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Here's a type of resume/career direction you may want to avoid...

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So, I retired and I found I am perfect for the job!
 

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#7 | 594 days ago

The other day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
“Are you okay? What's your name?"

"It’s Jack, and I’m OK thanks," I replied.
"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my hostess.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said.
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#1 | 595 days ago

Found this joke on clean joke of the day's website so I thought I would put it out their for the scrutiny of fan iq experts.
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#2 | 595 days ago

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#3 | 595 days ago

LOVE IT !!yes
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#4 | 595 days ago

very very clever...................yes
#5 | 595 days ago

i  thought it was  a cute  funny  but  not   rofl mh o funny  i saw all the  punch line coming.
#6 | 595 days ago

hotdog5054 wrote:
i  thought it was  a cute  funny  but  not   rofl mh o funny  i saw all the  punch line coming.
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#7 | 594 days ago

The other day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
“Are you okay? What's your name?"

"It’s Jack, and I’m OK thanks," I replied.
"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my hostess.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said.
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#8 | 592 days ago

The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
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#9 | 427 days ago

An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard.  He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.

The old fellow was crabby and exacting.  "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy.  "Just do whatever I tell you to do."

One day the old blacksmith took out an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil.

"Get the hammer over there," he said.  "When i nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

NOW THE TOWN IS LOOKING FOR A NEW BLACKSMITH.......

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