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- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. 

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#14 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job?
Vigilante c**k puncher.

- What is your favorite magazine? 
I have no idea...are magazines still printed?  If so, why?

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game?
Blackjack and craps.

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person.
"They misunderestimated me."

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with.
I watch football naked and by the end of the game im covered in various types of crumbs and multiple fluids...its best not seen by anyone.
  
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#1 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job?
Besides teaching (seriously.....the politics sucks, but I love it), Kings Community Relations

- What is your favorite magazine? 
ZooBooks

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game?
OF course, Blackjack or video poker........with sprinklings of slot fever.
- Give a famous quote from a stupid person.
"Halloween is a liberal holiday because we're teaching our children to beg for something for free. … We're teaching kids to knock on other people's doors and ask for a handout." —Fox News host Sean Hannity (October 31, 2007)
- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. 
Beans
Ashlie
Jason
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#2 | 582 days ago
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1. Saltwater Charter Captain
2. The In-Fisherman
3. Yes, Blackjack / Craps / Roulette / $5 slots
4. I could go political....but I won't.  Stupid is Stupid does.
5. Depends who's playing
#3 | 582 days ago

1- NBA player
2- Black Enterprise
3- Blackjack,Craps, Keno
4-NO COMMENT
5- Sid, NIck & Dee Rigga
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#4 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job? astronaut or casino dealer on a cruise ship

- What is your favorite magazine? real simple

- Do you gamble at the casino? If so, what's your game? roulette

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person. "i'm not a smart man, but i know what love is..." - forrest gump

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. jan, crash and sista
#5 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job?  Outside of sports, a Hops farmer/brewer; Owner/CEO of the Portland Trailblazers and Seattle Seahawks in sports

- What is your favorite magazine?  Ugh.... does the Huff Post count?... no..... okay, it's Jugs..... the articles are AMAZING!!

- Do you gamble at the casino? If so, what's your game?  Nope, I work too hard for my money to throw it away.  Bu if I knew how to count cards I'd play Black Jack like a mug

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person.  I don't do quotes, especially from a stupid person.  How about anything that Michael Moore says....

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with.  ..... I'd say Nick, but I hate Zima.... Pat is a d!ck...... Cactus Jack and The Kevin are Cowboys fans..... I know, Stoney, Jason and Dream Machine
#6 | 582 days ago
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- What is your dream job?  Casino Owner

- What is your favorite magazine? Fortean Times (Crypto Mag)

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game?  I pretty much play em all - but i play poker / craps / blackjack / Let it Ride more often

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person. - "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theisman indecision

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. -  Can those 3 bring 3 and make it a party cool
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#7 | 582 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
1. What is your dream job? Independently wealthy and unemployed
2. What is your favorite magazine? National Geographic Kids
3. Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game? In general, no. About $30 and I'm out. 
4. Give a famous quote from a stupid person. famous? that cancels some f***ers here. Damn.  "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." Dan Quayle.
- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with.  I have watched with 3 so excluding them... Sid, Teach, sista gurl.... and Beans, and Jason, and Joe, and Jess, and black mike, jay swole,  and...basically my top ten. I'm done.
#8 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job? None. My dream job is to not have to wake up every morning.

- What is your favorite magazine? Wired

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game? Once in a while. Craps or Blackjack

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." ---Mariah Carey 

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. Jswol, Nick, Glenda (We all root for the same team)
#9 | 582 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Lobotomy Jones wrote:
- What is your dream job? None. My dream job is to not have to wake up every morning.

- What is your favorite magazine? Wired

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game? Once in a while. Craps or Blackjack

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." ---Mariah Carey 

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. Jswol, Nick, Glenda (We all root for the same team)
1. That's called death. :| You okay? Do we need to start an intervention?
#10 | 582 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
1. That's called death. :| You okay? Do we need to start an intervention?
What's wrong with waking up in the afternoon?
#11 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job? Personal ASSistant to Howie Long

- What is your favorite magazine? Tie between Cosmo and Us Weekly

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game? Yes. Video Poker, Blackjack, slots

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''-George W. Bush

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. Ash, Sid, Marcus!
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#12 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job? GM of the Colorado Rockies

- What is your favorite magazine? GQ

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game? I do as a matter of fact.  Blackjack and Craps are my game, and the occasional automated roulette always sucks me in

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person. “The water, the tide—it comes in and it goes out. It always goes in, then it goes out. … You can’t explain that. You can’t explain it.” - Bill O'Reilly (on numerous occasions)

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. Leigh (especially this week), beerstudk, and jswol
#13 | 582 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
What's wrong with waking up in the afternoon?
Ha. Absolutely nothing. it just read like death.
#14 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job?
Vigilante c**k puncher.

- What is your favorite magazine? 
I have no idea...are magazines still printed?  If so, why?

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game?
Blackjack and craps.

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person.
"They misunderestimated me."

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with.
I watch football naked and by the end of the game im covered in various types of crumbs and multiple fluids...its best not seen by anyone.
#15 | 582 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
 What is your dream job?
Actor and NHL CEO of the Blackhawks

- What is your favorite magazine? 
I don't have one.

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game?
No.  If I did, it would be BJ or Texas Hold Em

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person.
Will the highways on the internet become more few?
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)



- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with. 

My Chicago boys (LB Jones and JSwol) and the 3rd?  hmmmmmm..........so many of you that I would like to watch a game with. Pretty much, anyone of you that I follow.....I don't play favorites......damn, that's tough!    
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#16 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job?
I kinda have one right now, actually. Hmm...Public Relations for one of my teams.

- What is your favorite magazine? 
I don't really read magazines anymore - it's all about the internet. I used to like Cosmo and People though.

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game?
I haven't been to a casino in over 10 years, but yea, I'd play some blackjack. Does bingo count? I always wanted to crash bingo.

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person.
I could so go current political here but I'll refrain and go with Tricky Dick (don't be dirty) instead: "Solutions are not the answer." 

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with.
Ash, beerstudk, and DreamMachine. And Sid. And Leigh. And Kat and Teach...and Marcus...ugh this is too difficult.
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#17 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job?  Commissioner of Major League Baseball...  But only if I was granted the powers Judge Landis had.  That or PGA Tour golfer who wins a lot.

- What is your favorite magazine? Used to be Omni...  I've stopped perusing magazines ages ago.

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game?  Very rarely.  When I do it's blackjack.

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person.  "Six months ago I couldn't even spell student.  Now I are one."  -1/2 the scholarship athletes in top 25 college football programs.

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with.  Anyone who also doesn't watch football, I guess.
#18 | 582 days ago

  • GM of the CHICAGO BEARS. 
  • Esquire
  • Absolutely.  Roulette is my favorite game, though I also dabble in poker and blackjack.  If the casino has a sports book....I spend 90% of my time there. 
  • "That's hot!" - Paris Hilton
  • Nick, Stoney, and Ash....no Zima allowed though, Nick. 
#19 | 582 days ago

.What is your dream job?                                                          I think I have it now.  Private chef/personal assistant/ make my hours.

- What is your favorite magazine?                                            Taste of Home

- Do you gamble at the casino? If so, what's your game?        Don't gamble with anything but virtual $

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person.                            Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." -Rep. Michelle Bachmann, April, 2009

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with      Anyone who hates the Jets
#20 | 582 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
What is your dream job?-Beer taster for Guinness, who knows if this is an actual job. But you did say Dream Job.

What is your favorite magazine?-haven't read a magazine since FHM stopped publication

Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game?-yes, Blackjack

Give a famous quote from a stupid person.-She tasted like cigarettes

Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with.-College-Christi, DocinFlagstaff, JSwol54. NFL-Christi, DocinFlagstaff, Joe
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#21 | 582 days ago

1.) Personal trainer.
2.) None... but if I have to answer something related to fitness.
3.) Nope, but I enjoy playing poker.
4.) "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger :|
5.) Anyone who is quiet and is not a know-it-all.
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#22 | 582 days ago

OWNER OF THE CHICAGO CUBS.................yes
SPORTING NEWS......smiley
YES.............BLACKJACK..........wink
DONT HAVE ONE
MOST OF THEM....BUT THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS............surprise
#23 | 582 days ago

1. TV critic on a Skip Bayless type show where producers and showrunners come in and 'debate' me about their shows. Also I have a bull horn.
 
2. Mental Floss

3. I used to play Black Jack a lot. We have casinos in the old country.

4. "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my BF and I felt like eating ham and drinking water... HAM!" - Completely trashed Jenni JWOWW Farley in one of the greatest confessional moments in the history of reality TV.

5. I've already watched a game with Kramer and ash, so I'm omitting them.
i - J-Bot. She probably wears a seahawks jersey w/eyeblack, screams at the TV, etc. and she can cook her backside off.
ii - Sid. Fellow whodat to lament with and he knows all the lines and props and stuff.
iii - Giants fan (Janet?) for 3 hours of the Eli Roller Coaster. They should have something during the Super Bowl's NFL Experience that's virtual reality-inside-the-helmet for a 4 pick 4 TD Eli game called the 'Eli Coaster.'
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#24 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job? - photographer for the Angels and/or Steelers

- What is your favorite magazine? - Sports Illustrated 

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game? - No

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person."If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President - 

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with - Green_eyed_Deja.....TheDean1......elevanbravo138again..all Steelers fans!
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#25 | 582 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. TV critic on a Skip Bayless type show where producers and showrunners come in and 'debate' me about their shows. Also I have a bull horn.
 
2. Mental Floss

3. I used to play Black Jack a lot. We have casinos in the old country.

4. "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my BF and I felt like eating ham and drinking water... HAM!" - Completely trashed Jenni JWOWW Farley in one of the greatest confessional moments in the history of reality TV.

5. I've already watched a game with Kramer and ash, so I'm omitting them.
i - J-Bot. She probably wears a seahawks jersey w/eyeblack, screams at the TV, etc. and she can cook her backside off.
ii - Sid. Fellow whodat to lament with and he knows all the lines and props and stuff.
iii - Giants fan (Janet?) for 3 hours of the Eli Roller Coaster. They should have something during the Super Bowl's NFL Experience that's virtual reality-inside-the-helmet for a 4 pick 4 TD Eli game called the 'Eli Coaster.'


....busted.
And I also scream at the neighborhood kids to quit knocking on my door on Football Day.
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#26 | 582 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:
1.) Personal trainer.
2.) None... but if I have to answer something related to fitness.
3.) Nope, but I enjoy playing poker.
4.) "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" - Arnold Schwarzenegger :|
5.) Anyone who is quiet and is not a know-it-all.
You're hot, aren't you? That's why you rarely speak, and don't have a pic posted... you don't want all the ladies (and/or some guys) falling over themselves to cyber get you! All those indian and african princesses are on alert now! You've been found out.
#27 | 582 days ago

Jess wrote:


....busted.
And I also scream at the neighborhood kids to quit knocking on my door on Football Day.
ohh i know football is a swet gam but you have to be calm with kids i will like us to be friends thanks
#28 | 582 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You're hot, aren't you? That's why you rarely speak, and don't have a pic posted... you don't want all the ladies (and/or some guys) falling over themselves to cyber get you! All those indian and african princesses are on alert now! You've been found out.
#29 | 582 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
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kobe_lova wrote:
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#35 | 582 days ago

I don't know what's going on, but I like it.
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#37 | 582 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
You're hot, aren't you? That's why you rarely speak, and don't have a pic posted... you don't want all the ladies (and/or some guys) falling over themselves to cyber get you! All those indian and african princesses are on alert now! You've been found out.


Guess my gig is up... thanks for blowing my cover
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#38 | 582 days ago

(Edited by anthonyrichardlouisnaught)
marcus_nyce wrote:
1. TV critic on a Skip Bayless type show where producers and showrunners come in and 'debate' me about their shows. Also I have a bull horn.
 
2. Mental Floss

3. I used to play Black Jack a lot. We have casinos in the old country.

4. "I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my BF and I felt like eating ham and drinking water... HAM!" - Completely trashed Jenni JWOWW Farley in one of the greatest confessional moments in the history of reality TV.

5. I've already watched a game with Kramer and ash, so I'm omitting them.
i - J-Bot. She probably wears a seahawks jersey w/eyeblack, screams at the TV, etc. and she can cook her backside off.
ii - Sid. Fellow whodat to lament with and he knows all the lines and props and stuff.
iii - Giants fan (Janet?) for 3 hours of the Eli Roller Coaster. They should have something during the Super Bowl's NFL Experience that's virtual reality-inside-the-helmet for a 4 pick 4 TD Eli game called the 'Eli Coaster.'
That is just so not funny about Eli.

Why only a bullhorn? Why not a canned airhorn too? And seeing as how Dolan wants to rehire Isaiah Thomas, I'd have thought you would have said GM OF THE KNICKS
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#39 | 582 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I would have thought you would have found a video clip of Dan Quayle misspelling Potato at the spelling bee back in 1991. That is why you got my PQ.

You are losing your touch on the snappy comebacks. You ok? Did Nick slip a Zima in your Manhattan?
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#40 | 582 days ago

- What is your dream job? GM of the Mets, Knicks, Giants, Rangers or working for ESPN as a sideline reporter (do I have to shave my legs for that?)

- What is your favorite magazine? Penthouse Letters

- Do you gamble at the casino?  If so, what's your game? Only gambled once, played roulette, won and tried to get the f*ck out of there. Ex-wife took the money and lost it all. B*tch.

- Give a famous quote from a stupid person. "Mr. President, I'll do anything you ask, just don't send me to any spelling bees" Dan POTATOE Quayle.

- Name three Qers you'd like to watch a football game with.

1. JSWOL for Notre Dame
2. Texas_Tornado
3. KMJ-22
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#41 | 581 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
I would have thought you would have found a video clip of Dan Quayle misspelling Potato at the spelling bee back in 1991. That is why you got my PQ.

You are losing your touch on the snappy comebacks. You ok? Did Nick slip a Zima in your Manhattan?
#42 | 581 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:


Guess my gig is up... thanks for blowing my cover
:D
#43 | 581 days ago

(Edited by Nick__)
Good Lord  frown

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#44 | 581 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
#45 | 581 days ago

anthonyrichardlouisnaught wrote:
That is just so not funny about Eli.

Why only a bullhorn? Why not a canned airhorn too? And seeing as how Dolan wants to rehire Isaiah Thomas, I'd have thought you would have said GM OF THE KNICKS
There is NO WAY I'm working for Dolan. I'd end up on death row in a few months.
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#46 | 581 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
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jswol54 wrote:
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jswol54 wrote:
And he comes back to life. Now go use that on those who truly deserve it, lmao.
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#49 | 581 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
There is NO WAY I'm working for Dolan. I'd end up on death row in a few months.
THAT  (killing him) was the point. I am sure, in NYC, you'll find 12 very sympathetic Knicks fans who will exonerate you and then hand you ownership of the team to run it as you see fit (which will be better than a monkey with it's head shoved deep up it's as$ that instead of flinging poo, it will just use it's tongue to spit it out.)
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