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~~Favorite sayings on a T-Shirt~~ (Edited 06/14/08 11:20PM by Seth)
Thanks to me just reading a reply Christinesunshine had with a very nice t-shirt that she is getting I am asking you on the FanIQ what would your favorite T-Shirt say?
| Closed on 06/18/08 at 05:00PM
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71%a. I like this one.........
29%b. I'd wear this one........

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#4 | 167 days ago

+32 thumbs upTell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
I like this one.........  
  
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#1 | 167 days ago

+3 thumbs up

 There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

 

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

 

And for St. Patrick's Day : Kiss My A** it's Irish!!

 

 

#2 | 167 days ago

(Edited by vindog)

"Doubt Everything- Find your own Light!" ... Buddha

I'd wear this one........  
#3 | 167 days ago

+5 thumbs up

I'll submit the link again...

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=ShirtGuy75.37002977

I like this one.........  
#4 | 167 days ago

+32 thumbs upTell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
I like this one.........  
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#6 | 167 days ago

+10 thumbs up

I have a few funny ones.

 

One shows a picture of a cow jumping over the moon, the caption says "I've got mad skills"

 

Squirrels....Natures little speed bumps

 

Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

I like this one.........  
#7 | 167 days ago

+5 thumbs up

"Sarcasm: Just One of My Many Talents"

 

"Who Do I have to Sleep with to Get a Drink Around Here?"

I'd wear this one........  
#8 | 167 days ago

+10 thumbs up"You don't really blow on it"
I like this one.........  
#9 | 167 days ago

+16 thumbs up

Here's me wearing my favorite shirt saying! I picked up my wife with this shirt.

 

I'd wear this one........  
#10 | 167 days ago

+7 thumbs up

I've got one that says "1986 wiffle ball state champs".  I get a lot of comments on it.    Most of them saying "seriously?".

 

I got one in Mexico that says "Smarta$$ University".  I was educated well.

I like this one.........  
#11 | 167 days ago

(Edited by derms33)
+9 thumbs up

Walter from Big Lebowski..."League Bowling is Serious"

 

I like this one.........  
#12 | 167 days ago

+1 thumbs upMy lovely snoopy shirt that has him sticking his tounge out and says "I hate being stared at" lol good ol' snoopy.
I like this one.........  
#13 | 167 days ago

+16 thumbs up

I saw a shirt and it had a condom in plastic on the shirt and it said "Break in Emergencies Only"

and then there is this one for my UNC fans:

#14 | 167 days ago

One of my friends, had an picture, showing Santa Claus, his sleigh, and several reindeer, in a snowdrift, with the wreckage of an outhouse, nearby. A few reindeer have funky looking eyes, and Santa's saying to rudolph....

I said the Schmitt house!!!

I like this one.........  
#15 | 167 days ago

+1 thumbs upI used to think those shirts were funny, but they are kind of played out now.
#16 | 167 days ago

+13 thumbs up

"if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

lmao

I'd wear this one........  
#17 | 167 days ago

+7 thumbs up

i have a couple:

"a penny for your thoughts a Dollar if you flash me"

"buy me another beer your still ugly"

I like this one.........  
#18 | 167 days ago

+4 thumbs upI can fix anything! Where's the duct tape?
I like this one.........  
#19 | 167 days ago

+9 thumbs up

I put the CUTE in execute

 

God Bless America......except Idaho   F*** Idaho

 

I was told there'd be hotter chicks here

#20 | 167 days ago

+7 thumbs up

these are shirts i have seen in one store:

 

lets play army, i'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me

 

designated driver...for drunk, horny chicks

 

 

[arrow pointing up]

half man

[arrow pointing down]

half horse

 

 

i cant think of any more right now, but i know there are at least 8 more that are hillarious...of course i would never wear them, that would be wierd. but they are still fun to look at

 

#21 | 166 days ago

+5 thumbs up

These are all shirts in my personal collection:

 

People like you are the reason people like me use medication

 

I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down... no problem

 

some people see the glass as half empty ,others half full... I just want to know who the hell is drinking my beer

 

The proctologist called... they found your head

 

9 out of the 10 voices in my head say don't shoot

 

I'm dressed and out of bed, what else do you want?

 

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it

 

"Ancient Chinese philosophy" **what looks like colligraphy until you turn your head to the side and see "f**k this s**t"** 

I'd wear this one........  
#22 | 166 days ago

+10 thumbs up

a few maternity shirts i had said:

Practice Makes Pregnant

yes i know what causes it

watermelon smuggler

all i wanted was a back rub

i grow people, what is your power

I like this one.........  
#23 | 166 days ago

I'm in my own little world, it's okay, they know me here.

 

 

 

Make 7

 

Up Yours

I like this one.........  
#24 | 166 days ago

(Edited by SOS)
+2 thumbs up

My parents said I could be anything I wanted so I became an A-----e.

At a Golpher - Badger game they were wearing shirts that said jump around on this with an arrow pointing down.

Actually an idea I have thought about , however did not follow through. Picture of George  and Dick on each breast with caption My Boobs are bigger than yours.

#25 | 166 days ago

rrl100807 wrote:

a few maternity shirts i had said:

Practice Makes Pregnant

yes i know what causes it

watermelon smuggler

all i wanted was a back rub

i grow people, what is your power

+3 thumbs up"All I wanted was a back rub" is awesome!
I'd wear this one........  
#26 | 165 days ago

I lie to girls.

Drunk chicks dig me

I like this one.........  
#27 | 165 days ago

+2 thumbs upThe one I like is "It's not nice to stare". Being 6'8" people stare, then read the shirt, stare, and then look away quickly as if they are embarrassed. i love it!
I like this one.........  
#28 | 165 days ago

+2 thumbs up"hey you... i'm up here!"
I'd wear this one........  
#29 | 164 days ago

+11 thumbs up

"it's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a love machine"

I'd wear this one........  
#30 | 163 days ago

+3 thumbs upThat's what she said


I know more about sports than you and I can prove it. FanIQ.com
I'd wear this one........  
#31 | 163 days ago

DiabloJones wrote:
The one I like is "It's not nice to stare". Being 6'8" people stare, then read the shirt, stare, and then look away quickly as if they are emb