All you have to do is fill out the blanks from the words I give you. I will post the story with the appropriate blanks in My Blog. Just pick some answers & then go & fill in your story.
Come back & post your completed story in here and/or in the blog thread on my page.
These words I give unto you, may you use them wisely (& hopefully humerously)....
Featured by: sports_schmorts at 6/24/08 4:41PM | Closed on 07/30/08 at 11:45PM FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, FanIQ | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
53 Fans
1. Fan IQ Member or yourself (0 points)
15%
a. Nellie
17%
b. Kramer
6%
c. Helen
15%
d. Scott
9%
e. Natasha
13%
f. Jess
6%
g. Ty
19%
h. Other - Post below please
2. Action (0 points)
9%
a. Pitch a tent
4%
b. be a cannibal
26%
c. kung fu fight Chuck Norris
15%
d. dance to the YMCA song
8%
e. dress like a transvestite
23%
f. run through downtown naked
8%
g. get a body wax
8%
h. sucker punch your mother
3. Stadium or arena (0 points)
15%
a. Indianapolis Speedway
8%
b. Fenway Park
9%
c. Wrigley Field
17%
d. Yankee Stadium
23%
e. Bob's mule barn
2%
f. Lambeau Field
8%
g. Grundy County Auction
19%
h. Lou's Lively Skate Rink
4. Another Fan IQ member (not the same as #1) (0 points)
23%
a. CrackerSEXwife
8%
b. Beaneaters
23%
c. A legendary Spammer from a foreign country
6%
d. Tom
9%
e. Renegade
11%
f. Dodge#9
6%
g. ChristiSunshine
15%
h. Other - SPECIFY BELOW
5. Verb (0 points)
8%
a. moonwalking
13%
b. spelunking
9%
c. jitterbugging
9%
d. cruising
25%
e. belly dancing
19%
f. frolicking
13%
g. lollygagging
4%
h. Other - Write it in
6. adjective (0 points)
23%
a. smoking hot
8%
b. glorious
8%
c. pathetic
2%
d. exhilerating
19%
e. proposterous
32%
f. saucy
0%
g. rainy
9%
h. muggy
7. Plural # (0 points)
9%
a. 2.7 trillion
28%
b. 69
8%
c. four hundred and fourteen
4%
d. 33.627
17%
e. 2
6%
f. a billion
21%
g. more than a handful of
8%
h. several
8. Body part (0 points)
11%
a. ovaries
11%
b. knee cap
17%
c. mommy & daddy buttons
9%
d. earlobe
4%
e. chest cavity
19%
f. mangina
23%
g. boob
6%
h. I hesitate to do this but.... OTHER - SPECIFY BELOW
i'll be honest, i made my picks before i looked at the story.
A trip to the Ballpark
One day when checking the mail, Ty found out they had received more than a handful of tickets to Bob's Mule Barn to watch their favorite sporting event. It was a proposterous day, because Ty realized they didn’t have more than a handful of friends in the whole world. Ty decided to go anyways, cuz they had nothing better to do besides Kung Fu Fight Chuck Norris. On the way to Bob's Mule Barn, Ty spotted a legendary spammer from a foreign country lollygagging along the road picking their wedgie. A legendary spammer from a foreign country had always been a fierce enemy, so Ty threw a beer can out the window & hit a legendary spammer from a foreign country right in the knee cap. A legendary spammer from a foreign country got up a little dizzy & said, “Hey, great throw that hit me square in the knee cap. They high-fived, and Ty was so impressed they went off to Bob's Mule Barn together & lived happily ever after.
1. Ty2. kung fu fight Chuck Norris3. Bob's mule barn4. A legendary Spammer from a foreign country5. lollygagging6. proposterous7. more than a handful of8. knee cap
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