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The Q Awards: Corn Cob
Conan O'Brien's Audiencey Award for Excellence in the Performance of Sitting Arts motivated me to start a set of spoof Awards for the FanIQ family.  I'm starting it out by taking votes for who deserves the Corn Cob as Corniest member.  My two choices are a notch above the rest, as I often confuse one for the other, but you are welcome to write-in your own.  Feel free to conduct research and find a statement that best exemplifies the corn in your choice.  The thong polls are probably a good place to start investigating.  Nobody should be offended by this, take home Mr. Corny Man with honor!

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| Closed on 09/22/08 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, FanIQ | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
60 Fans 
55%a. hskrdave
10%b. Keeter
35%c. Other (Write-In...)

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#10 | 105 days ago

+11 thumbs upNice idea for polls Luke.... just don't include me in one of them or I'll eat your children -- Praise be to allah!
Keeter  
  
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#1 | 106 days ago

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+6 thumbs up

The envelope please:

                                  With  Respect

                                                         The Winner Is    

                                                                                 KRAMER

  

Other (Write-In...)  
#2 | 106 days ago

+7 thumbs upHe's got husker in his name, how could you not pick him?
hskrdave  
#3 | 106 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
He's got husker in his name, how could you not pick him?
+1 thumbs upI thought the same thing.  It was his destiny.
hskrdave  
#4 | 105 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
He's got husker in his name, how could you not pick him?
+3 thumbs upIt's just gotta be him! And take it from me, I know CORN when I see it living here in Podunk, NEBRASKA!
hskrdave  
#5 | 105 days ago

SOS wrote:

The envelope please:

                                  With  Respect

                                                         The Winner Is    

                                                                                 KRAMER

  

+3 thumbs upI'd have to agree with that.  Dave has groaned at me for some of the things I've said, so I think I'm more corny than he is.
Other (Write-In...)  
#6 | 105 days ago

kramer wrote:
I'd have to agree with that.  Dave has groaned at me for some of the things I've said, so I think I'm more corny than he is.
+1 thumbs upAww K Man! I think we should have had a "team" CORNY! I would have voted for you but I figure Dave has some years on you and...well, you know
hskrdave  
#7 | 105 days ago

+5 thumbs upi can't believe i voted for myself.  i think i was so shocked that i wasn't against kramer it threw me off.  i so meant to hit other and vote kramer. oh well, apparently it didn't matter.  it was an honor to be nominated
hskrdave  
#8 | 105 days ago

Raven73 wrote:
Aww K Man! I think we should have had a "team" CORNY! I would have voted for you but I figure Dave has some years on you and...well, you know
+3 thumbs upYou want corny I'll give u corny. I wonder if Raven should have said or meant   EARS  instead of years?
Other (Write-In...)  
#9 | 105 days ago

kramer wrote:
I'd have to agree with that.  Dave has groaned at me for some of the things I've said, so I think I'm more corny than he is.
+5 thumbs upI guess you are funny corny, you are 2nd all time in funny comments. Maybe we should get rid of the PQ and put in a Corny tab.
hskrdave  
#10 | 105 days ago

+11 thumbs upNice idea for polls Luke.... just don't include me in one of them or I'll eat your children -- Praise be to allah!
Keeter  
#11 | 105 days ago

+2 thumbs upI don't want to post anything, for fear of looking "Corny"
Other (Write-In...)  
#12 | 105 days ago

+3 thumbs upKRAMER!!!!!   He makes me wish there was a "slap upside head for saying that" option.  He makes me roll my eyes and groan a lot.   Well, now that I'm thinking about it....so does Hskrdave, but I still say Bryan takes the cob.
Other (Write-In...)  
#13 | 105 days ago

TerikaHarifa wrote:
KRAMER!!!!!   He makes me wish there was a "slap upside head for saying that" option.  He makes me roll my eyes and groan a lot.   Well, now that I'm thinking about it....so does Hskrdave, but I still say Bryan takes the cob.
+7 thumbs up

Terika, that sounded kinda......   

 

Nevermind, probably just me.   

Keeter  
#14 | 105 days ago

Isn't there someone with the screen name cornfedmike on the Q?  He gets my vote if he's still around.  If not, kramer all the way.
Other (Write-In...)  
#15 | 105 days ago
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+2 thumbs upMy vote is for Kramer
Other (Write-In...)  
#16 | 105 days ago

+10 thumbs uplol, I guess I need to research some of kramer's stuff.  If we were playing the $10,000 Pyramid I don't hear as many "Failed Pick-Up Lines" or "Something a Sex Offender Might Say" from him as I do from the other choices.
hskrdave  
#17 | 105 days ago

Disciple wrote:

Terika, that sounded kinda......   

 

Nevermind, probably just me.   

+4 thumbs up

LMAO. I re-read what I wrote and you're right.  It DOES sound kinda.....

oh well.

Other (Write-In...)  
#18 | 105 days ago
sports_schmorts (+)

RenegadeLG wrote:
lol, I guess I need to research some of kramer's stuff.  If we were playing the $10,000 Pyramid I don't hear as many "Failed Pick-Up Lines" or "Something a Sex Offender Might Say" from him as I do from the other choices.
+5 thumbs upohhhhh well if we were going THAT route, my vote is for Keeter.
Other (Write-In...)  
#19 | 105 days ago