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Joke of the day 12/15
Is this joke funny or not?  Found it on clean joke of the day's website.

Have you heard about 4-year-old Sammy who was asked to return thanks before Sunday dinner? The family members bowed their heads in expectation, and he began his prayer:
"Thank you God for all my friends: Joey, an' Susan, an' Billy, an' Tommy," and on and on he went, naming each friend one by one.
Next he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.
Finally he got to the food.
"Thank you God for the turkey, an' the dressing, an' the fruit salad, an' the pies, an' the Cool Whip..."
And then he paused.
The pause was almost deafening, and all eyes were focused on young Sammy with his head still bowed in prayer.
Finally (almost when Father was about to interject an "Amen"), Sammy looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

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#2 | 646 days ago

10 things..you should never say during a job interview
 
1. Oh, my criminal record? Well...if it helps, I didn't pull the trigger.
 
2. If it involves sitting around doing nothing, I'm your man!
 
3. Are you busy later? I know a great little Italian place.
 
4. Wait, you wanted someone with at least a high school diploma? Nevermind.
 
5.References? That may be a problem due to those stupid restraining orders.
 
6. Aren't you Rachel's dad? Man, she's one wild and crazy chica!
 
7.Do you mind if I light up?
 
8.Where do I see myself a year from now? Sitting in your chair, actually.
 
9.Sorry if I'm not up to par this morning...I still have a nasty hangover. 
 
10.Before we start the interview, can I get an advance on my pay? My bookie's an impatient man.

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#1 | 646 days ago

It was ok. Was expecting a bigger punch to the punchline
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#2 | 646 days ago

10 things..you should never say during a job interview
 
1. Oh, my criminal record? Well...if it helps, I didn't pull the trigger.
 
2. If it involves sitting around doing nothing, I'm your man!
 
3. Are you busy later? I know a great little Italian place.
 
4. Wait, you wanted someone with at least a high school diploma? Nevermind.
 
5.References? That may be a problem due to those stupid restraining orders.
 
6. Aren't you Rachel's dad? Man, she's one wild and crazy chica!
 
7.Do you mind if I light up?
 
8.Where do I see myself a year from now? Sitting in your chair, actually.
 
9.Sorry if I'm not up to par this morning...I still have a nasty hangover. 
 
10.Before we start the interview, can I get an advance on my pay? My bookie's an impatient man.

(thanks for bringing this back)
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#3 | 646 days ago

Did not care for that one
#4 | 645 days ago

Thought it was funny....kinda like the "little Johnny" jokes :)
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#5 | 591 days ago

it was ok
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