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Yo Mama Is So Ugly..... (Edited 05/16/08 07:57AM by Michael G)

I posted this poll awhile back and it was a hilarious..I figure we could all use a good laugh so tell the"Q"..what's the funniest "Yo Mama" joke

| Closed on 05/17/08 at 08:00PM
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75%	a. This Yo Mama Joke
25%	b. That Yo Mama Joke

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#11 \| 49 days ago tpowell25 (+)	+14 Yo momma is so fat, after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham. This Yo Mama Joke
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#1 \| 49 days ago Michael G (+)	+4 Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. This Yo Mama Joke
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#2 \| 49 days ago SOS (+)	+4 Yo is so ugly that when yo was born the doctor slaped your mama
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#3 \| 49 days ago LaFreniere (+)	+3 Yo Mama is so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder... This Yo Mama Joke
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#4 \| 49 days ago Dave (+)	+4 Yo Mama so fat her dress size is DAAAMMMNNNN This Yo Mama Joke
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#5 \| 49 days ago Indydave (+)	yo mama is so big-- everytime she sits down, a new postal zipcode is made!!!! This Yo Mama Joke
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#6 \| 49 days ago Michael G (+)	+3 Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. This Yo Mama Joke
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#7 \| 49 days ago Spcham (+)	Yo momma's so old she farts dust.
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#8 \| 49 days ago derms33 (+)	(Edited by derms33) +6 Yo mama is soo poor she can't afford to pay attention Yo mama is soo poor she goes to KFC and has to lick other people's fingers Yo mama is soo dumb she sold her car for gas money This Yo Mama Joke
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#9 \| 49 days ago RunningDawg (+)	+9 Your Mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion Your Mama so fat when she dances the band skips Your Mama so fat she jumped ini the air and got stuck Your Mama so fat she uses the driveway as an ironing board Your Mama so fat her shadow weighes 5 pounds Your Mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Your Mama so fat you have to roll over twice just to get off her Your Mama so fat when she wearsa rain coat people start hollerin "TAXI" This Yo Mama Joke
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#10 \| 49 days ago RunningDawg (+)	+1 Your Mama so ugly she tried to join an ugly contest they said "No professionals" Your Mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn OFF the cameras Your Mama so ugly her Dad had to get her Mom drunk to breastfeed her Your Mama so ugly they filmed "Gorrillas in the mist" in her shower Your Mama so ugly Rice Krispies won't talk to her Your Mama so ugly she sits in the sand at the beach cats try and bury her This Yo Mama Joke
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#11 \| 49 days ago tpowell25 (+)	+14 Yo momma is so fat, after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham. This Yo Mama Joke
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#12 \| 49 days ago wachson (+)	+3 Yo mama so ugly kids dress up as her for Holloween This Yo Mama Joke
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#13 \| 49 days ago kizzlep (+)	+2 Yo mama is so stupid she brought an umbrella to "Purple RAin" Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter Yo mama is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get Baptised This Yo Mama Joke
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#14 \| 49 days ago Dave (+)	+1 Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around it is tomorrow. This Yo Mama Joke
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#15 \| 49 days ago Dave (+)	+5 Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop This Yo Mama Joke
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#16 \| 49 days ago Dave (+)	+3 Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator This Yo Mama Joke
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#17 \| 49 days ago Dave (+)	+4 Yo mama so fat that she fell in love and broke it This Yo Mama Joke
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#18 \| 49 days ago Dave (+)	+4 Yo mama so fat that she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose This Yo Mama Joke
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#19 \| 49 days ago Dave (+)	+4 Yo mama so fat she went to the beach and Greenpeace threw her back into the ocean This Yo Mama Joke
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#20 \| 49 days ago Dave (+)	+6 Yo mama is such a skank, she uses a mattress for a tampon This Yo Mama Joke
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#21 \| 49 days ago YankeeDudeL (+)	+2 Yo momma's so fat, sex is like surfing: slap her @$$ and ride the wave in. This Yo Mama Joke
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#22 \| 49 days ago YankeeDudeL (+)	(Edited by YankeeDudeL) +6 One of my all time favs: Yo momma's so hairy, when she goes to the park, bigfoot takes pictures of her! Yo momma's so poor, when I asked y she was kicking a can down the street, she told me she was moving. Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a glass door w/a peep hole. Yo momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the tape deck. Yo momma's so old, she got Moses' cell phone #. Yo momma's so old, she got a Jesus Starter jacket, w/ the Ten Commandments on the sleeves. This Yo Mama Joke
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#23 \| 49 days ago Michael (+)	+2 Your mamma SO fat, she casts a shadow at high noon! This Yo Mama Joke
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#24 \| 49 days ago primo (+)	+3 Yo mama so fat, she puts on a red dress and kids yell out, 'Hey Kool Aid!'
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#25 \| 49 days ago primo (+)	+2 Yo mama's stretch marks have highway rest stops
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#26 \| 49 days ago just_smile_12 (+)	(Edited by just_smile_12) Ok, me being the HOCKEY fan that I am.... this is a perfect place for this Amp Energy drink commercial..... that is all about "Your Mama so ugly......"... TOO FUNNY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0kymzcRpeE Gotta watch it! I tried to embed it, but it wouldn't do it.... This Yo Mama Joke
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#27 \| 49 days ago 242fast (+)	RunningDawg wrote: Your Mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion Your Mama so fat when she dances the band skips Your Mama so fat she jumped ini the air and got stuck Your Mama so fat she uses the driveway as an ironing board Your Mama so fat her shadow weighes 5 pounds Your Mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Your Mama so fat you have to roll over twice just to get off her Your Mama so fat when she wearsa rain coat people start hollerin "TAXI" Now that is a fat woman.
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#28 \| 49 days ago primo (+)	+1 Yo mama so fat, she can't go to Alaska in fear of being harpooned
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#29 \| 49 days ago whigjack (+)	Yo mam so fat that when she sitsaround the house, she sits AROUND the house!! Yo mama so ugly, that whe she was little, her father tied pork chops around her neck so the dogs would play with her!! Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, her mother said "honey look at out little treasure" and her father said " yeah lets bury it !!! That Yo Mama Joke
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#30 \| 49 days ago Michael G (+)	Dave wrote: Yo mama is such a skank, she uses a mattress for a tampon +1 Gnarly!! This Yo Mama Joke
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#31 \| 49 days ago ML31 (+)	... so ugly she can make a train take a dirt road. This Yo Mama Joke
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#32 \| 49 days ago primo (+)	Yo mama is so skinny that fat b**ch over there ate her http://roblogger.com/page/9" height="130" alt="Go to fullsize image" width="99" src="http://sp1.yt-thm-a04.yimg.com/image/25/m5/3143357863" />
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#33 \| 49 days ago TerikaHarifa (+)	+1 Nobody tell Ali this was resurrected. It took my like 3 months to catch her back and pass her in the funnies!!
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#34 \| 48 days ago kramer (+)	+2 Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she yawns people slow down. That Yo Mama Joke
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#35 \| 48 days ago cbreezylvr (+