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When Crap Goes Wrong!!
I am a newbee to the Q. I have no life!! And I when crap gets to crazy what do you do? Example, I met a girl she was cool at first then got bossy. I asked her why? She said I was more concerned with my friends then her! Duh!! I know my peeps!!! Then she said "you spend to much time at work" Its my company bi!ch< I own it!! I just get tired of the moaning and groaning. Guess I am venting!! But, when everything goes wrong what do you do?
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#1 | 633 days ago

Time to show her the door....
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#1 | 633 days ago

Time to show her the door....
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#2 | 633 days ago

I go to the internet and vent all my personal issues.
#3 | 632 days ago

two things come to mind "this too shall pass" and "next"
#4 | 632 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

I put on my little black dress, go out, have fun, and if it's really fun, have breakfast in the morning. smiley


So, how are your legs going to look in a little black dress? wink



Just remember next time, you don't need that type of woman. 
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#5 | 632 days ago

I just crank some tunes that fit my mood.  It usually works. 
#6 | 632 days ago

you're doing it right man. when all goes wrong, you bitch about it to someone. remember, though, if you're looking for sympathy to your mess, tell it to a chick. if you want a solution, tell it to a dude.
#7 | 632 days ago

I usually consult the three wise men like in training day: Julio, Morgan, Daniel's. Maybe get a baseball steak too.
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#8 | 632 days ago

Used to either go drive fast and blast some tunes or have a few beers. Now  I bitch at the wife and later we have anger sex, or vice versa and of course she's not looking for a solution just a vent. I have learned that over time.
#9 | 632 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
I put on my little black dress, go out, have fun, and if it's really fun, have breakfast in the morning. smiley


So, how are your legs going to look in a little black dress? wink



Just remember next time, you don't need that type of woman. 
show us show us!!!!!
#10 | 632 days ago

I drink til its right!
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#11 | 632 days ago

I always drink, and things aren't that bad, but that chick needs to bounce
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#12 | 632 days ago

My buddy owns a business and he says girls say the same thing to him, he doesn't sweat it though, having success is important the right female will follow and understand your commitments.
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#13 | 632 days ago

icfeet wrote:
Time to show her the door....
Thanks all!!! I told her to be gone before I got back from the bar!!! And she was!!! Aint heard a word from her all day!!!! ROLL TIDE!!!!
#14 | 631 days ago

BamaMan wrote:
Thanks all!!! I told her to be gone before I got back from the bar!!! And she was!!! Aint heard a word from her all day!!!! ROLL TIDE!!!!
Your gonna find that probably 80 % of females are Bi***es...DO NOT TOLERATE IT!!! Tell em if they can't deal to move on!
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#15 | 631 days ago

Duh...consult the Magic 8 Ball, dude! smiley
#16 | 630 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
I put on my little black dress, go out, have fun, and if it's really fun, have breakfast in the morning. smiley


So, how are your legs going to look in a little black dress? wink



Just remember next time, you don't need that type of woman. 
I bet his legs look just like the weightlifter with the chicken legs if he wore a short black dress, lmao.
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#17 | 630 days ago

DallasFan55 wrote:
Your gonna find that probably 80 % of females are Bi***es...DO NOT TOLERATE IT!!! Tell em if they can't deal to move on!
Even better yet, tell them this:

"You are probably about 95% being with me because I have my own business, make money, and want me to take care of you as if you are the 2nd coming of Cleopatra and a young Elizabeth Taylor combined, so if you want to be with me at all, deal with the fact that it is MY BUSINESS, which means it's MY REPUTATION, and MY ASS that is on the line every day. You, on the other hand, are a dime a million, and I can find a whole lot of women like you in any bar or strip club I go to and flash a little cash or my black diamond American Express card. So, if you don't like the fact I am at work trying to make enough money to support myself and the lucky woman I settle down with, don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you."

Then, as a parting gift, give her the two books by Steve Harvey for women on how to successfully build a relationship with the right man:

ACT LIKE A WOMAN, THINK LIKE A MAN
STRAIGHT TALK, NO CHASER

that way she can get a clue without having to go to Toys R Us to buy the board game on the game of love.
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#18 | 625 days ago

a very simple, easy to use response to all of her complaints has served me well.  when she tells you what she thinks use   "i don't give a sh*t"  and go take a nap.
or in the middle of one her b#tchy sessions... just raise your leg and fart. 
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#19 | 625 days ago

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Is she making you money?  indecision

Has she pleasured you immeasurably to the point you owe her an explanation about everything??  surprise

I know she ain't Yo Momma...Did you marry her? 

...IF YOU ANSWERED NO TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, IT'S OBVIOUS SHE WANTS YOU TO BOOT THAT ASS TO THA CURB
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