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I head to my local grocery store for my weekly (heist) purchases and head to the bakery for some sandwich buns. I like to be health consious so I buy a package of white dinner rolls, at least that`s what I thought they were called. Looking closer, ok yes I put my glasses on, they are apparently cocktail rolls...really? This gets me thinking about all the weird names for things out there with sexual connotations. One that pops out at me is screwdriver which you use to screw in a screw. And how about you plug the female end into the male end, referring to the electrical trade. The list goes on and on!
So I`m wondering if there`s any examples of this out there that you find innappropriate? :)
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#3 | 815 days ago

The last time I took my 15 year old boy and friends with me to the grocery store?
Between the produce and the "meat" department,  it was a barrel of laughs.
I made them go outside and wait. Lil'   F***ers
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#1 | 815 days ago

I admit my mind is constantly in the gutter.  Even when I'm at work, if someone says something that can be taken in a dirty way, almost everyone is thinking it, but I'll be the first one to point it out, or utter a TWSS.
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#2 | 815 days ago

kramer wrote:
I admit my mind is constantly in the gutter.  Even when I'm at work, if someone says something that can be taken in a dirty way, almost everyone is thinking it, but I'll be the first one to point it out, or utter a TWSS.
I had to google TWSS..god I`m old! LMAO ( had to google that too) WTF? (didn`t have to google that) :) 
#3 | 815 days ago

The last time I took my 15 year old boy and friends with me to the grocery store?
Between the produce and the "meat" department,  it was a barrel of laughs.
I made them go outside and wait. Lil'   F***ers
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#4 | 815 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
The last time I took my 15 year old boy and friends with me to the grocery store?
Between the produce and the "meat" department,  it was a barrel of laughs.
I made them go outside and wait. Lil'   F***ers
LOL I hear you..when my youngest boy was only 9 he tugged on my shirt in the produce section and said to me "Daddy look at the melons on that lady!" She turned around and slapped me! :(
#5 | 815 days ago
Nick__ (+)

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Spotted Dick
Blow Pops
Cumin
Matzo Balls
Pound Cake
Rump Roast
Jerk Chicken

that's all I can think of right now.
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#6 | 815 days ago

There was a furniture store called "Siemen's" that was in business....my son, who was about 12 or 13 at the time, said "Dad, look at that store's name".  I said "Yeah?"...he said "You know, Dad...."...I guess the red face and the stifled laugh gave it away...
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#7 | 815 days ago

I have a pussy willow growing outside my bedroom window  imagine that
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#8 | 815 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

I have a wickedly perverted sense of humor.   And I wouldn't change it for anything, even when it does get me in trouble. devil
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#9 | 815 days ago

food-002food-004food-012
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#10 | 815 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
The last time I took my 15 year old boy and friends with me to the grocery store?
Between the produce and the "meat" department,  it was a barrel of laughs.
I made them go outside and wait. Lil'   F***ers
Working at a grocery store now (in between the produce and meat departments) I can't even tell you how many horribly immature jokes are there.
#11 | 815 days ago

I have to process the invoices from Home Depot, and there are butt splices, crack fill, and caulk
#12 | 814 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
I have to process the invoices from Home Depot, and there are butt splices, crack fill, and caulk
I imagine caulk would be a great crack fill.
#13 | 814 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
I imagine caulk would be a great crack fill.
Probably would, but we we would need a lot, and it would take too much time to apply for our application.  (We deal with parking equipment, and cut ground loops to detect vehicles.  So, asphalt or concrete crack fill in larger quantities.)
#14 | 814 days ago

You have a poll titled "threesome", and you are calling us perverts?
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#15 | 814 days ago

I'm a child.
#16 | 814 days ago
unopescatore (+)

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I'm perferted so not to much is offensive to me.
#17 | 814 days ago

#18 | 814 days ago

hockey54 wrote:
LOL I hear you..when my youngest boy was only 9 he tugged on my shirt in the produce section and said to me "Daddy look at the melons on that lady!" She turned around and slapped me! :(
We were shopping with my son, looking at Thomas the train sets, and out of nowhere he shouts.... "I love pussy!" In reality he was meaning "I love Percy!" One of Thomas's friends on the show....blush
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#19 | 814 days ago

Speaks for itself!

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#20 | 814 days ago

kramer wrote:
I admit my mind is constantly in the gutter.  Even when I'm at work, if someone says something that can be taken in a dirty way, almost everyone is thinking it, but I'll be the first one to point it out, or utter a TWSS.
me 2 brother...everyone at work WAITS for me to say it!
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#21 | 814 days ago
18packabs (+)

You Rang? cheeky
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#22 | 734 days ago

The One I complain about is a candy bar:


MOUNDS has no mounds!!  ALMOND JOY has mounds...


Two on each - Now THAT is perverted!! 
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#23 | 734 days ago
unopescatore (+)

I'm perferted as hell, but find nothing innappropriate.
#24 | 734 days ago

at a fancy retirement lunch two days ago, my co-worker ordered a desert called a "nutty d'angelo." all i could think was that must be the diverticulitis version of a dirty sanchez. and i giggled a lot. like every time someone said the name.
#25 | 734 days ago

When I worked for Friendly's Ice Cream right after I got out of USMC, I had to work ice cream counter. to make a banana split for them, you had to put 2 scoops of Vanilla ice cream on the bottom (end closest to you, one on each side of the banana) of the serving dish, followed by 2 scoops of chocolate (one on each side and flattened over the vanilla), and then 2 scoops of Strawberry (one on each side), and whipped cream had to go on top by the strawberry ice cream scoops. 

So, one day I had about 7 customers in a row that couldn't eat strawberry ice cream; after the 3rd one, I started calling them THE EJACULATING PEN*S because that is what it looked like. My girlfriend, the assistant Manager, wasn't too thrilled to hear it called that until she saw what it looked like.
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