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How would you describe marriage to an alien

How would you describe marriage to an alien from neptune? He also happens to be asexual, and has never encountered sexually mating species. The alien has no sense of what it is to be gay, how many people you can marry.

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#5 \| 18 days ago huskerfan_ia (+)	Well, since Neptune is made up of gas, and it's fricken cold out there, I'd kick it in the nuts for lying to me about being from Neptune. (If it has nuts...) Enter the poll to see my answer
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#1 \| 18 days ago bayareabeast21 (+)
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#2 \| 18 days ago rileyjames47 (+)
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#3 \| 18 days ago KitNKaboodle (+)	ummm, out of this world?
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#4 \| 18 days ago buckhntr (+)	like bein' 2 games out with one to play
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#5 \| 18 days ago huskerfan_ia (+)	Well, since Neptune is made up of gas, and it's fricken cold out there, I'd kick it in the nuts for lying to me about being from Neptune. (If it has nuts...) Enter the poll to see my answer
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#6 \| 18 days ago cubsgirl (+)	If I met somebody from neptune and he asked me about marriage, I would think he was wanting a green card. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#7 \| 18 days ago blondie45044 (+)	Do not take me to your leader we have nothing in common! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#8 \| 18 days ago raja_starkglass (+)	Life on this planet earth is based on elements of Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen, as basics of life in composit forms as water, Air and salts of some elements sustainig life, alien if based on elements such as Aluminium Helium and Nitrogen................................. and composits thereof. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#9 \| 18 days ago Wordsmith (+)	rileyjames47 wrote: I thought you were against cruelty to other living creatures?? How about this costume? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#10 \| 18 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
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#11 \| 18 days ago TVO (+)	rileyjames47 wrote: Well the one on the chain is obviously from Neptune....but I think the Blue Haired Skank species comes from Uranus...all puns in this message are purely coincidental...
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#12 \| 18 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	Im offended by the pictures in this thread. Should i leave and read a different poll or bitch and moan until its closed???
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#13 \| 18 days ago noti4 (+)	bayareabeast21 wrote: THIS IS A BIG PICTURE NAMED " THE CRY" o EL GRITO, IS NOT FOR FUN , SORRY ,MY FRIEND, I LOVE ART .-
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#14 \| 18 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	If he's asexual, then understanding marriage shouldn't be tough Enter the poll to see my answer
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#15 \| 18 days ago JRSFLAME88 (+)	It wasn't easy! He was an ASS! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#16 \| 18 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	JRSFLAME88 wrote: It wasn't easy! He was an ASS! Ass is offensive to me. I demand an apology. Say youre sorry. Dont make me call the mods. I will. Dont tempt me, woman!
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#17 \| 18 days ago TerikaHarifa (+)	jasonsmall1977 wrote: Ass is offensive to me. I demand an apology. Say youre sorry. Dont make me call the mods. I will. Dont tempt me, woman! I'm a mod. Quit cryin. I couldn't help myself. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#18 \| 18 days ago Beaneaters (+)	here's a thousand words... http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB011587.jpg%3Fsize%3D572%26uid%3D37374874-030E-4353-8EF7-646CD48EA8C9&usg=AFQjCNHJ5-HzA2A9xhRbF5yMHAbG7buiiA" /> Enter the poll to see my answer
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#19 \| 18 days ago 18packabs (+)	This is your Brain on marriage.......... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#20 \| 18 days ago TerikaHarifa (+)	Marriage is when 2 people who are not related by blood (which is the red stuff that gushes out all over when you bite off our heads) live together in the same house (which is what that pile of wood and debris WAS before your space ship landed on it) and share common likes and dislikes and share responsibilities like feeding the dog (which we won't have to do anymore sice you just ate him), cleaning, paying bills and raising children. Often, but not always, these 2 people LOVE each other (kind of like what you friend over there seems to be doing to my car). Enter the poll to see my answer
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#21 \| 18 days ago kteacher (+)	jasonsmall1977 wrote: Im offended by the pictures in this thread. Should i leave and read a different poll or bitch and moan until its closed??? I vote for moan! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#22 \| 18 days ago Alpha_Dawg (+)
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#23 \| 18 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	Beaneaters wrote: here's a thousand words... That looks like a d*ck. Offensive. Shove it up your @ss......MOD!
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#24 \| 18 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	kteacher wrote: I vote for moan! F*CKING MOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN MOOOOOOOAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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#25 \| 18 days ago derms33 (+)	I am guessing they will make very little money but get free health care...since they are aliens...oh you mean from another planet Enter the poll to see my answer
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#26 \| 18 days ago DeeRigga (+)	AGAIN...it's questions like this that get your monkey-azz quarantined from the Q... First off, why, in the name of Sidney Lowe, would you even consider marrying an asexual alien, huh? IT DON'T NEED YOU FOR NOTHING - hence ASEXUAL!! Next, Why Neptune? Ain't that a bit too far to be finding an alien to shack up with? WTF? Give me a break! And no sense of gayness or mating?? - Again, IT IS ASEXUAL...it don't give a pig's curly if you wanna do "the Ugly Bump", because it don't need you to go "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh"!! Do I gotta censor all the polls now? Aww Man!! Somebody holla at me!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#27 \| 18 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	DeeRigga wrote: AGAIN...it's questions like this that get your monkey-azz quarantined from the Q... First off, why, in the name of Sidney Lowe, would you even consider marrying an asexual alien, huh? IT DON'T NEED YOU FOR NOTHING - hence ASEXUAL!! Next, Why Neptune? Ain't that a bit too far to be finding an alien to shack up with? WTF? Give me a break! And no sense of gayness or mating?? - Again, IT IS ASEXUAL...it don't give a pig's curly if you wanna do "the Ugly Bump", because it don't need you to go "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh"!! Do I gotta censor all the polls now? Aww Man!! Somebody holla at me!! HOLLA! Censor this turd poll!
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#28 \| 18 days ago zzj000 (+)	If "HE" is asexual... then why is "HE" a "HE".... Wouldnt "HE" be an "IT"? I aint havin no sex with an "IT".
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#29 \| 18 days ago Beaneaters (+)	http://www.outbackonline.net/Advent%2520Calendar/DonkeyTail.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGQ618zRwig_1_aLQBi_uTAB6O-lg" alt="" /> Enter the poll to see my answer
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#30 \| 18 days ago cubsgirl (+)	zzj000 wrote: If "HE" is asexual... then why is "HE" a "HE".... Wouldnt "HE" be an "IT"? I aint havin no sex with an "IT". You're a man of course you would. You would just wake up in the morning and say I swear last night it looked like a woman. And vow to never drink again.lol (jk I know you woundn't) Enter the poll to see my answer
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#31 \| 18 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	6.
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#32 \| 18 days ago zzj000 (+)	cubsgirl wrote: You're a man of course you would. You would just wake up in the morning and say I swear last night it looked like a woman. And vow to never drink again.lol (jk I know you woundn't) Hey now girl ... did you hide a SpyCam in my bedroom?
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#33 \| 18 days ago bayareabeast21 (+)	noti4 wrote: THIS IS A BIG PICTURE NAMED " THE CRY" o EL GRITO, IS NOT FOR FUN , SORRY ,MY FRIEND, I LOVE ART .- What are you talking about... Its called "The Scream" and it was created by Edvard Munch.
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#34 \| 18 days ago noti4 (+)	noti4 wrote: THIS IS A BIG PICTURE NAMED " THE CRY" o EL GRITO, IS NOT FOR FUN , SORRY ,MY FRIEND, I LOVE ART .- SIN SPANISH IS eL GRITO, OR THE sCREAM, MY ENGLISH IS BAD THANK FOR TELL ME .-
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#35 \| 18 days ago streetballer123 (+)	♥
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#36 \| 18 days ago FalconTony (+)	I'd say a male and a female would stick it to each other and stay stuck with each other for 20 yrs ,when their offsprings leaves and then they split up lookin to get stuck to someone else. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#37 \| 18 days ago kammi42 (+)	So all the men here arent aliens
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#38 \| 18 days ago kteacher (+)	(Edited by kteacher) jasonsmall1977 wrote: That looks like a d*ck. Offensive. Shove it up your @ss......MOD! Jason....really -----YOU can quit now or YOU can shove IT up your own A$$! YEAH.....go call a MOD. (BORING!) Enter the poll to see my answer
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#39 \| 18 days ago jasonsmall1977 (+)	kteacher wrote: Jason....really -----YOU can quit now or YOU can shove IT up your own A$$! YEAH.....go call a MOD. (BORING!) Yikes...time to call it quits i guess.
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#40 \| 18 days ago kteacher (+)	jasonsmall1977 wrote: Yikes...time to call it quits i guess. Good Choice! ****Continue to be good and I might allow you to be in my super cool "clique". lol Enter the poll to see my answer
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#41 \| 17 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	"IT" needs no explanation. Enter the poll to see my answer

#42 \| 17 days ago DAPLAYAHATA (+)	*I WOULD GET THE ALIEN SHTFACED REALLY BAD, THEN WHEN I WOKE IT UP IN THE MORNING I WOULD TELL IT THIS IS WHAT MARRIAGE IS LIKE!!!!!! LOL**