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Joke O' the mornin to ya.... (Edited 07/18/08 10:29AM by Disciple)

What do you think about this joke?

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" She wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ...one button at a time.

No one moves.

He removes his shirt.

Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps.

He whispers ... "Iron this, and get me something to eat..."

| Closed on 08/16/08 at 11:45PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

72 Fans
3%	a. Greatest joke of all time
64%	b. Pretty, pretty, pretty good
24%	c. Avg. at best
1%	d. Not very good, I've heard much better
7%	e. I'm a woman & will criticize you no matter what you do
1%	f. I can't win this battle....

	&nbp;
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#2 \| 140 days ago hskrdave (+)	+17 heard it before, but yeah, being the sexist pig i am, i liked it. reminds of the whore who will do anything for $100, if you can say it in 3 words. Guys hands over the money and says "Paint My House" Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#1 \| 140 days ago kramer (+)	Mama mia, that's a funny Italiano! Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#2 \| 140 days ago hskrdave (+)	+17 heard it before, but yeah, being the sexist pig i am, i liked it. reminds of the whore who will do anything for $100, if you can say it in 3 words. Guys hands over the money and says "Paint My House" Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#3 \| 140 days ago sports_schmorts (+)	+12 OH NO YOU DI'INT!
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#4 \| 140 days ago nyrangers (+)	+8 It's funny cuz it's true Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#5 \| 140 days ago Anthonyg7575 (+)	nyrangers wrote: It's funny cuz it's true +3 Comments like that don't earn you brownie points.... Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#6 \| 140 days ago Shrugging Atlas (+)	Anthonyg7575 wrote: Comments like that don't earn you brownie points.... +7 ...but it did earn him a "Funny." Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#7 \| 140 days ago irbe38 (+)	+8 What would be real funny is if she actually had an Iron, use it on his Penis while Chomping on an Apple. Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#8 \| 140 days ago USCGirlzRock (+)	+6 LOL....Men are living proof women can take a joke. I'm a woman & will criticize you no matter what you do
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#9 \| 139 days ago kramer (+)	irbe38 wrote: What would be real funny is if she actually had an Iron, use it on his Penis while Chomping on an Apple. +2 OHHHH you're begging for a PQ from every man on the site for that! Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#10 \| 130 days ago Dirtydan (+)	Other then seeing my woman, this made my day... Greatest joke of all time
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#11 \| 115 days ago SOS (+)	Pretty funny Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#12 \| 114 days ago irbe38 (+)	kramer wrote: OHHHH you're begging for a PQ from every man on the site for that! Why not? If I can get it for saying the team mascot in another poll then I really deserve it for this one. Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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#13 \| 99 days ago kramer (+)	irbe38 wrote: Why not? If I can get it for saying the team mascot in another poll then I really deserve it for this one. +1 This PQ would stand for PAIN QUEEN, because that just pains me to even think about it! Pretty, pretty, pretty good
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