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Would you rather 7-20 (Edited 07/14/08 04:31PM by cbreezylvr)

Have breast implants made of Jell-O

or

That stress ball material

| Closed on 07/25/08 at 12:00AM
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39 Fans 
59%a. Jell-O
41%b. Stress ball material

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#2 | 47 days ago

(Edited by theshrewdone)
+7 thumbs upJell-O...that way it will break down and dissolve into my superb masculine chest...okay, okay...at least it would dissolve...and probably go to the same place the beer does when it dissolves
Jell-O  
  
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#1 | 47 days ago

i sure as hell wouldnt want breast implants cause im a guy but sinced u asked.
Jell-O  
#2 | 47 days ago

(Edited by theshrewdone)
+7 thumbs upJell-O...that way it will break down and dissolve into my superb masculine chest...okay, okay...at least it would dissolve...and probably go to the same place the beer does when it dissolves
Jell-O  
#3 | 47 days ago

+1 thumbs upI don't want them either.  But if I were choosing for someone else, I'd go with stress-ball material.  While it may not jiggle as much as Jell-O, it's added firmness would, I think,  hold up better over time.
Stress ball material  
#4 | 47 days ago

theshrewdone wrote:
Jell-O...that way it will break down and dissolve into my superb masculine chest...okay, okay...at least it would dissolve...and probably go to the same place the beer does when it dissolves
+1 thumbs upi just picked jell-o because i love to eat it. yummmmmmmmm
Jell-O  
#5 | 47 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
I don't want them either.  But if I were choosing for someone else, I'd go with stress-ball material.  While it may not jiggle as much as Jell-O, it's added firmness would, I think,  hold up better over time.
+2 thumbs upwow dude u have really put some thought into this havent u? ha
Jell-O  
#6 | 47 days ago

jtm25 wrote:
i just picked jell-o because i love to eat it. yummmmmmmmm
+1 thumbs upand clearly I love to drink beer.
Jell-O  
#7 | 47 days ago

theshrewdone wrote:
and clearly I love to drink beer.

i cant blame u for that, ur just a normal american

Jell-O  
#8 | 47 days ago

um i picked which i thought was least hazardous if they leaked....
Jell-O  
#9 | 47 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
um i picked which i thought was least hazardous if they leaked....
and if they did leak then u just eat it. its a perfect plan ur happy either way
Jell-O  
#10 | 47 days ago

jtm25 wrote:
and if they did leak then u just eat it. its a perfect plan ur happy either way
+1 thumbs upwell if they leak they are on the inside...sooo....
Jell-O  
#11 | 47 days ago

then take a pen and poke them and suck the jell-o out. sounds delicous to me, but it might look a little weird
Jell-O  
#12 | 47 days ago
Helen (+)

bouncy bouncy

Stress ball material  
#13 | 47 days ago

+1 thumbs upRegardless, I'd probably play with them all the time
Jell-O  
#14 | 47 days ago

Helen wrote:

bouncy bouncy

Me likey bouncy, me likey bouncy!!
Stress ball material  
#15 | 47 days ago

+2 thumbs upThink of how relaxed you would be all the time.  Get cut off in traffic... squeeze your stressball... boss tells you to work the weekend... squeeze your stressball. 
Stress ball material  
#16 | 47 days ago

PeacefulDave wrote:
I don't want them either.  But if I were choosing for someone else, I'd go with stress-ball material.  While it may not jiggle as much as Jell-O, it's added firmness would, I think,  hold up better over time.
That's how I answered, as if they were for someone else. I think stressballs are useful as they are, but if they came as implants, I may become the most relaxed guy ever.
Stress ball material  
#17 | 46 days ago

+2 thumbs upI would have to say Jello 100%. Dated a chick who had implants, they were not all that great too hard for my liking. Boobies are supposed to be soft, plus the hooker told me if I broke them I bought em........ AL LA Natural
Jell-O  
#18 | 45 days ago

Mmmm, bouncy AND delicious.
Jell-O  
#19 | 45 days ago

How do you mean 'have'?

Jell-O  
#20 | 45 days ago

 thank god he gave me a set i do not need anymore help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  but if i had too i go with jell-oooooo wow babe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all i going to say

Jell-O  
#21 | 45 days ago

EdSpeshel wrote:
Think of how relaxed you would be all the time.  Get cut off in traffic... squeeze your stressball... boss tells you to work the weekend... squeeze your stressball. 
+1 thumbs upShe said implants for your breasts, not your balls.
Jell-O  
#22 | 45 days ago

lil_red_dev wrote:
She said implants for your breasts, not your balls.
+6 thumbs upThey would have to be for my breasts... my wife has my balls.
Stress ball material  
#23 | 45 days ago
Helen (+)

EdSpeshel wrote:
They would have to be for my breasts... my wife has my balls.
THAT is the funniest thing I have ever read on here!  Thanks Jason, I needed a good belly laugh!  LOL LOL LOL
Stress ball material  

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