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#7 | 454 days ago



Mayday mayday!!!!
  
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#1 | 454 days ago
Nick__ (+)

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Yippee  indecision

Ah f** it!  No one cares anyways and the ones that do take it the wrong way!

LATER!  
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#2 | 454 days ago

I like when you get all tough and talk durty!
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#3 | 454 days ago

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I am THIRD!!

Sitting here at lunch, eating what I've called the "McDonald's Triple Play (McDouble, McChicken, Sweet tea...all $1) and trying to enjoy this beautiful weather!  I love the month of May-the temps are getting better, the colors are prettier than the fall colors, and the pool is gonna be open!

Watched some hockey last night....after I watched the Yankees beat the Astros, I flipped on the Kings-Blues game.  At that point, the GREAT team, the Kings, had only one shot in the 3rd period.  I'd like to think that I helped them score the tying goal, because as soon as I turned the game on, the Kings found the offense.  During the OT, I was messing around on the computer and looked down when Quick misplayed the puck and the Blues won.....so, Teach, I will NOT look away when the OTHER great team, the Kings, are on...

Here's today's pic...enjoy it



Have a great hump day!! 
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#4 | 454 days ago

Good Morning, Everybodee!

I commented this morning to a coworker that today, May 1st, is often called May Day.    I continued on, noting that Mayday is recognized internationally as a call for help, or distress.   So, since it follows April, which the first day of that month is April Fool's.  Are some people taking their jokes a bit too far causing trouble to the point where a distress call is issued as soon as the Fools pass on their merry way?

(If not for all the work I have to do, I'm feeling in a rambling mood today. Random bits of nonsense may pop up at any given moment.) 
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#5 | 454 days ago

Im am sooooooo sick and f**king tired of  the bullsh** thats going on around this site lately.  
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#6 | 454 days ago

Correct answer:

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#7 | 454 days ago



Mayday mayday!!!!
#8 | 454 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas!

Today is my day off, oh and my oldest daughter Stephanie's birthday!! 

I am doing some more packing since I have to be moved out by the 15th of this month. I hate moving but I am hoping this is the last time for a while. 

Watched The Voice last night. After seeing Blake and Usher's teams, I am all in on Team Adam!!

Have a wonderfully amazing day everyone!!
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#9 | 454 days ago
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JenX63 wrote:
I like when you get all tough and talk durty!
STFU!  or I will beat some ass and then roll in mud!  Ca-PECHE!  wink
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#10 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Im am sooooooo sick and f**king tired of  the bullsh** thats going on around this site lately.  
Sorry.  I promise to try harder.
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#11 | 454 days ago
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Jason_ wrote:
Im am sooooooo sick and f**king tired of  the bullsh** thats going on around this site lately.  
You started it!
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#12 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Im am sooooooo sick and f**king tired of  the bullsh** thats going on around this site lately.  
Maybe this will help.

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#13 | 454 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
You started it!
How have you posted a few times in here and NOT mentioned Oduya's wicked/glass/breakout pass in OT last night??! It was like pulling some crap in NHL13 and having your buddy drop the controller then yell "GTFO with that crazy BS!"

Here's Johnny O's moment of hair Zen:
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#14 | 454 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Maybe this will help.

Does it matter who's head I use here?  I'm feeling that if I choose (that guy over there...shhhh) it might reduce my stress greatly.
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#15 | 454 days ago

Anybody here see an ad on the site that is showing a Norelco electric razor?  It's looking a bit phallic to me.  Especially with the placement of the additional head attachments
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#16 | 454 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
You started it!
Nick...you're half the f**king problem.  I suggest not directly speaking to me for a while.
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#17 | 454 days ago

Because Sunfest is synonymous  with rainfest, I planned ahead and bought the dollar store out of throwaway rain ponchos.
Gates open at 5, hopefully by the time Smashing Pumpkins hit the stage, the rain will have passed and if not, I should be on my way to drunk.  Yippee.

http://www.weather.com/weather/map/interactive/USFL0512:1?interactiveMapLayer=radar&baseMap=r&zoom=5
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#18 | 454 days ago
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marcus_nyce wrote:
How have you posted a few times in here and NOT mentioned Oduya's wicked/glass/breakout pass in OT last night??! It was like pulling some crap in NHL13 and having your buddy drop the controller then yell "GTFO with that crazy BS!"

Here's Johnny O's moment of hair Zen:
I have........that's my point!  sigh  cheeky
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#19 | 454 days ago

children... and you know who are.... knock off with the bullsh*t attitudes or i'll stop this car and you all can walk.angry  and on a happy note...I've got the next 5 days off and you DON'T cool
#20 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Nick...you're half the f**king problem.  I suggest not directly speaking to me for a while.
Am I the other half? 
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#21 | 454 days ago

Afternoon Q'ers - its a beautiful day in the neighborhood today and the flowers are in full bloom physically and figuratively

Somehwere I recall seeing the anecdote "this site is for entertainment purposes only",,

Oh well - carry on Q"Land and my quote for today will be
If it it dont fit, dont force it, just relax and let it go!!!!
#22 | 454 days ago

icfeet wrote:
I am THIRD!!

Sitting here at lunch, eating what I've called the "McDonald's Triple Play (McDouble, McChicken, Sweet tea...all $1) and trying to enjoy this beautiful weather!  I love the month of May-the temps are getting better, the colors are prettier than the fall colors, and the pool is gonna be open!

Watched some hockey last night....after I watched the Yankees beat the Astros, I flipped on the Kings-Blues game.  At that point, the GREAT team, the Kings, had only one shot in the 3rd period.  I'd like to think that I helped them score the tying goal, because as soon as I turned the game on, the Kings found the offense.  During the OT, I was messing around on the computer and looked down when Quick misplayed the puck and the Blues won.....so, Teach, I will NOT look away when the OTHER great team, the Kings, are on...

Here's today's pic...enjoy it



Have a great hump day!! 
wow Doc- reading what you had for lunch raised my HBP, Cholesterol and Sugar surprise
#23 | 454 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Does it matter who's head I use here?  I'm feeling that if I choose (that guy over there...shhhh) it might reduce my stress greatly.
I would guess no, it doesn't say it has to be your head, it simply states that it must be a head.
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#24 | 454 days ago
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Nick...you're half the f**king problem.  I suggest not directly speaking to me for a while.
That's not what your GF said!  surprise

 I will speak to whomever I want!   What are going to do about it? Cyber-bully! Are you gonna cry?? Cry for me! Go on! Cry!




  

PS - I did theeee sexiest Red Headed, freckle-breasted women you will ever meet and I made her say "Jason sucks" while taking care of my business!  HA!



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#25 | 454 days ago

Hi
#26 | 454 days ago
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Beaneaters wrote:
Am I the other half? 
No, you're the "other" option (or other white meat) 
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#27 | 454 days ago

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i have an app that turns miles into charity stuff! it's a great app, cause in the back of my head all day i've been freaking out about that last quarter of a puppy or kitty that didn't get vaccinated. so i either have to run a tenth of a mile when i get home tonight or go a full 2.1 tomorrow morning. it caters nicely to the round-numerals sector of my ocd's and i think my body could reap some rewards out of it.

i mean. 4.750 is actually a very nice number. but when it's being used to describe something with a heartbeat i'm like "well, s**t." 
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#28 | 454 days ago

Jason!

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#29 | 454 days ago

Alright, what'd I miss?
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#30 | 454 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
Mountain Dew gets Tyler the Creator to come up with an ad campaign. It combines racism and beastiality, because of course it does.

His wildly inappropriate twitter feed and Loiter Squad TV show should have been serious red flags. Check that burgundy flags. In other news, they are also pulling Daniel Tosh's Pepsi Max "There's a date rape in my mouth & everybody's invited" campaign.
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#31 | 454 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
Am I the other half? 
Youre a third of the problem.
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#32 | 454 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Jason!

Dont you fu**ing take that tone with me son...not with your clothes on.
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#33 | 454 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
That's not what your GF said!  surprise

 I will speak to whomever I want!   What are going to do about it? Cyber-bully! Are you gonna cry?? Cry for me! Go on! Cry!




  

PS - I did theeee sexiest Red Headed, freckle-breasted women you will ever meet and I made her say "Jason sucks" while taking care of my business!  HA!



HOLY SH** who is that?  I need a name so i can view the rest of that spread.  Jesus christ.
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#34 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


i have an app that turns miles into charity stuff! it's a great app, cause in the back of my head all day i've been freaking out about that last quarter of a puppy or kitty that didn't get vaccinated. so i either have to run a tenth of a mile when i get home tonight or go a full 2.1 tomorrow morning. it caters nicely to the round-numerals sector of my ocd's and i think my body could reap some rewards out of it.

i mean. 4.750 is actually a very nice number. but when it's being used to describe something with a heartbeat i'm like "well, s**t." 
F**k you.
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#35 | 454 days ago

I am grumpier than the grumpy cat right now, which is absolutely moronic because the weather outside is beautiful.  Today is the boat race.  It's Derby Week.  I need to bet on a long shot and that long shot needs to win.
#36 | 454 days ago
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HOLY SH** who is that?  I need a name so i can view the rest of that spread.  Jesus christ.
Wait!  I thought you didn't want me talking to you?  Now you want her name?  Stop using me, you f**k face!
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#37 | 454 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I am grumpier than the grumpy cat right now, which is absolutely moronic because the weather outside is beautiful.  Today is the boat race.  It's Derby Week.  I need to bet on a long shot and that long shot needs to win.
Stop being an a**hole.
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#38 | 454 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Wait!  I thought you didn't want me talking to you?  Now you want her name?  Stop using me, you f**k face!
I thought i told you not to speak directly to me the rest of the day. 
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#39 | 454 days ago

Q'rs
I have been amiss in some things, let's see if I can correct that (or not)
Mr Jonathon your nephew is, well he's fantastic, I hope you are enjoying him.
Nick, sweetie, I wasn't talking to you, (but nice come back)
Jason, if you would show your freckled butt around here more often, things wouldn't get outta control, so it's really all your fault
Football!!!!!! (coming soon)



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PEACE
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#40 | 454 days ago
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I thought i told you not to speak directly to me the rest of the day. 
I thought I told you to f**k off?  If you think that I am about to listen to what you tell me to do, or anyone else for that matter, well besides the ladies, and even then.....you are HIGH!!!
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#41 | 454 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Q'rs
I have been amiss in some things, let's see if I can correct that (or not)
Mr Jonathon your nephew is, well he's fantastic, I hope you are enjoying him.
Nick, sweetie, I wasn't talking to you, (but nice come back)
Jason, if you would show your freckled butt around here more often, things wouldn't get outta control, so it's really all your fault
Football!!!!!! (coming soon)



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PEACE
Dont even...
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#42 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
F**k you.
if there was a charity for bad moods, i'd run for you.
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#43 | 454 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I thought I told you to f**k off?  If you think that I am about to listen to what you tell me to do, or anyone else for that matter, well besides the ladies, and even then.....you are HIGH!!!
Drink a zima.
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#44 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
if there was a charity for bad moods, i'd run for you.
Fall down some stairs.
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#45 | 454 days ago

OOC
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#46 | 454 days ago

Jess wrote:
OOC
beep boop beep boop...does not compute...beep boop..beep beep.
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#47 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
beep boop beep boop...does not compute...beep boop..beep beep.
**** ** **** *** *** - ***** * ***
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#48 | 454 days ago

Jess wrote:
**** ** **** *** *** - ***** * ***
I absolutely will not put that in my mouth.
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#49 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Fall down some stairs.
i hope you pinch the tip of your peepee in a bathroom drawer you leaned on and didn't know was slightly ajar.
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#50 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
beep boop beep boop...does not compute...beep boop..beep beep.
SkyJess went online when the NHL playoffs started. So, you know she's going to send an Austrian death robot back in time to kill your mom now, right? Then we send Nick back in time to protect her. Machine gun-fight-chase-explosion blah blah blah... Nick's your father.
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#51 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Youre a third of the problem.
So if Nick is half the problem and I am a third of the problem, then who is the seventeen thirty-seconds of the rest of the problem?

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#52 | 454 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
So if Nick is half the problem and I am a third of the problem, then who is the seventeen thirty-seconds of the rest of the problem?

Oh..so you think youre a f**king smart guy with the chemistry question?
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#53 | 454 days ago

did anyone else get he Domino's ad with their humpday yellow shorts picture?

ass and pizza, ass and pizza

#54 | 454 days ago

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marcus_nyce wrote:
SkyJess went online when the NHL playoffs started. So, you know she's going to send an Austrian death robot back in time to kill your mom now, right? Then we send Nick back in time to protect her. Machine gun-fight-chase-explosion blah blah blah... Nick's your father.
My moms a whore...we need to take this to Maury.
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#55 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i hope you pinch the tip of your peepee in a bathroom drawer you leaned on and didn't know was slightly ajar.
Cant pinch a micropenis..so try again dummy.
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#56 | 454 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
did anyone else get he Domino's ad with their humpday yellow shorts picture?

ass and pizza, ass and pizza

i got a chevy silverado and it made me think "dumps like a truck. truck? truck. thighs like what. what? what..."

this one happened a few weekends ago and made me giggle and screen capture it:
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#57 | 454 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
So if Nick is half the problem and I am a third of the problem, then who is the seventeen thirty-seconds of the rest of the problem?

oh my god, i'm thinking of that poor kitty again.
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#58 | 454 days ago

Why would anyone want a girl who dumps like a truck...f**king nasty.
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#59 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Cant pinch a micropenis..so try again dummy.
you absolutely can pinch a micropenis. 
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#60 | 454 days ago
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JenX63 wrote:
Q'rs
I have been amiss in some things, let's see if I can correct that (or not)
Mr Jonathon your nephew is, well he's fantastic, I hope you are enjoying him.
Nick, sweetie, I wasn't talking to you, (but nice come back)
Jason, if you would show your freckled butt around here more often, things wouldn't get outta control, so it's really all your fault
Football!!!!!! (coming soon)



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I told you to STFU!  Are you related to Jason? Neither one of you listen very well!

And, of course you weren't talking to me.....how stupid of me to think otherwise.
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#61 | 454 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I told you to STFU!  Are you related to Jason? Neither one of you listen very well!

And, of course you weren't talking to me.....how stupid of me to think otherwise.
Did you just call her a ho?
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#62 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
My moms a whore...we need to take this to Maury.
But first,

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#63 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I absolutely will not put that in my mouth.
Sure ya will. *** ***** **** ** ***
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#64 | 454 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
But first,

Bynes?
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#65 | 454 days ago
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Jason_ wrote:
Did you just call her a ho?
Who?  Your GF?  Sure!
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#66 | 454 days ago

ROFLMAO!!!!
#67 | 454 days ago
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Jason_ wrote:
Drink a zima.
Take a Viagra!
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#68 | 454 days ago

Jess wrote:
Sure ya will. *** ***** **** ** ***
Thats not even possible without 320 grit sandpaper.
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#69 | 454 days ago

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Nick__ wrote:
Take a Viagra!
Your mom was out.
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#70 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Thats not even possible without 320 grit sandpaper.
FART.
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#71 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Thats not even possible without 320 grit sandpaper.
Well then...
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#72 | 454 days ago

I can't read all this on my phone. I drank last night so here is my after drinking lunch :)
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#73 | 454 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Who?  Your GF?  Sure!
No you bastard...you fixed your post...you called JenX a ho.  I saw it.
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#74 | 454 days ago

Somehow, a couple weeks ago I associated a weird phrase with one of my technicians.  Now, every time I see him this pops into my head...

Tim Timothy, Tim Timothy, Tim Tim Timmy.

(There...have fun getting that out of your head.)
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#75 | 454 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
wow Doc- reading what you had for lunch raised my HBP, Cholesterol and Sugar surprise
My son works with me...I asked him what he wanted for lunch, he said he wasn't sure.  He knows I like the McD's triple play, but he wasn't sure where he was going.  I ran to the post office and told him go wherever...get my usual (ham and swiss on bagel from bagel place, shorti sub from WaWa, triple play from McD's)...gets me the triple play...maybe he's trying to off the old man?  Life Ins IS paid up...
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#76 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Why would anyone want a girl who dumps like a truck...f**king nasty.
what's worse? one who dumps like a truck or one that stinks it up like grandad?

sidebar - if you're trying to get pancakes out of a chick you're talking to in a bar, lay off the crown and coke because there's no better recipe for the pasties than that.
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#77 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
what's worse? one who dumps like a truck or one that stinks it up like grandad?

sidebar - if you're trying to get pancakes out of a chick you're talking to in a bar, lay off the crown and coke because there's no better recipe for the pasties than that.
Dumps like a truck.  

sidebar - blah blah blah blah..blah blah blah..blah blah blah...your baseball team is ass...blah blah blah blah..blah blah.
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#78 | 454 days ago
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AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I am grumpier than the grumpy cat right now, which is absolutely moronic because the weather outside is beautiful.  Today is the boat race.  It's Derby Week.  I need to bet on a long shot and that long shot needs to win.


Who are the Derby crowds out there chattering over ?  From what i see Orb seems to be the horse most are on their toes about. 



(who do u like ?)
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#79 | 454 days ago

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#80 | 454 days ago

Jess wrote:
Bynes?
*Michael Buffer voice*

"... AND NEW CRAZY CHAM-PI-OOONNNNNN OF THE WOOOORLD, @AmandaBynes. BAH-YNES."

Then her interview with Larry Merchant turns into a veiled threat poop show.
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#81 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Dumps like a truck.  

sidebar - blah blah blah blah..blah blah blah..blah blah blah...your baseball team is ass...blah blah blah blah..blah blah.
that girly boy fighting stuff is ass.
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#82 | 454 days ago

Boy am I a moron.....
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#83 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
that girly boy fighting stuff is ass.
If i kick it up a notch some of these v**s will complain.
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#84 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
If i kick it up a notch some of these v**s will complain.
those v**s are ass.

here is a picture of you and me. you're the purple pony.
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#85 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
what's worse? one who dumps like a truck or one that stinks it up like grandad?

sidebar - if you're trying to get pancakes out of a chick you're talking to in a bar, lay off the crown and coke because there's no better recipe for the pasties than that.
now u tell us- used to be 1 of my fav drinks
#86 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
those v**s are ass.

here is a picture of you and me. you're the purple pony.
Picture fail.
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#87 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Picture fail.
can you see this one? cause i like it better. you're the cat
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#88 | 454 days ago

So I made a live thread for whatever sporting event(s) you're watching tonight, and I've come up with a permanent sports-thread drinking game. Whenever an announcer says anything that sounds dirty, DRINK! Those of us with dirty minds are so screwed (heh).
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#89 | 454 days ago

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Sharp Square wrote:


Who are the Derby crowds out there chattering over ?  From what i see Orb seems to be the horse most are on their toes about. 



(who do u like ?)
Revolutionary
#90 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
can you see this one? cause i like it better. you're the cat
Yeah i can see this one.  You calling me a white pu**y?  Racist.
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#91 | 454 days ago

the fact that is has been snowing for the last 3 hours makes dress pants almost tolerable today.
seriously?
when did Minnesota become Colorado?  or Canada? 

Mother Nature... go to He'll and get back on your meds.

ffs

Hi.
#92 | 454 days ago

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Jason_ wrote:
Yeah i can see this one.  You calling me a white pu**y?  Racist.
if we were breaking it down like that, then i'd be calling myself a husky bitch so no. can we backtrack to tiny genitalia? i need more giggling.


(wait a minute. turns out the longer i look at grumpy cat, the more that silly plug-in thing above him makes me giggle.)
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#93 | 454 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
the fact that is has been snowing for the last 3 hours makes dress pants almost tolerable today.
seriously?
when did Minnesota become Colorado?  or Canada? 

Mother Nature... go to He'll and get back on your meds.

ffs

Hi.
And you want me to move to Duluth.

BAHAHAHAHAHA



It's 55° where I live today and that's too cold for my taste.
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#94 | 454 days ago

LOUD NOISES
#95 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
if we were breaking it down like that, then i'd be calling myself a husky bitch so no. can we backtrack to tiny genitalia? i need more giggling.


(wait a minute. turns out the longer i look at grumpy cat, the more that silly plug-in thing above him makes me giggle.)
Wait..you want more micropenis?
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#96 | 454 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
LOUD NOISES
Sorry, she said snow in May and I couldn't control myself. 
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#97 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Wait..you want more micropenis?
fart. "want"
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#98 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
fart. "want"
Im working with a lady today i dont usually work with...which is good because she's farting a little with every step.  its killing me.   Its how i picture you walking.  
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#99 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Im working with a lady today i dont usually work with...which is good because she's farting a little with every step.  its killing me.   Its how i picture you walking.  
i only crop dust at grocery stores. 
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#100 | 454 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i only crop dust at grocery stores. 
Whats so special about grocery stores?
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#101 | 454 days ago

#102 | 454 days ago

It's Wednesday...come play!
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#103 | 454 days ago

Sharp Square wrote:


Who are the Derby crowds out there chattering over ?  From what i see Orb seems to be the horse most are on their toes about. 



(who do u like ?)
Verazzano, Orb, and Revolutionary are the three I'm hearing the most about.  I like Revolutionary b/c Calvin Borel is riding him.  As long as Borel can catch an opening on the rail, he's got this one in the bag.  Both Borel and Revolutionary seem to like making late moves FTW.
#104 | 454 days ago

these options are crap btw.

The Ref is on!
#105 | 454 days ago

Jess wrote:
Sorry, she said snow in May and I couldn't control myself. 
I just wanted to post something so Jason could insult me. It would've been nice to be insulted directly for once.

/the other half of the problem
#106 | 454 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
these options are crap btw.

The Ref is on!
You can sit on those options sideways.
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#107 | 454 days ago

I haven't seen anything since Leigh's post #56.  Carry on.
#108 | 454 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
I just wanted to post something so Jason could insult me. It would've been nice to be insulted directly for once.

/the other half of the problem
I wouldnt want your blood pressure to go up.
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#109 | 454 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I haven't seen anything since Leigh's post #56.  Carry on.
Jesus Christ...always such an a**hole.  Whats wrong with you?
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#110 | 454 days ago

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Jason_ wrote:
I wouldnt want your blood pressure to go up.
WTF?! He's getting preferential treatment??! That's sh**, son.


And, I suppose I could... but I'd need to see lab results and purchase my own condoms first.
#111 | 454 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
WTF?! He's getting preferential treatment??! That's sh**, son.


And, I suppose I could... but I'd need to see lab results and purchase my own condoms first.
THAT WAS AN INSULT YOU CRAZY ASS WOMAN.  TRIP AND FALL!
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#112 | 454 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
SkyJess went online when the NHL playoffs started. So, you know she's going to send an Austrian death robot back in time to kill your mom now, right? Then we send Nick back in time to protect her. Machine gun-fight-chase-explosion blah blah blah... Nick's your father.
I'd buy Machine Gun Jessica's album!
#113 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I wouldnt want your blood pressure to go up.
Going easy on people? What kind of half ass troll are you?
#114 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
THAT WAS AN INSULT YOU CRAZY ASS WOMAN.  TRIP AND FALL!
Uh, it sounded like you were concerned. p****.


Are you yelling at me?
#115 | 454 days ago

Eric_ wrote:
Going easy on people? What kind of half ass troll are you?
The kind that doesnt yet know how to take you or know how you might take me...
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#116 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
The kind that doesnt yet know how to take you or know how you might take me...
va






GI


naaaa
#117 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Jesus Christ...always such an a**hole.  Whats wrong with you?
Hot motherf**king man. I could go on about my biological response to him, but you don't need to hear it.
#118 | 454 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Uh, it sounded like you were concerned. p****.


Are you yelling at me?
Certainly looked that way to me.
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#119 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
The kind that doesnt yet know how to take you or know how you might take me...
*harumph*
#120 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Certainly looked that way to me.
*** my ***.
#121 | 454 days ago

va--GINA.  Coincidence?  I think not.
#122 | 454 days ago

mmhmmm
#123 | 454 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Hot motherf**king man. I could go on about my biological response to him, but you don't need to hear it.
I dont see exactly how that applies to me calling you an a**hole? 
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#124 | 454 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
*** my ***.
I called and ordered that but UPS wont ship it for under a hunnie.  Sorry.
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#125 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I dont see exactly how that applies to me calling you an a**hole? 
I'm always an a**hole when men are involved.
#126 | 454 days ago

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Eric_ wrote:
*harumph*
You really are a 78 year old lady arent you.  I always wondered what happend to Cuddles.
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#127 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
You really are a 78 year old lady arent you.  I always wondered what happend to Cuddles.
Now, that's going too damn far!
#128 | 454 days ago

I want ice cream. I also want to stop replaying last night's flubbery by my favorite Kings' goalie. 
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#129 | 454 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I want ice cream. I also want to stop replaying last night's flubbery by my favorite Kings' goalie. 
Havent we talked about the 5 year rule?
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#130 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
You really are a 78 year old lady arent you.  I always wondered what happend to Cuddles.
Get off my lawn and turn down that damn music!
#131 | 454 days ago
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(Edited by Nick__)
Jason_ wrote:
Your mom was out.
Then try your mom
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#132 | 454 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I'm always an a**hole when men are involved.
Can i try and flip you?
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#133 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Havent we talked about the 5 year rule?
I don't recall. 
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#134 | 454 days ago

OH! I finally watched Silver Linings Playbook. I was a bit taken aback by how much they changed a lot of it from the book, but I liked it...a lot. 
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#135 | 454 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I don't recall. 
Liar
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#136 | 454 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
these options are crap btw.

The Ref is on!
don't eat the penis, it's just garnish. i missed your face today in here.
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#137 | 454 days ago

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ms_hippie_queen wrote:
don't eat the penis, it's just garnish. i missed your face today in here.
:heart:

I'm not supposed to? Oops...


missed you! busy day!
#138 | 454 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Liar
Prove it.
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#139 | 454 days ago

*snort*

Bestest F/E in a long time. laugh
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#140 | 454 days ago

I dunno who broke what, but I had to delete it
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#141 | 454 days ago

WTF is going on in Seattle???? Sheesh!
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#142 | 454 days ago
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Debi_L wrote:
WTF is going on in Seattle???? Sheesh!
I heard their Sleepless there.
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#143 | 454 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
I heard their Sleepless there.
*snort!* Ha, there is some kind of protest and the police are firing flash grenades. I'm sure they are sleepless :P
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#144 | 454 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
WTF is going on in Seattle???? Sheesh!
May Day protesters. It's so stupid. I flipped over when my TV made me (recording conflict) but went right back to the M's game. Twitter is going nuts. From what I can gather, the majority of people with common sense are backing up the cops in this mess. And watching the Mariners.
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#145 | 453 days ago

Jess wrote:
May Day protesters. It's so stupid. I flipped over when my TV made me (recording conflict) but went right back to the M's game. Twitter is going nuts. From what I can gather, the majority of people with common sense are backing up the cops in this mess. And watching the Mariners.
It seems the cops were successful in dispersing them.  What were they protesting?  I never did get that.....
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#146 | 453 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
It seems the cops were successful in dispersing them.  What were they protesting?  I never did get that.....
It took me awhile to figure that out too. Apparently it started out as an annual rally for immigration reform and has been relatively peaceful in the past. Today the protesters started throwing rocks and bottles and stuff at the police, so the police had to OC and stun grenade them to chill things out. There was a big ordeal with some fireworks at a bank too, which got some huge police response. It's the first year that they've had to wear riot gear, they were saying on the news. So basically it started out as a rally with a cause and has turned in to something that even the protesters don't know what they're rioting for.
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#147 | 453 days ago

Jess wrote:
It took me awhile to figure that out too. Apparently it started out as an annual rally for immigration reform and has been relatively peaceful in the past. Today the protesters started throwing rocks and bottles and stuff at the police, so the police had to OC and stun grenade them to chill things out. There was a big ordeal with some fireworks at a bank too, which got some huge police response. It's the first year that they've had to wear riot gear, they were saying on the news. So basically it started out as a rally with a cause and has turned in to something that even the protesters don't know what they're rioting for.
Ugh.  There was lots of coverage, but mostly of the reporters in the middle of it, swearing and apologizing for swearing, but although they said it was a protest, I never heard what they were protesting.  They did say it was mostly teenagers and 20 somethings participating, and you could hear them swearing at the cops.
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#148 | 453 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Ugh.  There was lots of coverage, but mostly of the reporters in the middle of it, swearing and apologizing for swearing, but although they said it was a protest, I never heard what they were protesting.  They did say it was mostly teenagers and 20 somethings participating, and you could hear them swearing at the cops.
yea I guess the original actual protest/rally was over relatively early this afternoon and then a bunch of kids came down and were causing a ruckus.
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#149 | 453 days ago

Awww.  Kriss Kross.  You won't make anyone jump jump anymore.
#150 | 453 days ago
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AlwaysSunshine wrote:
Awww.  Kriss Kross.  You won't make anyone jump jump anymore.
Apparent Drug Overdose........surprising..........NOT!

MAC DADDY is no longer!
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#151 | 453 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Mountain Dew gets Tyler the Creator to come up with an ad campaign. It combines racism and beastiality, because of course it does.

His wildly inappropriate twitter feed and Loiter Squad TV show should have been serious red flags. Check that burgundy flags. In other news, they are also pulling Daniel Tosh's Pepsi Max "There's a date rape in my mouth & everybody's invited" campaign.
I don't know who that dude is. I missed the commercial. I love the comments.

Sounds like something I would have said:  "This commercial portrays* goats in a very negative light. Some of my best friends are goats, and they’re all upstanding members of my community. When are we gonna get past this, America?"


Also, don't be wishing for Amanda Bynes to replace Lohan. I like Amanda, dammit.
#152 | 450 days ago

Jess wrote:
So I made a live thread for whatever sporting event(s) you're watching tonight, and I've come up with a permanent sports-thread drinking game. Whenever an announcer says anything that sounds dirty, DRINK! Those of us with dirty minds are so screwed (heh).
especially with football.....Madden was famous for them....one local radio station used to do "Sounds of the Game", things that sound dirty but were not in context of the game...."He kept coming into the hole"....and other things
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