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Random Questions vol. 52
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose?
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet?
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.
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#1 | 643 days ago

52... *shakes head*


1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? Both.
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Dave
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Steak 'N Shake
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! Uh, I don't do either of those. Ugh. My last post anywhere would probably be "F*** you, Deb-beh!"
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to QMZ?Peeping through my boarded up basement window, they saw me add to my collection of zombie ears in mason jars.
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? What carpet?
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Not once you pass a C, really.
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. leggings, cris collinsworth, those stupid window family stickers.
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#1 | 643 days ago

52... *shakes head*


1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? Both.
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Dave
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Steak 'N Shake
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! Uh, I don't do either of those. Ugh. My last post anywhere would probably be "F*** you, Deb-beh!"
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to QMZ?Peeping through my boarded up basement window, they saw me add to my collection of zombie ears in mason jars.
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? What carpet?
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Not once you pass a C, really.
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. leggings, cris collinsworth, those stupid window family stickers.
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#2 | 643 days ago

1. Toilet Paper
2. Gerald Ford(Nebraska thing)
3. Subway
4. "I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb." Bobby Knight quote
5.  They saw me watching Jersey Shore for the "PLOT"
6.  Don't have either inside the refridgerator box I live in
7.  No bra is better
8.
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#3 | 643 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? TP
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Millard Fillmore
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? White Castle
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! I wouldn't bother with that. Last of the free porn...
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? Drug use
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? Yes
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Maybe next to Yoga pants
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. Religion, Politicians, Telemarketers
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#4 | 643 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?  toilet paper
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?  Lincoln
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose?  Boston Pizza
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! I got nothing
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?  Me streaking to the water cooler for a drink in the middle of the night
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet?  Carpet?
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?  No
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.  I'm with Ash on the Cris Collinsworth thing, Justin Bieber, and any annoying sports announce who thinks play by play needs to include basic lessons on the sport I am watching.  
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#5 | 643 days ago

I only have a couple of minuites so I gotta move quick...
1) Are you into Marketing?
2) Richard "Tricky Dick", "I am not a crook" Nixon I mean, if you're gonna do something crooked...
3) Wendy's or Whattaburger and not in that order
4) The meaning of Life is...
5) They weren't there for me...Jennifer Anniston was sneaking out again.
6) Uh, yes?
7) I say, 'Give 'em freedom!!" Is this a bad time to plug my "Fried Chicken & Mamograms" shop? I'm gonna call it ..."CHICK-ABOOB"
8) a. Texans Head Coach, b. Gary, c. Kubiak  (I know it's just one, but I really, REALLY want this)
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#6 | 643 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?----> toilet paper
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?---->Polk
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose?---->In 'N Out 
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!--->Your FACE. #jerkhole
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?---->a steamy pic of me and the UPS guy after he delivered my Kings tickets. 
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? --->They would. 
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?  --->No, but "petals" are. 
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.---->war, skinny jeans for men, and hunger
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#7 | 643 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? TP
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Reagan
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? In n Out
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO Goodbye FB!
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?BIt involves PB&J and nakedness.
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet?What carpet? 
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Sure
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. Mini Vans, Nicki Minaj, Cancer
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#8 | 643 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? - Both
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? - George Washington. His face looks like a potato too.
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? - Chipotle
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! - I dunno, I'm not that witty. I suppose "Don't call me, I'll call you."
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? - Something involving caramel syrup and a coin belt.
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? - What curtains?
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? - Not even a little bit. 
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. - Cancer, TV game blackouts, spam texts
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#9 | 643 days ago

Jess wrote:
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? - Both
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? - George Washington. His face looks like a potato too.
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? - Chipotle
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! - I dunno, I'm not that witty. I suppose "Don't call me, I'll call you."
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? - Something involving caramel syrup and a coin belt.
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? - What curtains?
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? - Not even a little bit. 
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. - Cancer, TV game blackouts, spam texts
Jesus..are you bald?
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#10 | 643 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Jesus..are you bald?
Figured everyone else already stole my answer with "what carpet?" so I would switch it up a bit. My humor obviously failed.
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#11 | 643 days ago

1. This is a fetish of yours isn't it? TP

2. Kathryn Bigelow film btw... LBJ

3. Lebanese chain back home, "Amir"

4. @Chell tHe CaKe Is a LiE <---- is a lie 

    #GLaDOS #ApertureScience

5. Probably a walk of shame out of my own place. (Coffee up, hoes down)

6. I guess, 5 o'clock shadow thing going on

7. I'm more of a strapless push up enthusiast

8. Guns, Germs and Steel  /work done, returns to home planet/
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#12 | 643 days ago

Jess wrote:
Figured everyone else already stole my answer with "what carpet?" so I would switch it up a bit. My humor obviously failed.
No...im just slow. Excellent sense of humor.
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#13 | 643 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. This is a fetish of yours isn't it? TP

2. Kathryn Bigelow film btw... LBJ

3. Lebanese chain back home, "Amir"

4. @Chell tHe CaKe Is a LiE <---- is a lie 

    #GLaDOS #ApertureScience

5. Probably a walk of shame out of my own place. (Coffee up, hoes down)

6. I guess, 5 o'clock shadow thing going on

7. I'm more of a strapless push up enthusiast

8. Guns, Germs and Steel  /work done, returns to home planet/
1.  No.  Im just a firm supporter of wipes.  You haven't cleaned yourself until you've cleaned yourself with wet wipes.
4.  Nice.
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#14 | 643 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? YES
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Bill Pullman.. Paxton.. Wait, Pullman
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Those homophobes over at Chik-Fil-A
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! Go F*ck yourself San Diego
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? That J's real name is Lennay Kekua
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? No, my "carpet" never got out if his Dennis Rodman phase
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Yes, but only if combined with sheer panties
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. Vegans, chlamydia, Jaleel White
#15 | 643 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
1.  No.  Im just a firm supporter of wipes.  You haven't cleaned yourself until you've cleaned yourself with wet wipes.
4.  Nice.
1. Whore's bath joke. (SFW)
4. Thanks for scoring at home.
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#16 | 643 days ago
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(Edited by Nick__)
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?  I don't wipe! ......ok...gross.....how about a bidet?!?   Ok, ok, 



2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Definitely NOT Obama! The black man is always the first to die in the movies!  WTF is up with that BS, BTW?!?! angry -  George Washington

3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Don't do FF, but, if I did, it would be Wendy's  (The Bacon-ater baby!!)

4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! LETS GO BLACKHAWKS!

5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? Nothing! My stuff is de-seeded! cool

6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? Nope! Got no carpet! But, when I do..... still no....I have more silver in my Curtains. - TMI!  TMI!

7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?   Next to edible ones!

8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. Hangovers!  Alarm Clocks!  Gary Bettman!
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#17 | 643 days ago


1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? TP

2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Bill Clinton 

3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Wendy's

4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! ......... 

5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? I wish i had something good here - but they were bored and left by day 2  

6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? Sure 

7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Top 5 

8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.  All Reality Talent Shows like The Voice  ,  Cancer ,  Boston/New England 
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#18 | 643 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? YES
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Bill Pullman.. Paxton.. Wait, Pullman
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Those homophobes over at Chik-Fil-A
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! Go F*ck yourself San Diego
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? That J's real name is Lennay Kekua
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? No, my "carpet" never got out if his Dennis Rodman phase
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Yes, but only if combined with sheer panties
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. Vegans, chlamydia, Jaleel White
Sir, Jaleel White is needed for his guest appearances!

Jess, I got it.

Sid, ....
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#19 | 643 days ago

1- Both
2-Richard Tricky Dick Nixon
3- Boston Market
4- If it isnt love, why does it hurt so bad, makes feel so sad inside
5- To private to willingly make public but most men do it in private and i dont mean masturbation
6- Yes- everyting is now BALD
7- No- lace wonder bra's does WONDERS!!!
8- illegal Drugs, Cancer and DEATH
#20 | 643 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? YES
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Harding
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Del Taco
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! I was Right!
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? My collection of Archies' Comics
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? No
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Nope
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. Cancer, Autism, Stoopidity
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#21 | 643 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?   Both
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?   Abraham Lincoln
 
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose?  Chiptotle
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!  I never liked you anyway
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?  Lots of public urination
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet?   No carpet, but I was thinking of making a spider web ala that dude from the Falcons.
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?   Chocolate is the awesomest thing ever created.
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.
     Mental illness, the penny,  campaign commercials
#22 | 643 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? - TP
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Nixon
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Subway
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! - It's Been Real!!
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? - Emmmm...Tim chasing a possum down the hill in his undys
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? - No
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?- Hello no
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existin- Cancer, Heart Disease, Telemarketers
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#23 | 643 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?   Both
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?   Abraham Lincoln
 
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose?  Chiptotle
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!  I never liked you anyway
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?  Lots of public urination
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet?   No carpet, but I was thinking of making a spider web ala that dude from the Falcons.
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?   Chocolate is the awesomest thing ever created.
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.
     Mental illness, the penny,  campaign commercials
the penny is gone from Canada, starting February 4th smiley
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#24 | 643 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?  Both
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?  Martin Van Buren
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Hardees
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO! "My Plan Worked"
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?  "He is Definitely a Jennifer Aniston fan"
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet?  both are ****, yes.
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?  i'm pretty sure white t-shirts are right up there.
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.  murder, jealousy, lady gaga
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#25 | 642 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?  usually tp
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?   abe lincoln
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose?   i would starve
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!  "ciao for now"
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?  me and toy time
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet?   when there is carpet, yes
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?   no, according to the 2,000 year old man it's "saran wrap"
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.  AIDS, Cancer and Prejudice.
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#26 | 642 days ago

toilet paper.......wet wipes.......yuckkkkkkkkkkkk
RICHARD NIXON...........
KFC..............yummmmmmmmmmy
see ya alllllll on the flip side.......lol
me naked.......as usual............wink
of course.....arent they supposed to ????
OOOOOOOH HELL YEAH...............
WORK..............lousy neighbors...........WAR
#27 | 642 days ago

(Edited by Beaneaters)
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? TP
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Clinton
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Zaxby's,  I am a chicken eating machine.
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!  LOL
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? I've come out of the closest as a flaming lesbian.
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? If you tilt your head sideways they kinda do.
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Yes, and the pushup ones are the most deceiving.
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. Cancer for sure, Snooki, and Chris Collinsworth.

* edited to say I didn't see Ashlie's mention of Collinsworth before I typed my response, but then again I believe a few folks would have listed him here.
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#28 | 642 days ago

1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?toilet parep first then wipes

2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?- Theodore Roosevelt, loved his mustache

3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose?- Carl's Jr.

4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!- "fat and stupid is no way to go through life son"

5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?- "playtime with ME!"

6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? - no, the curtains are torn down and the carpet is still shag!

7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created - YES and so are crotchless panties!

8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing - Cancer (all), WAR and all racial prejudices!
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#29 | 642 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper? TP
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze? Clinton
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose? Zaxby's,  I am a chicken eating machine.
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!  LOL
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ? I've come out of the closest as a flaming lesbian.
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet? If you tilt your head sideways they kinda do.
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created? Yes, and the pushup ones are the most deceiving.
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing. Cancer for sure, Snooki, and Chris Collinsworth.

* edited to say I didn't see Ashlie's mention of Collinsworth before I typed my response, but then again I believe a few folks would have listed him here.
It's okay to think as brilliantly as I do.
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#30 | 599 days ago

(Edited by AlwaysSunshine)
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?  Both.
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?  Abe Lincoln
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose?  Wendy's
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!  Goodnight, my darlings.
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?  Pictures of my birthday suit.
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet?  Hardwood floors.
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?  Ashlie's right.
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.  Honey Boo Boo, infomercials, cancer
#31 | 597 days ago

AlwaysSunshine wrote:
1.  Wet wipes or toilet paper?  Both.
2.  Which presidential mask would you wear if you robbed banks with Patrick Swayze?  Abe Lincoln
3.  If you could get lifetime free food from any fast food restaurant which one would you choose?  Wendy's
4.  Oh no...the interwebs are permanently crashing!  You have time to make one last sentence long facebook post or tweet. GO!  Goodnight, my darlings.
5.  The paparazzi have been camped outside your house for a week.  Whats the seediest thing they caught and sold to TMZ?  Pictures of my birthday suit.
6.  Do the curtains match the carpet?  Hardwood floors.
7.  Are sheer bras the awesomest thing ever created?  Ashlie's right.
8.  Do away with 3 things...forever.   But remember the ramifications of those things not existing.  Honey Boo Boo, infomercials, cancer
LOL @ hardwood floors.
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