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Mother May I?

Thinking about Moms out there (no, not in that way).... with Mother's Day coming up Sunday, what is the best and/or worst advice you ever recieved from your Mom?

 

My mom shelled out some pretty sweet advice, most of which I didn't believe was true until after the drugs died off in the emergency room.  Mother May I? Photo

 

Mom, sorry I cost you so much money....I should've heeded your advice.

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#1 | 119 days ago

+15 thumbs upMy mom told me my Sombrero would leave a nasty tan line...  
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#1 | 119 days ago

+15 thumbs upMy mom told me my Sombrero would leave a nasty tan line...  
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#2 | 119 days ago

Disciple wrote:
My mom told me my Sombrero would leave a nasty tan line...  
+4 thumbs upi am going to give you a funny, but its a little disturbing
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#3 | 119 days ago

+1 thumbs upbest...bet this horse...worst...go to college don't get a real job yet
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#4 | 119 days ago

"Live life as your father told."  She was right!!!
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#5 | 119 days ago

+5 thumbs up

She told me if I didn't take better care of my truck, it was going to run away with a cape on and I would never get a new one.

 

Well....

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#6 | 119 days ago

+2 thumbs up

From my mother : Don't speed you'll get a ticket, i didn't listen got pulled over on my b-day only reason i got out of it was because it was my birthday(Thank GOD!) but i listen to her now, well when she's in the car that is and ive learned to scan the area better.

 

From one of my friends mom: How you got your man, is how you lose your man. This is in the case of cheating i assume so i listen to that very closely and choose accordingly.

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#7 | 119 days ago

+1 thumbs up

Never leave home without using sunscreen (when you a prone to burning like I am).

Don't be late: to appointments or work or dinner.

might be others.  I'll come back.

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#8 | 119 days ago

+2 thumbs upShe always said..."Do as I say, not as I do"
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#9 | 119 days ago

+3 thumbs upMy mom always told me "Don't be an idiot."
Words to live by.
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#10 | 119 days ago
Helen (+)

+2 thumbs up

Best advice...always follow your heart.

 

Worst advice...I don't think anyone who loves you and has your best interest at heart can ever give you bad advice.

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#11 | 118 days ago

+3 thumbs up"Always wear clean underwear! You never know when you will be in an accident and the Medics might have to cut it off you!"  Still not sure exactly how I should take that.........
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#12 | 118 days ago

Disciple wrote:
My mom told me my Sombrero would leave a nasty tan line...  
I hope your mother never saw you in that sombrero...very sick!
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#13 | 118 days ago

+4 thumbs up

My mom told me that girls don't like boys that fart.

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#14 | 118 days ago

+1 thumbs up

Not to frown cause the line would stick (it did)

Treat people better than you want them to treat you (it works)

"One day you'll know what I'm talking about because you'll have kids of your own" (no explanation needed) 

I miss my momma and her true to life wisdom...

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#15 | 117 days ago

+2 thumbs upShe has given me a TON of great advice but I'll pick my favorites that I tend to repeat;
*Always do your best, so you can be proud of your own accomplishments - even if you scrub toilets for a living, make them the cleanest, shiniest, most beautiful toilets you ever saw.
*Life isn't too short; it's too long to live it miserably. So live a happy life doing things you love with the people you love and enjoy being with.
*While it's wise to stash a little money away for emergencies, don't hoard it. Be as generous as you can with what you have - toward yourself and others. Spend it on things that make you happy, because you never know when you won't be around to enjoy it.
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#16 | 116 days ago

Momma told me Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get

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#17 | 116 days ago

If your friends jumped off of the Sears Tower would you?
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#18 | 116 days ago

+1 thumbs upHold your friends close and your enemies even closer.
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#19 | 116 days ago

+2 thumbs upNever turn away from your best friends.  One day you'll realize how much you need them. (this has since happened with one of my closest friends sadly)
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#20 | 116 days ago

Never have an accident in dirty underwear.
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#21 | 116 days ago

kramer wrote:
Never turn away from your best friends.  One day you'll realize how much you need them. (this has since happened with one of my closest friends sadly)
+3 thumbs up

That reminds me of another one...

 

You can count the number of true friends you have on one hand.  So cherish the ones you have.  (i.e. they will come get you out of jail at 2 AM, they will stick by your side no matter how stupid of a decision you make)

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#22 | 112 days ago

+4 thumbs up

the worst advice from my mom came everytime she gave me her opinion on something when i was growing up.....

 

the best advice from my mom came everytime she gave me her opinion on something when i was growing up!

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#23 | 111 days ago

debilane856 wrote:
"Always wear clean underwear! You never know when you will be in an accident and the Medics might have to cut it off you!"  Still not sure exactly how I should take that.........
+1 thumbs uplol mine always said the same thing.......... And it happen and yes they was clean.........
#24 | 100 days ago

When she said wait till your father comes home. I always knew not to be around for a long time when that was said

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