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Thoughts for the Day
This was sent to me by a good friend on POGO.  Thought I was share and see which you identify with! 

Random Thoughts for the Day:
 
  1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
 
   2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
 
   3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
 
   4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
 
   5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
 
  6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
 
   7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
 
   8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
 
   9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
 
   10. Bad decisions make good stories.
 
   11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
 
   12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?  I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
 
   13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
 
   14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
 
   15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?  Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
 
   16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
 
   17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
 
   18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
 
   19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
 
   20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
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#2 | 21 days ago

 10. Bad decisions make good stories.

...I've got alot of good stories
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#1 | 21 days ago

 Hilarious thanks for sharing, I love pogo and the thoughts all something I thought about well maybe not the ninja one! 
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#2 | 21 days ago

 10. Bad decisions make good stories.

...I've got alot of good stories
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#3 | 21 days ago
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 lol, number 7, I use mapquest alot and you're right turn left out of driveway.
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#4 | 21 days ago

 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

That moment usually comes as soon as I get into work.

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#5 | 21 days ago

 I have to agree, more kisses begin with Miller Lite, Bud Light, etc. than Kay!  Also, # 15...ha ha!  I was just thinking that.  I missed a call by seconds and when I returned it, it rang for ever and went to voicemail.  I know that you are there, you just called me! lol
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#6 | 21 days ago

 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I'm ALWAYS wondering how ... LMAO
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#7 | 21 days ago

 #5 i do laundry all the time i just roll the fitted sheets i am so tired of trying to get them just right lol
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#8 | 21 days ago

 #1 would be mine.. If something ever happened to me.. she knows to get my laptop, cell phone, zip drives.. 
My Kids and Family really dont need to see whats on them...
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#9 | 21 days ago
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Cherrie wrote:
10. Bad decisions make good stories.

...I've got alot of good stories
Care to set up a chat later? I promise I will keep it just between you and me.
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#10 | 21 days ago
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15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?  Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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I got mad and then pouted and wouldn't take your call!
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#11 | 21 days ago

 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

I always thought this was more of a suggestion than a rule
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#12 | 21 days ago

 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

8:27 am
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#13 | 21 days ago

 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Slip your hand into 2 top corners of the sheet.
 

  1. With one hand inside each of the top 2 corners, fold the sheet (right sides together). Slip each of the top corners into one of the bottom corners.
  2. Lay sheet on bed or table. Arrange and fold the corners neatly. Turn in selvage edges enough to make 4 straight sides.
  3. Fold in half, then in half again. (All four corners will be stacked together, and sheet will be in a long strip.
  4. Then fold the long strip in half, then in half (or thirds, depending on the size of the sheet) again to make a square.
  5. Sheet should be a compact, neat square
Watching Martha Stewart taught me something.....ONCE!
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#14 | 21 days ago
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that was great... but... on #!, if you have a friend to delete everything on your computer, better make sure there is a clause in your will, that they will burn your hard drive, other wise, nothing is deleted,,, or, she could drop the computer from  lets say.... 20 stories high.. that should do it... lol
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#15 | 21 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:

 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Slip your hand into 2 top corners of the sheet.
 

  1. With one hand inside each of the top 2 corners, fold the sheet (right sides together). Slip each of the top corners into one of the bottom corners.
  2. Lay sheet on bed or table. Arrange and fold the corners neatly. Turn in selvage edges enough to make 4 straight sides.
  3. Fold in half, then in half again. (All four corners will be stacked together, and sheet will be in a long strip.
  4. Then fold the long strip in half, then in half (or thirds, depending on the size of the sheet) again to make a square.
  5. Sheet should be a compact, neat square
Watching Martha Stewart taught me something.....ONCE!
What does it mean to be bored ALL DAYUM DAY?

The answer is above...wow
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#16 | 21 days ago

 spyder6665 wrote:
#5 i do laundry all the time i just roll the fitted sheets i am so tired of trying to get them just right lol
Martha would be ashamed. 

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#17 | 21 days ago

  18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

He would die.
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#18 | 21 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
 18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

He would die.
WHAT?  You must be talking about the dad, right?  After the ninja got up and popped the tires out with throwing stars, dragged the dad out, and ninja kicked him to death.
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#19 | 21 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:

 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Slip your hand into 2 top corners of the sheet.
 

  1. With one hand inside each of the top 2 corners, fold the sheet (right sides together). Slip each of the top corners into one of the bottom corners.
  2. Lay sheet on bed or table. Arrange and fold the corners neatly. Turn in selvage edges enough to make 4 straight sides.
  3. Fold in half, then in half again. (All four corners will be stacked together, and sheet will be in a long strip.
  4. Then fold the long strip in half, then in half (or thirds, depending on the size of the sheet) again to make a square.
  5. Sheet should be a compact, neat square
Watching Martha Stewart taught me something.....ONCE!
I use the... FOLD, JAM, CRAM... method myself
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#20 | 21 days ago

 sherribaby88 wrote:
that was great... but... on #!, if you have a friend to delete everything on your computer, better make sure there is a clause in your will, that they will burn your hard drive, other wise, nothing is deleted,,, or, she could drop the computer from  lets say.... 20 stories high.. that should do it... lol
They should also be a good enough friend to go to your house and remove all "personal" toys items that you have!
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#21 | 21 days ago

 well my  history will probably be a New york best seller after my kids would sell the rights to my history, fitted sheets were made to drive americans crazy.....both of my boys grew up either too late or too early for ninja so that question never came up.......or the radio was too loud and i couldnt hear them asking me questions.........oh hell martha stewart on maybe i can show my wife something that i learn off the Q.........
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#22 | 21 days ago

 5. Mapquest is also the lousiest site for driving directions.  They take you the longest, most roundabout way possible.
 
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#23 | 21 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
Martha would be ashamed. 

let martha do the sheets for six beds even thought there are only 2 of us in the house pop feels the sheets should be washed so they all fade together lol
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#24 | 21 days ago

 i loved this poll esp.2,3,5,9,and18
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#25 | 21 days ago

 How random
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#26 | 21 days ago

 I can identify with all of them except the ninja turtle.  My girls liked them but were not that into them - fortunately!  They did ask questions about running over other things - I just said they would die!  I had to tell them something to keep them from playing in the road, although the oldests' dad kept telling her to collect license plates off the interstate.  She told him no way, he could do it himself!  I do wish they would put how someone died in the obit though, would make my life easier than reading police beats!
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#27 | 20 days ago

 Hi J, #3 it comes to my mind often hahahha.
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#28 | 20 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:

 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Slip your hand into 2 top corners of the sheet.
 

  1. With one hand inside each of the top 2 corners, fold the sheet (right sides together). Slip each of the top corners into one of the bottom corners.
  2. Lay sheet on bed or table. Arrange and fold the corners neatly. Turn in selvage edges enough to make 4 straight sides.
  3. Fold in half, then in half again. (All four corners will be stacked together, and sheet will be in a long strip.
  4. Then fold the long strip in half, then in half (or thirds, depending on the size of the sheet) again to make a square.
  5. Sheet should be a compact, neat square
Watching Martha Stewart taught me something.....ONCE!
I learned that from Martha too; during her pre-convict days, I loved her show,even subscribed to her magazine. Don't watch it much these days though; not the domestic goddess I used to be
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#29 | 20 days ago

 (Edited by VIOLET)
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

(Sad but true LOL)
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#30 | 20 days ago

 (Edited by I_Bleed_Purple)
I love this whole list, these are great! 


(and no, that's NOT the sarcasm font)
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#31 | 20 days ago
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 VIOLET wrote:
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

(Sad but true LOL)
LOL, you couldnt figure out how to get rid of the bold font either huh?   lol.
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#32 | 20 days ago

 4,8,9,14,and 16 are my favorites.   But i will narrow it down to two.
Obits,  yes i need to know how people are dying these days because  #9  i can't remember not ever feeling just a little tired.
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#33 | 20 days ago

 Mr_Rogers wrote:
LOL, you couldnt figure out how to get rid of the bold font either huh?   lol.
I know how to do it but I think u should visit the poll about being lazy...I just copied the text and...well u can see it
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#34 | 20 days ago

 (Edited by jmcr)

#17....and boy do they call !...a$$holes...
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#35 | 20 days ago

  Though copied and pasted, each of 20 of them are interesting issues each one of us have to face, best bet is not to erase or delete the history, as it would leave only one version of my history, AS IT IS, not versions of different perspectives from different individuals who might not have had enough time to understand me.
 As to barbs and blurbs with sarcasm, they are part of life, I  take them with great humility and big smile, that will make the individual more perplexed than ever.!
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#36 | 20 days ago

  No.21...Do not spend time in thinking just do what you want to do.......

#37 | 20 days ago
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JRSFLAME88 wrote:

 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Slip your hand into 2 top corners of the sheet.
 

  1. With one hand inside each of the top 2 corners, fold the sheet (right sides together). Slip each of the top corners into one of the bottom corners.
  2. Lay sheet on bed or table. Arrange and fold the corners neatly. Turn in selvage edges enough to make 4 straight sides.
  3. Fold in half, then in half again. (All four corners will be stacked together, and sheet will be in a long strip.
  4. Then fold the long strip in half, then in half (or thirds, depending on the size of the sheet) again to make a square.
  5. Sheet should be a compact, neat square
Watching Martha Stewart taught me something.....ONCE!
Why the he!! would you need to fold a fitted sheet? After you are done washing and drying it, you need to put it back on the bed. And don't tell me that I should have more than one set of sheets. I only own one bed, I have a washer and dryer, what the he!! do I need more than one set of sheets for.
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#38 | 20 days ago

 I don't bother my pretty head with stupid thoughts sorry
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#39 | 20 days ago

 Irish22 wrote:
Why the he!! would you need to fold a fitted sheet? After you are done washing and drying it, you need to put it back on the bed. And don't tell me that I should have more than one set of sheets. I only own one bed, I have a washer and dryer, what the he!! do I need more than one set of sheets for.
... ugh, men.   
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#40 | 20 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
... ugh, men.   
lol *HUGE-ANTIC eye roll*
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#41 | 20 days ago
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janet011685 wrote:
... ugh, men.   
What?!, it's not like I don't wash my sheets. I just don't see the purpose of having more than one set. So please educate me and give me some good reasons as to why I should have more than one set of sheets. If you can make me see the light, I will go to Target tomorrow and buy another set.
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#42 | 20 days ago

 Irish22 wrote:
What?!, it's not like I don't wash my sheets. I just don't see the purpose of having more than one set. So please educate me and give me some good reasons as to why I should have more than one set of sheets. If you can make me see the light, I will go to Target tomorrow and buy another set.
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#43 | 20 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
 18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

He would die.
obviously you are not aware of the skill of ninjas.. everyone knows it's impossible to run over a ninja
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#44 | 20 days ago

 I identify with #1 thru #20...do I have to pick just one?
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#45 | 19 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
obviously you are not aware of the skill of ninjas.. everyone knows it's impossible to run over a ninja
Oh I'm well aware of the way of the ninja.
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#46 | 19 days ago
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janet011685 wrote:
Oh I'm well aware of the way of the ninja.

At first I didn't notice the glass or straw, and I thought why is that guy sniffing the other guys A$$.
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#47 | 19 days ago
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(Edited by Irish22)
janet011685 wrote:
Oh I'm well aware of the way of the ninja.

Stupid double post!!

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#48 | 19 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
Oh I'm well aware of the way of the ninja.

No wonder someone ran over the ninja...he deserved it!
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#49 | 19 days ago

 Irish22 wrote:
At first I didn't notice the glass or straw, and I thought why is that guy sniffing the other guys A$$.
Same here, I figured he was just crouching down, getting ready for attack.

#50 | 19 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
obviously you are not aware of the skill of ninjas.. everyone knows it's impossible to run over a ninja
No its not:
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#51 | 19 days ago

 I_Bleed_Purple wrote:
No its not:

Tutorial Time:

Ninja:


Rice Rocket
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#52 | 9 days ago

 #10   BAD DECISIONS MAKE GOOD STORIES.......Wow is this ever true.  I made one about 6 months ago and it just recently bit me in the arse. Bad thing is, I didn't start it, someone else did and now I'm the "bad guy"....how the h*ll does that work....Lesson learned....be very careful who you choose to befriend.  
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#53 | 8 days ago

 You should re-start your mind for changes to take effect.

#54 | 8 days ago

 i cant think of any thoughts the now! need my lunch!
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#55 | 8 days ago

 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

i only open my mouth when i'm 100% sure that i'm right.
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