Conan O'Brien's Audiencey Award for Excellence in the Performance of Sitting Arts motivated me to start a set of spoof Awards for the FanIQ family.
I'm starting it out by taking votes for who deserves the Corn Cob as Corniest member. My two choices are a notch above the rest, as I often confuse one for the other, but you are welcome to write-in your own. Feel free to conduct research and find a statement that best exemplifies the corn in your choice. The thong polls are probably a good place to start investigating. Nobody should be offended by this, take home Mr. Corny Man with honor!

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