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Ridiculous State Laws.....

Around the country, there are thousands of "State Laws" and "City Laws" that are still on the books, but are no longer enforced. Many of these are utterly ridiculous. These are a few that I have come across...do you know of any that will make your fellow Qers laugh? Please share.....we can all use a good laugh now and then.

1. Florida... Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays will be put in jail.

2. Seattle, Washington... It is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet high.

3. Chicago... It is illegal to take a French Poodle to the opera.

4. Massachusetts... It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.

5. Minnesota... It is illegal to tease skunks.

6. Ohio... It is illegal or stores to sell Corn Flakes on Sunday.

7. Alaska... It is illegal to push a Moose out of a moving plane.

8. Vermont... It is illegal to whistle underwater.

9. Pennsylvania... It is illegal to sing in the bathtub.

10. Connecticut... It is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

11. Montana... It is illegal to have a sheep in the front seat of your truck without a chaperone.

12. New Jersey... It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder.

There are literally thousands of these laws around....let's see what you come up with!!!

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#6 \| 63 days ago d29point9 (+)	I couldn't live in Vermont - one of my favorite hobbies is whistling underwater...... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#1 \| 63 days ago PoppyMack (+)	(Edited by JemJenn) I wonder what braniacs came up with those laws.They must have said; hey! let's make up some stupid laws and see what the people think ***edited for content
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#2 \| 63 days ago mikeam7 (+)	On the highway it's illegal to flip off people...but we do it anyway! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#3 \| 63 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	the only one that make sense, Chicago... It is illegal to take a French Poodle to the opera. like in 1920 they took there little poodles everywhere lol Enter the poll to see my answer
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#4 \| 63 days ago Ryder68 (+)	In Alberta, Canada ~ If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. Got to luv livin' in Alberta!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#5 \| 63 days ago Ryder68 (+)	In Calgary, Alberta ~ There is a city ordinace that makes it mandatory for all businesses to provide hitching rails so that riders have a place to secure their horses. Failure to do so, permits the rider to lead his horse through the business. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#6 \| 63 days ago d29point9 (+)	I couldn't live in Vermont - one of my favorite hobbies is whistling underwater...... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#7 \| 63 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	I like the idea of having a license for facial hair. LMAO! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#8 \| 63 days ago 18packabs (+)	When Lawyers get Bored...... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#9 \| 63 days ago das3cr (+)	Indiana: No beer or booze sales on Sunday. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#10 \| 63 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	Colorado: You can't mutilate a rock in a state park Enter the poll to see my answer
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#11 \| 63 days ago WV_Mountaineer (+)	West Virginia Illegal to own a red or black flag.
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#12 \| 63 days ago CAPTAINSEAFOOD (+)	IN NORTH CAROLINA IT IS ILLEGAL TO KEEP A WILD ANIMAL ON YOUR FRONT PORCH.....I GUESS ITS OK ON THE BACK PORCH....DUH Enter the poll to see my answer
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#13 \| 63 days ago kramer (+)	In Pittsburgh it is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#14 \| 63 days ago Vickie62 (+)	*Women in Morrisville, Pennsylvania have to have a permit to wear cosmetics* It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. You may not sing in the bathtub. It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law. Danville All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor" Enter the poll to see my answer
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#15 \| 63 days ago JemJenn (+)	Here is one all you guys will get a kick out of.... In Memphis Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car by herself...a man has to run or walk in front of the vehicle waving a red flag to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#16 \| 63 days ago Beaneaters (+)	Ridiculous state laws? I live in South Carolina, are you kidding me? I think the U.S.A. is trying to impeach us or something like that... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#17 \| 63 days ago mooser58 (+)	In Fort Thomas Kentucky it is illegal for dogs to molest cars. Not sure about the rest of the state. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#18 \| 63 days ago Raider_Dave (+)	Damn, Alaska sure does respect the moose...Or maybe Sarah Palin has something to do with most of these... Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road. Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city. It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare). Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops. Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded bonus points by the government. One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. Persons may not allow attractive nuisances to exist. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#19 \| 63 days ago rogercarver1960 (+)	....and they wonder why our prisons are overcrowded!!!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#20 \| 63 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	At Fan IQ it is illegal for any Moderaters to give bmcannon1 any more warnings.
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#21 \| 63 days ago CRAZY_LADY (+)	das3cr wrote: Indiana: No beer or booze sales on Sunday. that law been around thats the best one on books no beer or booze on sunday . cool just get sat. before midnight Enter the poll to see my answer
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#22 \| 63 days ago cubsgirl (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: At Fan IQ it is illegal for any Moderaters to give bmcannon1 any more warnings. Nice try sweetie. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#23 \| 63 days ago cubsgirl (+)	In Aurora, Mo. you can still beat your wives but only on Saturday night. It was called domestic training.Lmao. No guys they don't enforce it so quit packing! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#24 \| 63 days ago JRSFLAME88 (+)	Georgia Crazy Law Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. All citizens must own a rake. no spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#25 \| 63 days ago mooser58 (+)	Raider_Dave wrote: Damn, Alaska sure does respect the moose...Or maybe Sarah Palin has something to do with most of these... Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road. Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city. It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare). Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops. Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded bonus points by the government. One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. Persons may not allow attractive nuisances to exist. While I think #1 and #3 are very smart laws I would have to fight for the repeal of #7. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#26 \| 63 days ago Raider_Dave (+)	mooser58 wrote: While I think #1 and #3 are very smart laws I would have to fight for the repeal of #7. After much sleuthing, I was able to determine that this is the reason behind #7: Enter the poll to see my answer
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#27 \| 63 days ago streetballer123 (+)	How would people you know you were doing this? LOL FAIL
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#28 \| 63 days ago EdSpeshel (+)	(Edited by EdSpeshel) Minnesota A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. The same goes for a chicken too. This one is for a semi famous town in Minnesota named Hibbing: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat. Hibbing btw is/was the home of Kevin McHale, Roger Maris, and Bob Dylan. Not to bad for a town of about 17,000 or so. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#29 \| 63 days ago JrCanuckFan (+)	In British Columbia it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch And, since I live only 5 miles from the Alberta border, I must be ever mindful that, in Alberta, It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man, and You may never use dice to play craps Enter the poll to see my answer
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#30 \| 63 days ago hskrdave (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: At Fan IQ it is illegal for any Moderaters to give bmcannon1 any more warnings. FanIQ is not a state, it's a facist Dictatorship. thus no state laws. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#31 \| 62 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Nos 11 & 12 are so funny. Great poll. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#32 \| 61 days ago JemJenn (+)	cuddles127017 wrote: Nos 11 & 12 are so funny. Great poll. Thanks cuddles!!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#33 \| 39 days ago blondie45044 (+)	Utah: A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife in his presence. Now this is priceless, wonder how many do this just for payback? Great poll Jenn thanks for sharing. Brb packing to take the husband on vacation to Utah Enter the poll to see my answer
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#34 \| 39 days ago JemJenn (+)	Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#35 \| 39 days ago blondie45044 (+)	Alabama - Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Hilarious putting anything on a railroad track may get you killed just sayin' Enter the poll to see my answer
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#36 \| 39 days ago JemJenn (+)	These are soooooo great!!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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