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IAmA horse sized duck, AMA

My friend wanted that specific graphic for a PowerPoint (apparently he's trying to get fired) so I thought it would make a good poll on Circle-Jerk-Wednesday.

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#5 \| 98 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	do you know the anticipation i had in those 10 seconds (thanks i.e.3) after clicking submit, to the page reloading to see what the correct answer was? tingly. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#1 \| 98 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	Correct answer. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#2 \| 98 days ago Jess (+)	Duck sized ducks kinda freak me out enough. I might pee myself if I ever saw a horse sized one...and die on the spot if it wanted to fight. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#3 \| 98 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	easy.. 100 duck size horses I wouldn't want to deal with the bill of a giant duck Enter the poll to see my answer
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#4 \| 98 days ago woody050681 (+)	Do the duck sized horses have a special powers like Unicorns do? What kind of fight is it? And how is the winner decided, pin fall, submission, to the death? There are so many questions going through my brain before I can make a decision.... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#5 \| 98 days ago ms_hippie_queen (+)	do you know the anticipation i had in those 10 seconds (thanks i.e.3) after clicking submit, to the page reloading to see what the correct answer was? tingly. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#6 \| 98 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	woody050681 wrote: Do the duck sized horses have a special powers like Unicorns do? What kind of fight is it? And how is the winner decided, pin fall, submission, to the death? There are so many questions going through my brain before I can make a decision.... Only a few... but you don't know which ones. (AHHHHHH-HA!) It goes until the bouncers break it up, it's one of 'those' deals. Take your time, the poll is open for like 20 months. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#7 \| 98 days ago ohwell_ (+)	Is this some kind of gun control poll? On the rabid Second Ammendment side, have to go with the semi-auto with 30 round clips and "take em all out" Jess could take out the big one with her bow. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#8 \| 98 days ago Jess (+)	ohwell_ wrote: Is this some kind of gun control poll? On the rabid Second Ammendment side, have to go with the semi-auto with 30 round clips and "take em all out" Jess could take out the big one with her bow. Oh we get weapons? That might change things Enter the poll to see my answer
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#9 \| 98 days ago ohwell_ (+)	No one fights with their hands anymore, don't you watch the news? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#10 \| 98 days ago richard_cranium (+)	(Edited by richard_cranium) This needs to be forward to the people at Duck Dynasty. This would be 30 minutes of TV gold. Well that show is already pure gold so platinum, i guess then. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#11 \| 98 days ago Jess (+)	ohwell_ wrote: No one fights with their hands anymore, don't you watch the news? ugh true. Well even with the bow though, I'm a decent shot but I'm still learning. The giant duck still scares the hell out of me. Imagine something the size of a horse that can fly and has a huge bill. The only thing that really spooks me a bit about horses is their size. For the most part they're gentle, and even if they weren't the little guys would be fairly harmless. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#12 \| 98 days ago Oddfool (+)	Well, if you take the basic structure of a duck, and increase it's size to that of a horse (approx. 20" increased to approx. 5') you have increased its height about 3 times. It's length and width is also increased by at about 3 times as well. That would make it's weight about 27 times it's duck-sized mass. It would be too heavy to fly, or even to move around properly. Its bones, which I believe are hollow, as most birds are to assist in attaining flight, would not be able to support it's weight. Yes, I choose to face the mighty (pathetic) horse-sized duck. I won't need any weapons to pummel it into submission. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#13 \| 98 days ago Jess (+)	Oddfool wrote: Well, if you take the basic structure of a duck, and increase it's size to that of a horse (approx. 20" increased to approx. 5') you have increased its height about 3 times. It's length and width is also increased by at about 3 times as well. That would make it's weight about 27 times it's duck-sized mass. It would be too heavy to fly, or even to move around properly. Its bones, which I believe are hollow, as most birds are to assist in attaining flight, would not be able to support it's weight. Yes, I choose to face the mighty (pathetic) horse-sized duck. I won't need any weapons to pummel it into submission. Dude, it's a horse size duck. I think all logic just went out the window as far as whether or not he can fly or move around at that size. He will eat you. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#14 \| 98 days ago richard_cranium (+)	(Edited by richard_cranium) Four words, Foie Gras for days! The only people that can eat off of your tiny horses are the patrons of Burger King! Sorry, I forgot about the paste eaters too! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#15 \| 98 days ago Oddfool (+)	Jess wrote: Dude, it's a horse size duck. I think all logic just went out the window as far as whether or not he can fly or move around at that size. He will eat you. Nah, I'm good. Sticking with Peking Duck over here. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#16 \| 98 days ago Tiger_Pride2 (+)	Going against the grain here, but fighting a giant duck would be totally freaking awesome. Drop kicking tiny little horses doesn't seem nearly as interesting. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#17 \| 97 days ago PurrsAlot (+)	Why a duck? - Groucho Marx
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#18 \| 97 days ago kobe_lova (+)	Are they scrooge ducks or donalds? darkwings? howards?! I'm pretty sure I could take the donalds and scrooges no matter what size, but the darkwings and howards may take more work. either way, my answer is corn. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#19 \| 97 days ago Nick__ (+)	(Edited by Nick__) I'm arm wrestling the BEANER!! That first one looks like LEIGH! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#20 \| 97 days ago kobe_lova (+)	Nick__ wrote: I'm arm wrestling the BEANER!! That first one looks like LEIGH! racist. (lol) Enter the poll to see my answer
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#21 \| 97 days ago js76181 (+)	(Edited by js76181) liliput horse
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#22 \| 97 days ago js76181 (+)	(Edited by js76181) or u r an ostrich
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#23 \| 97 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	Jess wrote: Oh we get weapons? That might change things No weapons, unless you can fashion one yourself like Capt. kirk did when he fought that lizard alien and everybody got to watch then he made a space cannon out of bamboo, vines and (naturally occurring?) top soil gun powder. That scenario is totally okay. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#24 \| 97 days ago Oddfool (+)	(Edited by Oddfool) Jess wrote: Dude, it's a horse size duck. I think all logic just went out the window as far as whether or not he can fly or move around at that size. He will eat you. Don't you remember the Jurassic Park 2 scene with the hunter being chased by the small dinosaurs (compy's, forget how to spell complete name, too lazy to look it up right now.) Here's about 15 of them around the little girl. And you want to fight 100 of them duck-sized horses? The hunter didn't fare too well against them. (Compsognathus, that's the name.) Enter the poll to see my answer
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#25 \| 97 days ago PurrsAlot (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: No weapons, unless you can fashion one yourself like Capt. kirk did when he fought that lizard alien and everybody got to watch then he made a space cannon out of bamboo, vines and (naturally occurring?) top soil gun powder. That scenario is totally okay. the Gorn
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#26 \| 97 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	PurrsAlot wrote: the Gorn ... well hello random internet girl who knows wtf I'm babbling about. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#27 \| 97 days ago PurrsAlot (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: ... well hello random internet girl who knows wtf I'm babbling about. they used that music from that scene in The Cable Guy with Jim Carey lol
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#28 \| 97 days ago Nick__ (+)	kobe_lova wrote: racist. (lol) Oh, I see how it is! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#29 \| 97 days ago PurrsAlot (+)	PurrsAlot wrote: they used that music from that scene in The Cable Guy with Jim Carey lol psycho babble lol
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