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What's your favorite Arrested Development quote?

I miss this show. Please keep me entertained with some of your favorite quotes from this special comedy series. You can do an all-time favorite, one for each character, etc., I don't care. I just want you to bring the funny.

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#10 \| 66 days ago sports_schmorts (+)	Scott Senay wrote: Arrested Development movie!!!!! +6 That would be great and all, but I would rather have the show back on.
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#1 \| 67 days ago TheChad81578 (+)	+4 I'll start with my favorite GOB quote: Gob: And if I'm going to be staying here — Lucille: Staying here? What, did that Mexican throw you out? Gob: She's not "that Mexican," Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Anyway, it's over. Lucille: You've got three days. Gob: Hey ... if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay here. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#2 \| 67 days ago sports_schmorts (+)	+3 Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
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#3 \| 67 days ago sports_schmorts (+)	+3 Gob: You know, I sort of thought my contribution could be a magic show. Michael: Oh, that's perfect, Gob. Gob: Thank you. Michael: Or, wait a minute. I just remembered something — Dad's retiring, not turning six
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#4 \| 67 days ago sports_schmorts (+)	+3 Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it. Lindsay: Ah, that's funny. Because I was going to say, you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Lucille: Mine was better.
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#5 \| 67 days ago sports_schmorts (+)	+3 I really can't stop, and now I want to watch it.. sonovabi..
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#6 \| 67 days ago derms33 (+)	+4 Lucille: I'm giving the company to Buster. Michael: Buster? You're giving the company to a guy who thought the blue on the map was land? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#7 \| 67 days ago pogoowner (+)	(Edited by pogoowner) +3 Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going. Tobias Funke: Yes, that's fine, but I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. I did give you my last $1, 100. Carl Weathers: Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going. Tobias Funke: [pause] I think I'd like my money back. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#8 \| 67 days ago theshrewdone (+)	+3 Isn't the whole series just a series of hilarious and entertaining quotes? Another great show that most America was too busy watching jucky "reality shows" to pay attention to and it got canceled. Fags. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#9 \| 66 days ago Scott Senay (+)	Arrested Development movie!!!!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#10 \| 66 days ago sports_schmorts (+)	Scott Senay wrote: Arrested Development movie!!!!! +6 That would be great and all, but I would rather have the show back on.
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#11 \| 66 days ago TheChad81578 (+)	+3 My favorite Michael quote: Michael: Is it just me, or does this rape room have the same floor plan as our kitchen? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#12 \| 66 days ago TheChad81578 (+)	+2 Favorite Barry quote. Man, Henry Winkler was so good on this show! Barry Zuckerkorn: Do you want to read it? Michael: No, it is thick. Why don't we just take it? Barry Zuckerkorn: I could kiss you on the nuts. Michael: Yeah, well -- what? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#13 \| 66 days ago MattTito23 (+)	+3 Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to... Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that. Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Tobias Fünke: It's out of context. Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks. Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard. [chuckles] Enter the poll to see my answer
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#14 \| 66 days ago MattTito23 (+)	+3 Gob: I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper Enter the poll to see my answer
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#15 \| 66 days ago bigslacker (+)	+1 Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
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#16 \| 66 days ago kizzlep (+)	+1 I'm a failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper...classic Enter the poll to see my answer
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#17 \| 66 days ago TheChad81578 (+)	+2 My favorite Maeby scene: Maeby: Wait, you get to miss school for that? Narrator: And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the ‘T’ on it? Michael: That’s a cross. Maeby: Across from where? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#18 \| 62 days ago ML31 (+)	+1 I heard Tobias was a "never-nude".
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#19 \| 27 days ago DeeRigga (+)	+1 Dayum!! The show? I thought you were talking about the Rap Group..."Tennessee"...Got me all twisted there...
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#20 \| 26 days ago r_surdam (+)	+1 Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Mae 'Maebe' Funke: You and I are so different. It's like we're not even related. [she leaves] George Michael Bluth: That would be amazing. Also, when Michael (the father) and Maebe were singing "Afternoon Delight" Seriously . . . anytime I think of how screwed up my family is, I pop in Arrested Development and my world is at ease once again. Enter the poll to see my answer
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