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Col. Mustard in the Billiard Room with the furry handcuffs
When news dropped that Jen Aniston got engaged to that dude (Who?), I immediately set the over / under on when he was going to cheat on her with a co-star at the Rio 2016 games. C'mon you know US Weekly already has the photoshop'd cover pic of them with the big rip down the middle saved on an art dept. server ready to go to press.

One thing led to another and me and some friends made an awesome game out of it Clue style. Thought I'd share and make it so your answers will be just like the board game with - roughly - the same number of possible outcomes. (I couldn't use the 6-6-9 answer options, but close enough.)

I'm debating making an actual game and selling it on Etsy.

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Tagged as:   Clue |  Jennifer Aniston |  Precogs
Question 1: The affair will happen
before the Sochi14 Winter Olympics
during Sochi14
after Sochi14
before the Rio16 Summer Olympics
during Rio16
some OTHER time

Question 2: He will have the affair
with Scarlett Johansson
with Minka Kelly
with Ashley Tisdale
with Cate Blanchett
with Cameron Diaz
with some OTHER actress

Question 3: The affair will occur when they are both
in a remake
in a reboot
in an action movie
in a romcom
in a sequel
in a prequel
in a period piece
in some OTHER genre

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#22 | 282 days ago

 I had to google him because I don't know that guy but I've seen that guy... and I'm writing in he's gonna have an affair with that skinny pasty boy from Twilight and Snow White.... kirsten? kristen stewart. That one.
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#1 | 282 days ago

 I wish I had one of those 3D printers so I could make a Lohan Jenga game with tiny bottles of wine and prescription drugs, smashed up spots cars, stolen jewelry, etc. to stack and pull out instead of tiny wooden blocks.
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#2 | 282 days ago

 That would have been disgraceful if you had put Lohan on the list of women to cheat with. And Minka Kelly is marrying Derek Jeter, so take her off the list.

Not your fantasy dream girl list, but the list above.
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#3 | 282 days ago

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anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
That would have been disgraceful if you had put Lohan on the list of women to cheat with. And Minka Kelly is marrying Derek Jeter, so take her off the list.

Not your fantasy dream girl list, but the list above.
I put Minka on there specifically for the OMG! Radar Online/TMZ/Entertainment Tonight/all over the internet, complete 'freak out' factor ... and like married movies stars never have affairs. Ha!
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#4 | 282 days ago

 Real answers:

1)c
2)a
3)d

Poor, poor Jen.
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#5 | 282 days ago

 2015 - with Vanessa Hudgens - filming the reboot of the Dark Knight Rises, called The Amazing Dark Knight Rises
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#6 | 282 days ago

Maybe Jen gets caught first !      3 Months from wedding Jen Jen is getting a lil testy and wondering wtf did i do marrying a D lister indecision wants a night out with the girls so they hit a rocking new night club and 3 bottles of bubbly later TMZ reporters catch a snap shot of her and Jim Carey making out falling into the limo.
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#7 | 282 days ago

 Who is she engaged to?  Timberlake? 
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#8 | 282 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
Who is she engaged to?  Timberlake? 
Some guy who wrote that thing who was in that other thing with her that nobody saw, but the trailer looked funny. You know.



That's a cut and paste from his IMDB page.
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#9 | 282 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
Some guy who wrote that thing who was in that other thing with her that nobody saw, but the trailer looked funny. You know.



That's a cut and paste from his IMDB page.
Sounds like an important fella.  They'll be divorced within a year. 
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#10 | 282 days ago

 Jen and her beau are going to live happily ever after......Newman and Woodward style. HA! 
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#11 | 282 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Jen and her beau are going to live happily ever after......Newman and Woodward style. HA! 
You mean Carson and Joanna...Joanna...Joanna style....(at least Johnny married a woman with the same name...this way, if he called out an ex-wife's name in the heat of passion he wouldn't get in trouble)
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#12 | 282 days ago

 Why does she always get cheated on? 

Maybe she should star in Fifty Shades of Grey.
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#13 | 282 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Jen and her beau are going to live happily ever after......Newman and Woodward style. HA! 
 this
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#14 | 282 days ago

 this must be how captainseafood feels all the time.
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#15 | 282 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
2015 - with Vanessa Hudgens - filming the reboot of the Dark Knight Rises, called The Amazing Dark Knight Rises
for some reason that sounds like an interracial porn title. LMAO
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#16 | 282 days ago

 jswol54 wrote:
Who is she engaged to?  Timberlake? 
no, that would be the woman I will get into a cheating magazine, Jessica Biel.
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#17 | 282 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Jen and her beau are going to live happily ever after......Newman and Woodward style. HA! 
no one does that these days.
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#18 | 282 days ago

 icfeet wrote:
You mean Carson and Joanna...Joanna...Joanna style....(at least Johnny married a woman with the same name...this way, if he called out an ex-wife's name in the heat of passion he wouldn't get in trouble)
I was doing that when I was dating my ex-wife (3 women, all named KIM). leave it to me to choose the wrong one.
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#19 | 282 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
2015 - with Vanessa Hudgens - filming the reboot of the Dark Knight Rises, called The Amazing Dark Knight Rises
Excellent call on Hudgens. "She probably has an Old English font 'Home Wrecker' w/roses tramp stamp." via my man Irv.

I'm gonna have to start conferring with the rest of La Q-sa Nostra before making weird polls instead of just flying off the handle like Sonny. They need to be well thought out.
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#20 | 282 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this must be how captainseafood feels all the time.
you got me in trouble for laughing out loud at that one, sexy.
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#21 | 282 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
Excellent call on Hudgens. "She probably has an Old English font 'Home Wrecker' w/roses tramp stamp." via my man Irv.

I'm gonna have to start conferring with the rest of La Q-sa Nostra before making weird polls instead of just flying off the handle like Sonny. They need to be well thought out.
it wouldn't hurt. lol.
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#22 | 282 days ago

 I had to google him because I don't know that guy but I've seen that guy... and I'm writing in he's gonna have an affair with that skinny pasty boy from Twilight and Snow White.... kirsten? kristen stewart. That one.
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#23 | 282 days ago

 the affair happened last night when Jen stopped by my house coolyes
mail me the prize money.
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#24 | 282 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
I had to google him because I don't know that guy but I've seen that guy... and I'm writing in he's gonna have an affair with that skinny pasty boy from Twilight and Snow White.... kirsten? kristen stewart. That one.
Very nice. See Q-sa Nostra comment above. I feel like I've failed society on this one.
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#25 | 282 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
Excellent call on Hudgens. "She probably has an Old English font 'Home Wrecker' w/roses tramp stamp." via my man Irv.

I'm gonna have to start conferring with the rest of La Q-sa Nostra before making weird polls instead of just flying off the handle like Sonny. They need to be well thought out.
i hope you never stop flying off the handle. i will make a weird, nonsensical poll to make you feel better.
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#26 | 282 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
Very nice. See Q-sa Nostra comment above. I feel like I've failed society on this one.
Ha. I never read the comments before I post... and by never I mean hardly ever... and you spitball better than all the rest. It's durrty but quite necessary. Well done, sir.
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#27 | 282 days ago

 I don't understand. Thanks for playing!
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#28 | 282 days ago

 I liked the Stewart and Hudgens picks so much, I think they already need a "Brangelina" couple name.

Junessa

Stewroux

...this may need a follow up idiot poll.
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#29 | 282 days ago

 I chose Minka precisely because she's engaged to that herpes manifestation.
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#30 | 281 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
I liked the Stewart and Hudgens picks so much, I think they already need a "Brangelina" couple name.

Junessa

Stewroux

...this may need a follow up idiot poll.
Stewroux sounds edible.... but I wouldn't taste it.
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