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Hollywood is officially running out of ideas and making movies based on board games like Battleship and the forthcoming Risk, Candy Land, Monopoly etc. [<--- unfortunately those aren't jokes, sigh.]

So here's the thing, I am a clinically insane studio head and will green light your film based on a board game or pastime. Budget is no object! Pitch it!

Got it? Good. GO! ...straight to jail.


** Oh FFS peeps, just combine a movie title with a game or something like those lame hastag deals on twitter. **

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#9 | 450 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
Operation


What starts of as another Friday night, paramedic Gary Carter (Mark Ruffalo) and his wisecracking partner Sid Fernandez (Michael Pena) have no idea could possibly lie ahead. An early night call to a stabbing in the projects turns into the call of a lifetime.  Their patient Ray Knight (Anton Yelchin) turns out to be a soviet spy working with the Iranians funded by the Chinese and trained by the Israelis to carry out a scary new form of biological warfare.  That's right, he is a walking time release dirty bomb, the likes could wipe out the eastern seaboard of the united states if the paramedics and doctors are unable to get this wound under control.  Carter and Fernandez become engaged in a race against not only time but the Ron Darling 86, the most fearsome street gang the streets of Queens has ever seen.  Their leader Ron Darling (Andy Garcia) is of course involved in this massive conspiracy on a local level.  With the help of a group of take no sh*t NYC cops (Vin Diesel as Tim Teufel, Dwayne Johnson as Keith Hernandez, Terry Crews as Ludwig "Mookie" Wilson, and introducing Terrell Owens as Len Dykstra), they are able to get Knight to the hospital.  There it becomes not only a race against time.  Never before has one surgery been so important to country and of course it comes down to a real life Doogie Howser, former hard living, coke abusing doctor who's battling a troubled marriage along his whirlwind rise back to national medical prominence, Dr. Darryl Strawberry (Will Smith), Of course all the sh*t comes down and the rest of the hospital becomes a mix of Raid:Redemption, Kill Bill Vol 2, and Good Morning Vietnam.  Dr. Strawberry with the help of his sponsor, best friend, and brain surgeon Dwight Gooden (Jamie Foxx) have no room for error if they want to make it out alive and save the United States from a tragedy that hasn't been seen seen Transformers 3.

Let's blue sky this bitch
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#1 | 450 days ago

Uno Dos Tres!
#2 | 450 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
Draw Something/Pictionary

Wait, I think I did this wrong. I'm not clever enough for this.
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#3 | 450 days ago



enough said!
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#4 | 450 days ago

davonthedl wrote:


enough said!
Michael Bay is on board. 
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#5 | 450 days ago

Jess wrote:
Draw Something/Pictionary

Wait, I think I did this wrong. I'm not clever enough for this.
Draw Something About Mary... I like it, here's $50 million dollars!
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#6 | 450 days ago

Im thinking something along the lines of Pitch Perfect...only with HOPSCOTCH!

Get a bunch of young hollywood up and comers...throw on some school girl uniforms...short plaid skirts...tight fitting white blouses...teach them the intricacies of the well timed slo mo mean mug...and have a good old fashion dance off  hopscotch off.
#7 | 450 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Draw Something About Mary... I like it, here's $50 million dollars!
Thanks for fixing me!
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#8 | 450 days ago

I wouldn't mind an R rated version of Twister...wink

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#9 | 450 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
Operation


What starts of as another Friday night, paramedic Gary Carter (Mark Ruffalo) and his wisecracking partner Sid Fernandez (Michael Pena) have no idea could possibly lie ahead. An early night call to a stabbing in the projects turns into the call of a lifetime.  Their patient Ray Knight (Anton Yelchin) turns out to be a soviet spy working with the Iranians funded by the Chinese and trained by the Israelis to carry out a scary new form of biological warfare.  That's right, he is a walking time release dirty bomb, the likes could wipe out the eastern seaboard of the united states if the paramedics and doctors are unable to get this wound under control.  Carter and Fernandez become engaged in a race against not only time but the Ron Darling 86, the most fearsome street gang the streets of Queens has ever seen.  Their leader Ron Darling (Andy Garcia) is of course involved in this massive conspiracy on a local level.  With the help of a group of take no sh*t NYC cops (Vin Diesel as Tim Teufel, Dwayne Johnson as Keith Hernandez, Terry Crews as Ludwig "Mookie" Wilson, and introducing Terrell Owens as Len Dykstra), they are able to get Knight to the hospital.  There it becomes not only a race against time.  Never before has one surgery been so important to country and of course it comes down to a real life Doogie Howser, former hard living, coke abusing doctor who's battling a troubled marriage along his whirlwind rise back to national medical prominence, Dr. Darryl Strawberry (Will Smith), Of course all the sh*t comes down and the rest of the hospital becomes a mix of Raid:Redemption, Kill Bill Vol 2, and Good Morning Vietnam.  Dr. Strawberry with the help of his sponsor, best friend, and brain surgeon Dwight Gooden (Jamie Foxx) have no room for error if they want to make it out alive and save the United States from a tragedy that hasn't been seen seen Transformers 3.

Let's blue sky this bitch
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#10 | 450 days ago

Scrabble Death... you misspell a word and you get stabbed to death.  Simple.  
And use of slang words get you dismembered.  Kewl... CHOP
Yeppers!  GOUGE!!!!

It's actually a reality movie... the audience has to rearrange the letters to create the ending.  
#11 | 449 days ago

Based on my love for Denver's secondary play against the Ravens.
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#12 | 449 days ago

Taboo!... That's all I have right now, I may come back to fill in the blanks, I may not.
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#13 | 449 days ago

an action-packed thriller about a world where all the floors have turned to lava and a girl's will to survive
#14 | 449 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
an action-packed thriller about a world where all the floors have turned to lava and a girl's will to survive
Is that the pitch for Taboo?
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#15 | 449 days ago

(Edited by cubsgirl)
Kerplunk. An action based movie. Instead of marbles it will be humans kerplunking into the core of the earth. The hero will have to stop this kerplunking from happening when with the next pull of the stick it is his son and wife that will kerplunk. 


I just really kinda like saying kerplunk I think. smiley
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#16 | 449 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Is that the pitch for Taboo?
no, that would be "it's a movie.....ooo! starts with "T".....can't say certain word-...oh s**t."
#17 | 449 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
no, that would be "it's a movie.....ooo! starts with "T".....can't say certain word-...oh s**t."
Do Scattergories!
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#18 | 449 days ago

Twister.... in a mine field.
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#19 | 449 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
Twister.... in a mine field.
Ooooh...starring the cast of murderball!
#20 | 449 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Do Scattergories!
"action! alliteration! all-out fun!
                                            .............don't roll an X."
#21 | 449 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
an action-packed thriller about a world where all the floors have turned to lava and a girl's will to survive
From the creators of Toy Story & Cars...



THE FLOOR 2: INTO THE HALLWAY in 2015 *Cha-Ching!*
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#22 | 449 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
Twister.... in a mine field.
This year's darling at Cannes. Palme D'Or buzz...

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#23 | 449 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Operation


What starts of as another Friday night, paramedic Gary Carter (Mark Ruffalo) and his wisecracking partner Sid Fernandez (Michael Pena) have no idea could possibly lie ahead. An early night call to a stabbing in the projects turns into the call of a lifetime.  Their patient Ray Knight (Anton Yelchin) turns out to be a soviet spy working with the Iranians funded by the Chinese and trained by the Israelis to carry out a scary new form of biological warfare.  That's right, he is a walking time release dirty bomb, the likes could wipe out the eastern seaboard of the united states if the paramedics and doctors are unable to get this wound under control.  Carter and Fernandez become engaged in a race against not only time but the Ron Darling 86, the most fearsome street gang the streets of Queens has ever seen.  Their leader Ron Darling (Andy Garcia) is of course involved in this massive conspiracy on a local level.  With the help of a group of take no sh*t NYC cops (Vin Diesel as Tim Teufel, Dwayne Johnson as Keith Hernandez, Terry Crews as Ludwig "Mookie" Wilson, and introducing Terrell Owens as Len Dykstra), they are able to get Knight to the hospital.  There it becomes not only a race against time.  Never before has one surgery been so important to country and of course it comes down to a real life Doogie Howser, former hard living, coke abusing doctor who's battling a troubled marriage along his whirlwind rise back to national medical prominence, Dr. Darryl Strawberry (Will Smith), Of course all the sh*t comes down and the rest of the hospital becomes a mix of Raid:Redemption, Kill Bill Vol 2, and Good Morning Vietnam.  Dr. Strawberry with the help of his sponsor, best friend, and brain surgeon Dwight Gooden (Jamie Foxx) have no room for error if they want to make it out alive and save the United States from a tragedy that hasn't been seen seen Transformers 3.

Let's blue sky this bitch
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#24 | 449 days ago

(swoon)
#25 | 449 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
you need the obligatory tag line "You think this is a f**king game?"
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#26 | 449 days ago

Sometimes the interwebs has the greatest ideas out there already.. you just have to find them
Think of Rounders meets the Third Reich


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#27 | 449 days ago

Dream Date 3000: a mix of the popular (snicker) mystery dating game with Mystery Science 3000 Theater. I haven't worked out the details but I like the premise.
 +  = ?
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#28 | 449 days ago

This is great
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#29 | 449 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
you need the obligatory tag line "You think this is a f**king game?"
How did i miss that? Lol, geezus im slipping. It will be the high note in the trailer though.
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