- What is your dream job? None. My dream job is to not have to wake up every morning.

- What is your favorite magazine? Wired

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game? Once in a while. Craps or Blackjack

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." ---Mariah Carey 

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. Jswol, Nick, Glenda (We all root for the same team)

1. That's called death. :| You okay? Do we need to start an intervention?

What's wrong with waking up in the afternoon?

1. TV critic on a Skip Bayless type show where producers and showrunners come in and 'debate' me about their shows. Also I have a bull horn.
 
2. Mental Floss

3. I used to play Black Jack a lot. We have casinos in the old country.

4. "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my BF and I felt like eating ham and drinking water... HAM!" - Completely trashed Jenni JWOWW Farley in one of the greatest confessional moments in the history of reality TV.

5. I've already watched a game with Kramer and ash, so I'm omitting them.
i - J-Bot. She probably wears a seahawks jersey w/eyeblack, screams at the TV, etc. and she can cook her backside off.
ii - Sid. Fellow whodat to lament with and he knows all the lines and props and stuff.
iii - Giants fan (Janet?) for 3 hours of the Eli Roller Coaster. They should have something during the Super Bowl's NFL Experience that's virtual reality-inside-the-helmet for a 4 pick 4 TD Eli game called the 'Eli Coaster.'

1.) Personal trainer.
2.) None... but if I have to answer something related to fitness.
3.) Nope, but I enjoy playing poker.
4.) "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger :|
5.) Anyone who is quiet and is not a know-it-all.

....busted.
And I also scream at the neighborhood kids to quit knocking on my door on Football Day.

You're hot, aren't you? That's why you rarely speak, and don't have a pic posted... you don't want all the ladies (and/or some guys) falling over themselves to cyber get you! All those indian and african princesses are on alert now! You've been found out.

You're hot, aren't you? That's why you rarely speak, and don't have a pic posted... you don't want all the ladies (and/or some guys) falling over themselves to cyber get you! All those indian and african princesses are on alert now! You've been found out.

1. TV critic on a Skip Bayless type show where producers and showrunners come in and 'debate' me about their shows. Also I have a bull horn.
 
2. Mental Floss

3. I used to play Black Jack a lot. We have casinos in the old country.

4. "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my BF and I felt like eating ham and drinking water... HAM!" - Completely trashed Jenni JWOWW Farley in one of the greatest confessional moments in the history of reality TV.

5. I've already watched a game with Kramer and ash, so I'm omitting them.
i - J-Bot. She probably wears a seahawks jersey w/eyeblack, screams at the TV, etc. and she can cook her backside off.
ii - Sid. Fellow whodat to lament with and he knows all the lines and props and stuff.
iii - Giants fan (Janet?) for 3 hours of the Eli Roller Coaster. They should have something during the Super Bowl's NFL Experience that's virtual reality-inside-the-helmet for a 4 pick 4 TD Eli game called the 'Eli Coaster.'

I would have thought you would have found a video clip of Dan Quayle misspelling Potato at the spelling bee back in 1991. That is why you got my PQ.

You are losing your touch on the snappy comebacks. You ok? Did Nick slip a Zima in your Manhattan?

Guess my gig is up... thanks for blowing my cover

That is just so not funny about Eli.

Why only a bullhorn? Why not a canned airhorn too? And seeing as how Dolan wants to rehire Isaiah Thomas, I'd have thought you would have said GM OF THE KNICKS

There is NO WAY I'm working for Dolan. I'd end up on death row in a few months.