This place is slower than Rosie O'Donnell running a marathon after spending four hours in a buffet. 

What.  The.  Fv*k?


Sup ladies and gents,

We're finally experiencing a cool down here in the Midwest, and by cool down, I mean it won't reach 90 today.  Good thing because I forgot to set my thermostat to have the AC on when I got home. 

So I'm at the gym last night doing curls in the squat rack when some 5'6 meathead tells me it's his turn.  Didn't ask when I'd be done, just told me he was up.  I couldn't believe it.  I politely informed him it would be his turn when I was finished.  He then went and got the manager and had him come over.  The manager told me the squad rack wasn't technically for curls and that I should do them elsewhere.  Out of nowhere some girl came to my defense and told the manager she witnessed the guy doing curls in the squat rack all the time.  As a result, I got to finish.  I guess the guy used to hit on her all the time and because of that, she thought he was a creep and disliked him.  The moral of my story is if you're a 5'6 hypocrite, make sure the women you creeped on aren't around when you try and be Billy Bad*ss. 

Cubs.........still suck. 

Going Greek for dinner tonight.  Whatchu people gonna have? 

Ive got my Acme Ginaclone First Alert System on today.  Lots of "strangers" around.  Anyone see that one Ginaclone with her boobs out?  Its too early in the morning to see that sh**. 

Ive got my Acme Ginaclone First Alert System on today.  Lots of "strangers" around.  Anyone see that one Ginaclone with her boobs out?  Its too early in the morning to see that sh**. 

aloha everybody!!!

It's becoming old hat, but the Rockies are finding new and different ways to lose every day.  It's actually quite impressive

I hate 10:30 hockey games.  Got home a little after one, finally got to sleep a little after 2, I'm fu**ing exhausted

Me thinks Lebron will finally get his ring tonight.  Any bets on what "injury" he "battles through" tonight to try and increase drama and plant himself in the annals of history?

Oh snap, Battle Royale is streaming on Netflix.. If you haven't seen it.. Do it.. Now.. Or some evening soon

Reason #2,489 why Bill Murray is the coolest MF'er ever

something on the grill....prod hot dogs and hamburgers....too freaken hot to use the kitchen.

Enjoy u're Greek dinner bro:
tossing the greek salad. Eating girl out while she has a yeast infection.

Guys go to "The Bare Necessities" poll and check out the last person to post.  Click on her pictures.   Then wish you hadn't. 

Guys go to "The Bare Necessities" poll and check out the last person to post.  Click on her pictures.   Then wish you hadn't. 

Enjoy the heatwave we endured for the last 4-5 days.  Imagine "tossing the greek salad" in that kind of heat. 

Guys go to "The Bare Necessities" poll and check out the last person to post.  Click on her pictures.   Then wish you hadn't. 

WTH???

What am I missing here? 

When did ugly 1984 Genna Davis join Faniq?

Poor girl mixed Golden Corral with her tequila.  Bet she'll be happy in the morning when she realized she dropped a few LBs. 

Right?!?!? 

Right?!?!? 

Im guessing to show off her boobs...to which i give her kudos...i mean...she has more balls than 99% of the chics on here...but people just have to know their limitations. 

The point is SHE AIN'T WEARING NO PANTS!!  Is that what's making her sick?  Its making me sick...ain't it making you sick?  Look, now we are all sick!

That is sick

Question - how does one go about deactivating their account? 

Do you think she is into horticulture? I could really use some help planting tulips?

Guys go to "The Bare Necessities" poll and check out the last person to post.  Click on her pictures.   Then wish you hadn't. 

Question - how does one go about deactivating their account? 

Question - how does one go about deactivating their account? 

Morning, Everybodee!

Nope.  Not moving on.  I'm here to stay, you can't tell me what to do.

Oops, gotta go.  It had nothing to do with you telling me what to do.  Honest.  I've got something to go and someplace to do.  It was already on my schedule.  In ink.   Like 3 weeks ago.

But I'll be back later to loiter as I please.

You quitting too?

Fool, my picture was in regards to the picture that JASON told us to look at......you don't see any boobs!  Just cleavage.

Hola amigos,

So this happened last night x5..as a resutl I'm still feeling tipsy right now. I have been drinking water since I woke up to avoid my midday hangover. We also played soem drinking games at the bar, looking back was probably not a good idea. I also did some drunk dialing and called a couple of people from the Q. I might have also taken some crazy pictures last night too...which have been deleted now.

I hope all you you are feeling better than me today! GO OKC!!

Hells no....quit isn't in my vocabulary (except for the Cubs this year - I quit them).  Just a little curious. 

And lol @ this gif....learn to share, Russell. 

Take two....



And wash it down with.....





And you will feel like....

I did the advil, I don't have pedialyte. I am stuck at work because the Wig called in sick, so I can't really leave. Thanks for the info though. Especially since my friends just texted me and want to do it again tonight. I feel like if I just have a drink all will be good. LOL!

Morning gorgeus!

I'm reading your posts and I see I haven't missed much, or did I? I'll figure it out myself. Let me check other polls to see what's happening and I'll come back...later. I ran out of coffee and sugar and I'm hyperventilating because of that, so if you excuse me...

Oh, I haven't thanked Jason for the menage, even when Mike fell asleep from the beginning and Kevin probably was cooking something baconicious in the between, it was so much fun. Thank you guys. Next time I demand a real menage, well, not a real, real one, I mean the three of you have to be in the poll. OK?


Catch up later. Behave.

Hugs&kisses.

I did the advil, I don't have pedialyte. I am stuck at work because the Wig called in sick, so I can't really leave. Thanks for the info though. Especially since my friends just texted me and want to do it again tonight. I feel like if I just have a drink all will be good. LOL!

Piggy Backing on that, have you seen this BOBBLEHEAD commericial with the NBA stars?

Benny the Bull on drums!  rotfl!

bobblehead

No problem.

I'll be waiting


I was eager to stay here for a while , but this slow thing is pulling my nerves out. I could easily go out, do my grocery shopping and my post would be uploading still when I got back.   

I better leave or I'll never get my coffee. See you later.

Definitely.  I highly recommend Pedialyte if you've never used it to cure a hangover.  Stuff is a Godsend. 

And if you're hungover tomorrow, you won't be alone.  I'm being forced to attend some wine tasting event tonight and the vino and I don't get along too well....not the next morning anyways. 

Waiting for a real menage? 

Feeling ill, just popped some Chinese type herb remedy from the Dr at work........my eyes feel funny already.

I hope the Boondock Saints show up at the Sandusky trial.

I did the advil, I don't have pedialyte. I am stuck at work because the Wig called in sick, so I can't really leave. Thanks for the info though. Especially since my friends just texted me and want to do it again tonight. I feel like if I just have a drink all will be good. LOL!

Feel better Laurel (oh, and when I first read that it was " i just pooped some Chinese type herb remedy, which gave me the giggles and a guilt thingy for laughing at your being sick...so I am sorry I laughed)



Q'rs, I wish I was an only child! I'm heading to the great state of Oregon. My Step-dad is not doing very well and 2 of the sisters 3 have made a clusterf^%$ of what should of been something so simple. The man is not my sperm donor, but god bless him he signed my birth certificate so I would'nt be  a bastard and he never treated me as if I wasn't his. Basically he's the only dad I know, I'm hoping I make it to see him one last time. I am on the verge on disowning sister 1, it's a wait an see kind of thing....have a great day all !

PEACE

ROB ZOMBIE to produce a movie about the Philadelphia Flyers "Broad Street Bullies".

He acquired the rights to the stories of the 1970's Championship teams and has full support from the Flyers organization!

This should be interesting!

2012 NHL AWARDS

Hart Trophy (MVP to his team voted by NHL Writers): Evgeni Malkin (PIT)

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP voted by NHLPA): Evgeni Malkin (PIT)

Vezina Trophy (Best Goalie): Henrik Lundqvist (NYR)  (I call BULLSH** - Quick should of won it)

Breakdown - Quick played in more game, had a better GAA and more Shutouts! The only other stat to look for is Save%, but they are pretty much identical!

	GP	GA	GAA	SA	SV	SV%	SO
LUNDQVIST	62	123	1.97	1753	1630	0.930	8
QUICK	69	133	1.95	1863	1730	0.929	10

Norris Trophy (Top Defenseman): Erik Karlsson (OTT)

Calder Trophy (Rookie of the Year): Gabriel Landeskog (COL)

Jack Adams Award (Coach of the Year): Ken Hitchcock (STL)

GM of the Year Award: Doug Armstrong (STL)

LOL...the Q style, yes.

I did the advil, I don't have pedialyte. I am stuck at work because the Wig called in sick, so I can't really leave. Thanks for the info though. Especially since my friends just texted me and want to do it again tonight. I feel like if I just have a drink all will be good. LOL!

SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!

Morning. 

I'm making my first visit to the beach today.

Last night, I watched the NHL Awards.............hmmm....so yeah. I love hockey but those awards are pretty lame. It was pretty badass to see all the celebrity Kings fans presenting (Colin Hanks, half my favorite gay couple from Modern Family, and Matthew Perry). I had a bit of a problem with Shane Doan getting that "leadership" award considering his "classy" move with Brown in the handshake line. Of course I think Quick should have gotten the Vezina, but Lundqvist is badass and a hotty pants so I'm good with that....plus I much rather Quickie have the MVP and the Stanley Cup.  I was a little piqued by Kopitar's 9th placing for the Selke Award.....really? Really? #eastcoastbias which will hopefully be put aside this coming year. ha OH...and Nickelback.....ugh. 

Anywhoo....I'm going to the beach. (for those who could care less about hockey...lol)

Have a lovely day. 

oh, I meant to ask.. Is anyone a member of Amazon Prime? If so, how do you like it, is it worth it, etc.
Thank you for your time

Like you could handle two nights in a row like I had last night?

ROB ZOMBIE to produce a movie about the Philadelphia Flyers "Broad Street Bullies".

He acquired the rights to the stories of the 1970's Championship teams and has full support from the Flyers organization!

This should be interesting!

2012 NHL AWARDS

Hart Trophy (MVP to his team voted by NHL Writers): Evgeni Malkin (PIT)

Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP voted by NHLPA): Evgeni Malkin (PIT)

Vezina Trophy (Best Goalie): Henrik Lundqvist (NYR)  (I call BULLSH** - Quick should of won it)

Breakdown - Quick played in more game, had a better GAA and more Shutouts! The only other stat to look for is Save%, but they are pretty much identical!

	GP	GA	GAA	SA	SV	SV%	SO
LUNDQVIST	62	123	1.97	1753	1630	0.930	8
QUICK	69	133	1.95	1863	1730	0.929	10

Norris Trophy (Top Defenseman): Erik Karlsson (OTT)

Calder Trophy (Rookie of the Year): Gabriel Landeskog (COL)

Jack Adams Award (Coach of the Year): Ken Hitchcock (STL)

GM of the Year Award: Doug Armstrong (STL)

if u still have those pics from last night, you could send them my way...I sware I'll destoy them upon receival.

1 - Jason, not every new user that joins is a Ginaclone...we are capable of bringing in new members. Also, with the Locker Room link being so prominent now, we're seeing more new faces come into the Locker Room, whether they be brand new or have been on the site for awhile and have just recently discovered it. 
2 - I totally forgot about the NHL awards last night. I feel shame. I'm ok with King Henrik winning the Vezina. Quick got the Conn Smythe, and that's cool with me. 
3 - I'm not a member of Amazon Prime, but I'm interested to see the answer to Stoney's question if anyone else is.
4 - No date yet on when I'm supposed to move. I'm getting antsy - I want to be there before August 10, because if I have to miss Hasselbeck coming back to Seattle for the preseason game against the Titans, I'm going to be sad.
5 - I'm in a funk.

Well..f**k.

See Jason... I told you Jess likes you.

Woman, I was on a 72 hour binge when I was in Dallas (2 weeks ago).  Anytime, anyplace! Would love to trow (Chicago accent) some back with you! 

I based my answer on your performance (the three of you), so

I only have one...and No!

You get the silent treatment.

She constantly yells at me!!!


...kicks rocks...

Phily sucks and so does Rob Zombie movies....perfect together.

oh, I meant to ask.. Is anyone a member of Amazon Prime? If so, how do you like it, is it worth it, etc.
Thank you for your time

Lord, you are a CRAB! Zombie is awesome as are his movies!

I had to ask ya know.

Phily sucks and so does Rob Zombie movies....perfect together.

She constantly yells at me!!!


...kicks rocks...

I tried the free trial and it was great, but I don't buy enough from Amazon to justify the cost. 

It was one 72 hour binge. And if I recall you blacked out. LOL!! I don't go out as much anymore, but now that summer is here, I probably will.

Aaaawww, come on. You were the only one that was there, so you are safe, i was talking in general. There, there

For the loooove of god! whats your point?

So did I and that's kind of what I thought as well.. I've been buying more stuff there lately, and I'm curious about the instant video (although it doesn't look like prime helps out a lot on movies you'd actually want to see). I might have to see how I can work this as a business expense

I agree with you on the Philly part!  Although, the 70's Flyer teams were pretty badass!

oh, I meant to ask.. Is anyone a member of Amazon Prime? If so, how do you like it, is it worth it, etc.
Thank you for your time

stop living in the past teach...the Kings winning the cup was so last week.

have fun at the beach....look out for tsunami debris

You know what pi$$es me off?  Its when an otherwise easy 9 goes and ruins her sh** by doing something stupid and not shaving her arm pits.    Nice a$$...nice tan...surgically enhanced breasts...no bra...tight short khaki shorts...nipple revealing purple tank top...awesome black curly hair...girl next door face...THEN BOOM...reaches for the door and out pops troll doll hair from under her arms.   How does that happen? 

mmmm-hhmmm!  I didn't black out like JSwolush does....I just didn't remember posting in here while I was drunk.  HA!

Why you gotta be sooo meany-pants?!?!  Sheeeeesh!     (lmao)

You know what pi$$es me off?  Its when an otherwise easy 9 goes and ruins her sh** by doing something stupid and not shaving her arm pits.    Nice a$$...nice tan...surgically enhanced breasts...no bra...tight short khaki shorts...nipple revealing purple tank top...awesome black curly hair...girl next door face...THEN BOOM...reaches for the door and out pops troll doll hair from under her arms.   How does that happen? 

mmmm-hhmmm!  I didn't black out like JSwolush does....I just didn't remember posting in here while I was drunk.  HA!

Why you gotta be sooo meany-pants?!?!  Sheeeeesh!     (lmao)

Get use to it. I plan on working the "Stanley Cup Champion Kings" into most of my posts. 



(see....what I did there......saw an opening and went for it. )

Are you saying we should make it illegal for fat women to wear daisy dukes? 

Guys go to "The Bare Necessities" poll and check out the last person to post.  Click on her pictures.   Then wish you hadn't. 

Does she have on DaisyDukes??? I CAN'T TELL!! I'm Sick...

Lets just all go there and leave comments...What can happen?

You know you want to "look at that girl with the daisy dukes on"

I dare you to PM her and ask.

I sent her a c*ck pic instead!

If she was wearing any!!

Oh my g.....

Getting sick again

Stop...let's quit alienating our users, please.

Well now im just f**king jealous.

If she was wearing any!!

Oh my g.....

Getting sick again

Why do you want one?

oh, I meant to ask.. Is anyone a member of Amazon Prime? If so, how do you like it, is it worth it, etc.
Thank you for your time

I DONT NOW, WHORE!

If you order a bunch of stuff, yes it's worth it to get the free shipping.  If you only order a couple things a year, it's a waste of $79.99

Here, I give you this as a peace offering....

I need a bottle of bourbon.  Problem is, I'm at school and that's kindof frowned upon here.  Is this really Kentucky?

The second thing I need is a trip to the shooting range with a picture of someone I work with.  I may not be able to handle a gun worth a crap.  However, I can guarantee she'll get one right between the eyes.  Or the legs.  Either shot would work.

Keep a flask in your pocket.

"If you don't blackout, then you didn't have a good time!"

- JSwol


Words to live by, Nicole! 


I had a light lunch in hopes of saving my appetite for dinner.....but I'm getting pretty damn hungry.  Make me wanna shout.....

You know what pi$$es me off?  Its when an otherwise easy 9 goes and ruins her sh** by doing something stupid and not shaving her arm pits.    Nice a$$...nice tan...surgically enhanced breasts...no bra...tight short khaki shorts...nipple revealing purple tank top...awesome black curly hair...girl next door face...THEN BOOM...reaches for the door and out pops troll doll hair from under her arms.   How does that happen? 

$80/YEAR?! Uh...I order a lot from Amazon, but there's no way I'd pay that. I don't need 2-day shipping THAT bad.

HAHA!   If you think that you need to blackout to have a good time, you may be Charlie Sheen!  Words to be cautious of, Joanne!









  

In my town, that means she is the dude, not the fem.

I feel great, hope I can sleep later.   Herbal medicine, 

it's FREE 2-day shipping.. I spent $12 on shipping alone last week..
hmmm that does seem like a nudge to the pro position

What's the matter with a little booze, blow, and hooker orgies? 

You Northbrookers sure are hypocritical.  It's ok for you to blaze the chron chron, but once I do a gator tail or two, you get back up on that high horse.  How is the air up there, Mr. Smee? 

Hey!  HEY!  Don't put me in that Northbrookers category!   I lived there for 5 yrs.  You Glenviewers always point the finger! It's as if you are pissed that you lived in a town reflective of viewing some dude named Glen!

The air "up here" is much cleaner than the air "down there" where you are bellied up.









Getting back on my High Horse!   Hi-HO SILVER.......AWAY!

  

No, man....you got it all wrong.  We view Glenda...we just say Glen for short because it makes her mad. 

I'm thinking this is an important reminder (excerpt from the Code of Conduct):

Any content depicting or promoting illegal activities will be deemed inappropriate and removed immediately. 

Such content and topics include, but are not limited to, illegal drug use, excessive violence, and sexual assault. For example, reporting that an athlete was caught with drugs is allowed. However, anything that mentions illegal drugs or illegal drug use in the context that would not be seen on Network Television is not allowed. Any polls or comments referencing your or other members’ illegal drug use will be removed. 

Guys go to "The Bare Necessities" poll and check out the last person to post.  Click on her pictures.   Then wish you hadn't. 

my bad     but I blame JSWOL for baiting me on that one!  F**ker! 

my bad     but I blame JSWOL for baiting me on that one!  F**ker! 

So you're saying you want me to work some magic and hook you two up, right?

Good day, bitches.

I had a free Amazon Prime trial when I got my Fire, but I didn't realize it until I only had 5 days left of it.    I'm almost tempted since I read a lot and being able to "borrow" books for free would be a nice perk.  Otherwise, though, it's not worth it for me since most of the ordering I do is either e-books or qualifies for the free super saver shipping thing.

It's approximately 137 degrees here.  It's June.  JUNE.  I might vomit.

I hate the pared-down version of the Q lately.  Bitches need to come back soon or ... or ... I'll say they have to come back soon again!  Yeah.  Take that.

That's all I can think to mention right now.  

No problem - and it's not just you - I think that it's become pretty lax in general lately, so I figured it was time for a reminder anyway. 

(And I assume you're calling jswol that in jest, as you are pals and we tease like that occasionally here)

FYI, calling him a F**ker could be construed as a personal attack. 

137?     It's only about 75 here.     I'd invite you over, but with that much of a difference in temp, I'm afraid you might freeze.

75 and overcast here. 

I'm gonna buy some after work. Wine gets me everytime too.

75 and overcast here. 

Holy s***, I'm writing this date down in history!  It was 92 and humid as hell here today.  It's rare that Pittsburgh is hot and sunny while LA is overcast and not even 80.

I'm thinking this is an important reminder (excerpt from the Code of Conduct):

Any content depicting or promoting illegal activities will be deemed inappropriate and removed immediately. 

Such content and topics include, but are not limited to, illegal drug use, excessive violence, and sexual assault. For example, reporting that an athlete was caught with drugs is allowed. However, anything that mentions illegal drugs or illegal drug use in the context that would not be seen on Network Television is not allowed. Any polls or comments referencing your or other members’ illegal drug use will be removed. 

Nick is gonna ruin it for all of us, huh?


Thanks, Nicole!  What the hell am I supposed to do all day now, actually work? 

or you can do what you do best?