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What Do I Need To Know??
Hey guys. I am new here. In fact today is my first day. Anybody got any hints, advice or any info that could be useful for me?
A little about me. I love sports, especially college football. Roll Tide Roll!! I like my beer, and I am a smart a$$!!
Guide me to the ways of the FanIQ Elite!!!
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#1 | 652 days ago

  
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#1 | 652 days ago

#2 | 652 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
*you're



Someone was going to do it .......might as well be a teacher. laugh

I see you don't cheer for a hockey team. I'm probably already judging you. 

Welcome.mail
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#3 | 652 days ago

kteacher wrote:
*you're



Someone was going to do it .......might as well be a teacher. laugh

I see you don't cheer for a hockey team. I'm probably already judging you. 

Welcome.mail
Oh, but I do!!!! GO Penguins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4 | 652 days ago

Hmmm you are a Harvick fan, so, that's a thumbs up, buuut you think Nick Saban is a great coach (smh)......I'm reserving judgement at this time....Welcome to the Q!
#5 | 651 days ago

This may or may not be handy

Listen to the three wise men, Catus Jack, Jason and D**k head and they will keep you on the straight and narrow. The chicks here need to be reminded every once in a while where their place is (in the kitchen making sammiches) or they will throw out some old crazy sh*t  (the post above) or  try to get bossy (you'll figure out who that is soon enough).
 
Most of the people are good folks and its a nice place to hang out. Just remember this, if the person posting has a p*n*s you should probably listen, if they dont,  heed their blathering at your own risk, unless they are talking about sandwich making, the proper use of a vaccum or some other womanly duty.



Jen - Saban has won two of the last three NC and dude has 3 national titles over the last ten years (LSU and bama). The only guy that could come close is Stoops, but he keeps losing when he has a shot at all the marbles. (1-3)
#6 | 651 days ago

mojo wrote:
This may or may not be handy

Listen to the three wise men, Catus Jack, Jason and D**k head and they will keep you on the straight and narrow. The chicks here need to be reminded every once in a while where their place is (in the kitchen making sammiches) or they will throw out some old crazy sh*t  (the post above) or  try to get bossy (you'll figure out who that is soon enough).
 
Most of the people are good folks and its a nice place to hang out. Just remember this, if the person posting has a p*n*s you should probably listen, if they dont,  heed their blathering at your own risk, unless they are talking about sandwich making, the proper use of a vaccum or some other womanly duty.



Jen - Saban has won two of the last three NC and dude has 3 national titles over the last ten years (LSU and bama). The only guy that could come close is Stoops, but he keeps losing when he has a shot at all the marbles. (1-3)
Good Morning Mojo Dojo
#7 | 651 days ago

welcome to the Q and have fun
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#8 | 651 days ago
unopescatore (+)

don't be too conservative on here or talk about religion or the girls won't put out anymore.


Lets go Yanks!
#9 | 651 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
It's obvious.  That said, he can still change his stripes and become a good troll.  I always appreciate the good ones, but they are few and far between. 
#10 | 651 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
It's obvious.  That said, he can still change his stripes and become a good troll.  I always appreciate the good ones, but they are few and far between. 
You should give him some lessons. :D
#11 | 651 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
You should give him some lessons. :D
What's that supposed to mean? 
#12 | 651 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
What's that supposed to mean? 
Which part of the sentence is giving you trouble?
#13 | 651 days ago
unopescatore (+)

Oh.....Linda puts out on the second date....but in reality it's the first....just leave for a couple minutes (take a piss) then come back and it's considered a second date.  She's awesome!!!!
#14 | 651 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Good Morning Mojo Dojo
Good morning ms.jen.  29 days to the first preseason game.smiley
#15 | 651 days ago

mojo wrote:
Good morning ms.jen.  29 days to the first preseason game.smiley
Indeed! Go Skins!
#16 | 651 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Which part of the sentence is giving you trouble?
The part about giving lessons?  Are you hitting on me? 
#17 | 651 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
Nope!  No hints!  Be yourself and may God have mercy on your soul!  just look at my little avatar to the left....That, pretty much, sums it up!  







Oh yeah, and remember


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#18 | 651 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
Oh.....Linda puts out on the second date....but in reality it's the first....just leave for a couple minutes (take a piss) then come back and it's considered a second date.  She's awesome!!!!
JOE!!!!.. I swear to god I am going to knock that darn thing off your head!!!! ...AGH!!!!!
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#19 | 651 days ago

Welcome to Q BamaMan... You're the first new person I have ever seen put up a poll on day one.....You must be a part of the higher beings from above... and psst... DO NOT LISTEN TO unopescatore!!!!
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#20 | 651 days ago
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DallasFan55 wrote:
JOE!!!!.. I swear to god I am going to knock that darn thing off your head!!!! ...AGH!!!!!
which head? cheekydevil
#21 | 651 days ago

Don't take anyone seriously including yourself.


That was the tip I got my first few days in the Locker Room. (#Mooser)
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#22 | 651 days ago

kteacher wrote:
*you're



Someone was going to do it .......might as well be a teacher. laugh

I see you don't cheer for a hockey team. I'm probably already judging you. 

Welcome.mail
I was all over that!
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#23 | 651 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Don't take anyone seriously including yourself.


That was the tip I got my first few days in the Locker Room. (#Mooser)
This statement has many meanings newbie....Mention the all mighty (MOOSER) and you get the coveted THUMBS UP!!!!!  Now use that information to achieve FANIQ Superiority
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#24 | 651 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
which head? cheekydevil


Feeling Lucky?
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#25 | 651 days ago

learn to say............WISCONSIN BADGERS or CHICAGO CUBS...and youll be JUUUUUUUST FINE........lmao.........wink
#26 | 651 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
learn to say............WISCONSIN BADGERS or CHICAGO CUBS...and youll be JUUUUUUUST FINE........lmao.........wink
PFFFT...Wisconsin?    If he types LA Kings thats got to be at least 10 thumbs up
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#27 | 651 days ago

derms33 wrote:
PFFFT...Wisconsin?    If he types LA Kings thats got to be at least 10 thumbs up
OSU.....pfffffffft........WHAT A CLEAN PROGRAM WE RUN.............NOT......can you say CHEATERS..................
#28 | 651 days ago
unopescatore (+)

DallasFan55 wrote:


Feeling Lucky?
#29 | 651 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
LMAO......................your move LINDA......................LMAO..................laugh
#30 | 651 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
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#31 | 651 days ago

All caps suck.

Don't do it, please,  

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#32 | 651 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
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#33 | 651 days ago

People here can be snarky - don't take it personal...

Also, if you haven't read the site's Code of Conduct you might want to do so before posting much, just so you don't risk getting reprimanded by yours truly cheeky

If you need help with anything or have any questions, feel free to hit me up.
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#34 | 651 days ago

Oh and welcome!
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#35 | 651 days ago

derms33 wrote:
This statement has many meanings newbie....Mention the all mighty (MOOSER) and you get the coveted THUMBS UP!!!!!  Now use that information to achieve FANIQ Superiority
Very true. I also forgot to mention that the daily Filter Error poll is a good place to start since it's an open thread and you can get the vibe of how we basically interact. Lingo, peeps, inside jokes, who's who, etc. Have a take and don't suck.
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#36 | 651 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
#37 | 651 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
The part about giving lessons?  Are you hitting on me? 
Ha! Your my catnip this week.....
#38 | 651 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Don't take anyone seriously including yourself.


That was the tip I got my first few days in the Locker Room. (#Mooser)
Are you sure that it wasn't Nader? *winks* *kittie.gif*

Welcome new guy!!
#39 | 651 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
JenX63 wrote:
Ha! Your my catnip this week.....
this week?!?!   (lol)  laugh
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#40 | 651 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Ha! Your my catnip this week.....
I'm your huckleberry.
#41 | 651 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'm your huckleberry.
Dingleberry??



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#42 | 651 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Dingleberry??



That picture is so old, my Grandma thought it was new. 
#43 | 651 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
That picture is so old, my Grandma thought it was new. 
Is your grandma a hipster?
#44 | 651 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
OSU.....pfffffffft........WHAT A CLEAN PROGRAM WE RUN.............NOT......can you say CHEATERS..................
I wasn't knocking Wisconsin and yeah getting tats for autographs still doesn't seem dirty to anyone...Cheaters?  I dunno.  Wasn't Montee Ball arrested a couple months back?  I guess Wisconsin is all thugs then.  Didn't Michael Bennett get arrested recently too....OOOOOHOOOH I see a pattern.  Wisconsin creates criminals.   See thats the petty stuff that means nothing.  OSU will still repeatedly beat Wisconsin at nearly every sport.  And I would never say anything about a school's product, especially since OSU has created such fine citizens as Maurice Clarett and Art Schlichter.   But this really had nothing to do with anything.  Carry on
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#45 | 651 days ago

all you need to know is this.  "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME"   thank you and good night
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#46 | 651 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Are you sure that it wasn't Nader? *winks* *kittie.gif*

Welcome new guy!!
No his advice had something to do with his mother and his cats. Oh and being careful about revealing ones ankles, dressing like Kenne and Barbie dolls. #IransCoCAintNoJoke

(FYI: You're dirty-whoooo-er infidel profile pic would probably get one of your hands cut off *wink *sparklykittybeingputtodeath.gif)
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#47 | 651 days ago

derms33 wrote:
I wasn't knocking Wisconsin and yeah getting tats for autographs still doesn't seem dirty to anyone...Cheaters?  I dunno.  Wasn't Montee Ball arrested a couple months back?  I guess Wisconsin is all thugs then.  Didn't Michael Bennett get arrested recently too....OOOOOHOOOH I see a pattern.  Wisconsin creates criminals.   See thats the petty stuff that means nothing.  OSU will still repeatedly beat Wisconsin at nearly every sport.  And I would never say anything about a school's product, especially since OSU has created such fine citizens as Maurice Clarett and Art Schlichter.   But this really had nothing to do with anything.  Carry on
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#48 | 651 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
[Gives her creepy old man kiss, square on the lips]

"Laurel, we're looking for the #1 thing that is never big enough in the Buckeye State..."



#SURVEYSAYS!!!!
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#49 | 651 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
[Gives her creepy old man kiss, square on the lips]

"Laurel, we're looking for the #1 thing that is never big enough in the Buckeye State..."



#SURVEYSAYS!!!!
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#50 | 651 days ago

derms33 wrote:
PFFFT...Wisconsin?    If he types LA Kings thats got to be at least 10 thumbs up
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#51 | 651 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
No his advice had something to do with his mother and his cats. Oh and being careful about revealing ones ankles, dressing like Kenne and Barbie dolls. #IransCoCAintNoJoke

(FYI: You're dirty-whoooo-er infidel profile pic would probably get one of your hands cut off *wink *sparklykittybeingputtodeath.gif)
LMAO @ his mother and his cats!

Who you calling a dirty whooooo-er infidel?

You Hang in there *wink*
#52 | 651 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Don't take anyone seriously including yourself.


That was the tip I got my first few days in the Locker Room. (#Mooser)
+1000 on that first line.

When it comes to politics, don't listen to fools.    (Same thing applies to arguing with fools.)

(Unless they're Odd, then it's OK.  For some reasons the Odd ones are highly sagacious.)


And Welcome.
#53 | 650 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Please.  We have black guys too.  frown
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#54 | 650 days ago

kteacher wrote:
not you Teach....if you type Kings you get 22...
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#55 | 650 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
LMAO @ his mother and his cats!

Who you calling a dirty whooooo-er infidel?

You Hang in there *wink*
Typo *your... lol, i was just quoting the morality police code of conduct. (Law and Order: Whore Infidel Unit is very popular)
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#56 | 650 days ago

Oh yeah Bamafan...another sure fire way to win the hearts and thumbs of many...don't tell anyone you are a male and have a hott a$$ chick as your pic...actually scratch that, any chick will doyes
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#57 | 650 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Typo *your... lol, i was just quoting the morality police code of conduct. (Law and Order: Whore Infidel Unit is very popular)
I watch it often! LOL
#58 | 607 days ago

kteacher wrote:
*you're



Someone was going to do it .......might as well be a teacher. laugh

I see you don't cheer for a hockey team. I'm probably already judging you. 

Welcome.mail
He wouldn't know what to do about hockey since it's a game on ice, and the only ice he likes is in his beer., lmao
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#59 | 607 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Hmmm you are a Harvick fan, so, that's a thumbs up, buuut you think Nick Saban is a great coach (smh)......I'm reserving judgement at this time....Welcome to the Q!
Ask the Dolphins how great Saban is.  
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#60 | 607 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
which head? cheekydevil
since you only have one, that should be pretty obvious, right? lol
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#61 | 607 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Don't take anyone seriously including yourself.


That was the tip I got my first few days in the Locker Room. (#Mooser)
Yeah, what he said.
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#62 | 607 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
learn to say............WISCONSIN BADGERS or CHICAGO CUBS...and youll be JUUUUUUUST FINE........lmao.........wink
Just make sure when you do, you have the word SUCKS behind it the same way I do, lmao
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#63 | 607 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
OSU.....pfffffffft........WHAT A CLEAN PROGRAM WE RUN.............NOT......can you say CHEATERS..................
graduates from OSU are lucky if they can SPELL cheaters
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#64 | 607 days ago

unopescatore wrote:
damn, didn't know they made them in the extra-small so it'll fit a cockroach size.

Must really be your lucky day. ;) wink
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#65 | 607 days ago

DallasFan55 wrote:
don't tease me with the over usage of that word please, Linda, lol
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#66 | 607 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
uh, jswol, this picture is as blank as the World Series championships banner the Cubs have been holding onto for the past 104, I mean 105 years now.
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#67 | 607 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Are you sure that it wasn't Nader? *winks* *kittie.gif*

Welcome new guy!!
hey Cali
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#68 | 607 days ago

derms33 wrote:
Please.  We have black guys too.  frown
you better hope Ashley doesn't see that comment, or you will catch Hell

And I don't mean
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#69 | 607 days ago
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anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
damn, didn't know they made them in the extra-small so it'll fit a cockroach size.

Must really be your lucky day. ;) wink
it don't matter how big it is...just that ya use it bromeo. cheeky

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