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Liar Liar Pants on Fire (Edited 05/28/08 02:10PM by sports_schmorts)
Have you ever told a lie that was totally ridiculous but the person believed you?
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#17 | 92 days ago

+16 thumbs up"Of course that's 10 inches!"
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#1 | 93 days ago

Of course we all do, but I can't tell a lie and leave it.  They will beleive until I laugh or just give in and tell the truth, normally right away.  I am one of the worst liars on the planet, but I can come up with some good ones, only keeping a straight face is the hard part. 
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#2 | 93 days ago

+6 thumbs upi've told a couple of people i can speak french.  I just put on the accent and speak gibberish.  one was to a girl who was taking french in high school.  she believed me.
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#3 | 93 days ago

I once told a girl in college I was a minor league baseball player.  It worked.
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#4 | 93 days ago

+4 thumbs upYes, but I never came home at 7:00 the following morning ever again.
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#5 | 93 days ago

+2 thumbs upI was in NY last summer. My dad and I were at a bar in Queens I think.. Anyway... He was talking to a guy and he asked what I did for fun.. and remembering that he didnt get much further than Manhatten I said I sat in trees watching Indian Raids. He believed me.
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#6 | 93 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
i've told a couple of people i can speak french.  I just put on the accent and speak gibberish.  one was to a girl who was taking french in high school.  she believed me.
that's weird.  the one i was gonna is like yours.  At my Grandpa's house in New Jersey I met another summer kid and we went a week playing with the other kids and she told them I only spoke French.  I was like.....10 at the time.
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#7 | 93 days ago

+2 thumbs upMe and a couple of friends told these girls that we played in the XFL...lol they must be laughin now!
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#8 | 93 days ago

(Edited by y03j)
My buddy's ladyfriend came and visited a few months ago from Belarus.  One of the ladies who's known us since we were in jr. high, asked where it was, because it sounded like a cool name.  Jokingly I said it was an island off the coast of Florida, near Cuba.  For a week or so I think she was expecting someone with very different accent!!!  I thought a name like "Nika" would make it sound fishy to her .... apparently not.
#9 | 93 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
i've told a couple of people i can speak french.  I just put on the accent and speak gibberish.  one was to a girl who was taking french in high school.  she believed me.
+4 thumbs up

Oh mon Dieu, Dave, pourquoi?!

(translation: oh my God, Dave, why?!)

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#10 | 93 days ago

kramer wrote:

Oh mon Dieu, Dave, pourquoi?!

(translation: oh my God, Dave, why?!)

+4 thumbs upthank you for translating, cos i sure as hell wasn't going to be able to.
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#11 | 93 days ago

nah, i'm not that good an actress.... however there have been quite a few ridiculous lies that i have believed... some more than once!
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#12 | 93 days ago

(Edited by PeacefulDave)
+2 thumbs upFifteen years later there are still people who think my name is Russell Yelton, I'm a freelance newswriter and I'm from Ohio.
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#13 | 93 days ago

Yeah and I've believed lies that would make your toes curl!
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#14 | 93 days ago

+3 thumbs up

My sister and I were out on the lake fishing at Ross Lake.  It was starting to get late (dark) so my dad radio'd us from the cabins (we had Motorola 2-way radios with a 5 mile range on them) to tell us we should start coming in cuz it would be dark in 20 minutes and we didn't have a light on our boat.  He asked where we were and I replied "Lightning Creek" which is 12 miles away from cabins and about a 45 minute boat ride (slow kicker boats is all we had).  He yelled, "WTH are you doing way up there, get your A$$ in now!  How many fish do you have?"... I replied with "We have 5 in the boat" and the limit on the lake is 3/person.  Well the fishing that year sucked at Ross Lake, so he replied "You have 5 in the boat!?!?  Well your ass better stay out there until you have 6!!!!"  In reality, Valerie and I were skunked... nothing in the boat.  We were also actually right around the point from the cabins (about a 5 minute boat ride), so we decided we would try to catch 5 fish in 15 minutes after being skunked after 7 hours of fishing.  We dropped our lines and then started trying to come up with ideas of what we would lie to our Dad about for not bringing in 5 fish.  We came up with a lot of them, but when we did decide to go in to the cabins, we were overwhelmed with the fact that like 15 people were waiting for us to SEE our fish!  lol..... We just ended up saying that we were kidding... my Dad's best friend was there and said, "You are a couple of B*tches!" and we replied with.... "We are our Father's daughters!".... which makes sense if you know my Dad.  =)  Oh good times, good times!

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#15 | 93 days ago

+1 thumbs upSteppin' away from the comments...
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#16 | 93 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
Fifteen years later there are still people who think my name is Russell Yelton, I'm a freelance newswriter and I'm from Ohio.
+1 thumbs upso.. Russell.??.. PeacefulDave isnt so Peaceful anymore!!
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#17 | 92 days ago

+16 thumbs up"Of course that's 10 inches!"
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#18 | 92 days ago

YankeeDudeL wrote:
"Of course that's 10 inches!"
I very very rarely give a bold, but that took some guts to say here!
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#19 | 92 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
thank you for translating, cos i sure as hell wasn't going to be able to.

De rien, mon ami.

(you're welcome, my friend)

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#20 | 92 days ago

+1 thumbs upI have never told a lie in my life! <---LIE
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#21 | 92 days ago

I can be pretty convincing...I once told my friend that my aunt was my sister...if that were true my dad would have been 12 and my mom 9 when they had her...I also convinced my girlfriend that my friend was a werewolf and I also came very close to convincing her that my family were supernatural and could live thousands of years
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#22 | 92 days ago

+5 thumbs upI had a friends girlfriend believe I was my twin brother.
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#23 | 92 days ago

(Edited by Frosty_54)
+5 thumbs upI was at San Diego Zoo a few years ago on my only trip so far to the US and I saw a Koala Bear exhibit, coming from Australia I couldn't believe how many people were checking out these furry smelly animals so I started a story with my mate about the dancing Koalas. People hung on our every word about how we train Koalas in Australia to dance we told them that we attach fishing line to their paws and when the music comes on we make them dance like a puppet then after 6 months we take the fishing line off and the ones that don't make it we end up eating and their ears were a delicacy, people were then asking the zoo keeper if they were going to see the dancing bears that's when we decided to split .
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#24 | 92 days ago

+2 thumbs upIt was when the Blair Witch project first came out. We rented it and my brother-in-law came over to watch it with me and my wife. We watched it all the way through and then they saw in the credits where it said that it was a work of fiction, and my wife said "fiction means it was true, right" (she is blonde you know) and of course being the smart alec I am said "of course". So she and my brother-in-law stayed up all night and watched that movie again to try and figure out what happened to them kids. I didn't tell no different for a couple of weeks until I finally broke down and told her the truth. It was definitely a classic moment in my house.
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#25 | 92 days ago

+11 thumbs upMine is actually a Photoshopped picture.....  No speaking required...



I've had people ask me why I went to that game to begin with, if Kirk was as good looking in person, if Lee Corso really looked like a troll, etc.

I typically just laugh at their stupidity.....
Plus, it's not really a great Photoshopping job.....  I lost the original one that was a million times better, so I went with the backup version...  But still.....  It's hilarious to hear the responses from people who think it's real.....

Oh yeah....  And this one!

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#26 | 92 days ago

+1 thumbs up

I predict the next photoshop picture will be with Tim Tebow...

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#27 | 92 days ago

RockyTop wrote:
Mine is actually a Photoshopped picture.....  No speaking required...



I've had people ask me why I went to that game to begin with, if Kirk was as good looking in person, if Lee Corso really looked like a troll, etc.

I typically just laugh at their stupidity.....
Plus, it's not really a great Photoshopping job.....  I lost the original one that was a million times better, so I went with the backup version...  But still.....  It's hilarious to hear the responses from people who think it's real.....

Oh yeah....  And this one!

+5 thumbs upGee, we never knew those were photoshopped.
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#28 | 92 days ago

DukeFan2013 wrote:

I predict the next photoshop picture will be with Tim Tebow...

Don't make me sick... 
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#29 | 92 days ago

kramer wrote:
Gee, we never knew those were photoshopped.
Haha!

Love ya B!
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#30 | 91 days ago

Helen wrote:
Steppin' away from the comments...