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Oh mon Dieu, Dave, pourquoi?!
(translation: oh my God, Dave, why?!)
My sister and I were out on the lake fishing at Ross Lake. It was starting to get late (dark) so my dad radio'd us from the cabins (we had Motorola 2-way radios with a 5 mile range on them) to tell us we should start coming in cuz it would be dark in 20 minutes and we didn't have a light on our boat. He asked where we were and I replied "Lightning Creek" which is 12 miles away from cabins and about a 45 minute boat ride (slow kicker boats is all we had). He yelled, "WTH are you doing way up there, get your A$$ in now! How many fish do you have?"... I replied with "We have 5 in the boat" and the limit on the lake is 3/person. Well the fishing that year sucked at Ross Lake, so he replied "You have 5 in the boat!?!? Well your ass better stay out there until you have 6!!!!" In reality, Valerie and I were skunked... nothing in the boat. We were also actually right around the point from the cabins (about a 5 minute boat ride), so we decided we would try to catch 5 fish in 15 minutes after being skunked after 7 hours of fishing. We dropped our lines and then started trying to come up with ideas of what we would lie to our Dad about for not bringing in 5 fish. We came up with a lot of them, but when we did decide to go in to the cabins, we were overwhelmed with the fact that like 15 people were waiting for us to SEE our fish! lol..... We just ended up saying that we were kidding... my Dad's best friend was there and said, "You are a couple of B*tches!" and we replied with.... "We are our Father's daughters!".... which makes sense if you know my Dad. =) Oh good times, good times!
De rien, mon ami.
(you're welcome, my friend)
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