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Scenes From A FanIQ Hat (Edited 12/02/07 06:23PM by tpowell25)

Last year we tried this and everyone was pretty good at it.  Let's give it another shot since we have so many new members here.

 

I hope everyone has seen Whose Line Is It Anyway?.  One of the favorite games is scenes from a hat,  where the host pulls out suggestions by the audience from a hat and the performers perform them.  Usually something off the wall and funny.  Well, let's try it in the faniq hangout.  Let's see how you can add on to this line.

 

Things you don't want to hear your QB say in a huddle during a championship game.

 

Here is the one we did last time, if anyone needs to see what it is about.

Featured by: Jess at 12/02/07 6:20PM
| Closed on 02/01/08 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, TV | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
Teams:  TV
84 Fans 
62%a. I have a line!
26%b. Let me think about it.
12%c. I have no imagination

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#3 | 278 days ago

+50 thumbs upHi, I'm Rex Grossman!
I have a line!  
  
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#1 | 278 days ago

+9 thumbs upI am SOOOO hung over...
I have a line!  
#2 | 278 days ago

+11 thumbs upI have the other guys -5, so look out for the game ending pick.
I have a line!  
#3 | 278 days ago

+50 thumbs upHi, I'm Rex Grossman!
I have a line!  
#4 | 278 days ago
sports_schmorts (+)

+20 thumbs upCan someone give me a run down on the goal of the game?  we want to get this ball near that "Y" looking thing.. right?
I have a line!  
#5 | 278 days ago

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
+11 thumbs up

I haven't taken a crap in four days and I'm waiting for my ex-lax to kick in.

I have a line!  
#6 | 278 days ago

+9 thumbs upCrap, I just lost my contact - quick help me find it!
Let me think about it.  
#7 | 278 days ago

+8 thumbs upOk.  #83, you be the bottle cap.
I have a line!  
#8 | 278 days ago

+16 thumbs upDoes my butt look fat when we wear this uniform?
Let me think about it.  
#9 | 278 days ago

+8 thumbs upDo any of you guys know the words to Funky Town?
I have a line!  
#10 | 278 days ago

+9 thumbs upWhat time does our plane leave?
Let me think about it.  
#11 | 278 days ago

+29 thumbs upIt's been 4 hours... someone get my doctor on the phone
I have a line!  
#12 | 278 days ago

+11 thumbs upLofa Tatupu is on our team, right?
I have a line!  
#13 | 278 days ago

Kerri wrote:
It's been 4 hours... someone get my doctor on the phone
ROFL!
Let me think about it.  
#14 | 278 days ago

+25 thumbs upI don't actually know the playbook, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
I have a line!  
#15 | 278 days ago

+7 thumbs up

Pssst  dude I'm going to Disney and your not. 

I have a line!  
#16 | 278 days ago

+12 thumbs upI'm only calling plays for the guys that have me on their top 10 friends list on FanIQ.
I have a line!  
#17 | 278 days ago

+8 thumbs upHey, we're the Buffalo Bills, we can't lose.
Let me think about it.  
#18 | 278 days ago
Helen (+)

+12 thumbs upI can't believe I shaved my legs for this...
I have a line!  
#19 | 278 days ago

+6 thumbs up

I was thinking of a career change....

I have a line!  
#20 | 278 days ago

+8 thumbs upCrap, I gotta go log in a feed my webkinz...can we call a time out?
I have a line!  
#21 | 278 days ago

+5 thumbs upBoy, those other guys are big!
Let me think about it.  
#22 | 278 days ago

+9 thumbs upWow, guys!!  Our butts look REALLY good in these uniforms. 
Let me think about it.  
#23 | 278 days ago

+14 thumbs upNow we get paid win or lose, right?
Let me think about it.  
#24 | 278 days ago

Jon wrote:
Hi, I'm Rex Grossman!
+1 thumbs upBoooo!
Let me think about it.  
#25 | 278 days ago

(Edited by mandisdad)
+11 thumbs upNo shotgun for me...I love rubbing my hands against the center's a@#!
I have a line!  
#26 | 278 days ago

+7 thumbs upI'm leaving after this play. I've got a MasterCard commercial to shoot.
Let me think about it.  
#27 | 278 days ago

+5 thumbs upI'm sorry if I'm emotional, but I really love you guys.
I have a line!  
#28 | 278 days ago

+13 thumbs up

I thought I'd let my brother Eli play the second half in my place...OK?

I have a line!  
#29 | 278 days ago

+19 thumbs upI have that defense on my fantasy team.
I have a line!  
#30 | 278 days ago

+2 thumbs upWe are losing, but it's ok.  Come on!!  Group hug, group hug!!!
Let me think about it.