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How to impress the opposite sex
Perhaps I have too much time on my hands How to impress the opposite sex Photo
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Relationships | Closes 10 days | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
Question 1: How to impress a woman:
compliment her
kiss her
love her
tease her
protect her
listen to her
support her
all of the above

Question 2: How 2 impress a man:
Show up naked
bring beer
all of the above

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#2 | 21 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

(Edited by Wordsmith)
Learn how to work their "buttons"

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#1 | 21 days ago

You forgot one thing in question 2.  Bring chicken wings!
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#2 | 21 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

(Edited by Wordsmith)
Learn how to work their "buttons"

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#3 | 21 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
You forgot one thing in question 2.  Bring chicken wings!
Your right!
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#4 | 21 days ago

Souplantation...with FREE dessert coupon.
#5 | 21 days ago

#1) you've got to
hold her
squeeze her
never leave her
now get to her
got got got to try a little tenderness
yeah yeah
lord have mercy now
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#6 | 21 days ago

Sometimes you can impress somebody by having knowledge in one of their interests. Sometimes it requires being sneaky about it and doing a study-up before talking with them.
#7 | 21 days ago
LFCRedStarSerb (+)

I am impressed!!!
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#8 | 21 days ago

Remember to shake the can first! Not the booty!
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#9 | 21 days ago

Thanks been wondering how to get out of the kitchen! 
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#10 | 21 days ago

THINK WITH THE RIGHT HEAD! LOL
#11 | 21 days ago

you can make it simple by the words of that country song know when to hold them and know when to fold thim,,,,,,,,,,you tried to hard and they will shut the shell down so hard that you will have no second chance to impress them.........................................
        

#12 | 21 days ago
rileyjames47 (+)

It is a scientifically proven fact that women have many more neural connectors between their limbic brain and the prefrontal cortex than men do. The prefrontal cortex is commonly called the thinking brain. It is the area of the brain that causes us to think critically about our lives, to figure things out, follow through, per-severe, control our impulses, learn from our experiences, ex-press our emotions, and create empathy for those who are less fortunate. What this means is that women are emotionally wired to think about how they feel in a way that men aren't. Because men are not wired this way, they don't tend to be as bothered by their emotions. With women, being emotional happens automatically whether they want to be or not.

 Seems like a wiring problem to me so when I get tired of male B.S. I just cut the wire and reroute it.




#13 | 21 days ago

You can't lose with broken bones and scars. Oh wait, I've never broken a bone and have no scars. Dang.
#14 | 20 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
You forgot one thing in question 2.  Bring chicken wings!
Flame, you're quite the catch aren't you!?
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#15 | 20 days ago

That says it all.
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#16 | 20 days ago

Looks like a lot of work.
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#17 | 20 days ago

YOU CANT IMPRESS A WOMAN, SHE ELECT YOU MY FRIEND OR NOT ,AND A MAN ,YOU CAN DO THAT WHITH ALL, BUT NOTWHITH YOUR BRAINS, HE MUST BE AFRAID ,BETTER DANCING THE DIRTY DANCE FOR HE.-   







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#18 | 20 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
#1) you've got to
hold her
squeeze her
never leave her
now get to her
got got got to try a little tenderness
yeah yeah
lord have mercy now
Great one by 3 dog night!!
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#19 | 20 days ago

hang out with your wang out.
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#20 | 20 days ago

Lmao, well yep that about sums it up. Bring beer and be naked (good wing thing though Gina)  And also saying to him yes dear I don't care if you watch every sporting event on t.v. I will be here waiting and ready when they are over. Just let me know when you need another beer.
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#21 | 20 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
You forgot one thing in question 2.  Bring chicken wings!
well...if you're offering...

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#22 | 20 days ago

have a big big wallet filled with lots of SHOPPING MONEY ,and a big,big......................ahem,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,CHECKING ACCOUNT, LOL. what did you think i  was gonna say ???      
#23 | 20 days ago

To number two should also be:

"only talk to him during commercials" ...
#24 | 20 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
i like to shake a tailfeather
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#25 | 20 days ago

sosa wrote:
have a big big wallet filled with lots of SHOPPING MONEY ,and a big,big......................ahem,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,CHECKING ACCOUNT, LOL. what did you think i  was gonna say ???      
c*ck
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#26 | 20 days ago

Really? lol, are you sure about that?
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#27 | 20 days ago

18packabs wrote:
hang out with your wang out.

uh, yeah..... way to impress the women, Ed! LMAO!

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#28 | 20 days ago

 women will always think of us as mentally inferior so why fight sometihng that's not going to change, and if  they do change,, how long will their attention last!!!!!
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#29 | 20 days ago

KitNKaboodle wrote:
To number two should also be:

"only talk to him during commercials" ...
No no, if you really love him you set the DVR so he can just skip through the commercials and never has to talk!
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#30 | 20 days ago

Can a poll get any easier than that? 
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#31 | 20 days ago

Can a poll get any easier than that? 
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#32 | 20 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
#1) you've got to
hold her
squeeze her
never leave her
now get to her
got got got to try a little tenderness
yeah yeah
lord have mercy now
I thought Donkey told Shreck that???
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#33 | 20 days ago

18packabs wrote:
hang out with your wang out.
LOL..... It said "IMPRESS".... not "DEPRESS" Ed!
#34 | 20 days ago

KitNKaboodle wrote:
To number two should also be:

"only talk to him during commercials" ...
LMAO!
#35 | 20 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
No no, if you really love him you set the DVR so he can just skip through the commercials and never has to talk!
LMAO!
#36 | 20 days ago

I'm male. Single. Available. Call me :)
#37 | 20 days ago
SuperStar123 (+)

 HEY, FOR WOMEN, I LIST ALL OF THEM, HOWEVER I THINK LISTENING & SUPPORTING ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT. 

FOR MEN, I DIDN'T ANSWER, BECAUSE I DON'T DRINK, AND SHOWING UP NAKED SURE WOULDN'T MAKE YOU RESPECT YOU!


#38 | 20 days ago

Im female. Single. Available. Phone is off the hook.

#39 | 20 days ago

just follow your heart
#40 | 20 days ago

IF HE LOVES HE WILL RESPECT YOU.
BUT MOST DUDES ARE LAME
AND JUST DONT GET IT  
IF YOU NOTICE ONLY 8%
 UNDERSTAND HOW TO LISTEN
THE REST PLAYED IT SAFE
AND SAID ALL THE ABOVE
DUH ! DUH!  L O L :O) 

LOVE AND RESPECT   = WISDOM
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#41 | 20 days ago

How to impress a woman???

Hell, be yourself and don't get too drunk...how easy can it be...
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#42 | 19 days ago

LJHeath73 wrote:

uh, yeah..... way to impress the women, Ed! LMAO!

no, no, he's right, that'll work to impress them.... but it won't work to keep them around. 
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#43 | 19 days ago

well i heard "a way to a mans heart is through his stomach"......bring lots of food....
#44 | 19 days ago

streetballer123 wrote:
I'm male. Single. Available. Call me :)
LOL..and jail bait!
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#45 | 19 days ago
TVO (+)

It would be easier to split an atom with a plastic spoon than to know the answer to this one.....
#46 | 19 days ago

just be yourself and go with the flow!
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#47 | 17 days ago

 Confidence, success, and an attractive appearance.
#48 | 16 days ago
myrna_ventura (Myrna) profile photo

Just be yourself,  be confident ,  positive thinking,   good personality traits.
#49 | 15 days ago

men will b impressd only if u show up naked or better, strip in front of em...........it srsly turns em on.........lol! =P
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#50 | 15 days ago

best o' luck wid dat!!!!!
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#51 | 15 days ago

Being a great kisser is a great start.  If you know how to kiss then you know how to do other things. 

And if you dont, I am willing to teach you.  (Only Men Apply)

#52 | 15 days ago

mojorisin188 wrote:

Being a great kisser is a great start.  If you know how to kiss then you know how to do other things. 

And if you dont, I am willing to teach you.  (Only Men Apply)

 Ok can I see a picture of you first instead of a cartoon
#53 | 12 days ago

mojorisin188 wrote:

Being a great kisser is a great start.  If you know how to kiss then you know how to do other things. 

And if you dont, I am willing to teach you.  (Only Men Apply)

kimmie darling,,,,,,,,
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#54 | 10 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
You forgot one thing in question 2.  Bring chicken wings!
And Pizza!
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#55 | 10 days ago

I've always found to impress a woman just be yourself, make her laugh when appropriate and, be a man!

I'm impressed with any woman who can put up with me!
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#56 | 8 days ago

#57 | 8 days ago
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streetballer123 wrote:
I'm male. Single. Available. Call me :)
What's your mobile number?  you forget to post it
#58 | 8 days ago

sahitya_murali wrote:
men will b impressd only if u show up naked or better, strip in front of em...........it srsly turns em on.........lol! =P
not necessary to open your body,but for expression u can attract
#59 | 8 days ago

Wordsmith wrote:
Learn how to work their "buttons"

Id stay away from the red buttons, cause if there red that could be a bad sign LOL
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#60 | 8 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
#1) you've got to
hold her
squeeze her
never leave her
now get to her
got got got to try a little tenderness
yeah yeah
lord have mercy now
SING IT LOUD AND CLEAR MY FRIEND
#61 | 8 days ago

AND.............the bottom line?  viva la difference............
#62 | 8 days ago

LMAO you make really laugh, thats a good one

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#63 | 7 days ago

Presents  lots and lots of Presents!!!
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#64 | 7 days ago

men are easy
but women like us that way
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#65 | 7 days ago

mikemor62 wrote:
Presents  lots and lots of Presents!!!
Be yourself and  as for presents, I would just wonder what you had done! 
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#66 | 7 days ago

jmcr wrote:
well i heard "a way to a mans heart is through his stomach"......bring lots of food....
ok
#67 | 3 days ago

KitNKaboodle wrote:
To number two should also be:

"only talk to him during commercials" ...
You REALLY understand men.

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