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Your as old as dirt if......

Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machine s that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (OLive-6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16 Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19 Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

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#8 \| 26 days ago american_sherrybaby (+)	Old age is fifteen years older than I am. I got 13 Enter the poll to see my answer
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#1 \| 26 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	I got 22......im 48 years old and old as dirt.
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#2 \| 26 days ago Wordsmith (+)	#13 - You said Doody! I knew you could make this poll scatological Enter the poll to see my answer
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#3 \| 26 days ago ohwell1219 (+)	I got 14 I always hated those metal ice cube trays. I am 44 and don't care who knows. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#4 \| 26 days ago whiteeagle8868 (+)	guess we are younger then all you old farts lols we don't remember any of them just teasing .
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#5 \| 26 days ago CAPTAINSEAFOOD (+)	i got 24 never heard of blackjack chewing gum i was probably around but it wasnt in my area of oho,i am 63 and am old as dirt and i thank god every day for it ,god bless all my fellow iquers Enter the poll to see my answer
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#6 \| 26 days ago emilyp0527 (+)	(Edited by kantwistaye) Wordsmith wrote: #13 - You said Doody! I knew you could make this poll scatological packers are a piece of poop.
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#7 \| 26 days ago huskerfan_ia (+)	7 WTF is a Party Line? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#8 \| 26 days ago american_sherrybaby (+)	Old age is fifteen years older than I am. I got 13 Enter the poll to see my answer
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#9 \| 26 days ago ColtsChic09 (+)	Wordsmith wrote: #13 - You said Doody! I knew you could make this poll scatological Packers suck buttt!!!
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#10 \| 26 days ago bearcub1 (+)	Just call me dusty .
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#11 \| 26 days ago woody050681 (+)	Only got 2 and I didn't realize all you old people knew how to use a computer... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#12 \| 26 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	huskerfan_ia wrote: 7 WTF is a Party Line? I remember this from my grandmothers house. You shared a phone line with a nieghbor, if the nieghbor happened to be on the line you had to wait until they were off the line to make a call or get one. The funny thing is that you could listen to or join in on the conversation. Needless to say, my brother and i and a few of my male cousins always got our ass's beat for getting on the phone when the nieghbor was on the phone and listning and adding our 2 cents worth which was usually adding a cuss word or two.
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#13 \| 26 days ago JRSFLAME88 (+)	I got 8, but you have to remember where I live it takes a while for the new technology to make it this far south! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#14 \| 26 days ago HouTxFan (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: I remember this from my grandmothers house. You shared a phone line with a nieghbor, if the nieghbor happened to be on the line you had to wait until they were off the line to make a call or get one. The funny thing is that you could listen to or join in on the conversation. Needless to say, my brother and i and a few of my male cousins always got our ass's beat for getting on the phone when the nieghbor was on the phone and listning and adding our 2 cents worth which was usually adding a cuss word or two. You know, Bart, most of the 14 things I remembered were because of my grandmother's house, too. Just because we're 48 doesn't mean we're old...I think we just had old grannies! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#15 \| 26 days ago 18packabs (+)	Damn dude I am OLD....... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#16 \| 26 days ago AndiLee0388 (+)	It says don't tell your age..LOL..Little late for that, but thanks! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#17 \| 26 days ago AndiLee0388 (+)	ohwell1219 wrote: I got 14 I always hated those metal ice cube trays. I am 44 and don't care who knows. LOL..I used to love those wax lip things. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#18 \| 26 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	I liked the candy cigs...........I once got my fingers caught in my moms wash tub ringer, damn that hurt.
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#19 \| 26 days ago Toejam (+)	it has been a long time since i have scored 100% on a test....thanks.... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#20 \| 26 days ago vantiffin52 (+)	Well, chalk me up for 23, so I must be a fossil! I'm only 45.eerrr.rrr.......well, 46 in 6 days so, yeah, I classify for old fart status. Good times and don't regret any of it. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#21 \| 26 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	huskerfan_ia wrote: 7 WTF is a Party Line? I believe they refer to them as "pulling a train" these days
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#22 \| 26 days ago janet011685 (+)	I remember 5 of them. In fairness, I "remember" the metal ice trays because my grandmother had them in her basement freezer from decades ago! I actually still go to a diner that has little jukeboxes at each table, which is cool. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#23 \| 26 days ago Toejam (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: I remember this from my grandmothers house. You shared a phone line with a nieghbor, if the nieghbor happened to be on the line you had to wait until they were off the line to make a call or get one. The funny thing is that you could listen to or join in on the conversation. Needless to say, my brother and i and a few of my male cousins always got our ass's beat for getting on the phone when the nieghbor was on the phone and listning and adding our 2 cents worth which was usually adding a cuss word or two. we had a line like that in the city, out at the cottage in the country we were on a party line where everybody who was on the line had a different ring. One person might have 3 longs and a short, the next cottage might have 2 shorts.....it wouldn't take long for us kids to figure out who had what code and we could catch all the neighborhood gossip. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#24 \| 26 days ago wyldePHX (+)	I got 3. They still have a couple of Drive-in theatres where I live, and candy cigarettes and sugar water wax bottles were still around in the early 90's.
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#25 \| 26 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	Toejam wrote: we had a line like that in the city, out at the cottage in the country we were on a party line where everybody who was on the line had a different ring. One person might have 3 longs and a short, the next cottage might have 2 shorts.....it wouldn't take long for us kids to figure out who had what code and we could catch all the neighborhood gossip. Oh yea thats right. I forgot about the rings. My grandmothers was 2 short rings and the lady next door was 3 long rings.
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#26 \| 26 days ago NITEMARESTANG (+)	I REMEMBER 7 OF THEM... YOU ARE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL... AND TODAY I FEEL OLD, I RAKED THE YARD.
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#27 \| 26 days ago blondie45044 (+)	Thanks goodness my memory isn't what it used to be. Young woman here! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#28 \| 26 days ago LJHeath73 (+)	(Edited by LJHeath73) I remember 5... Candy cigarettes Wax bottles with colored sugar water 45's Drive-Ins Roller Skate keys The candy cigs were my favorite!! And does anyone realize that they dont call them candy cigarettes anymore? I believe they are now simply called candy sticks. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#29 \| 26 days ago BigBasin1977 (+)	I remember all 25 and could add some. Those old ringer washers hurt like hell if you got your finger in them. The wax soda pop bottles were great as were candy cigarette's. The metal ice trays sucked because your fingers would stick to them. Ice cold soda in bottles was the best. Howdy Doody was cheesy but hey we only had three channels back then on a black and white TV with a rabbit ear antenna. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#30 \| 26 days ago HouTxFan (+)	I just heard about the initial excitement from people waaaayyyyyyyyy older than me...of course, I don't personally remember the invention of any of these things...color TVs, VCRs, microwave ovens, and Polaroid cameras. And my first car stereo didn't have an 8-track player in it either...I swear!!! <fingers crossed behind back> Enter the poll to see my answer
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#31 \| 26 days ago cubsgirl (+)	Crap! I'm older than dirt. Well thanks sweetie for pointing that out. Well it's ok we will ride off into the retiremant home together.
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#32 \| 26 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	BigBasin1977 wrote: I remember all 25 and could add some. Those old ringer washers hurt like hell if you got your finger in them. The wax soda pop bottles were great as were candy cigarette's. The metal ice trays sucked because your fingers would stick to them. Ice cold soda in bottles was the best. Howdy Doody was cheesy but hey we only had three channels back then on a black and white TV with a rabbit ear antenna. I did get my fingers caught in the ringer. And yep the 3 channel system sucked.
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#33 \| 26 days ago icfeet (+)	I know all 25...but only REMEMBER 23. I grew up (and still live) at the NJ Shore....60 miles from NY, 60 miles from Atlantic City and 60 from Philly. We got CABLE TV in about 1970, which took us from 5 NYC Channels all the way up to 12 CHANNELS!!! We got the Philly channels, too. I think it cost my parents about $8/month....but we had a picture WITHOUT snow....and Dad didn't have to go up on the roof to adjust the antenna. I'm 46 now.....it seems like a LONG time ago... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#34 \| 26 days ago mongoose409 (+)	I got 13. How about those early microwaves that weighed about 200 pounds and drained the whole street of power just to heat up a cup of coffee? Or clock radios with the numbers painted on little rollers?
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#35 \| 26 days ago HouTxFan (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: I got 22......im 48 years old and old as dirt. Cubsgirl...just curious...have you thought about getting the extended warranty plan on him? After all, he is 48 years old and old as dirt. Hey......maybe all us Lady Qers could go in on that as a wedding gift for you?!?!? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#36 \| 26 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	I remember all 25, my fingers getting stuck to the metal ice trays that was after we traded in the ice box for an electric one. Remember the ice man delivering ice and the milkman the milk in glass bottles. Going to the store and getting black jack and wax bottles and candy cigs. a little later we got a tv and boy was Howdy Doody our favorite. My first skates had a key. My first record i bought was a 33 1/3 record and the rest were 45's, my daughter still has most of them. Had a phone from the time i was seven and the first one you had to wind the thing and the operator said "number Please". Oh yes as a teen we had at least 6 or 7 families on our line, but by then it was the rotary kind. Fun times at the drive-ins and diners with the mini juke boxes on the tables. I have washed clothes on the wringer type washer and hung my clothes outside. I remember helping my grandma wash in a big black wash pot outside over a fire and scrub board. The very best of times. mimeograph paper in high school. I was honored with the privilege of running of work assignments and test for teachers. Loved the smell of the ink. Pop in a machine was cold and very good, not weakened down like it is today. My dad would take me to the movies on Sat. afternoon for the matinee, westerns usually and oh yes there were news reels. Studerbakers, Packers and Hudsons They were back when you could tell the difference between the makes. We got all kinds of goodies with green stamps. Even in washing powders was always a dishtowel or washcloth or glass. Of course i PF Flyers for gym. Hi Fi's came along after i was married. pea shooters and cork pop guns and butch wax were for the boys, and you made a picture inside with your Brownie you had to put a blue flash bulb on it. Christmas always smelled so good. We would put up our real cedar tree about 2 weeks before Christmas and with 5 kids some body was always peeling an orange or tangerine Mmmmmm I am getting homesick now, i will quit. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#37 \| 26 days ago IowaHusker (+)	I remember 11, I have a ways to go...I hope! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#38 \| 25 days ago bubas38 (+)	well i remember most of them but BMCannon your older than me right hehe
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#39 \| 25 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	Rotary telephones BLEW my niece and nephew's minds. (I have one for poops and giggles.) I felt like my grandma. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#40 \| 25 days ago TheGregg (+)	(Edited by TheGregg) definitely getting old lol. I actually have 45's lol and I know Johnny Rocket's have tableside jukeboxes. Ill throw this one in I work with young people that have no idea what Im talking about when I mention 8-tracks... yikes Enter the poll to see my answer
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#41 \| 25 days ago burnet44 (+)	american_sherrybaby wrote: Old age is fifteen years older than I am. I got 13 no way I have Moses cell phone number Enter the poll to see my answer
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#42 \| 25 days ago xtra_ill (+)	I put 11 at first but went back and looked at them again and found that I remember 13 of those things and probably could remember more............................................... ...........if sigh I wasn't so old. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#43 \| 25 days ago mnstar1959 (+)	19 for me....miss that Black jack gum!........lol Enter the poll to see my answer
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#44 \| 25 days ago BigRedneckSwede (+)	Wow!! I remembered all 25 of them, but just keep in mind that your only old as dirt, is when you fart and dust comes out.
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#45 \| 25 days ago ApopCane (+)	I got 13 as well.
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#46 \| 25 days ago AudiThree (+)	american_sherrybaby wrote: Old age is fifteen years older than I am. I got 13 I'm almost there, I don't think I'm in old age yet!! It's a state of mind. All it means is that everything is changing faster than we remember! I remembered 14. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#47 \| 25 days ago chisoxfan84 (+)	I'm afraid I remember them all! Every last one, and my dad had 2 Studebakers' Enter the poll to see my answer
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#48 \| 25 days ago missvangogh (+)	Hey, I can give any 28 year old a run for their money.lol Enter the poll to see my answer
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#49 \| 25 days ago american_sherrybaby (+)	AudiThree wrote: I'm almost there, I don't think I'm in old age yet!! It's a state of mind. All it means is that everything is changing faster than we remember! I remembered 14. Growing old is mandatory; Growing up is optional. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#50 \| 25 days ago AngelicRoxie (+)	chisoxfan84 wrote: I'm afraid I remember them all! Every last one, and my dad had 2 Studebakers' I always told you that you were OLD!!!! ZIP IT
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#51 \| 25 days ago SuperStar123 (+)	I GOT A 25, BUT LET ME TELL YOU, IT SURE WAS FUN!!!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#52 \| 25 days ago SuperStar123 (+)	(Edited by SuperStar123) Enter the poll to see my answer
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#53 \| 25 days ago SuperStar123 (+)	CAPTAINSEAFOOD wrote: i got 24 never heard of blackjack chewing gum i was probably around but it wasnt in my area of oho,i am 63 and am old as dirt and i thank god every day for it ,god bless all my fellow iquers IT SURE WAS IN OHIO, YOU JUST MISSED IT. I'M 60 AND IT WAS OUT WHEN WE WERE REAL YOUNG! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#54 \| 24 days ago BigRedneckSwede (+)
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#55 \| 15 days ago mryrosie (+)	CAPTAINSEAFOOD wrote: i got 24 never heard of blackjack chewing gum i was probably around but it wasnt in my area of oho,i am 63 and am old as dirt and i thank god every day for it ,god bless all my fellow iquers you missed out on some great chewing gum lol............it is still around now and again here in Boston.......tastes like black licorice Enter the poll to see my answer

#56 \| 15 days ago mnstar1959 (+)	mryrosie wrote: you missed out on some great chewing gum lol............it is still around now and again here in Boston.......tastes like black licorice Almost worth going to Boston.... Enter the poll to see my answer

#57 \| 14 days ago mryrosie (+)	mnstar1959 wrote: Almost worth going to Boston.... another oldie chewing gum is Teaberry............saw it today in store............the taste is not something that can even be described Enter the poll to see my answer

#58 \| 14 days ago mnstar1959 (+)	(Edited by mnstar1959) mryrosie wrote: another oldie chewing gum is Teaberry............saw it today in store............the taste is not something that can even be described Never liked that one...lol Enter the poll to see my answer