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Mullet theme song?

After seeing all the contests of the greatest songs ever kind of thing, I wondered if you, the FanIQer, decided to buy a single wide trailer with no windows or doors, a primer gray '79 Camaro, and quit cutting the back of your hair; what would be your theme song?

| Closed on 06/08/08 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Music | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

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23%	a. Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
8%	b. Sweet Child Of Mine by Guns 'n' Roses
2%	c. Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions
6%	d. I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar
10%	e. Takin' Care Of Business - Bachman-Turner Overdriv
0%	f. Hair Of The Dog - Nazareth
0%	g. Metal Health (Bang Your Head) - Quiet Riot
2%	h. Flirtin' With Disaster - Molly Hatchet
48%	i. Other (Please do tell)

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#1 \| 240 days ago sports_schmorts (+)	+9 Sweet Home Alabama.. not really the song more so the intro.. Close your eyes and picture this.. well don't close them yet, finish reading and then close them.. Ok so pan in and up the gravel/dirt "driveway" past the brown grass, the hound dog in the front "lawn" chained to the front porch... you have the bare foot pregnant wife wearing the cut off shorts and flannel shirt from her husband, holding the baby on her hip who is only in a diaper.. pan over to the '79 Camaro where the crack is hanging out over the top of the guys camo cut offs, the wind is blowing through his mullet... and you hear bern bern bernnaw bern bern bernaw bern bern turn it up bern bern bernbernbernaw tss tss tss Oh, found them... Other (Please do tell)
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#1 \| 240 days ago sports_schmorts (+)	+9 Sweet Home Alabama.. not really the song more so the intro.. Close your eyes and picture this.. well don't close them yet, finish reading and then close them.. Ok so pan in and up the gravel/dirt "driveway" past the brown grass, the hound dog in the front "lawn" chained to the front porch... you have the bare foot pregnant wife wearing the cut off shorts and flannel shirt from her husband, holding the baby on her hip who is only in a diaper.. pan over to the '79 Camaro where the crack is hanging out over the top of the guys camo cut offs, the wind is blowing through his mullet... and you hear bern bern bernnaw bern bern bernaw bern bern turn it up bern bern bernbernbernaw tss tss tss Oh, found them... Other (Please do tell)
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#2 \| 240 days ago PhattyAlfrado (+)	+5 The Chinese are taking over the world and the Redneck Mullet! Freebird will be changed to Fryedbird in the near future Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
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#3 \| 240 days ago Lobotomy Jones (+)	+6 Business in the front Party in the back Takin' Care Of Business - Bachman-Turner Overdriv
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#4 \| 240 days ago derms33 (+)	The Rodeo Song by David Allan Coe Other (Please do tell)
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#5 \| 240 days ago Jubanator14 (+)	+4 Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man Other (Please do tell)
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#6 \| 240 days ago YankeeDudeL (+)	+1 I wouldn't know. I'm a Yankee, we tend to avoid each other. Other (Please do tell)
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#7 \| 240 days ago Beaneaters (+)	Jubanator14 wrote: Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man You gotta give him his props, that is one fine do. Maybe they can have a Billy Ray Cirrus night on American Idol.
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#8 \| 240 days ago Jared (+)	All business in the front...and a party in the back!!! Takin' Care Of Business - Bachman-Turner Overdriv
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#9 \| 240 days ago rrl100807 (+)	+1 Boston- More Than A Feeling, i just heard it and it is perfect for the theme song Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
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#10 \| 240 days ago Anthonyg7575 (+)	Beaneaters wrote: You gotta give him his props, that is one fine do. Maybe they can have a Billy Ray Cirrus night on American Idol. He doesn't have enough songs.... Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
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#11 \| 240 days ago Anthonyg7575 (+)	+1 Out of this list, it's easily Freebird. It's Southern Rock. All the other choices can't even be considered. I mean Guns-N-Roses? Not even close....The other choices are rock.....big hair era....not mullet. Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
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#12 \| 240 days ago TTTYYYLLLEEERRR (+)	+1 gotta go with Sweet Home Alabama Other (Please do tell)
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#13 \| 240 days ago Indydave (+)	(Edited by Indydave) +2 "Picture" by Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock-- it seems like every time that song is requested during any karaoke night I've been to, some mullet sportin' hilljack attempts this song with a girl at least once. Other (Please do tell)
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#14 \| 240 days ago PeacefulDave (+)	+2 Lynyrd Skynyrd...but not Free Bird. Gimme Three Steps is more the mullet theme song. Other (Please do tell)
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#15 \| 240 days ago ShagNasty (+)	+1 Really, any Lynyrd Skynyrd song would have worked. Don't they have a song called "Gimmie Back my Mullet"? Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
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#16 \| 239 days ago JBrenn (+)	I think the perfect mullet song has to be... "Dueling Banjos"! Other (Please do tell)
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