Question 1: If you had to find the "Christmas story" in the Bible in 2 min, FTW, could you?
Sure...It's in Luke, right?
(Nope), Yes, I'm pretty sure he was born in Matthew, right?
Well, which testament is it in, then I'm ready.
Revelations explains it all!
Ain't no Beans in the Bible.Question 2: Which would you prefer?
Beans a-StrummingQuestion 3: Do you always dance when you hear the Charlie Brown's Christmas Song?
Nope (lil bit).
I may or may not sway a tad.
Nah, but sugar plums start dancing in my head.
I do not, but I totally picture Shawn and Gus doing the Snoopy dance
Beans cuts a little rug.Question 4: What's your favorite Christmas movie? (Duh, you knew it was coming)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
A Christmas Story
Miracle On 34th Street
The Santa Clause
Beans and/or OtherQuestion 5: What is the best Christmas gift you ever received?
Video game console
A car! just like those lexus commercials! Boom, bitches!
Underpanties... ooh la la
All the toys!
Brand new cell or tablet or laptop, something techish
Magic Beans...Question 6: Tell the truth, do you believe in Santa?
I believe, I believe, I believe! (donkey voice)
I sit on his lap every Christmas Season! (yo ho hooo)
I'm not sure, we don't have a chimney.
No, because I have been naughty this year, and all the others, soo...
I am SANTA (beans)...
(Caution -- you will be unable to change your answer.)