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#2 | 324 days ago

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This poll title has a little mm mm mm to it.   French is like tequilla to me.

Didn't parasail yesterday, we sailed instead.  Bad weather in the area.  Somehow being in a sailboat was safer.surprise

Have a little video of porpoises on my FB, but can't figure out how to get it to le filtre.

Lemonade and vodka was the drink of the day, lost my dress, zzzz'd through the fireworks.  Good times.

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#1 | 324 days ago

 Mid Week day off is better than some want to admit...enjoyed a great day poolside and arrived home seconds before the skies opened up!   But if my neighbors do NOT go to sleep at some point at night I am calling the PD and having these kids removed.  NO PARENTS I SWEAR!
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#2 | 324 days ago

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This poll title has a little mm mm mm to it.   French is like tequilla to me.

Didn't parasail yesterday, we sailed instead.  Bad weather in the area.  Somehow being in a sailboat was safer.surprise

Have a little video of porpoises on my FB, but can't figure out how to get it to le filtre.

Lemonade and vodka was the drink of the day, lost my dress, zzzz'd through the fireworks.  Good times.

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#3 | 324 days ago

 Hello All and glad to see everyone had a safe independence day---- NBA had some moves over the holiday I know Laker fans are thrilled. I have to ask my self wtf was Boston thinking- - - - - jason terry?????? Sorry about not parasialing laurel, I know you were looking forward to it- better luck next time
 
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#4 | 324 days ago

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alainpeartree wrote:
Hello All and glad to see everyone had a safe independence day---- NBA had some moves over the holiday I know Laker fans are thrilled. I have to ask my self wtf was Boston thinking- - - - - jason terry?????? Sorry about not parasialing laurel, I know you were looking forward to it- better luck next time
 
My first time on a sailboat.  Was a lot of fun,  Once I figured out how to use the toilet when the boat is leaning on a 60 degree angle.
Oh, and turns out if you don't turn the valve in the right direction, you can sink the boat.
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#5 | 324 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
This poll title has a little mm mm mm to it.   French is like tequilla to me.

Didn't parasail yesterday, we sailed instead.  Bad weather in the area.  Somehow being in a sailboat was safer.surprise

Have a little video of porpoises on my FB, but can't figure out how to get it to le filtre.

Lemonade and vodka was the drink of the day, lost my dress, zzzz'd through the fireworks.  Good times.

I feel the same way about all the 6-foot-cocktail-lovin-clothes-losing-horticulture-aficionado-honies.

re vid: I guess just load it up like a pic and link it? idk Jess-bot, lil help.
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#6 | 324 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
This poll title has a little mm mm mm to it.   French is like tequilla to me.

Didn't parasail yesterday, we sailed instead.  Bad weather in the area.  Somehow being in a sailboat was safer.surprise

Have a little video of porpoises on my FB, but can't figure out how to get it to le filtre.

Lemonade and vodka was the drink of the day, lost my dress, zzzz'd through the fireworks.  Good times.

There was this big show planned here, but due to technical difficulties, you wouldn't have even had to sleep through it.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JuJHfkXEI-o
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#7 | 324 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
My first time on a sailboat.  Was a lot of fun,  Once I figured out how to use the toilet when the boat is leaning on a 60 degree angle.
Oh, and turns out if you don't turn the valve in the right direction, you can sink the boat.
glad you had fun
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#8 | 324 days ago

 How sexy.




Good Morning.
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#9 | 324 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
This poll title has a little mm mm mm to it.   French is like tequilla to me.

Didn't parasail yesterday, we sailed instead.  Bad weather in the area.  Somehow being in a sailboat was safer.surprise

Have a little video of porpoises on my FB, but can't figure out how to get it to le filtre.

Lemonade and vodka was the drink of the day, lost my dress, zzzz'd through the fireworks.  Good times.

uhmmmmmmmm...........LAUREL.....is the pic of you LOSING your dress also on FB.......hehe.........wink
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#10 | 324 days ago
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#11 | 324 days ago

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a couple things.. my buddy has been perfecting his craft with his electric digital smoker, and yesterday's concoctions were fantastic.  Pork Shoulder for pulled pork, ribs, sausages which were then cut open and stuffed with franks red hot and blue cheese, and chicken with a secret Indian recipe courtesy of the neighbors Nazer and his wife.  I had the biggest fu**ing food buzz last night.  And I'm considering getting one of those smokers for myself now.

Back at work today.. and it's like a Monday all over again.. ugh

I was stung by an angry wasp yesterday.. twice.. once IN THE FAAAAAAACE, and then in the arm.  I would have been pissed, but Tank was chasing that damn thing around my back yard and then hiding behind me when it got close to him and I couldn't stop laughing.  until the venom really started stinging of course :|

I'm still pissed about hockey tomorrow night

We're supposed to get real rain this weekend.. Maybe even a lot.. I think it's a story just made up to quell the heat revolution

Pour ma petite amie.. j'aime regarder vous taquiner votre doux seins

I still can't bring myself to put Tyler Perry's How To Keep Your Men Away From White Women at the top of my Netflix queue
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#12 | 324 days ago

 awww wiffle ball....(who am i kidding) is that the white ball with holes  in it?....we had kick the can and hit the can with a stick growing up.....

and if you were wondering or not:
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#13 | 324 days ago

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uhmmmmmmmm...........LAUREL.....is the pic of you LOSING your dress also on FB.......hehe.........wink
 NO-IF it WAS, I would KNOW where it is, AND it WOULDN"T BE LOST>enlightened
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#14 | 324 days ago

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 NO-IF it WAS, I would KNOW where it is, AND it WOULDN"T BE LOST>enlightened
oh dear...i thought you meant you LOST it while wearing it..........lol.sooooooo sorry.........hope you find it..........blush
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#15 | 324 days ago
The next 3 days are brutal.  While this may be good practice for handling Texas summers, I'm anxiously awaiting the beginning of the week.
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#16 | 324 days ago

 I just found what could be one of the worst movies ever made.. I can't wait to watch it

The Collectors



1999     R      90 minutes

Shifting alliances put a pair of hardnosed hit men in jeopardy in this 1999 crime caper. A New Orleans mob boss looking to settle scores sends Ray (Rick Fox) and A.K. (Casper Van Dien) to New York City to collect overdue debts, but the duo gets distracted when they discover Gotham's high-stakes action. They opt for a get-rich-quick scheme that not only puts them in Dutch with the boss but on the run from a gorgeous gumshoe (Catherine Oxenberg).

Cast:
Casper Van Dien, Rick Fox, Catherine Oxenberg, Andreas Apergis, Pierre Bénard, Norman Mikeal Berketa, Gouchy Boy, Tony Calabretta, Charlene Francique, Daniel Pilon
Director:
Sidney J. Furie
Genres:
Action & Adventure, Thrillers, Action Thrillers, Crime Action & Adventure, Crime Thrillers, Gangster Movies
Availability:
DVD
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#17 | 324 days ago

 Ahh, la taquinerie. Le premier pas du ballet d'amour.
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#18 | 324 days ago

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Ahh, la taquinerie. Le premier pas du ballet d'amour.
no parlez vous francaise
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#19 | 324 days ago

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1. Great day yesterday, went to a friends, for BBQ, pool and beers. Hit up World of Beers to close out the evening. Talked to the family, sucked that I wasn't with them, but it is getting better.

2. Met Ed and his son Andrew for lunch today. Glad that I had the opportunity to meet Ed and Andrew is a respectable young man. We had a great conversation and cold beers, hot-ish wings. Ed has photographic evidence. Marcus, we were discussing meeting in ATL this fall to catch the Cowboys/falcons game. Thought maybe you and Ash might want to join. Let me know what you all think so we can decide, how many tickets we need. Just a thought, throwing it out there for you to consider.

3. Now for the Steve Nash deal. Four draft picks for an overrated point guard? Steve Nash is 40 and has never won even a conference title in his nearly 2 decades in the NBA. The next time that the Lakers play in Phoenix, Mitch Kupchak should bend over in front of the arena and let the entire Suns fan base have their way with him. The Suns raped the Lakers on this deal, like they are a Colorado hotel clerk. If the other NBA owners and David Stern thought the deal for CP3 was bad, well this deal is Titanic. If this trade doesn't get Vetoed, then it just proves that last year was only because  the other owners knew they would not be able to keep the Lakers from winning more titles with CP3. At least now I can not care about the NBA, until fall of 2015.
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#20 | 324 days ago

 alainpeartree wrote:
no parlez vous francaise
right click-translate
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#21 | 324 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
right click-translate
LOL - yes dear!!!
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#22 | 324 days ago

 Quiche, B*******s!!


Why in the name of Pepe LePew is everyone talking French??  We got no one named Francois or Henri or Jaques up in this joint...and I didn't see anyone offer up a Rosetta Stone Coupon to learn this "PewPew"...

Now SOME of us Lakers' fans see this trade for Nash as a "We Gotta get this Title Now" scenario.  Sure hope thet REALLY practice defense...

Say what you want - Serena Williams is a BEAST on the tennis courts.

Stoney - What makes you even think to watch mess like that? 

I still love McDonald's French Fries - there is my French input for the day...oh and this:

  

Oui Oui!!
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#23 | 324 days ago

 richard_cranium wrote:
1. Great day yesterday, went to a friends, for BBQ, pool and beers. Hit up World of Beers to close out the evening. Talked to the family, sucked that I wasn't with them, but it is getting better.

2. Met Ed and his son Andrew for lunch today. Glad that I had the opportunity to meet Ed and Andrew is a respectable young man. We had a great conversation and cold beers, hot-ish wings. Ed has photographic evidence. Marcus, we were discussing meeting in ATL this fall to catch the Cowboys/falcons game. Thought maybe you and Ash might want to join. Let me know what you all think so we can decide, how many tickets we need. Just a thought, throwing it out there for you to consider.

3. Now for the Steve Nash deal. Four draft picks for an overrated point guard? Steve Nash is 40 and has never won even a conference title in his nearly 2 decades in the NBA. The next time that the Lakers play in Phoenix, Mitch Kupchak should bend over in front of the arena and let the entire Suns fan base have their way with him. The Suns raped the Lakers on this deal, like they are a Colorado hotel clerk. If the other NBA owners and David Stern thought the deal for CP3 was bad, well this deal is Titanic. If this trade doesn't get Vetoed, then it just proves that last year was only because  the other owners knew they would not be able to keep the Lakers from winning more titles with CP3. At least now I can not care about the NBA, until fall of 2015.
At 40- he is still better than the majority of the starting PG's in the NBA with only 4-5 better than him and all 15+ years younger than him
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#24 | 324 days ago

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alainpeartree wrote:
At 40- he is still better than the majority of the starting PG's in the NBA with only 4-5 better than him and all 15+ years younger than him
Still doesn't make him worth 4 draft picks, that is more picks than years left that he will play in the NBA. If the Lakers are going to give up that many draft picks, they could have/should have gotten any of those other point guards.

Like I said, I believe that Nash is the most overrated player in the NBA. I hope World Peace and Kobe can cover 5 other players, Nash and Gasol never play defense and Bynum decides when he is going to play defense and when he isn't.
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#25 | 324 days ago

 I'm on the run, the cops got my gun, and right about now it's time to have some...

7 days til Nebraska via Dallass, Texass.

My 4th was nothing special.

Nebraska Football in 58 days.  Hockey soon after.

Roger Waters "The Wall" on Monday.

Anything else?
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#26 | 324 days ago

 richard_cranium wrote:
Still doesn't make him worth 4 draft picks, that is more picks than years left that he will play in the NBA. If the Lakers are going to give up that many draft picks, they could have/should have gotten any of those other point guards.

Like I said, I believe that Nash is the most overrated player in the NBA. I hope World Peace and Kobe can cover 5 other players, Nash and Gasol never play defense and Bynum decides when he is going to play defense and when he isn't.
LOL - and you think I feel bad for the Lakers?
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#27 | 324 days ago

 So the next 2 days it's supposed to be 99 in the Burgh, we NEVER get that hot here!  Yesterday was completely dead at the hospital and I got paid time and a half to be in charge for 8 hours, it was awesome.  I also checked my paycheck that goes in the bank tomorrow...72 hours, hold up!  I took a PTO day for my cousin's wedding Saturday, dumbs*** didn't put it on my paycheck so I was short 8 hours!  I talked to her this morning and she said that they just ate that $100 and will send me a check in the mail.  She claims she thought it was weird that I didn't have 80 hours, only 72, and that I must've had a PTO day there someplace, but she didn't have the schedule in front of her at home when she did payroll so she didn't know.  Well who's dumb fault is that, you stupid broad?  It's not that hard to print a piece of paper and have it on your desk when you are doing payroll.  Today we were extremely slow, and I was told that if I didn't have a project to work on I had to go home.  Oh no you don't!  I DID have something to work on with one of the other supervisors that was due tomorrow, and I made damn sure that project took until almost the end of my shift.  I will not leave early during this pay period as a way to get back at her.  If you're over budget, tough s***, I'm not taking a second out of my PTO hours to go home early this week or next because you screwed up my paycheck by not giving me the paid time off that you approved on the schedule.  I'm making sure every last minute of my 80 hours for this week and next week are on the time clock!

BK over and out
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#28 | 324 days ago

 Marcus, props pour le titre en français.
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#29 | 324 days ago

 Good day, bitches.

OK, I know I haven't been around much lately, but really?  26 posts as of 4:18pm EST?  WTmotherF?

Yesterday was a clusterf**k.  Plain and simple.  I was running around all damn day, from the time I got up until late night.  And all I got out of it was a heat headache, some bug bites (see below), and some shi**y cole slaw and overdone burgers.  So basically it was a fantastic time ... only not at all, that's the only difference.

I was getting ready to bitch Stoney out for not telling me about getting nailed by a wasp twice (), but I didn't tell him about getting bit on the vagina by a bug of some sorts, so I guess we're square.  Yeah.  I know.  Shut up.

It's looking more and more like I'll be working 903 hours/week from now until eternity.  I'm already there from the ass-crack-of-dawn until approximately forever o' clock every day, but we're getting busier and busier, and seem to have less and less staff.  

Our one groomer has cut back from her usual 3 days/week to 2.  Plus, she's known to randomly take vacations.  Like every month.  For two weeks at a time.  So she basically works 4 days a month now.  Must be nice.

The other girl who just started (I say "just started", but she's actually been on the payroll for a few weeks ... but I've seen her twice ... mm hmm, you see where this is going) is probably going to quit soon.  She's not getting any appointments, partially because she's new and partially because she blows.  I'd like to keep her around, mainly because she talks like Rosie Perez and it makes my heart happy.  I mean, sometimes it makes me want to punch babies, but usually it makes my heart happy (especially if I can con her into saying "Biiiillyyyy, what'd you do wit all my Jepahdy moneys?").  But the extra help would be nice, too.
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#30 | 324 days ago

 alainpeartree wrote:
LOL - and you think I feel bad for the Lakers?
I am laughing with you, this whole deal is a joke. Everyone in the league should be laughing at the Lakers for getting screwed on this deal.
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#31 | 324 days ago

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I miss this little girl. heart

 
This is what it was like all around my place for about 5 straight hours last night. I loved it! 
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#32 | 324 days ago

 small gathering at sons house yesterday. hotter than Hades.  while Molly was enjoying her kiddy swimming pool,  my daughter in law told us that Molly is going to be a big sister in march.  color me thrilled. (it appears that the heat wave hasn't slowed down the boy childwink)      that is all.
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#33 | 324 days ago

 Who wants to help Debi and a couple of others write some Olympics articles? 
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#34 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Who wants to help Debi and a couple of others write some Olympics articles? 
I nominate Ash!
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#35 | 324 days ago

 What? Banks are ripping off everyday citzens? No way, that never happens!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2166198/Libor-scandal-Barclays-blows-whistle-Americas-financial-giants.html
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#36 | 324 days ago

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I miss this little girl. heart

 
This is what it was like all around my place for about 5 straight hours last night. I loved it! 


This was ours for about 25 seconds.
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#37 | 324 days ago

 richard_cranium wrote:
I nominate Ash!
You are soo funny!



(Teach, is that Mia?!)
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#38 | 324 days ago

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Back to work today, which means last night felt like Sunday again. Oh well.

I completely ignored the fireworks. Most of the local shows were cancelled due to the storm cleanup, and I wouldn't be caught dead at the one on the National Mall.

Starting a new workout program (well, I started it yesterday): A mile on the treadmill, a mile on the elliptical, and a mile on the stationary bike (at least to start, I'll eventually press myself further). I call it the Cardio Triathlon.

Jess, I'll raise my hand on the Olympics stuff. I have started the long process of getting a poll out for each of the sports (save the really dumb ones, synchronized swimming and sailing, I'm looking in your direction). We're starting off with Archery and Badminton. Much more to come.
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#39 | 324 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
You are soo funny!



(Teach, is that Mia?!)
Si.


(she's getting big...)
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#40 | 324 days ago

 Random Thoughts...


1.  So...i had to backdoor my way into the site.  Is the sh** broke for anyone else?  I had to Google.."Faniq.com login page" because the f**king buttons on the home page are broke.  Busted a$$ sh** is busted.

2.  I wont bitch about the weather cause im sure its f**king hot everywhere...but the sh** is getting ridiculous.  Double digit number of days in triple digit temperatures is snapping everyones f**kometer.   Sometimes i joke about punching small animals or babies...but i really really do think id punch a kid square in the f**king c**ksucker for better weather.  I mean..the kid wont remember getting punched right...so who cares.

3.   I got physically sick yesterday for the first time in my life because of the heat and i was only outside for maybe an hour and a half.   I was doing some spot mowing and trimming...cause mostly everything is f**king fried...and i started to get the shivers.  Anyone ever been so hot they get the chills?  Weird sensation..then came the vomiting.   So me and my big sweaty pu**y decided to go back in. 

4.  Mini Movie Reviews by the Movie Snob....

a.  The Grey.   If someone had told me that the movie was good within the first hour after i turned it off i would have flicked them in the t**nt.   Looking back now...i guess it wasnt so bad.   Acting was decent.   Seeing Dermot Mulroney alive was surprising.  I could have done without the scene after the credits rolled.  Leaving it open to interpretation would have been better.  Im going to pretend it ended BEFORE the credits.   60 year old man fighting alpha male wolf with broken minis...who you got?

b.  Immortals.  What can i say?  Better than the remakes of Clash of the Titans.   And i know there are some people who are head over heels for Freida Pinto...and i dont get it.  

c.  Big Miracle.  Horrible...just plain horrible.   There has to be a documentary somewhere about what happened that is better than this movie. Watch that instead.  Better yet...watch anything instead.

d.  The Descendants.   I wanted to hate this movie...basically because im sick of Clooney being nominated every year for overrated bulls**t...but it was really good.  Im going to say this because she's legal...Shailene Woodley is smoking.   Im looking forward to her meltdown and follow up Playboy spread.
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#41 | 324 days ago
18packabs (+)

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Lunch Time with a Great Dude at The WingHouse.

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#42 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Who wants to help Debi and a couple of others write some Olympics articles? 
I can try to help out with the stuff I see.

Wimmin's Jumpin and twirlin stuff, by Cactus Jack



Sounds good to me.
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#43 | 324 days ago

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.http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a364685/iron-sky-trailer-sees-nazis-face-president-sarah-palin.html
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#44 | 324 days ago

 I'll give the Olympics articles a shot.
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#45 | 324 days ago

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Who wants to help Debi and a couple of others write some Olympics articles? 
What events?
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#46 | 324 days ago

 Hello gorgeous! smiley

Just a quick hello, I'm a total mess since I got the new job. I can't keep my  house the way I like, clean and organized sad  I feel time flies and I did nothing. I haven't finished the cleaning of that room I started last week, it seems like clothes and all those things multiply by themselves at night. I gave away lots of things and still have many more to get rid of. I can't spend time in here because the site is so slooooow, at least for me, and I waste a lot of time waiting for the polls and posts to show up. angryThe only good thing these days is I signed up in a gym and I'm practicing kick boxing, it's sooooo cool and relaxing, I'm a beginner so my little body aches from head to toes, but I'm not quiting. I kick like a baby but I promise to do it better in a few days, or weeks... or monthsindecision

That's all for now. Hope the rest of the day is great for you. See you later. Love you allheart
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#47 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Who wants to help Debi and a couple of others write some Olympics articles? 
I want to report-stalk Lolo Jones, like Ed Werder does Brett Favre. There's a good chance Ed is outside Favre's house right now.
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#48 | 324 days ago

 Heidi Klum wins twitter

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#49 | 324 days ago

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marcus_nyce wrote:
I want to report-stalk Lolo Jones, like Ed Werder does Brett Favre. There's a good chance Ed is outside Favre's house right now.
But Ed Werder might catch a pick up game of football in the woods.. You know, just some guys and their wranglers.. Pick ups providing light, Jesus on bass.  Maybe intercept a late night skype or face time session where good old number 4 is trying to angle the dangle just right to give some courageous masseuse a good story for her gal pals.  With Lolo you'd just be going from home to gym to church to post-op clinic for estrogen injections
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#50 | 324 days ago

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1.  So...i had to backdoor my way into the site.  Is the sh** broke for anyone else?  I had to Google.."Faniq.com login page" because the f**king buttons on the home page are broke.  Busted a$$ sh** is busted.

2.  I wont bitch about the weather cause im sure its f**king hot everywhere...but the sh** is getting ridiculous.  Double digit number of days in triple digit temperatures is snapping everyones f**kometer.   Sometimes i joke about punching small animals or babies...but i really really do think id punch a kid square in the f**king c**ksucker for better weather.  I mean..the kid wont remember getting punched right...so who cares.

3.   I got physically sick yesterday for the first time in my life because of the heat and i was only outside for maybe an hour and a half.   I was doing some spot mowing and trimming...cause mostly everything is f**king fried...and i started to get the shivers.  Anyone ever been so hot they get the chills?  Weird sensation..then came the vomiting.   So me and my big sweaty pu**y decided to go back in. 

4.  Mini Movie Reviews by the Movie Snob....

a.  The Grey.   If someone had told me that the movie was good within the first hour after i turned it off i would have flicked them in the t**nt.   Looking back now...i guess it wasnt so bad.   Acting was decent.   Seeing Dermot Mulroney alive was surprising.  I could have done without the scene after the credits rolled.  Leaving it open to interpretation would have been better.  Im going to pretend it ended BEFORE the credits.   60 year old man fighting alpha male wolf with broken minis...who you got?

b.  Immortals.  What can i say?  Better than the remakes of Clash of the Titans.   And i know there are some people who are head over heels for Freida Pinto...and i dont get it.  

c.  Big Miracle.  Horrible...just plain horrible.   There has to be a documentary somewhere about what happened that is better than this movie. Watch that instead.  Better yet...watch anything instead.

d.  The Descendants.   I wanted to hate this movie...basically because im sick of Clooney being nominated every year for overrated bulls**t...but it was really good.  Im going to say this because she's legal...Shailene Woodley is smoking.   Im looking forward to her meltdown and follow up Playboy spread.
Pinto is GF hot, not Charleze hot or Kunis sexy. She's in that "attainable irl" spectrum.Which is a great drunk game with buddies.
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#51 | 324 days ago

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A picture from my wife's new photo shoot.
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#52 | 324 days ago

 Oh f**k it cut her off!
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#53 | 324 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
What events?
Anything going on is fine!
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#54 | 324 days ago

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I tried to fix Laurel's "the more you know" picture along with Ed's and Jason's pics but..it's beyond repair. I can't even find the edit post buttons.

OK people here is how you resize photos so they'll fit in comments (a width of 600 is plenty). When you go to post a photo, you see this box after your photo is uploaded:



Make sure the width is no greater than around 600ish - otherwise we won't see the full pic. If you've already posted somewhere you can always edit the pic (as long as the links show up) - just click to edit your comment, right click on your picture and click "Image Properties" - it will bring up the box above.

And Jason - I don't know what the issue is or why you're having that problem...I haven't had any one else report it. Maybe you're doin it wrong. cheeky
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#55 | 324 days ago

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Jess thanks for fixing that pic. My wife's underboob is too important to be cut off like that. 

And IM NOT DOING IT WRONG....YOUR FACE IS DOING IT WRONG.
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#56 | 324 days ago

 kramer wrote:
So the next 2 days it's supposed to be 99 in the Burgh, we NEVER get that hot here!  Yesterday was completely dead at the hospital and I got paid time and a half to be in charge for 8 hours, it was awesome.  I also checked my paycheck that goes in the bank tomorrow...72 hours, hold up!  I took a PTO day for my cousin's wedding Saturday, dumbs*** didn't put it on my paycheck so I was short 8 hours!  I talked to her this morning and she said that they just ate that $100 and will send me a check in the mail.  She claims she thought it was weird that I didn't have 80 hours, only 72, and that I must've had a PTO day there someplace, but she didn't have the schedule in front of her at home when she did payroll so she didn't know.  Well who's dumb fault is that, you stupid broad?  It's not that hard to print a piece of paper and have it on your desk when you are doing payroll.  Today we were extremely slow, and I was told that if I didn't have a project to work on I had to go home.  Oh no you don't!  I DID have something to work on with one of the other supervisors that was due tomorrow, and I made damn sure that project took until almost the end of my shift.  I will not leave early during this pay period as a way to get back at her.  If you're over budget, tough s***, I'm not taking a second out of my PTO hours to go home early this week or next because you screwed up my paycheck by not giving me the paid time off that you approved on the schedule.  I'm making sure every last minute of my 80 hours for this week and next week are on the time clock!

BK over and out
Do you hate me? I completely forgot about the open thread for yesterday's baseball stuff - if it helps, I don't think many people were around anyway.
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#57 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Anything going on is fine!
I'm in
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#58 | 324 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
Jess thanks for fixing that pic. My wife's underboob is too important to be cut off like that. 

And IM NOT DOING IT WRONG....YOUR FACE IS DOING IT WRONG.
Yes, but that's not the point

Did your work install something that won't let you in?
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#59 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Yes, but that's not the point

Did your work install something that won't let you in?
Nope.  Im not on a proxy to get in here.  Its all that integration with f**king facebook thats doing it i bet.
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#60 | 324 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
Nope.  Im not on a proxy to get in here.  Its all that integration with f**king facebook thats doing it i bet.
Hmm maybe. Are you (not that you'd want to be, I'm sure...but the employees where you work) not allowed on facebook from work?

Bookmark this: http://www.faniq.com/login.php
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#61 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Hmm maybe. Are you (not that you'd want to be, I'm sure...but the employees where you work) not allowed on facebook from work?

Bookmark this: http://www.faniq.com/login.php
I think our upper management would rather catch us having unprotected sex with aids infected monkeys while small children watch and handle contaminated syringes than catch us on facebook.  Nazis.
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#62 | 324 days ago

 Jess, I Come Through The Backdoor All the Time, And Like I said, I've Used All kinds Of Web Browsers, Maybe It's the Internet Here On the Island, But It's Not gonna Stop Me From Coming Here = google + Faniq Log-In. All I Get And I Know It's What Jason Gets too, Is a single Rectangular Box Saying How Many Member Are On The Site, No Log-in And/Or Email Text Boxes.
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#63 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Hmm maybe. Are you (not that you'd want to be, I'm sure...but the employees where you work) not allowed on facebook from work?

Bookmark this: http://www.faniq.com/login.php
or That Too. Works Perfectly For Me.
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#64 | 324 days ago

 I Honestly Think It's a Facebook Firewall thing.... I think?
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#65 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I tried to fix Laurel's "the more you know" picture along with Ed's and Jason's pics but..it's beyond repair. I can't even find the edit post buttons.

OK people here is how you resize photos so they'll fit in comments (a width of 600 is plenty). When you go to post a photo, you see this box after your photo is uploaded:



Make sure the width is no greater than around 600ish - otherwise we won't see the full pic. If you've already posted somewhere you can always edit the pic (as long as the links show up) - just click to edit your comment, right click on your picture and click "Image Properties" - it will bring up the box above.

And Jason - I don't know what the issue is or why you're having that problem...I haven't had any one else report it. Maybe you're doin it wrong. cheeky
Hey Qeeple

****** pixlr.com ********

Online photo manipulation,editor just as good as photoshop or whatever and 1000 times better than MS paint
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#66 | 324 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
You are soo funny!



(Teach, is that Mia?!)
Good to see that you are starting to recognize my numerous talents. Hilarity is simply one of the services that I offer.
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#67 | 324 days ago

 I just noticed a fairly new restaurant near my work.   Looks like they've been open for just a few months.  But, I'm not entirely sure if I'm feeling up to trying it out.

For the longest time, there was a, ahem, gentleman's club located in that very spot.   I'm not sure if I want to go to a restaurant with that kind of history named "Big Dick's Fish Market and Grill."
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#68 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I tried to fix Laurel's "the more you know" picture along with Ed's and Jason's pics but..it's beyond repair. I can't even find the edit post buttons.

OK people here is how you resize photos so they'll fit in comments (a width of 600 is plenty). When you go to post a photo, you see this box after your photo is uploaded:



Make sure the width is no greater than around 600ish - otherwise we won't see the full pic. If you've already posted somewhere you can always edit the pic (as long as the links show up) - just click to edit your comment, right click on your picture and click "Image Properties" - it will bring up the box above.

And Jason - I don't know what the issue is or why you're having that problem...I haven't had any one else report it. Maybe you're doin it wrong. cheeky
Tous les mieux?
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#69 | 324 days ago

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Post # 69

Thanks to Janet for getting the ball rolling today.
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#71 | 324 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
Tous les mieux?
Yes! Look at you -how'd you fix that?!
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#72 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
Yes! Look at you -how'd you fix that?!
I followed your instructions.  Can you believe it?yes
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#73 | 324 days ago

 ohwell_ wrote:
I followed your instructions.  Can you believe it?yes
I can - but I couldn't find the edit buttons! How did you?
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#74 | 324 days ago

 Jess wrote:
I can - but I couldn't find the edit buttons! How did you?
I clicked edit on the original post, right clicked the picture and something about image blah blah blah, and I changed it.
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#75 | 324 days ago

 Leigh and all you other Houston people, I still love you, but...

The Bucs have pulled off a 4-game sweep of the Astros for the first time since 1979!
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#76 | 324 days ago

 AlwaysSunshine wrote:

The next 3 days are brutal.  While this may be good practice for handling Texas summers, I'm anxiously awaiting the beginning of the week.
dam *
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#77 | 323 days ago

 richard_cranium wrote:
Still doesn't make him worth 4 draft picks, that is more picks than years left that he will play in the NBA. If the Lakers are going to give up that many draft picks, they could have/should have gotten any of those other point guards.

Like I said, I believe that Nash is the most overrated player in the NBA. I hope World Peace and Kobe can cover 5 other players, Nash and Gasol never play defense and Bynum decides when he is going to play defense and when he isn't.
Is Bynum still there?!


I know the answer, I just kind of wanted to scream that. I hate his big sorry ass old man baby face!
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#78 | 323 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Si.


(she's getting big...)
Man alive!
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#79 | 323 days ago

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Jess wrote:
Hmm maybe. Are you (not that you'd want to be, I'm sure...but the employees where you work) not allowed on facebook from work?

Bookmark this: http://www.faniq.com/login.php
It's the new popup login box not agreeing with his websense probably, I have always logged in the way you posted, so that's why I don't have that problem, but I did on another pc when it first changed.



Kevin, umm....


Ed, I love that picture! 
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#80 | 323 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
Random Thoughts...


1.  So...i had to backdoor my way into the site.  Is the sh** broke for anyone else?  I had to Google.."Faniq.com login page" because the f**king buttons on the home page are broke.  Busted a$$ sh** is busted.

2.  I wont bitch about the weather cause im sure its f**king hot everywhere...but the sh** is getting ridiculous.  Double digit number of days in triple digit temperatures is snapping everyones f**kometer.   Sometimes i joke about punching small animals or babies...but i really really do think id punch a kid square in the f**king c**ksucker for better weather.  I mean..the kid wont remember getting punched right...so who cares.

3.   I got physically sick yesterday for the first time in my life because of the heat and i was only outside for maybe an hour and a half.   I was doing some spot mowing and trimming...cause mostly everything is f**king fried...and i started to get the shivers.  Anyone ever been so hot they get the chills?  Weird sensation..then came the vomiting.   So me and my big sweaty pu**y decided to go back in. 

4.  Mini Movie Reviews by the Movie Snob....

a.  The Grey.   If someone had told me that the movie was good within the first hour after i turned it off i would have flicked them in the t**nt.   Looking back now...i guess it wasnt so bad.   Acting was decent.   Seeing Dermot Mulroney alive was surprising.  I could have done without the scene after the credits rolled.  Leaving it open to interpretation would have been better.  Im going to pretend it ended BEFORE the credits.   60 year old man fighting alpha male wolf with broken minis...who you got?

b.  Immortals.  What can i say?  Better than the remakes of Clash of the Titans.   And i know there are some people who are head over heels for Freida Pinto...and i dont get it.  

c.  Big Miracle.  Horrible...just plain horrible.   There has to be a documentary somewhere about what happened that is better than this movie. Watch that instead.  Better yet...watch anything instead.

d.  The Descendants.   I wanted to hate this movie...basically because im sick of Clooney being nominated every year for overrated bulls**t...but it was really good.  Im going to say this because she's legal...Shailene Woodley is smoking.   Im looking forward to her meltdown and follow up Playboy spread.
I'd like to see YOU kick Frieda Pinto out of bed.

I might spring for a slight breast enhancement for her, but I can think of MUCH worse.
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#81 | 254 days ago

 AlwaysSunshine wrote:


Hey, Jswol, whose the guy holding your camera? lol j/k
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#82 | 254 days ago

 alainpeartree wrote:
At 40- he is still better than the majority of the starting PG's in the NBA with only 4-5 better than him and all 15+ years younger than him
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#83 | 254 days ago

 Had to remove a couple of pictures posted because they violated the code of conduct. Anybody who needs a refresher, please go to "Help" and click "Code of Conduct"  - read it, learn it, live it. 

Here is an excerpt that covers the pics removed:

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This includes posts with descriptive, explicit sexual scenarios and anything of a sexual nature that would not be allowed on network television, not be seen on a public beach, or in material not sold to minors. Women in photos must be wearing tops and bottoms that are not transparent. Men in photos must be wearing loose fitting bottoms.

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#84 | 254 days ago

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I miss this little girl. heart

 
This is what it was like all around my place for about 5 straight hours last night. I loved it! 
Here you go, teach. These are just for you as a tribute to why you do what you do: 



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#85 | 254 days ago

 richard_cranium wrote:
What? Banks are ripping off everyday citzens? No way, that never happens!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2166198/Libor-scandal-Barclays-blows-whistle-Americas-financial-giants.html
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#86 | 254 days ago

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.http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a364685/iron-sky-trailer-sees-nazis-face-president-sarah-palin.html
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#87 | 254 days ago

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Heidi Klum wins twitter

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#88 | 254 days ago

 Jason_ wrote:
A picture from my wife's new photo shoot.

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#89 | 254 days ago

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Had to remove a couple of pictures posted because they violated the code of conduct. Anybody who needs a refresher, please go to "Help" and click "Code of Conduct"  - read it, learn it, live it. 

Here is an excerpt that covers the pics removed:

Adult Material
Refrain from publishing anything that is rated higher than TV-PG13. Content may be suggestive but not explicit. 

This includes posts with descriptive, explicit sexual scenarios and anything of a sexual nature that would not be allowed on network television, not be seen on a public beach, or in material not sold to minors. Women in photos must be wearing tops and bottoms that are not transparent. Men in photos must be wearing loose fitting bottoms.

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Words that you would not hear on Network TV (CBS, ABC, NBC, etc.), will not be tolerated. If you feel that an expletive is absolutely necessary, please use asterisks (*) to cover most of the word or phrase, or your post will be edited. If there is no way to edit the post without losing the majority of the content, the post will be deleted. Upon deletion, a private message will be sent to you to inform you your post has been removed.
What are you doing here?! lol...
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#90 | 254 days ago

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#91 | 254 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
What are you doing here?! lol...
lol I got an alert that there was new stuff in here, came in and there were pics posted today that violated the code of conduct...had to remove and post a reminder.

I'm off to admin now though. cheeky
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#92 | 254 days ago

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lol I got an alert that there was new stuff in here, came in and there were pics posted today that violated the code of conduct...had to remove and post a reminder.

I'm off to admin now though. cheeky
Or you could simply hit the magic button that deletes their account and stop with the friendly reminders and make your work load much lighter. Just Sayin!
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