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Have you ever used one of these break up lines, or something similar? Or have they ever been used on you???

| Closed on 07/04/08 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

50 Fans
	1. "I've never really felt passion with you. Well maybe a little. But I've never felt anything so deep and intense like I did with my ex." (0 points)
2%	a. Used it!
4%	b. Been used on me
76%	c. I'd never!
16%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
2%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	2. "It's not like if we tried for the rest of our lives, you would get to be better in bed." (0 points)
6%	a. Used it!
2%	b. Been used on me
74%	c. I'd never!
16%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
2%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	3. "It just occurred to me that I can't keep doing this; what we're doing is wrong in so many ways." (0 points)
32%	a. Used it!
4%	b. Been used on me
50%	c. I'd never!
12%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
2%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	4. "I suppose I love you, but I'm not "in love" with you." (0 points)
40%	a. Used it!
16%	b. Been used on me
38%	c. I'd never!
4%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
2%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	5. "I'm just not ready to date anyone right now. I still really really like you." (0 points)
28%	a. Used it!
32%	b. Been used on me
26%	c. I'd never!
12%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
2%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	6. "I'm going to ask you nicely....LOSE MY PHONE NUMBER!" (0 points)
28%	a. Used it!
2%	b. Been used on me
42%	c. I'd never!
22%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
6%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	7. "I've found someone else. I'm so sorry." (0 points)
32%	a. Used it!
18%	b. Been used on me
38%	c. I'd never!
10%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
2%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	8. "I couldn't ask you to trust me again after the way I've behaved, it wouldn't be fair." (0 points)
20%	a. Used it!
10%	b. Been used on me
54%	c. I'd never!
14%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
2%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	9. "You've done nothing wrong. It's me...I've just lost interest. Take care of yourself." (0 points)
36%	a. Used it!
8%	b. Been used on me
48%	c. I'd never!
6%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
2%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	10. "We have the perfect love at the wrong time...I'm so sorry." (0 points)
10%	a. Used it!
4%	b. Been used on me
60%	c. I'd never!
24%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
2%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	11. "Whatever feelings I had for you in the beginning, I have lost in the end." (0 points)
24%	a. Used it!
12%	b. Been used on me
52%	c. I'd never!
8%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
4%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!
	12. "Something tells me you and I aren't right, and I have to act on that." (0 points)
26%	a. Used it!
8%	b. Been used on me
52%	c. I'd never!
10%	d. Keeping this in mind for future use!
4%	e. You just saved me HOURS of searching for the right words!

	&nbp;
TOP COMMENT
#5 \| 123 days ago Michael (+)	+6 Reviewing some of these and recognizing the fact that I've used them in my previous life makes me feel like the part of a horse that goes over the fence last! 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. Used it! 4. Used it! 5. Been used on me 6. I'd never! 7. Used it! 8. Used it! 9. Been used on me 10. I'd never! 11. Been used on me 12. Used it!
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#1 \| 123 days ago Ryan (+)	+1 BRUTAL!!! 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. Used it! 5. Used it! 6. Keeping this in mind for future use! 7. Used it! 8. Keeping this in mind for future use! 9. Used it! 10. Keeping this in mind for future use! 11. I'd never! 12. Been used on me
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#2 \| 123 days ago towsongirl12 (+)	These are so sad, yeesh. 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. I'd never! 5. Been used on me 6. I'd never! 7. Been used on me 8. I'd never! 9. I'd never! 10. I'd never! 11. I'd never! 12. I'd never!
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#3 \| 123 days ago Natasha (+)	Ryan wrote: BRUTAL!!! You're such a moron... you're going to use my break up lines on your WIFE!?! LMAO! (I already know the answer is no... but still funny) 1. Keeping this in mind for future use! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. Used it! 5. Used it! 6. Used it! 7. I'd never! 8. I'd never! 9. Used it! 10. I'd never! 11. Used it! 12. Used it!
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#4 \| 123 days ago bookiebuster (+)	Some of this crap is just straight reptilian.
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#5 \| 123 days ago Michael (+)	+6 Reviewing some of these and recognizing the fact that I've used them in my previous life makes me feel like the part of a horse that goes over the fence last! 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. Used it! 4. Used it! 5. Been used on me 6. I'd never! 7. Used it! 8. Used it! 9. Been used on me 10. I'd never! 11. Been used on me 12. Used it!
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#6 \| 123 days ago kramer (+)	+2 I'm keeping some of these in mind for the day I finally get a steady girlfriend, which hasn't happened yet sadly. 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. Keeping this in mind for future use! 4. Keeping this in mind for future use! 5. Used it! 6. Keeping this in mind for future use! 7. Been used on me 8. I'd never! 9. Keeping this in mind for future use! 10. Keeping this in mind for future use! 11. I'd never! 12. I'd never!
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#7 \| 123 days ago derms33 (+)	+2 thanks for makin me relive $hitty memories! 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. Been used on me 5. Used it! 6. Used it! 7. Used it! 8. Used it! 9. Used it! 10. I'd never! 11. I'd never! 12. I'd never!
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#8 \| 123 days ago Natasha (+)	kramer wrote: I'm keeping some of these in mind for the day I finally get a steady girlfriend, which hasn't happened yet sadly. +3 And you're already planning on dumping her? lol 1. Keeping this in mind for future use! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. Used it! 5. Used it! 6. Used it! 7. I'd never! 8. I'd never! 9. Used it! 10. I'd never! 11. Used it! 12. Used it!
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#9 \| 123 days ago kramer (+)	Natasha wrote: And you're already planning on dumping her? lol I'll have these in mind if I need them...should've specified that in the first place. 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. Keeping this in mind for future use! 4. Keeping this in mind for future use! 5. Used it! 6. Keeping this in mind for future use! 7. Been used on me 8. I'd never! 9. Keeping this in mind for future use! 10. Keeping this in mind for future use! 11. I'd never! 12. I'd never!
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#10 \| 123 days ago Scott Senay (+)	+3 I always just make them hate me enough to break up with me. That way I can play the martyr and tell my sob story to the next hapless victim of my insecurities and self destruction. Ahhh, the circle of life. 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. I'd never! 5. Used it! 6. I'd never! 7. I'd never! 8. I'd never! 9. I'd never! 10. Used it! 11. I'd never! 12. I'd never!
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#11 \| 122 days ago hskrdave (+)	surprisingly, all that have been used on me were kind of in the same conversation. i wasnt a happy man. 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. Been used on me 5. I'd never! 6. Been used on me 7. Been used on me 8. I'd never! 9. Been used on me 10. Been used on me 11. Been used on me 12. I'd never!
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#12 \| 122 days ago Natasha (+)	Scott Senay wrote: I always just make them hate me enough to break up with me. That way I can play the martyr and tell my sob story to the next hapless victim of my insecurities and self destruction. Ahhh, the circle of life. Yeah... I can remember when your last ex dumped you... lol 1. Keeping this in mind for future use! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. Used it! 5. Used it! 6. Used it! 7. I'd never! 8. I'd never! 9. Used it! 10. I'd never! 11. Used it! 12. Used it!
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#13 \| 122 days ago Irishrdhd1 (+)	+1 I sure am glad I am not single anymore.I always enjoyed being told"It isn't you,it's me" 1. I'd never! 2. Been used on me 3. Been used on me 4. Used it! 5. Used it! 6. Used it! 7. Been used on me 8. I'd never! 9. Been used on me 10. I'd never! 11. Been used on me 12. Been used on me
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#14 \| 122 days ago Anthonyg7575 (+)	How about, "I'm sick of you........GET OUT!" 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. I'd never! 5. I'd never! 6. I'd never! 7. I'd never! 8. I'd never! 9. I'd never! 10. I'd never! 11. I'd never! 12. I'd never!
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#15 \| 122 days ago Scott Senay (+)	Natasha wrote: Yeah... I can remember when your last ex dumped you... lol Yeah, and we're still "hanging out". 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. I'd never! 5. Used it! 6. I'd never! 7. I'd never! 8. I'd never! 9. I'd never! 10. Used it! 11. I'd never! 12. I'd never!
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#16 \| 122 days ago Natasha (+)	Scott Senay wrote: Yeah, and we're still "hanging out". under the covers... lol 1. Keeping this in mind for future use! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. Used it! 5. Used it! 6. Used it! 7. I'd never! 8. I'd never! 9. Used it! 10. I'd never! 11. Used it! 12. Used it!
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#17 \| 122 days ago Irishrdhd1 (+)	Anthonyg7575 wrote: How about, "I'm sick of you........GET OUT!" Ooooooooooooh that hurts...never heard that one but I did use before.I am not proud of this. 1. I'd never! 2. Been used on me 3. Been used on me 4. Used it! 5. Used it! 6. Used it! 7. Been used on me 8. I'd never! 9. Been used on me 10. I'd never! 11. Been used on me 12. Been used on me
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#18 \| 122 days ago debilane856 (+)	Okay, so reading my answers makes me sound like a real conceited B!t@h, but they were all used on the same EX, I Swear!! He just didn't get that I needed OUT!!! 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. Used it! 4. Used it! 5. Used it! 6. Keeping this in mind for future use! 7. Used it! 8. Keeping this in mind for future use! 9. Used it! 10. Used it! 11. Used it! 12. Used it!
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#19 \| 122 days ago wachson (+)	I've been such a crasshole. 1. Keeping this in mind for future use! 2. I'd never! 3. Used it! 4. Used it! 5. Been used on me 6. Keeping this in mind for future use! 7. I'd never! 8. Used it! 9. I'd never! 10. I'd never! 11. Used it! 12. Used it!
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#20 \| 122 days ago kujo_828 (+)	+2 I just use. 'what does it mean when it hurts to pee?'.... works everytime. 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. Used it! 4. I'd never! 5. I'd never! 6. I'd never! 7. I'd never! 8. Used it! 9. I'd never! 10. I'd never! 11. I'd never! 12. I'd never!
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#21 \| 122 days ago kellycleveland (+)	I got the good old "I need to find myself" 2 times. "I said good, go find yourself! You needed to get lost anyways!!" 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. I'd never! 4. I'd never! 5. I'd never! 6. I'd never! 7. I'd never! 8. Used it! 9. I'd never! 10. I'd never! 11. I'd never! 12. Used it!
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#22 \| 99 days ago lil_red_dev (+)	This is making me think about those poor, poor guys. Now I feel like crap. 1. I'd never! 2. I'd never! 3. Used it! 4. I'd never! 5. Used it! 6. Used it! 7. Been used on me 8. Used it! 9. Used it! 10. I'd never! 11. Used it! 12. Used it!
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