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#98 | 598 days ago

I've left and come back and left and come back. As the mother of an autistic child I find your remarks offensive.  He is not "defenseless". He is different and knows it. I want him to grow up knowing it's OK to be different. I am not PC and I do not teach my children to be PC either. To many people with nothing to do and little lives going around trying to take my freedom of speech away. If you don't like something, move on. The site is huge and I am sure has something to offer where you won't feel "persecuted". Unless you live with autism 24/7 you really don't know what it is like. I have a front row seat everyday so feel comfortable in tackling this subject.
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#1 | 602 days ago

Got my coffee on, pow! Go!
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#2 | 602 days ago

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#3 | 602 days ago

haven't seen one these in awhile- this should be fun
#4 | 602 days ago
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Who's the 2ND TARD questioneer?

And where is the f**k-stain, Cactus Jack?  
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#5 | 602 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
alainpeartree wrote:
haven't seen one these in awhile- this should be fun
Or I get my account suspended for 30 days. 
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#6 | 602 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Who's the 2ND TARD questioneer?

And where is the f**k-stain, Cactus Jack?  
"Featuring our guest host....Leigh."
#7 | 602 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
Remember...I wont respond to anyone in this poll other than Marcus.  If you want a specific question asked then PM me or Leigh.


Lets get this sh** going, motherf**kaaassss...

First set of questions.......

1.  What do you do for the legal portion of your income?

2.  Why the hell did you flee Canada for the southern U.S?

3.  How many times have you paid for sex?

4.  Why did you come here (The Q) and why are you still here?
#8 | 602 days ago

geesh put your glasses on Alain, and be quiet...
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#9 | 602 days ago

ok! just a few questions to warm up!

1. what is your favorite medium for pornography and why?
2. in the hall & oates' song "she's gone", do you think she left him because he (hall or oates) was bad in the sack?
3. what is the hardest you've been slapped and where?
4. what do you see here?


take your time.
#10 | 602 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
geesh put your glasses on Alain, and be quiet...
it's funny, cause nick said that
#11 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
it's funny, cause nick said that
his post had'nt popped up yet...im lagging...
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#12 | 602 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Ha Ha Ha, not surprised at all!
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#13 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Remember...I wont respond to anyone in this poll other than Marcus.  If you want a specific question asked then PM me or Leigh.


Lets get this sh** going, motherf**kaaassss...

First set of questions.......

1.  What do you do for the legal portion of your income?

2.  Why the hell did you flee Canada for the southern U.S?

3.  How many times have you paid for sex?

4.  Why did you come here (The Q) and why are you still here?
1. I have a freelance/consulting MarComm company that integrates some other related-ish ventures horizontally under the same name. I do some copy writing, designing with/for my pops and cuz etc.
2. I'm actually American (my pops was in the air force when I was born) I just grew up in Canada. I wanted to live in the south again. I went to Univ. in tallahassee... I have family down here.
3. Never. I have paid a hooker in Mexico to get drunk with me (us) and be our guide so to speak. Total sh!t show.
4. I can't remember? I think it was a link from an aggregator. Digg? (It was pre buzzfeed, reddit etc.)
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#14 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ok! just a few questions to warm up!

1. what is your favorite medium for pornography and why?
2. in the hall & oates' song "she's gone", do you think she left him because he (hall or oates) was bad in the sack?
3. what is the hardest you've been slapped and where?
4. what do you see here?


take your time.
1. Interwebs, duh
2. idk, i think she was just wild and found another guy. (sermon part form daddy + plus he mentions booze and pretty bodies to get over her. Only leads to trouble and another fast girl.)
3. Drinking game with buddies. you lose you get slapped. Starts out slow, eventually someone gets their knees buckled. Fun / not fun, lol.
4. Caterpillar with the hookah (spel.?) from Alice in Wonderland staring in a mirror.
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#15 | 602 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
"Featuring our guest host....Leigh."
maybe I should read.....huh?  Or leave this site until I have time to read everything  (sigh) frown
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#16 | 602 days ago

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Nick__ wrote:
maybe I should read.....huh?  Or leave this site until I have time to read everything  (sigh) frown
Don't give them what they want, stick around and piss them off!
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#17 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. I have a freelance/consulting MarComm company that integrates some other related-ish ventures horizontally under the same name. I do some copy writing, designing with/for my pops and cuz etc.
2. I'm actually American (my pops was in the air force when I was born) I just grew up in Canada. I wanted to live in the south again. I went to Univ. in tallahassee... I have family down here.
3. Never. I have paid a hooker in Mexico to get drunk with me (us) and be our guide so to speak. Total sh!t show.
4. I can't remember? I think it was a link from an aggregator. Digg? (It was pre buzzfeed, reddit etc.)
2.  I was hoping for an awesome story involving torture, forced sex slavery, and the french canadian catholic church....


A.  Shave your pubes? Manscape?  Fuzzy nike swoosh?
B.  How awesome would it be to ejaculate maple syrup?
C.  Favorite beer?
D.  Are you a grower or a show'er?
#18 | 602 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Nick__ wrote:
maybe I should read.....huh?  Or leave this site until I have time to read everything  (sigh) frown
Are you crying? You know how that makes me feel....


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:)


(and Idk who "they" is but you tickle me so why would I want you to leave?)
#19 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
2.  I was hoping for an awesome story involving torture, forced sex slavery, and the french canadian catholic church....


A.  Shave your pubes? Manscape?  Fuzzy nike swoosh?
B.  How awesome would it be to ejaculate maple syrup?
C.  Favorite beer?
D.  Are you a grower or a show'er?
A. Pretty tight with clippers/electric shaver deal. May wax everything below the neck at some point. Just cuz.
B. Eww. That stuff is super sticky and thicker (when done right) than the syrups you get at IHOP or grocery stores down here.
C. Molson Canadian or Labatt Blue. (Blanche de Chambly by UNIBROUE is awesome too. I grew up minutes from Chambly and have a lot of close freinds from there)
D. Probably neither, ha!
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#20 | 602 days ago

1. what is hanging from your rearview mirror? (if nothing, then lie to us, please.)
2. how many times do you wear your jeans before they're legally dirty?
3. tell me a secret about sista (you can send me a private message. or you can send nothing and just let her wonder.)
4. would you work in a place that requires you to wear a turban?
5. describe your dream vacation without any R's.
#21 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
A. Pretty tight with clippers/electric shaver deal. May wax everything below the neck at some point. Just cuz.
B. Eww. That stuff is super sticky and thicker (when done right) than the syrups you get at IHOP or grocery stores down here.
C. Molson Canadian or Labatt Blue. (Blanche de Chambly by UNIBROUE is awesome too. I grew up minutes from Chambly and have a lot of close freinds from there)
D. Probably neither, ha!
a) do you feel you can fully trust those who do not maintain?
b) sure would make that scene in super troopers controversial, and probably make me gag a little.
#22 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
A. Pretty tight with clippers/electric shaver deal. May wax everything below the neck at some point. Just cuz.
B. Eww. That stuff is super sticky and thicker (when done right) than the syrups you get at IHOP or grocery stores down here.
C. Molson Canadian or Labatt Blue. (Blanche de Chambly by UNIBROUE is awesome too. I grew up minutes from Chambly and have a lot of close freinds from there)
D. Probably neither, ha!
1.  Ever f**ked a teacher/professor for a better grade?
2.  Religious?
3.  Ever had a threesome?
4.  Any chance you have illegitimate offspring?
5.  How many Q'ers have you met in person?
6.  How many Q'ers boobs have you seen?
#23 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
1. what is hanging from your rearview mirror? (if nothing, then lie to us, please.)
2. how many times do you wear your jeans before they're legally dirty?
3. tell me a secret about sista (you can send me a private message. or you can send nothing and just let her wonder.)
4. would you work in a place that requires you to wear a turban?
5. describe your dream vacation without any R's.
1. I used to have fuzzy dice in college, lol. 
2. 2 ish. Depending on how often I go commando, especially in the summer in the dirty.
3. Who Ash? Ha, i don't think I really have one. I'll get one tho.
4. Absolutely.
5. Beach hut in Fiji (I've done a day/night like that in Mex, want a week now.)
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#24 | 602 days ago
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(Edited by Nick__)
kobe_lova wrote:
Are you crying? You know how that makes me feel....


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:)


(and Idk who "they" is but you tickle me so why would I want you to leave?)
No crying!  Would never give that satisfaction to some of the f**kers on here!  cheeky

Not going to leave either (see reason above), but, I should do some work and come back when I have more time to actually read the polls.  wink

Sorry for the Hi-Jacking, MARUCS!  My bad, dog! blush
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#25 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
a) do you feel you can fully trust those who do not maintain?
b) sure would make that scene in super troopers controversial, and probably make me gag a little.
a) I know a TON of Europeans, lol takes some getting used to, but yeah.
b) Si
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#26 | 602 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
No crying!  Would never give that satisfaction to some of the f**kers on here!  cheeky

Not going to leave either (see reason above), but, I should do some work and come back when I have more time to actually read the polls.  wink

Sorry for the Hi-Jacking, MARUCS!  My bad, dog! blush
Hmmm.. Now it's my goal to make you cry this week!



(I doubt anyone wants you to leave (nooow), can't believe everything you read on the internet...cept I may actually try to make you cry or at least whine for me ;) )
#27 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
it's funny, cause nick said that
(whispers) he needs to quit being vane and get his damn glasses on)
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#28 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
1.  Ever f**ked a teacher/professor for a better grade?
2.  Religious?
3.  Ever had a threesome?
4.  Any chance you have illegitimate offspring?
5.  How many Q'ers have you met in person?
6.  How many Q'ers boobs have you seen?
1. No, but i would have!
2. Super Atheist
3. Yep, both kinds HAt!
4. No, but peeps bug me about it. 90's were a little too much fun. 
5. 3
6. 1 (kinda NSFW) "And, by the way..."

(Seinfeld fans will get the reference)
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#29 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. I used to have fuzzy dice in college, lol. 
2. 2 ish. Depending on how often I go commando, especially in the summer in the dirty.
3. Who Ash? Ha, i don't think I really have one. I'll get one tho.
4. Absolutely.
5. Beach hut in Fiji (I've done a day/night like that in Mex, want a week now.)
1. i giggled, but i wasn't surprised.
2a. ever have one of those days where it's like, only 9:17am and already you're like "damn, i should have worn underpants with these," so you go home at lunch to put on underpants and it actually makes the situation twice as bad? if so, describe it without any R's.

new questions:
1. i have a feeling you've owned a flying squirrel - is this true?
2. do you alert people of spinach in their teeth or do you just let them be foolish?
3. will you post one of your designs?
#30 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. No, but i would have!
2. Super Atheist
3. Yep, both kinds HAt!
4. No, but peeps bug me about it. 90's were a little too much fun. 
5. 3
6. 1 (kinda NSFW) "And, by the way..."

(Seinfeld fans will get the reference)
2.  Holy sh** i would totally read that comic...
3.  You didnt cross the streams did you?


A.  From the audience...When does Siri predict the world will really end?
B.  From the audience....Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
C.  From the audience....What are the winning lottery numbers for Friday?
D.  From the audience...What kind of shampoo do you use?
E.  Banish one band/musician from ever having had any musical talent.
F.   Barely there nipples or saucer nipples...which do you prefer?
#31 | 602 days ago

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ms_hippie_queen wrote:
1. i giggled, but i wasn't surprised.
2a. ever have one of those days where it's like, only 9:17am and already you're like "damn, i should have worn underpants with these," so you go home at lunch to put on underpants and it actually makes the situation twice as bad? if so, describe it without any R's.

new questions:
1. i have a feeling you've owned a flying squirrel - is this true?
2. do you alert people of spinach in their teeth or do you just let them be foolish?
3. will you post one of your designs?
2a. Nah guys are honeybadgers, that's a chick deal. hahahahaha


1. I've seen a few, totally want one.
2. I let it linger, let them talk to waiters others whatever, THEN tell 'em. High comedy. Dates/GF's/coworkers are the best marks.
3. ummm kay. Hang on gotta search for something and flip it over to a raster (pic). They'll all done as vectors (illustrator) files.
brb, will edit this post with it.


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#32 | 602 days ago
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marcus_nyce wrote:
1. No, but i would have!
2. Super Atheist
3. Yep, both kinds HAt!
4. No, but peeps bug me about it. 90's were a little too much fun. 
5. 3
6. 1 (kinda NSFW) "And, by the way..."

(Seinfeld fans will get the reference)
#6 - WHO!  WHO!  surprise   cheeky  
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#33 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. No, but i would have!
2. Super Atheist
3. Yep, both kinds HAt!
4. No, but peeps bug me about it. 90's were a little too much fun. 
5. 3
6. 1 (kinda NSFW) "And, by the way..."

(Seinfeld fans will get the reference)
6. i don't get the reference, but that wall sconce reminds me of towelie!

i am going to lunch. i'll be back!
#34 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
2a. Nah guys are honeybadgers, that's a chick deal. hahahahaha


1. I've seen a few, totally want one.
2. I let it linger, let them talk to waiters others whatever, THEN tell 'em. High comedy. Dates/GF's/coworkers are the best marks.
3. ummm kay. Hang on gotta search for something and flip it over to a raster (pic). They'll all done as vectors (illustrator) files.
brb, will edit this post with it.


HERE'S MY OLDER PORTFOLIO (needs updating a bit, but these are a nice mix)
That 30 for 30 parody is great.
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#35 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
2.  Holy sh** i would totally read that comic...
3.  You didnt cross the streams did you?


A.  From the audience...When does Siri predict the world will really end?
B.  From the audience....Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
C.  From the audience....What are the winning lottery numbers for Friday?
D.  From the audience...What kind of shampoo do you use?
E.  Banish one band/musician from ever having had any musical talent.
F.   Barely there nipples or saucer nipples...which do you prefer?
2. needs to happen
3. Oh gawd NO!

via Siri
A. let me think... I found this: time until the end of the world - 5 billion years
B. I found 15 places matching "carmen" fairly close to you
C. Hmmm, let me think... would you like me to search the web for...

via moi
D. L'Oreal (old job/boss was exec there & outsourced to us) Pro Tip: a lot of cheaper brands outsource top labels/brand and discount them like UNILEVER's SUAVE Professional. It's like how 99% of sunglasses are made by the same corp. for the name brand eyewear.
E. Hmmm, Nickelback I guess. Just to get some public points.
F. Fun sized, but depends on the rack reaaly.
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#36 | 602 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
That 30 for 30 parody is great.
**Rough cut** mixed my voice(s) tracks in garage band, photoshop'd images (all my dad & uncles) & rendered in Final Cut Pro. Copy rights dictated I could never really use it commercially, so remains a "presentation parody." 
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#37 | 602 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
#6 - WHO!  WHO!  surprise   cheeky  
... can be narrowed down. 



(PS. it's not Kramer)
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#38 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
6. i don't get the reference, but that wall sconce reminds me of towelie!

i am going to lunch. i'll be back!
Here's the clip.
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#39 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
2. needs to happen
3. Oh gawd NO!

via Siri
A. let me think... I found this: time until the end of the world - 5 billion years
B. I found 15 places matching "carmen" fairly close to you
C. Hmmm, let me think... would you like me to search the web for...

via moi
D. L'Oreal (old job/boss was exec there & outsourced to us) Pro Tip: a lot of cheaper brands outsource top labels/brand and discount them like UNILEVER's SUAVE Professional. It's like how 99% of sunglasses are made by the same corp. for the name brand eyewear.
E. Hmmm, Nickelback I guess. Just to get some public points.
F. Fun sized, but depends on the rack reaaly.
E.  Damn..too easy.

I.   Would you give up vaginal intercourse if you got a bl**job a day for the rest of your life?
II.  Would you f**k a Real Doll?
III.  F**k, Marry, Kill...Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Neil Cavuto...
IV.  A studio gives you an unlimited budget to make any movie you want.  Describe that movie in one sentence.
V.   Dye your hair what color for 2 years?
#40 | 602 days ago
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marcus_nyce wrote:
... can be narrowed down. 



(PS. it's not Kramer)
my Fan IQ Message works just fine  wink
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#41 | 602 days ago

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Jason_ wrote:
E.  Damn..too easy.

I.   Would you give up vaginal intercourse if you got a bl**job a day for the rest of your life?
II.  Would you f**k a Real Doll?
III.  F**k, Marry, Kill...Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Neil Cavuto...
IV.  A studio gives you an unlimited budget to make any movie you want.  Describe that movie in one sentence.
V.   Dye your hair what color for 2 years?
E. I know cop out on my part... Hootie and the Blowfish. Never cared for them.


I. Yep, sounds much better actually. That's 'the girlfriend experience' as I imagine it.
II. I've molested one at a bachelor party. They're incredibly creepy and weird. There's an uncanny valley thing going on. *shivers*
III. Cavuto (seems like 'baby got back'), O'reilly (one of those couples that constantly bicker over nonsense. FYI: War on Xmas), Hannity, slowly. Very, very, slowly.
IV. Sci-fi, action, romcom reboot of Logan's Run. (It can be done.)
V. 5R Medium Auburn.
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#42 | 602 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
my Fan IQ Message works just fine  wink
A gentleman never tells. (he hints)








Oh, FFS it's billie_PAL
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#43 | 602 days ago
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marcus_nyce wrote:
A gentleman never tells. (he hints)








Oh, FFS it's billie_PAL
Well, then you have nothing to worry about.....spill the beans!  laugh
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#44 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
E. I know cop out on my part... Hootie and the Blowfish. Never cared for them.


I. Yep, sounds much better actually. That's 'the girlfriend experience' as I imagine it.
II. I've molested one at a bachelor party. They're incredibly creepy and weird. There's an uncanny valley thing going on. *shivers*
III. Cavuto (seems like 'baby got back'), O'reilly (one of those couples that constantly bicker over nonsense. FYI: War on Xmas), Hannity, slowly. Very, very, slowly.
IV. Sci-fi, action, romcom reboot of Logan's Run. (It can be done.)
V. 5R Medium Auburn.
1.  From the audience...In the threesomes you mentioned...were you behind the catcher?  Nosebleed seats?  Pinch hitter?
2.  Self abuse lube...shampoo, lotion, raw handed?
3.  Women...flat chested (like seriously...not even a bump) with a booty....or saggy drawered with DDs?
4.  Which cartoon put you in front of the TV for the most amount of time as a kid?
5.  Would you bedazzle your c**k?
#45 | 602 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
Well, then you have nothing to worry about.....spill the beans!  laugh
Nice try... I haven't shown him mine.
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#46 | 602 days ago

1. Little bit of everything. The only "not fun for a guy" one was a stoopid giggle fest and ended by being busted up by our mutual hommette who was work friends with the young lady. The fun ones have kinda always started or ended up with me as a "prop" or voyeur to some degree. (Think 3-way from that episode of Girls last year) It ain't like the movies typically depict it, lol.
2. Guys come on now, we can McGyver anything to get the job done if need be.
3. Somewhere in the middle. I'm a taller/leg man... so gun to my head first option, but who's really THAT picky?
4. Looney Tunes, with the Pink Panther show a damn close second.
5. Ha sure!
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#47 | 602 days ago

*Immensely Entertaining* would be the headline if this was a cable/network/3 part series
(Jen gives it 5 Stars)
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#48 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. Little bit of everything. The only "not fun for a guy" one was a stoopid giggle fest and ended by being busted up by our mutual hommette who was work friends with the young lady. The fun ones have kinda always started or ended up with me as a "prop" or voyeur to some degree. (Think 3-way from that episode of Girls last year) It ain't like the movies typically depict it, lol.
2. Guys come on now, we can McGyver anything to get the job done if need be.
3. Somewhere in the middle. I'm a taller/leg man... so gun to my head first option, but who's really THAT picky?
4. Looney Tunes, with the Pink Panther show a damn close second.
5. Ha sure!
A. Zombie holocaust...how are you surviving?
B. Would you give it all up and live off the land? 
C. One of your illegitimate children is dropped off at your doorstep...what in your house has to be immediately hidden from view?
D. Would you let your woman or have you let a woman play at your back door?
E.  Pick one of your five senses to lose for the rest of your life.
#49 | 602 days ago

anonymous fan questions:
1. give us your best drunken story
2. marry, f**k, kill - blake, adam, ders
3. on a scale of 1-LFO, how great is ashlie?

mine:
1. what is your political stance on wireless mouses?
2. what is your best time on a rubick's cube?
3. marry, f**k, kill - wild african ass, caribbean coot, cougar (all are on the endangered species list, so choose wisely.)
#50 | 602 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
These are from Jason's last questions, forgot to reply, my bad.

A. Keep moving, gotta be a nomad. That always bothered me about the walking dead, but i digress
B. 


C. Nope, I'm all good. (Ash and her shawty can verify that.)
D. No, no and no. One has wanted to tho, started innocently then... (!) The negotiations and subsequent relationship went nowhere. (Remember the jewish chick on Weeds? Wow why do some girls dig that? Just. Wow. Why?)
E. Taste, meh eff it, take smell too since they are so closely related.
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#51 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
anonymous fan questions:
1. give us your best drunken story
2. marry, f**k, kill - blake, adam, ders
3. on a scale of 1-LFO, how great is ashlie?

mine:
1. what is your political stance on wireless mouses?
2. what is your best time on a rubick's cube?
3. marry, f**k, kill - wild african ass, caribbean coot, cougar (all are on the endangered species list, so choose wisely.)
Public
1. This photo is #1, presented without context.
(Also quickly: Dave Van Horne's wig + my buddy wanted it + altercation/chase with Ken Singleton = cops laughing as they broke it up hauled him [us all] away. No charges were pressed. yay!)
2. Ders, Blake, Sorry Adam :(
3. This.


Leigh's
1. I have a few, they're fine.
2. I don't think I've ever finished one? My little brother used to kill it though.
3. cougar, coot, african ass
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#52 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
These are from Jason's last questions, forgot to reply, my bad.

A. Keep moving, gotta be a nomad. That always bothered me about the walking dead, but i digress
B. 


C. Nope, I'm all good. (Ash and her shawty can verify that.)
D. No, no and no. One has wanted to tho, started innocently then... (!) The negotiations and subsequent relationship went nowhere. (Remember the jewish chick on Weeds? Wow why do some girls dig that? Just. Wow. Why?)
E. Taste, meh eff it, take smell too since they are so closely related.
I.  White people?
II.  Be plucked by a fastball thrown by a MLB pitcher OR take an unblocked sack from an NFL middle linebacker?
III. Do you laugh at autistic children?
IV. Which celebrity would you fight if given the opportunity?
V.  What guarantees you getting laid?
#53 | 602 days ago

I haven't read not one word. 

I will need popcorn.....well maybe some skittles and read later. 
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#54 | 602 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I haven't read not one word. 

I will need popcorn.....well maybe some skittles and read later. 
tropical skittles = fulfilling, sexual experience. Just sayin'
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#55 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I.  White people?
II.  Be plucked by a fastball thrown by a MLB pitcher OR take an unblocked sack from an NFL middle linebacker?
III. Do you laugh at autistic children?
IV. Which celebrity would you fight if given the opportunity?
V.  What guarantees you getting laid?
I. They're no Native Americans, but yeah sure yes ("Except the Irish!" Bang!, the over/under on TV/movie references was 9 1/2. Vegas Books are getting nervous as I'm heading for a backdoor cover)
II. Been knocked the eff out by a juggs machine and blown up by future pro's. I'll take the latter.
III. Yes, but mostly 'with' them.
IV. Hmmm, great question. Chris brown seems douchey, but he'd kick my ass. Yeah him. Maybe Bono?
V. Nothing. Gotta keep grinding. Execute for all 60 minutes. make a few big plays, no turnovers... Coffee is for closers! <--- I may shatter the over/under!
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#56 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Public
1. This photo is #1, presented without context.
(Also quickly: Dave Van Horne's wig + my buddy wanted it + altercation/chase with Ken Singleton = cops laughing as they broke it up hauled him [us all] away. No charges were pressed. yay!)
2. Ders, Blake, Sorry Adam :(
3. This.


Leigh's
1. I have a few, they're fine.
2. I don't think I've ever finished one? My little brother used to kill it though.
3. cougar, coot, african ass
I love the prosthetic leg on the ground in that picture.
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#57 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I. They're no Native Americans, but yeah sure yes ("Except the Irish!" Bang!, the over/under on TV/movie references was 9 1/2. Vegas Books are getting nervous as I'm heading for a backdoor cover)
II. Been knocked the eff out by a juggs machine and blown up by future pro's. I'll take the latter.
III. Yes, but mostly 'with' them.
IV. Hmmm, great question. Chris brown seems douchey, but he'd kick my ass. Yeah him. Maybe Bono?
V. Nothing. Gotta keep grinding. Execute for all 60 minutes. make a few big plays, no turnovers... Coffee is for closers! <--- I may shatter the over/under!
1.  Have you taken a picture of a poop?
2.  What kind of car do you drive?
3.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?
4.  You feel like dressing in drag one night...who are you calling to do your hair and makeup?
5.  I see you are an Astros fan...why?
#58 | 602 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
I love the prosthetic leg on the ground in that picture.
thoughat wads! that's what the
#59 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
thoughat wads! that's what the
Are you drunk?
#60 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Are you drunk?
wow no! i have no idea what happened there. 
#61 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
1.  Have you taken a picture of a poop?
2.  What kind of car do you drive?
3.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?
4.  You feel like dressing in drag one night...who are you calling to do your hair and makeup?
5.  I see you are an Astros fan...why?
1. No, why? What have you heard?
2. Mustang
3. Wet wipes are gross, I do have heavy duty ones to clean my kitchen.
4. For halloween once, my buddy's sister and her friend went to town. Whole nine. Picked out panties, heels, hair, nails, perfect make-up. (Kids in the Hall thing, lol.) It's very uncomfortable being a gussied up woman. Why do they always want to do it? 90 minutes in, you can't wait to take everything off.
5. I just needed a team to follow to get back into baseball. It's awful with no horse in the race, plus I get to start at the bottom and they'll be in the American league. I've never really followed the American league closely. Also Leigh would be involved. Major plus.
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#62 | 602 days ago

back to bidniss:
1. have you seen this?
2. who was your first celebrity crush?
3. rate this haiku for jews, and then write your own haiku (does not have to be for jews):
     left the door open
     for the prophet elijah
     now our cat is gone.
4. what impressed you today?
#63 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
thoughat wads! that's what the
It's part of a small '91 Mardi Gras album on facespace, again presented sans context. I have NO idea who any of the people are nor do I remember exactly WTF happened? 

God bless.
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#64 | 602 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
back to bidniss:
1. have you seen this?
2. who was your first celebrity crush?
3. rate this haiku for jews, and then write your own haiku (does not have to be for jews):
     left the door open
     for the prophet elijah
     now our cat is gone.
4. what impressed you today?
1. Yeah. Mixed reviews from me at first, now digging them more and more. I'm not a music snob or critique at all, so a lot of stuff eventually grows on me.
2. 


3. I have some very well known anti-Semitic tendencies and "politics" (ignorance is funny, haha), but still solid 7. 
I'll come back/edit in a haiku... I'm half re-writing something right now. It'll screw me up.
4. My buddy remembering certain deets from a story I half told above, which reignited a 20 yr old debate. effin guy!
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#65 | 602 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
marcus_nyce wrote:
1. No, why? What have you heard?
2. Mustang
3. Wet wipes are gross, I do have heavy duty ones to clean my kitchen.
4. For halloween once, my buddy's sister and her friend went to town. Whole nine. Picked out panties, heels, hair, nails, perfect make-up. (Kids in the Hall thing, lol.) It's very uncomfortable being a gussied up woman. Why do they always want to do it? 90 minutes in, you can't wait to take everything off.
5. I just needed a team to follow to get back into baseball. It's awful with no horse in the race, plus I get to start at the bottom and they'll be in the American league. I've never really followed the American league closely. Also Leigh would be involved. Major plus.
A. You have a cheeseburger and are not hungry.  You are approached by both a starving dog and homless person.  Who do you give the cheeseburger to?
B.  What would be your finishing move if you became a professional wrestler?
C.  How would you dispose of a dead body?
D.  Do you walk with your feet pointed out?
E.  What was the last food/drink that made you vomit?
#66 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
A. You have a cheeseburger and are not hungry.  You are approached by both a starving dog and homless person.  Who do you give the cheeseburger to?
B.  What would be your finishing move if you became a professional wrestler?
C.  How would you dispose of a dead body?
D.  Do you walk with your feet pointed out?
E.  What was the last food/drink that made you vomit?
A. Probably the dog.
B. DDT
C. Pigs! (that's more than one movie ref there)
D. Yeah kinda, lol I have a Lebron thing happening.
E. Flu induced chicken soup. "I ALMOST DIED!!"
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#67 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
A. Probably the dog.
B. DDT
C. Pigs! (that's more than one movie ref there)
D. Yeah kinda, lol I have a Lebron thing happening.
E. Flu induced chicken soup. "I ALMOST DIED!!"
Im going to give you a list of words...you type the first word you think of after reading them...

Banana

Uvula

Spider

Ramen

Kardashian
#68 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Im going to give you a list of words...you type the first word you think of after reading them...

Banana

Uvula

Spider

Ramen

Kardashian
Daiquiri

Star Trek (Ha!, oldie but goodie)

Rico*

Numerals

attainable**




* Rocky reference
** I'm black, makes sense now doesn't it. Also, I'd take run at the mom with enough tequila in me
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#69 | 602 days ago

I'm gonna make something to eat, I will now open it up to anybody AMA style as a closing act when I return.



Hosts may still rapid fire stuff too.
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#70 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Daiquiri

Star Trek (Ha!, oldie but goodie)

Rico*

Numerals

attainable**




* Rocky reference
** I'm black, makes sense now doesn't it. Also, I'd take run at the mom with enough tequila in me
** are you kidding me...there isnt a female with that last name i wouldnt take a run on sober.

1.  Whats one thing you would punch a small child in the face for?
2.  You have to get plastic surgery...what operation do you pick?
3.  Rashida Jones is begging you for sex...but her c**tor** looks like a small penis...deal breaker?
4.  $100 dollars a day for every day you can avoid all forms of social media...how much money do you make?
5.  Should fat people go skinny dipping?
#71 | 602 days ago
Nick__ (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
wow no! i have no idea what happened there. 
I do  wink
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#72 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
** are you kidding me...there isnt a female with that last name i wouldnt take a run on sober.

1.  Whats one thing you would punch a small child in the face for?
2.  You have to get plastic surgery...what operation do you pick?
3.  Rashida Jones is begging you for sex...but her c**tor** looks like a small penis...deal breaker?
4.  $100 dollars a day for every day you can avoid all forms of social media...how much money do you make?
5.  Should fat people go skinny dipping?
** I wouldn't hit Fredo Kardashian with Tiger Woods' d!ck!


1. I don't have kids, but acting up, crying, fit etc. on a plane or mall or wherever is grounds for a post term abortion.
2. Cleft chin
3. Nope. Nothing could really. Plus there's always a work around. (See Carmen from Sunny in Philly)
4. Remember Kramer in the "contest" episode of Seinfeld? an hour in and BAM! I'M OUT!
5. Absolutely. Freak flags are meant to be flown high and saluted imo.





(2 more references people. There's a buzz in the arena, I legitimately have a shot at Wilt right now.)
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#73 | 602 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
Nick__ wrote:
I do  wink
Alright forget that last #5, put your freak flag up Nick.


C'mon.


Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.


Don't make us take it away, with the weekend right around the corner.
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#74 | 602 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
** I wouldn't hit Fredo Kardashian with Tiger Woods' d!ck!


1. I don't have kids, but acting up, crying, fit etc. on a plane or mall or wherever is grounds for a post term abortion.
2. Cleft chin
3. Nope. Nothing could really. Plus there's always a work around. (See Carmen from Sunny in Philly)
4. Remember Kramer in the "contest" episode of Seinfeld? an hour in and BAM! I'M OUT!
5. Absolutely. Freak flags are meant to be flown high and saluted imo.





(2 more references people. There's a buzz in the arena, I legitimately have a shot at Wilt right now.)
I.  Would you lawnmower a chic?  I dont think i could.
II. Nesquik or Hersheys syrup for chocolate milk?
III.  *Look away Rebecca*  Do you really care about hockey? 
IV.  Favorite hard liquor?
V.   You have to pick 2 Q'ers to move in with you for life.  They show up on your doorstep at 6am with all their literal and figurative baggage.  Who makes the cut?
#75 | 602 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
I.  Would you lawnmower a chic?  I dont think i could.
II. Nesquik or Hersheys syrup for chocolate milk?
III.  *Look away Rebecca*  Do you really care about hockey? 
IV.  Favorite hard liquor?
V.   You have to pick 2 Q'ers to move in with you for life.  They show up on your doorstep at 6am with all their literal and figurative baggage.  Who makes the cut?
I. The bead thing or the d!plo/express yourself thing? Actually that pretty much answers it. Moving on...

II. I'm lactosy, so eww.

III. GOHABSGO!! I'm from Montreal, that's like asking someone from Manchester, England if they're really into the Premiership. We're born into it. ("My name's Beck-eh." Friggin' luv that bit!! Could have easily been Montreal/Toronto. Same colors too.)

IV. Bourbon right now. I need to make a run tonight come to think of it. Hell, this post may pick up then.

V. Leigh/Beck-eh*. Tyler Perry presents Three's Company* based on the novel PUSH by Sapphire. #TBS




(*Total Chrissy / Janet right? Nick as Larry Dallas? I should save this for a poll domani. PPS--> I am making it effing rain references right now. /Jordan shrugs at announcers.)
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#76 | 602 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Do you suppose this chick  refuses to give FJ's?

You have Dark Jones apparel for the brothers, have you ever thought about Honkey Smith for us crackers?
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#77 | 602 days ago

Alright...i want to thank Marcus for doing this. I think it was a success.  I also want to thank Leigh for being a guest host.  Even though i think she got drunk at some point she still rocked.

Im calling it a night. 
#78 | 602 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Do you suppose this chick  refuses to give FJ's?

You have Dark Jones apparel for the brothers, have you ever thought about Honkey Smith for us crackers?
Yes and I do now.
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#79 | 601 days ago

:D
#80 | 601 days ago

smiley

this is fun 
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#81 | 601 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Alright...i want to thank Marcus for doing this. I think it was a success.  I also want to thank Leigh for being a guest host.  Even though i think she got drunk at some point she still rocked.

Im calling it a night. 
whatever poopoohead. i didn't drink, i just got excited about the prosthetic leg and i typed too fast
#82 | 601 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
whatever poopoohead. i didn't drink, i just got excited about the prosthetic leg and i typed too fast
The thing NOBODY notices at first is the guy who wet his pants in the background. Go back, look. Adds to the hilarity on many, many levels.
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#83 | 601 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
The thing NOBODY notices at first is the guy who wet his pants in the background. Go back, look. Adds to the hilarity on many, many levels.
I did notice that. I've seen lots of drunk people do that though. The leg was funnier.
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#84 | 599 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. No, but i would have!
2. Super Atheist
3. Yep, both kinds HAt!
4. No, but peeps bug me about it. 90's were a little too much fun. 
5. 3
6. 1 (kinda NSFW) "And, by the way..."

(Seinfeld fans will get the reference)
1.  yes but not for a better grade.
2.  spiritual
3.  yes
4.  no
5.  none yet
6.  none yet
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#85 | 599 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I. They're no Native Americans, but yeah sure yes ("Except the Irish!" Bang!, the over/under on TV/movie references was 9 1/2. Vegas Books are getting nervous as I'm heading for a backdoor cover)
II. Been knocked the eff out by a juggs machine and blown up by future pro's. I'll take the latter.
III. Yes, but mostly 'with' them.
IV. Hmmm, great question. Chris brown seems douchey, but he'd kick my ass. Yeah him. Maybe Bono?
V. Nothing. Gotta keep grinding. Execute for all 60 minutes. make a few big plays, no turnovers... Coffee is for closers! <--- I may shatter the over/under!
III.  that is a disappointing question and sick
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#86 | 599 days ago

#87 | 598 days ago

When it comes to autistic children I will not lighten up.
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#88 | 598 days ago

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#89 | 598 days ago

(The name of the poll is menage a tard.  It's obviously going to be inappropriate).  SMH.
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#91 | 598 days ago

I have many autistic children in my life also.  They are even more beautiful to me than many of the other children in my life.  I also know the people on this site, to some degree anyway.  I take what they say with a grain of salt. 
#92 | 598 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
I have many autistic children in my life also.  They are even more beautiful to me than many of the other children in my life.  I also know the people on this site, to some degree anyway.  I take what they say with a grain of salt. 
I appreciate that.  That grain of salt is like salt in the wound to me.  It's sad.  Making fun of the defenseless.  Breaks my heart.

What's next?  Making clubbing baby seals a sport?  Making fun the dogs that Michael Vick killed?  I just think saying something then saying "oh it's just a joke" ... well, to each his own.
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#93 | 598 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
I didn't say it's just a joke.  I said I know how the people on this site are.  (And I don't mean this in a bad way).
#94 | 598 days ago

lol, I agree with you there :)
Oh and i wasn't implying you said it was a joke... I was just saying that many on here just write off a cavalier statement as a joke making it okay to say anything.
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#95 | 598 days ago

indecision
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#96 | 598 days ago

PurrsAlot wrote:
I appreciate that.  That grain of salt is like salt in the wound to me.  It's sad.  Making fun of the defenseless.  Breaks my heart.

What's next?  Making clubbing baby seals a sport?  Making fun the dogs that Michael Vick killed?  I just think saying something then saying "oh it's just a joke" ... well, to each his own.

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#98 | 598 days ago

I've left and come back and left and come back. As the mother of an autistic child I find your remarks offensive.  He is not "defenseless". He is different and knows it. I want him to grow up knowing it's OK to be different. I am not PC and I do not teach my children to be PC either. To many people with nothing to do and little lives going around trying to take my freedom of speech away. If you don't like something, move on. The site is huge and I am sure has something to offer where you won't feel "persecuted". Unless you live with autism 24/7 you really don't know what it is like. I have a front row seat everyday so feel comfortable in tackling this subject.
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#99 | 598 days ago

To be quite honest, I take some offense at calling autistic children handicapped.  All three of the autistic children in my life are quite smart (even brilliant) .  They are not operating in a diminished capacity.  They may require some extra guidance in social (and other situations), and to some degree that's true for all kids.  Above all, they're all HUMAN.  Just like the rest of us.
#100 | 598 days ago

as you are well aware there are extreme varying degrees of autism from aspergers type all the way to non verbal autism.  And 
pathetically the government puts it in the category of special needs and sadly "handicapped"  I don't like the word   But I did not like someone "joking" about laughing at an autistic child.  While I don't live 24/7 with a child that has autism my dearest friend has an autistic son and I provide lots of support and even daycare for him when she needs a break or has to work and I can.  So have an "inkling" of what it is like.  

I don't claim to have your personal depth and knowledge of it but I am aware of it in a very close personal way.  And I have seen autistic children made fun of at school and the parents tears over it.  So in some ways they are helpless and vulnerable to cruelty of others that don't care.  "laughed" at and "pointed at" and called "retard"... They are"beautiful children" with beautiful souls and the world would be a better place if we were all like them.  So did you take offense at the woman running for Senator in Nevada that referred to autism (in quote with her fingers) as a phantom disorder?  That was sickening.  

So I will apologize for the use of the word "handicapped" but it was used to illustrate an ironic point.  That by continuing the jokes about kids with special needs and disabilities we are just harming the process of acceptant into society as a whole.  So turn a bit of your offense of someone posting "Laugh AT autistic children"  That made me sick to be honest.
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#101 | 598 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
To be quite honest, I take some offense at calling autistic children handicapped.  All three of the autistic children in my life are quite smart (even brilliant) .  They are not operating in a diminished capacity.  They may require some extra guidance in social (and other situations), and to some degree that's true for all kids.  Above all, they're all HUMAN.  Just like the rest of us.
you are right Christie, all are human, and if they don't grow up being able to laugh at themselves, it's internalized and leads to mental health issues.  Joshua has been called "retarded" to his face...and he could of handled it one of two ways...my child, chose to hold his stance, look the person straight in the eye and tell them, "nope, I am autistic"..there's a difference.  I don't like judgmental tones being directed at something that was meant to entertain most of us here.  I am sure this is not what Jason meant his poll to turn into...so I am stepping down....
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#102 | 598 days ago

saying shocking things is not humor.  Not a joke to say something for shock value then just laugh it off.  That is my humble opinion.  
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#103 | 598 days ago

unfortunately my friend's son falls into the non verbal type of autism so he can't explain his situation to anyone and he also has "stemming issues" which further draws attention to him.  SO his case is not so easy and he can't talk back and say "no I'm just autistic and there is a difference".  I so wish he could.  It is deeply saddening to me.  done.
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#104 | 598 days ago

Oh FFS, drop it and stop being such a damn killjoy!  This poll is a series that is supposed to be all done in fun, but you're ruining it!
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#105 | 598 days ago

Menage A Drunk = the Vegas Flop

nuff said!
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#106 | 598 days ago

PurrsAlot wrote:
yep, just like violent video games... no consequences for actions, distances you from the actuality of violence and murder.  A cold fun way to kill and laugh about it.  Gotta LOVE no consequences in life.  Never have to grow up hahaha
You're right fake video game violence is so passe, excluding the squealing it is a lot like the carnival/arcade game "Whack-a-Mole!"

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#107 | 597 days ago

I could stab all of y'all in the face right now.
#108 | 597 days ago

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#109 | 597 days ago



i wish i could do this to all the hurt feelings.
#110 | 597 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


i wish i could do this to all the hurt feelings.
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#111 | 597 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
shat seems to be up to his nips in hurt feelings.
#112 | 597 days ago

Well looks like i need to make a retard joke more often. 
#113 | 597 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Well looks like i need to make a retard joke more often. 
Lemme know if you're at a loss for material.


Nevermind.  I forgot who I was responding to.

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