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Do you have a golf pro?
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: 'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.' The next day the grandmother died.
 
 'Holy crap' thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:

'God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.' He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.  He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
 
When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life.' She said, 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe
what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!

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#4 | 224 days ago
topnach (+)

It was a nice try though.
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#1 | 236 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

Long way to go for that golf connection.
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#2 | 229 days ago

No I don't have a golf pro, but I have played the Tiger Woods video game...and the joke was lame-o
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#3 | 229 days ago

derms33 wrote:
No I don't have a golf pro, but I have played the Tiger Woods video game...and the joke was lame-o
I'm not quitting my day job.
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#4 | 224 days ago
topnach (+)

It was a nice try though.
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#5 | 123 days ago
BigPhil (+)

I was hoping for a better ending.
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#6 | 119 days ago
Fkface (+)

Interesting ending
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