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Sarah Spain Has A Solution To The Cubs' Postseason Problems: Nail Steve Bartman

Who Does Sarah Spain Have To Screw Around Here To Get The Cubs A World Series Ring?

Pat | 10/10/08107

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Sarah Spain Has A Solution To The Cubs' Postseason Problems: Nail Steve Bartman Photo

Once again, the Cubbies have assumed their role as the lovable losers. While some fans are frustrated and depressed, one fan is taking initiative, and trying a new strategy to help break the Cubs' century-long futility streak.

Sarah Spain is basically Chicago's Jenn Sterger, except a little more talented, and she's actually pretty funny. She has a history of doing pretty much anything sports-related for attention (or free stuff), including auctioning herself off as a date for free Super Bowl tickets. She has reported on spring training for the Cubs, has appeared in several newspapers, and has even starred in some... ummm... quality movies. She posts some entertaining videos here, and here is the most recent one for your viewing enjoyment, in which she sings about her plan to reverse the Cubs' century long curse of ineptitude:

There's really no telling whether or not her plan will work, but I'm sure Bartman has no complaints. This is probably the only opportunity he has had to get any since... well... 2003.

Sarah Spain Has A Solution To The Cubs' Postseason Problems: Nail Steve Bartman Photo

If you want to see more of Sarah, check out her myspace page. Or her website, where you can visit her website for pics, videos, her resume, and even an option to contact her.

As a fun departure note, you can also check out this great video of a guy taking a kick in the balls for White Sox tickets. This is an excellent idea, and I think I'm going to go into the Bronx with a similar offer for Yankees tickets. This chick is priceless.

Sarah Spain is F***ing Steve Bartman [Home Run Derby]

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| Closed on 11/10/08 at 12:00AM
FanIQ Pts? No | MLB, Chicago Cubs | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

54 Fans
46%	a. the billy goat
19%	b. Steve Bartman
35%	c. Sarah Spain

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#14 \| 56 days ago tpowell25 (+)	RenegadeLG wrote: Well irbe lists her name as Madison, so she wasn't sticking to the story too well. Or assumed nobody could use google. But if you click on the picture she clearly represents herself as such. Who knows, FanIQ is a world of confused androgdenoustic middle-aged men with avatars of 18 year old girls in bikinis, so I guess she was just playing her version. +13 If I had any idea what androgdenoustic meant, I would be offended. Sarah Spain
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#1 \| 56 days ago EdSpeshel (+)	+8 Nice pic Christi... you're super HOT!! Sarah Spain
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#2 \| 56 days ago hskrdave (+)	+1 finally another pic of christi...almost as good as the original.... Sarah Spain
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#3 \| 56 days ago ChristiSunshine (+)	EdSpeshel wrote: Nice pic Christi... you're super HOT!! +6 Thanks, Jason. It must be the genetics. Sarah Spain
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#4 \| 56 days ago tpowell25 (+)	(Edited by tpowell25) Works now. Sarah Spain
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#5 \| 56 days ago hskrdave (+)	+6 she almost makes me want to be a cub fan...almost.... i'll have to look for another reason to make the cubs #2 Sarah Spain
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#6 \| 56 days ago RenegadeLG (+)	+3 So was irbe38 just pretending to be this woman or does FanIQ have a psuedo-celebrity on board?
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#7 \| 56 days ago Raven73 (+)	+5 OMG!!! She looks just like, well, dang it!!! Sarah Spain
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#8 \| 56 days ago Raven73 (+)	RenegadeLG wrote: So was irbe38 just pretending to be this woman or does FanIQ have a psuedo-celebrity on board? +5 ding ding ding!!! And the winner is... Sarah Spain
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#9 \| 56 days ago RenegadeLG (+)	(Edited by RenegadeLG) Raven73 wrote: ding ding ding!!! And the winner is... +6 That's a tad psychotic, especially when you go into the comments of the picture on her profile. When people commented on the assets of whoever this really is, she said "Hey now, watch it, I have a family!" LOL. Is 'she' even female? Such drama takes place on the Q!
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#10 \| 56 days ago RenegadeLG (+)	(Edited by RenegadeLG) +11 lol, when I first saw her picture on the front page I thought Jess brought her member interviews back. Then I saw Pat wrote it and realized a sucker MC just got served. Pat '08.
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#11 \| 56 days ago Raven73 (+)	+6 The plane has landed... Sarah Spain
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#12 \| 56 days ago 100%InjuryRate (+)	RenegadeLG wrote: So was irbe38 just pretending to be this woman or does FanIQ have a psuedo-celebrity on board? +7 Well I was always aware that irbe38 was using Spain's picture, but i don't think irbe38 is Spain. In fact, I'd bet my life on it.
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