nugget will make the whole thing rock! MIX IT IN WELL! Not really doable as a sauce, but excellent as an additive to other items"

It's like eating pepper spray.  I did that once.  Misread her signals

Check out the SHU ratings of various peppers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_Heat_Unit

Tobasco is for pansies!
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#12 | 76 days ago

(Edited by RenegadeLG)
+1 thumbs upSo this "Final Answer" is 30 bucks for 2 oz.  Some of the reactions to idiots eating it straight can be found on YouTube.  Priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAkuxrO6ot0

http://www.crappiecat.com/store/store_product_detail.cfm?Product_ID=208

One foreign guy had to go to the hospital after eating it!

Most reactions are similar to my own after I ate two habaneros w/ the seeds.
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#13 | 76 days ago

just_smile_12 wrote:
OMGoodness....... I saw the name of the poll and had to do a second take!!!!  At first I read "size" and not "sauce" and I was like WTH????  My answer remained the same though..... YES!!!!!
+4 thumbs uphahaha Vicki!! I read it right but was still doing a re-read,,,yep my head went straight to the gutter!!
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#14 | 76 days ago

(Edited by ntimid8)
+1 thumbs upBtw my "other" is Texas Pete, the "official hot sauce of the SEC"-------OK, now where's my check??
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#15 | 76 days ago

+1 thumbs upLove it on everything! First time I tried was on pizza back in 1992.
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#16 | 76 days ago

+4 thumbs up

Here's someone who does....

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#17 | 76 days ago

bunch of kids we got on this board

 

anyway I will throw tobasco on anything- pizza, mexican food, hot dogs, whatever. I love hot sauce and spicy food (in moderation)

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#18 | 76 days ago
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+4 thumbs upI'm not too crazy about hot sauce, I lean more towards Barbeque sauce or ketchup.  (Tell the truth, there's a 15 year old boy somewhere coming up with the names for some of these polls)
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#19 | 76 days ago

RenegadeLG wrote:
It's what it's called!  Sorry it wasn't the kind you were running to vote for
Relax, it was just a Beavis & Butthead joke.
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#20 | 76 days ago

just_smile_12 wrote:
OMGoodness....... I saw the name of the poll and had to do a second take!!!!  At first I read "size" and not "sauce" and I was like WTH????  My answer remained the same though..... YES!!!!!
+2 thumbs upWell, we know where your mind is...
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#21 | 76 days ago

+9 thumbs upThere is a restaurant here called Tijuana Flats and they have this hot sauce called:

Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally

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#22 | 76 days ago

+3 thumbs upi just like ranch dressing
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#23 | 76 days ago

+7 thumbs upI must be the only pure, innocent angel here.  I knew what it was and read it right.





ok maybe not, shhhhhhhhhhhhh, you live in your world, I'll live in my own delusions.
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#24 | 76 days ago

Helen wrote:
I'm not too crazy about hot sauce, I lean more towards Barbeque sauce or ketchup.  (Tell the truth, there's a 15 year old boy somewhere coming up with the names for some of these polls)
+1 thumbs uplol @ 2 smarts for this.  I wish I had this as an excuse
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#25 | 76 days ago

avsaddict wrote:
I must be the only pure, innocent angel here.  I knew what it was and read it right.





ok maybe not, shhhhhhhhhhhhh, you live in your world, I'll live in my own delusions.
+2 thumbs upthat is truly funny...you...innocent....hardly
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#26 | 76 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:
There is a restaurant here called Tijuana Flats and they have this hot sauce called:

Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally

I was just visiting Orlando last week...Tijuana Flats is a long-time favorite.  Created by a UCF grad too!

#27 | 76 days ago

+1 thumbs upWe finally got some new one's at the grocery store I still haven't tried yet, so this may change.  Currently, my fav is Texas Pete Extreme.  Still has the taste I like, but is way hotter, which I really like.  I also have some Dave's Insanity.  That's stuff is crazy.  I made the mistake of glazing it on a sandwich before really testing it.  Kicked my @$$ pretty good, but I made it through.  Super hot, but doesn't have the best taste.
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#28 | 76 days ago

YankeeDudeL wrote:
We finally got some new one's at the grocery store I still haven't tried yet, so this may change.  Currently, my fav is Texas Pete Extreme.  Still has the taste I like, but is way hotter, which I really like.  I also have some Dave's Insanity.  That's stuff is crazy.  I made the mistake of glazing it on a sandwich before really testing it.  Kicked my @$$ pretty good, but I made it through.  Super hot, but doesn't have the best taste.
+1 thumbs upYeah, Dave's is more of a novelty.  A few drops in chili or whatever just to up the temp.  Straight up it's too smoky.
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#29 | 76 days ago