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- What's your favorite brand of shoes?

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? 

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? 

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? 
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#6 | 808 days ago

What's your favorite brand of shoes? tiddies

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me). Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? nah. i've gotten used to them sucking

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't  have dreams, she has movies

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? of natural causes when i'm too old to function. or from overfilling a tire at the gas station and having it explode my face off.

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto. Where are you going and why san francisco because no matter what time of the season it is when the astros travel there, the fans are wearing sweaters. and that blows my mind.  i just want to see that in person.
  
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#1 | 808 days ago

1,   Vans
2.   Not only no, HELL NO.   I love my sports teams, with their ever changing faces, but I don't owe them sh*t
3.   They still say those?
4.    slow torture
5.   Toronto, I want to drink some Bishops Finger Beer.
#2 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes?
I dont have one particular favorite.

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? 
Im lucky enough to have seen my college team win several times...so no. 

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.



- What do you think would be the worst way to die? 
Slow death by cancer.

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?
San Fran...ive never been to the Left Coast.
#3 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes?  Any that are inexpensive!

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title?  NO! I may miss something more important! 

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. "Yo Mama so fat that when she turned around they gave her a welcome back party! 

- What do you think would be the worst way to die?  Car crash..but any way besides natural causes is bad! 

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?  San Francisco..I'll go to Alcatraz and it seems nice and relaxing! 
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#4 | 808 days ago
unopescatore (+)

1. K-swiss
2. No...but I don't have that problem.
3.  I dunno....Yo Momma is so fat but I'd still bang her. indecision
4. Shark Attack
5. San Fran....the sea food & pot...just gotta stay away from the moho's
#5 | 808 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
1,   Vans
2.   Not only no, HELL NO.   I love my sports teams, with their ever changing faces, but I don't owe them sh*t
3.   They still say those?
4.    slow torture
5.   Toronto, I want to drink some Bishops Finger Beer.
Yo mama jokes are timeless FWIW.  There's even a show on MTV hosted by Ashton Kutcher dedicated to them. 
#6 | 808 days ago

What's your favorite brand of shoes? tiddies

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me). Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? nah. i've gotten used to them sucking

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't  have dreams, she has movies

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? of natural causes when i'm too old to function. or from overfilling a tire at the gas station and having it explode my face off.

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto. Where are you going and why san francisco because no matter what time of the season it is when the astros travel there, the fans are wearing sweaters. and that blows my mind.  i just want to see that in person.
#7 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes?
Nike Lunarglides 2 and Tom's (the perfect teach shoe)

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? 
Silly question and one I no longer have to ponder . ha ha. But for my answer on "What ifs?"....I'm pretty sure I did that in my almost 25 years as a Kings fan (emotional stress kills)
- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama's so fat she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies. 
- What do you think would be the worst way to die? 
alone
- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? 
Toronto................I want to see the Hockey Hall of Fame while wearing my Kings championship stuff and some other stuff.....but mainly that. 
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#8 | 808 days ago

1. My AHHHH-Dee-duhs
2. Sure. It's one of the crappy years near the end right? Those are gonna suck anyway.
3. This:

4. Cancer or something else slow, painful and drawn out. Like batch watching both seasons of "The Killing."
5. NYC, haven't been in a while and I like it there for short bursts. Lots of bars and clubs and friends and restaurants, etc.
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#9 | 808 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
- What's your favorite brand of shoes?
I dont have one particular favorite.

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? 
Im lucky enough to have seen my college team win several times...so no. 

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.



- What do you think would be the worst way to die? 
Slow death by cancer.

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?
San Fran...ive never been to the Left Coast.
damn beat me to it, but great minds insult alike. lmao
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#10 | 808 days ago

1...No Name
2...Depends what year
3...Sorry what`s a yo mama?
4...Listening to Justene Beaver records, sorry I meant CD`s ? or are they called something else now?
5...Let`s see, the Leafs suck so that eliminates that city. NYC, is that where Insync is from? I always wanted to see the Streets of San Francisco! indecision
#11 | 808 days ago



What's your favorite brand of shoes? I mostly buy Nike but no real favorite

Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title?  If its a year in the old age stage perhaphs

Give me your best "yo mama" joke.- Yo mamas so nasty she made right guard turn left

What do you think would be the worst way to die? Any disease that causes u to slowly fade

You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?  Toronto cause i have never been to Canada
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#12 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes? Anything cheap and comfortable.

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? No. I've seen all 4 of my teams win it all in my life. (it would be nice if the Bears did it again this year.)

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. Yo mama's so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? In my sleep

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? New York, because I've never been there.
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#13 | 808 days ago
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What's your favorite brand of shoes?  Gym - Nike / Dress - Cole Haan

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? No.

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. - Yo Mama's like a Bowling ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? Burned alive

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?  NYC - Never been there.
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#14 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes? Christian Louboutin (but I can't afford them) 2nd choice~Steve Madden

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title?  No

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. Yo mama is so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? Drowning

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? Toronto. I have been to SF and NY.
#15 | 808 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Yo mama jokes are timeless FWIW.  There's even a show on MTV hosted by Ashton Kutcher dedicated to them. 
People still watch MTV?  

Oh, Ashton Kutcher,,,,,,,,,,the Vince Vaugn of Not Funny.
#16 | 808 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
People still watch MTV?  

Oh, Ashton Kutcher,,,,,,,,,,the Vince Vaugn of Not Funny.
I watch reruns of "Yo Mama" on MTV2.  You jelly?

- What's your favorite brand of shoes? - Nike, specifically MJ's.

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? - Hell yes.  The party when the Cubs win the WS, and rest assured they will (in Theo we trust), is going to make any other title party look like child's play (especially the tiny little "Sox Day").  Hell, the city may experience it's third great fire.  

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. - Yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money. 

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? - Being buried alive.  F that noise. 

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? - SFO.  LOVE that city, especially Haigh-Ashbury area.  Though I love Toronto, it reminds me a lot of Chicago and is also close enough for me to drive to.  NYC is just one big overrated concrete jungle. 
#17 | 808 days ago

1. Converse 2. Nope 3. Yo mama so stupid, she put paper on the TV and called it paper view (pay per view) 4. Drowning 5. San Francisco, nothing like the West Coast!
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#18 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes?  For sexy/slutty shoes, I like Frederick's of Hollywood.  When it comes to sneaks, I prefer either Puma or New Balance.

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title?  I guess if I were a Cubs fan, it might be something to consider.  But for me, it's not THAT serious.

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.  Yo Mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

- What do you think would be the worst way to die?  Burning alive or drowning.  Umm, I'm gonna go with burning alive.

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?  San Francisco because I love the old Victorian architecture, I hear the weather is beautiful year-round, and of course, the gays.
#19 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes?  Don't have a favorite, but since I have to choose I'll say Nike, but my favorite shoes are my Vasque boots

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me). Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title?  Yes, if the Ducks win the National Championship I'll give up a year of my life.... the Seahawks got screwed by the refs and should have won one already by the way

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.  Your momma's p#$$y is sooo nasty I've seen 'em eat it on Fear Factor!!!

- What do you think would be the worst way to die?  DEATH BY ANAL!!!

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto. Where are you going and why?  Frisco, catch a Giants game and hit up Oaksterdam son!!
#20 | 808 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
- What's your favorite brand of shoes?
I dont have one particular favorite.

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? 
Im lucky enough to have seen my college team win several times...so no. 

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.



- What do you think would be the worst way to die? 
Slow death by cancer.

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?
San Fran...ive never been to the Left Coast.
It's called 'The BEST Coast', not the 'Left' Coast....
#21 | 808 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
damn beat me to it, but great minds insult alike. lmao
great minds? Not so much, lmao. wait till you read my "Yo Mama" joke.
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#22 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes? Don't have a favorite brand. Payless?

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? All my favorite teams have won a title in my lifetime (Mets, Yankees, Giants, Jets, Knicks, Rangers, Devils, Islanders, Notre Dame), so no, don't have to worry about that.

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. Yo mama's pus$y so nasty, it goes in as SUMMER'S EVE and comes out THE EVERGLADES (very black water)

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? any way other than via sex

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? NY--it's my birthplace, and no matter where I live, it's my home.
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#23 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes?
Nike

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? 
Cowboys, and I have given up a year EVERY YEAR since we haven't won

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? 
Tidal Wave / Tsunami

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?
Toronto...never been there
#24 | 808 days ago

NIKE
HELLLLLLLLLLLL YEA
NOTHING
in a FIRE
SAN FRAN...been there and its pretty cool
#25 | 808 days ago

What's your favorite brand of shoes? None. I don't consider brand when buying shoes

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? No, unless I get tipped off the world will end soon, then what the hell

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. Are we 12?

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? Toss up between ALS and Alzheimers

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? Toronto, since it's the only one I haven't been to yet.
#26 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes?  Adidas

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? Only College football.  But I've already seen 3 of those.  Go Big Red!!

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.  


- What do you think would be the worst way to die? Drowning

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?  Toronto for Hockey. 
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#27 | 808 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes? New Balance and Reebok.. Nuck Fike

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? That is the silliest question I have ever heard.  Of course the answer is yes

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. YO mama's so fat, she's putting herself at an extremely high risk of heart disease and diabetes

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? watching your parents f*ck

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? NYC so I can drop a load in times square.. J get ready for a night in the clink
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#28 | 808 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
- What's your favorite brand of shoes? New Balance and Reebok.. Nuck Fike

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? That is the silliest question I have ever heard.  Of course the answer is yes

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. YO mama's so fat, she's putting herself at an extremely high risk of heart disease and diabetes

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? watching your parents f*ck

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? NYC so I can drop a load in times square.. J get ready for a night in the clink
I use to feel that way about Nike.............till about 2 months ago when I stepped into my Lunar whatever's . They make my feet happy. 
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#29 | 807 days ago

What's your favorite brand of shoes?-Adidas

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title?-So since I have seen all my teams(except NAU) win  a championship, I would have to say no. Unless it would be NAU basketball winning the national championship. Which would be the biggest miracle since Jesus "raising" from the dead, so why not.

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke.-**** momma is so dumb that she f**ked his dad.

- What do you think would be the worst way to die?-without eating Bacon again in my life

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why?-NYC, just cause.
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#30 | 807 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes? Heelys - or DCs. Workout shoes, I used to like Nike, but their arches aren't high enough anymore. I just bought some really cute and comfy Asics though. 

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title? I feel like I already have...like Teach says - stress kills.

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. Yo mama so fat, when she went missing they had to rent a milk truck just to post her picture.

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? Tossup between drown and burn to death

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? Toronto - to see the NHL HOF and take a side trip to Niagara Falls
#31 | 807 days ago

I'm surprised at all the drowning answers for #4.  I've heard it's one of the most peaceful ways to go. 
#32 | 807 days ago

- What's your favorite brand of shoes? Knocking around- New Balance, Dress casual thing- Merrell

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title?  No way. I can handle the suffering and heartache of my teams tanking  if it meant having one more year with my daughters and g'babe.

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? Alone.

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? Been to NYC, and Toronto, so I'd go to San Francisco. I'd check out the sights, then rent a car and drive south to watch some good hockey, eat pizza, and walk on a fishing pier. Maybe even drive north to check out the Northwest coastline, maybe listen to  and jam with some uke music. Who knows.
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#33 | 807 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I'm surprised at all the drowning answers for #4.  I've heard it's one of the most peaceful ways to go. 
So you talk to the dead now too! You are amazing.
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#34 | 807 days ago

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JenX63 wrote:
So you talk to the dead now too! You are amazing.
People that have drowned and been resuscitated have spoken on the subject.  They say the initial struggle is scary, but once you realize it's over, the body sort of accepts its fate and becomes somewhat peaceful. 

It's actually a highly debated subject in the medical and scuba diving worlds.  Is it actually peaceful?  Who knows?  But the theory is definitely out there and stories of first hand accounts have been told. 
#35 | 807 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
People that have drowned and been resuscitated have spoken on the subject.  They say the initial struggle is scary, but once you realize it's over, the body sort of accepts its fate and becomes somewhat peaceful. 

It's actually a highly debated subject in the medical and scuba diving worlds.  Is it actually peaceful?  Who knows?  But the theory is definitely out there and stories of first hand accounts have been told. 
Speaking from personal experience, it was far from peaceful. Probably the worst pain I have ever felt .
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#36 | 807 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
- What's your favorite brand of shoes? Knocking around- New Balance, Dress casual thing- Merrell

- Say you've never seen one of your favorite teams win it all (ie the Cubs for me).  Would you give up a year of your life to see that team win a title?  No way. I can handle the suffering and heartache of my teams tanking  if it meant having one more year with my daughters and g'babe.

- Give me your best "yo mama" joke. Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

- What do you think would be the worst way to die? Alone.

- You've just won a free trip to one of these cities - NYC, San Francisco, or Toronto.  Where are you going and why? Been to NYC, and Toronto, so I'd go to San Francisco. I'd check out the sights, then rent a car and drive south to watch some good hockey, eat pizza, and walk on a fishing pier. Maybe even drive north to check out the Northwest coastline, maybe listen to  and jam with some uke music. Who knows.
seriously? You used Weird Al Yankovics lyric from "I'M FAT" for a "Yo Mama" Joke? need to be docked 100 points for unoriginality.
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