My coffee maker isn't making coffee, it's just pissing me off. 
Looks like I made burgers when I rolled in last night.  Kitchens trashed.
My phone is missing. 
I tried some hot tea, and when I put my coffee creamer in it. it curdled.  Looks like vomit.


Going back to bed. 

My coffee maker isn't making coffee, it's just pissing me off. 
Looks like I made burgers when I rolled in last night.  Kitchens trashed.
My phone is missing. 
I tried some hot tea, and when I put my coffee creamer in it. it curdled.  Looks like vomit.


Going back to bed. 

Holy crap, woman!   Must of been one hell of a night you had?!?

Heading over to a friends today for some pool time and a BBQ!  Supposed to be 87 here today and 97 tomorrow 

Holy Sweat Hogs!

Nothing planned for Sunday or Monday.

Have a fun weekend, everyone and BE SAFE!

    

Holy crap, woman!   Must of been one hell of a night you had?!?

Heading over to a friends today for some pool time and a BBQ!  Supposed to be 87 here today and 97 tomorrow 

Holy Sweat Hogs!

Nothing planned for Sunday or Monday.

Have a fun weekend, everyone and BE SAFE!

    

Grilling is NOT one of my superpowers ( I should have my man card pulled just for saying that!!) but something tells me that everything would taste better with someone like that doing ALL the cooking!

I wish someone like that would be BBQ-ing!  But, it will be my friend Steve doing all the grilling!

I guess one could only dream!  lol

Morning.

Are you going to play xbox with me?

Afternoon.

I can do that.
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Crazy, you need a LIVE membership... and I guess the most important reason is for online play with others... and there's other stuff. Just do it.

YOU NEVER PLAY WITH ME...I ASK AND ASK AND ASK LIKE A GO**AMN BROKEN RECORD AND YOU ALWAYS TURN ME DOWN. 

Are we yelling? I just said I will, not my fault your timing is awful... but I have no sports left, so it should be easier now. But don't yell at me...ease into it.


Oh, did you not like my pic? Is she too much for you? Did you click on the pic? Answer ME! Lol

IM DONE EASING...IM JUST SLAMMING IT IN AT THIS POINT.

My coffee maker isn't making coffee, it's just pissing me off. 
Looks like I made burgers when I rolled in last night.  Kitchens trashed.
My phone is missing. 
I tried some hot tea, and when I put my coffee creamer in it. it curdled.  Looks like vomit.


Going back to bed. 

I can do that.
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I like...



Crazy, you need a LIVE membership... and I guess the most important reason is for online play with others... and there's other stuff. Just do it.

Holy crap, woman!   Must of been one hell of a night you had?!?

Heading over to a friends today for some pool time and a BBQ!  Supposed to be 87 here today and 97 tomorrow 

Holy Sweat Hogs!

Nothing planned for Sunday or Monday.

Have a fun weekend, everyone and BE SAFE!

    

YOU NEVER PLAY WITH ME...I ASK AND ASK AND ASK LIKE A GO**AMN BROKEN RECORD AND YOU ALWAYS TURN ME DOWN. 

i think if it was me i'd forget going back to bed and head outside to suck on the exhaust pipe and let that peppy 4 cylinder purr all my troubles away.......

are you yelling at her?

(edited) you could always play with yourself?  just sayin!

It's so darn hot here in Delhi, so hot that I'm typing this half naked.

Friday was awesome we drank and then we drank and then we drank again.

Saturday was chores day ended up working along the plumber installing new connections to the main pipeline.

I don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow, all plans are in a limbo right now.

Enjoy this weekend.

DAAAAAAMMMM, Mary sweet mother of Jesus, nothing like a  woman with hips, mmm m mmm mm.

half of bottom half and half of the top half
2 halves of halves make a full half

My 3 day weekend is officially over.  Putting in a new ceiling here.  Hope I get some free food.
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Hola Q'Lets

I think I'm technically supposed to be on a 3-day weekend but I had so much going on yesterday that I'm not going to take it. My husband and daughter are home though, so there's that. We might grill...or I should say he might. I don't grill...I'm better at baking and roasting and such.

I hear Chris Collinsworth isn't on the new Madden game. Can someone confirm or deny this rumor? It has significant bearing on whether or not I will be making the purchase.

Ash - are we gonna do another Prison Break marathon or am I on my own now? I've put a hold on watching the rest of them because I didn't want to continue without you if we're doing the whole series together.

8 DAYS!!

Went to Benihana last night with some guys Trev works with - it was so much fun. I always love that place but our chef was top notch last night - tricks and jokes and just awesome all around. And my daughter was also on point last night with her sassiness. (It's my word) - one example - the guy who was sitting at the other end of the table with his girlfriend left before we finally got up to go, and Kiernan noticed the mess he left. She said "don't feel so bad mom - he made a bigger mess than you do with chopsticks...and he was using a FORK" 

.....

Together! :)


P.s. I also have been waiting on confirmation for the new madden. I thought I read that somewhere but can't be certain.

Yay!

I made those stuffed baby peppers today with fat free cream cheese, minced garlic, black pepper, and a dash of onion powder.  Delish. 

Yay!

I made those stuffed baby peppers today with fat free cream cheese, minced garlic, black pepper, and a dash of onion powder.  Delish. 

Man, I'm jealous. When would you like to start?

I had bacon wrapped filet mignon tonight. Thus, I had a better night than you.

Together! :)


P.s. I also have been waiting on confirmation for the new madden. I thought I read that somewhere but can't be certain.

It's Simms and Nantz on the new Madden. They'll not only be the voices, but you'll look at them too.

Good morning. I'm chilling, watching the Monaco Grand Prix, and wishing I could be bitching about the traffic to get to IMS.

Current beverage: Water. It won't stay that way.

so there i am watching the indy 500 telecast.   just after the gun salute to fallen vets and while taps is being played,  the classless *SSHOLES  at Indy decide its appropriate for a race car to make its way onto the track in a tribute to Damn Weldon.  although i believe he should be remembered in that way do you really have to do this during taps???? 

The Kevin:

Pack pork, lots and lots of pork.  http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/miami-police-shoot-kill-naked-man-who-was-2377343.html

Jess might want to get out of Florida before I get there, since she is a non bacon lover. She just might be the first sacrafice. 

Yesterday, was great, drank from 10 AM till well after 2 AM. We smoked different kind of meats, a 8 lb pork belly, a 14 lb brisket, 10 lbs of hamburgers, 20 lbs of chicken wings. We went through at least 5, 30 packs of beer, 3 bottles of vodka, 1 bottle of whiskey, 1 bottle of Tequilla. I sure hope Florida knows how to party, otherwise this might be a boring adventure. The best part is that I didn't have to clean any of it up. I am a meat smoking master, I didn't know that till yesterday, but I f**king rock at anything involving food.

It's Simms and Nantz on the new Madden. They'll not only be the voices, but you'll look at them too.

I've been to four Indy 500's. There are always incredibly respectful of service members. I bet anything TV made them do it that way. For the record though, I didn't have a problem with it. I don't see how it couldn't have been Taps for both the fallen service members and Dan.

Jess might want to get out of Florida before I get there, since she is a non bacon lover. She just might be the first sacrafice. 

Yesterday, was great, drank from 10 AM till well after 2 AM. We smoked different kind of meats, a 8 lb pork belly, a 14 lb brisket, 10 lbs of hamburgers, 20 lbs of chicken wings. We went through at least 5, 30 packs of beer, 3 bottles of vodka, 1 bottle of whiskey, 1 bottle of Tequilla. I sure hope Florida knows how to party, otherwise this might be a boring adventure. The best part is that I didn't have to clean any of it up. I am a meat smoking master, I didn't know that till yesterday, but I f**king rock at anything involving food.

The Garden State vs. The Golden State
Tan vs. Tan (well....more orange vs. tan)

 But anyways.....................................................Go KINGS!!!

Happy Memorial day everyone.    


I have not stopped this weekend, bbq at my nieces house Sat night, I had a Sunday champagne brunch, (never again!) and today the pool gets cleaned and put up.  I'm tired, and want to do nothing but sit on my ass. 

Happy Memorial day everyone.    


I have not stopped this weekend, bbq at my nieces house Sat night, I had a Sunday champagne brunch, (never again!) and today the pool gets cleaned and put up.  I'm tired, and want to do nothing but sit on my ass. 

Champagne brunch sounds FUN! Isn't doing nothing is what holiday weekends are all about?

They had a great time.  But, it was a lot of work for me.  After I got all the food cooked, I went outside smoked and drank the champagne. 

Yeah I guess champagne brunches should be relaxing!

This week will be a extremely emotional week for me. I have to say good bye to many friends and family. My niece graduates high school. My nephew has moved to Texas to start a career, my brother starts a 18 month sentence in prison. 

It was after they went home I cleaned the kitchen. Then finished off the champagne and watched the marathon criminal minds, yep I watched Shemar Moore for about 10 hours. 





And Hi Dennis. 

How dare you.


(Now I'm rooting for the Devils.  Before I was up in the air because, honestly, I don't give a damn about hockey 99% of the time.  But GO DEVILS!)

I love this:



and this:


As I said on Facebook...Happy Memorial Day, and please let us not forget why we celebrate today. Thank you to all who have signed that blank check to the government and have fought and fallen for our freedom. 

The goat made it to Chicago and the Cubs finally decided to win. 

I would like to thank the fine folks at the History Channel for doing a Docudrama about my family. Yep dem Hatfields be my kin, my blood line is West Virgina hillbilly!

I dvr'ed it.  Unfortunately, I'm on the McCoy side of the line, being a Kentuckian and all. 

But there isn't anything a little pork belly can't fix right?

What did I type? lol I think I was quite nice. I've read the comments from both Kings and Devils fans and I think I was NICE for F**KS sake. 

You have a problem with NJ being called the "Garden State"? Is it the orange comment? lol One of the blonde Ice Girls for the Kings is orange. Some girls like that. I'm not judging. 

BUT FINE.....you root for the Devils. I hope Stoney keeps playing more and more and more hockey, baseball, and any other sport he wants.........leaving him too tired to do "other" things. Go Stoney playing lots of tiring sports!