G** questions are first...gotta ease into Leigh...she might start drinking and then we will need a decoder ring.

1.  Why did you come and why are you still here?
2.  What do you do for the legal portion of your income?
3.  Whats your bra size?
4.  Would you have a real menage a trois with me and Mike?

1. because yahoo answers sucked and i'm still here cause y'all still continue to keep me entertained
2. i do advertising for a church
3. i don't even know anymore. 4g.
4. awww....but no.

3.  What the f**k did you just say?  4G?  Your bra size is the the size of a mobile phone speed?  You can do better than that.  Turn around...take off the bra...and read the tag.  
4.  Liar.


A.  You asked me to be nice before we started....why?  Have i not been nice to everyone else? 
B.  You and "Merkin" have been associated around here...is it because you might need one?  Or maybe because it looks like you're wearing one?
C.  Im predicting an Andre Johnson hammy/knee/ankle/hip injury before week 10...agree?
D.  You live with your ex, right?  How the f**k awkward does that make it when you bring home strange?

3. 36d

a. you've been a peach.
b. that's you nasty boys' fault. i was simply trying to be patriotic!
c. i'll take the under
d. i just don't bring it home. i have the master bedroom and i wouldn't jeopardize that for d**k

3. 36d

a. you've been a peach.
b. that's you nasty boys' fault. i was simply trying to be patriotic!
c. i'll take the under
d. i just don't bring it home. i have the master bedroom and i wouldn't jeopardize that for d**k

Am I the only one that feels like they are watching a guy/girl porn and the only position they are doing it in is missionary, while the camera is on a tri-pod, so we get no close up shots?

I.  You seem not that interested in this?  Are you busy? Nervous? Mad? 
II.  Favorite position...a) missionary   b) doggie  c) reverse cowgirl  d) however you're put after you drink too much
III.   Does it seem weird to that you're advertising for a church?  Wouldnt that be jesus' job?  Is jesus a failure at promoting his own brand? 
IV.   Im assuming this is a no brainer..you're in texas..but have you f**ked in a pickup truck bed?

hah! well, if mike's old crotchety b**** would finish stuffing his face and get back to work that would help.

STOP
STOP

We're gonna reboot this sh** on a different day.  It was rushed.  Mike is gone and Leigh isn't playing.

/Thread

oh no you don't. i was nervous to get this started this time, there's no way you'll get me to give a second chance at the missionary-no-close-up poll. i'm heading out now. i'll relax. promise.

So, on the last menage, our guest revealed some deep dark sexual perversion desires about the Pope.  How do you personally feel about necrophilia?

Oops sorry Leigh, I'm on my phone I didn't mean to pq

oh no you don't. i was nervous to get this started this time, there's no way you'll get me to give a second chance at the missionary-no-close-up poll. i'm heading out now. i'll relax. promise.

Heading out now?  What does that mean? You're leaving?

negatory. i just left work. i'm in a better place now and leigh mode is engaged. drill.

negatory. i just left work. i'm in a better place now and leigh mode is engaged. drill.

negatory. i just left work. i'm in a better place now and leigh mode is engaged. drill.

kwicherbichen, I'm here.  I gotta catch up.

1. fart. i wear what i can find. not picky. today's is one someone left in my car. 2. let's stay off this one 3. i rarely wear panties, but i love buying them. 4. i'm the #12 fan of anybody who can be pro and ridiculous at the same time 5. i dunno if you know this, but there's better stuff out there

(sigh. rogs would have been so proud of me here)

*you replied to yourself, tard*
1.  Someone with the same size/speed boobs as you? 
2.  Hmmmm...ok...but you owe me.
3.  Then what type do you find yourself buying, but not wearing,  the most of?


A.  Bigger turn off...a dude with a Texas sized merkin or a guy with "4G" speed in the bedroom?
B.  Eat nothing but one food for a week...what do you pick?
C.  Q'er you would meet in person if it was as easy as snapping your fingers.
D.  Root against the Astros for a year...or....a total media blackout of the Astros for one year?

So you work in a church, and a bar.  How do you balance that out?  Ever pray while you are at the bar?  Take a little nip behind the pews at church?  Ever get busted surfing porn at church?

1. only annoyingly smaller. if i breathe heavy, i gotta tuck em back in. 2. thanks :) 3. usually cute ones like cheeklets or thongs, but sometimes lacy fancy things i'll never have the wardrobe or bra to pull off wearing for someone. 3. speed. don't mind a little hair. 4. my breakfast casserole. except it makes my breath and farts intolerable. 5. sistah girl 6. i'll take the blackout case they're either american league and/or suck

1.  Tuck them back in...sweet holy mother...sigh.


A.  You mention farting a lot.  Do you have an abnormal amount of gas for someone your size?  Weak sphincter muscles?  Horrible diet?  Irritable Bowel Syndrome? 

B.  You stay out of politics around here for the most part....Obama or Romney.

C.  I know you've napped at church....have you pleasured yourself at church? 

D.  Would you cash out your animals for 100,000k?

i have to go plug in. give me ten minutes mount time. this is totally, the most mobile menage ever.

1.  Tuck them back in...sweet holy mother...sigh.


A.  You mention farting a lot.  Do you have an abnormal amount of gas for someone your size?  Weak sphincter muscles?  Horrible diet?  Irritable Bowel Syndrome? 

B.  You stay out of politics around here for the most part....Obama or Romney.

C.  I know you've napped at church....have you pleasured yourself at church? 

D.  Would you cash out your animals for 100,000k?

I just did a little picture browsing, and noticed that a lot of your pictures have you and another girl.  Are you down for a little girl on girl action or are you strictly diccly?

most of the "other girl" pictures are my sister! ew. but my girl on girl experiments (don't get excited. i tongue kissed chicks a few times) have been done since college or really drunken nights.

What is the dumbest thing you've done while you were drunk (that you actually remember)?

i was at a party in syracuse and only 20. we were having a "boob-off" contest and drunk and *****, i asked the policeman busting the party if he'd be the swing vote.

If you were in a Boob off here at the Q, who would be your greatest challenge? (for purposes of me keeping my lunch, please do not include Jason or the Kev)

Leigh and Kat playing catch...

yer a dork

Yes.  Yes I am.

Anyhow,

You ever been nekkid in a public place?

ok, i'm back. 10 minutes...21. who's countinb.

1. honestly, i just like the word. i fart when i laugh sometimes, it's true. but i've been on a diet for 8 months now so, i am actually having some serious diet farts on a serious regular basis.

2. secret answer c: i vote for myself.

3. not available for comment


4. f*****ck. don't ask me that. the cats. not the dogs.

most recently, a couple weeks ago just west of pirates beach

2.  Try again...Romney or Obama
3.  Try again...ever flicked the bean under the cross?


A.  Ever witness drug cartel violence?
B.  Are there bars down there like the one in Dusk till Dawn? (Bikers, mexicans, ugly hookers, dirt floors, chics with snakes)
C.  Would you consider stripping?  Or if you ever did why did you quit?
D.  Who the hell roofies a bartender? 

Sursly, Leigh, you seem like you got so much going for you...public nudity, drinking in church, porn surfing, girl on girl tongue wrasslin...what in the name of all that is f**king right in this world makes you like those $h*tty a$$ teams from Houston.  Really, I mean, Texas is a big state.  You could cheer for some winners like the Cowboys, Spurs and Rangers.

jesusf**k stop confusing me with the numbers and letters.

1. obama
2. fart. that makes it easier. no.

a. no but i saw a drug thing go down right next to my car when i was finished up a run. scary!
b. there may be, but i'm from a very small part of houston that's very sheltered and very snooty. so if there is, i haven't been there
c. for more than one person? nah. i couldn't even relax enough to start answering this poll inside the church. i'd be the worst ever.
d. i was just a waitress

1.  Name a movie you would like remade into a porno. 
2.  No bathing of any type for a month or no shaving of any kind for a month?
3.  Moose knuckle....hot or not?
4.  In your lifetime...the Stros can in a World Series OR the Texans can win a Super Bowl.  Only one....and only one time....
5.  Sonnen or Silva...who you got?
6.  Are the carpet and the drapes of equal shades....or do we go with laminate?

psssst....what if she's got bare flooring?

1.  Name a movie you would like remade into a porno. 
2.  No bathing of any type for a month or no shaving of any kind for a month?
3.  Moose knuckle....hot or not?
4.  In your lifetime...the Stros can in a World Series OR the Texans can win a Super Bowl.  Only one....and only one time....
5.  Sonnen or Silva...who you got?
6.  Are the carpet and the drapes of equal shades....or do we go with laminate?

Ohhhhhhhh...let me edit....

psssst....what if she's got bare flooring?

1. only annoyingly smaller. if i breathe heavy, i gotta tuck em back in. 2. thanks :) 3. usually cute ones like cheeklets or thongs, but sometimes lacy fancy things i'll never have the wardrobe or bra to pull off wearing for someone. 3. speed. don't mind a little hair. 4. my breakfast casserole. except it makes my breath and farts intolerable. 5. sistah girl 6. i'll take the blackout case they're either american league and/or suck

:D

1. a few good men. the sexual frustration is too much. just do it already.
2. fart fart fart. females don't shave from october til february. i choose "no shaving of. oh. hang on. "any kind?" yeah. no shaving.
3. depends on the material
4. that's too hard and i don't expect either one, so leave me alone. (but i root for arian foster)
5. ....wot?
6. they should be by now.

F*** the COWBOYS AND THE SPURS!

5.  SILVA OR SONNEN?  Choose wisely Retardo-san. 


A.  You smoke, right?  Whats your brand of choice?
B.  Sheer bras..yea or nay?
C.  Have you ever had a professional massage?  Did you ask for "The Travolta?"
D.  Cosplay?  If yes..who?

This aint about you woman...get back in the kitchen.

donchoo talk to my sistah that way

donchoo talk to my sistah that way

5. saliva and sonnet is the closest i can comprehend to and really? i choose sonnet. nine times outta ten

(f**k with the letters and numbers again man.)
a. regs. cheap and enough
b. hahahahahaha fart. no. 36d remember?
c. yes. and he sang some indian chant s**t. it was borderline o*rgas*mic
d. i still don't know what that is

Yes.  Yes I am.

Anyhow,

You ever been nekkid in a public place?

have you never read anything she posts?!

*its to differentiate statements made between the prior question sets*

5.  You picked wrong motherfu**er.
b.  I dont understand what that has to do with it.
d.  Dress up like a favorite fictional character..only sluttier.

5. sorry. saliva vs. sonnet. who would YOU choose?

b. the bigger the bewbs, the less well they do in mesh
c. ok...beauty from beauty from  beauty and the beats

sistah needs to make sammiches and schedule menages.

5.  Uh...Silva is the correct answer. 

b.  I tend to disagree.
c.  Interesting...somewhere down the line i seemed to miss beauty and the beats.

you've left me with nothing but judgement here.

what's our next move?

They aren't entertaining me now.


Deathmatch between Stoney, Kenne, Nyce, and Rogers. Who wins?

rogs isn't here anymore, so i will dismiss him.

this is hard. if it were drunken pick ups, i'd say kenne.
if it were swooning women with wit et francais, i'd say nyce.
if it were on ice or just in colorado, i'd say stones

Can't wait to tell Rogers he lost this match!


Favorite lotion?

i hate lotion. feels like butter on my skin

i hate lotion. feels like butter on my skin

And you know that feeling how?

Totally awesome Leigh! YOU ROCK! (honorable mention to Jason and the old dude)

I have to say, after a couple of these the Ladies menage's are way more fantastically entertaining than the guys. 

We don't talk to the guys about their boobs and panties

And I copy and pasted it from my page because here at QMZ, we simply speak the truth (as we see it):

"You don't talk to them at all from what I've seen. We ladies like to know what their choice in chonies are. Their cologne preferences, sex positions. What's their best home made meal. Geesh, talk sports for gods sake"


/Fan speak

Don't you have a refrigerator to clean?

Ash, do you miss anything?

Well this has been entertaining.  

(PS - Your boobs are bigger than mine, Leigh, so you win.)

Her boobs are bigger than mine, too....wait...what?

and that we want to see her boobs! (theres that too)

We don't talk to the guys about their boobs and panties

boxers....used to be tighty whities...

boxers....used to be tighty whities...

Now you're talking. Hopefully she's in full Leigh-mode. Is it happy hour in Houston yet?