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Question 1: What would it be known for?
An underground prison
A certain religion
Its farms
Unique sex laws

Question 2: What would the high school teams' nickname?
The Kardashians
The Playas
The PMS
The Jackasses

Question 3: What role would Marcus Nyce play?
Town librarian
Used car salesman
Fortune teller
The Butcher

Question 4: Where would Jess be seen the most?
In court
At the casino
At the saloon
At the gym

Question 5: What would be written on our license plates?
STFU
Go Jackasses!
16 gets you 20
Show me the money!

Question 6: Which resident has won the most ribbons at the annual fair?
Nick - pie eating
Kobe_lova - bull riding
Miss Hippie Queen - mud wrestling
Kteacher - tree climbing

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#6 | 531 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
is this town big enough to have a "town drunk"  or do we get to take turns?   billboard as you enter on main street should read "you are here, and we don't really give a sh*t"     billboard as you are leaving  "and don't come back, DOUCHEBAG"
Ha! Somehow I always pictured this sign at the city limits.
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#1 | 531 days ago

:/
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#2 | 531 days ago

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'd be a either be a Councilman (Clay Davis)


or The Bunk to Stoney's Jimmy McNolty



We also need a break out poll to decide if the F/E is Hamsterdam or the Vacants?



Beans get on a Q version of "Way down in the hole" (FYI these have been done.)
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#3 | 531 days ago

is this town big enough to have a "town drunk"  or do we get to take turns?   billboard as you enter on main street should read "you are here, and we don't really give a sh*t"     billboard as you are leaving  "and don't come back, DOUCHEBAG"
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#4 | 531 days ago

indecision



Marcus would clearly be the town's, the towns, well anything but those choices.  


cheeky



welcome back.  smiley
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#5 | 531 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
is this town big enough to have a "town drunk"  or do we get to take turns?   billboard as you enter on main street should read "you are here, and we don't really give a sh*t"     billboard as you are leaving  "and don't come back, DOUCHEBAG"
Too many drunks. Instead of one 'town drunk' we'd be known collectively  as the 'drunk town'.
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#6 | 531 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
is this town big enough to have a "town drunk"  or do we get to take turns?   billboard as you enter on main street should read "you are here, and we don't really give a sh*t"     billboard as you are leaving  "and don't come back, DOUCHEBAG"
Ha! Somehow I always pictured this sign at the city limits.
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#7 | 531 days ago

(Edited by cubsgirl)
I want to be the Miss Kitty type person. runs a saloon with hookers and never gets arrested.  How cool was that!  cool
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#8 | 531 days ago

Village Idiot here!    (Or is that too obvious?)
#9 | 531 days ago

As the mayor, Kobe_lova wanted to go over the town's sex laws with y'all :)
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#10 | 531 days ago

rockysnappyduke wrote:
As the mayor, Kobe_lova wanted to go over the town's sex laws with y'all :)
If I'm mayor, you know you aren't allowed in my damn town, right?
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#11 | 531 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
If I'm mayor, you know you aren't allowed in my damn town, right?
I just stop by once a year, pulled by my dog, to steal all of the Christmas gifts :) 
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#12 | 531 days ago
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WISAC1 wrote:
is this town big enough to have a "town drunk"  or do we get to take turns?   billboard as you enter on main street should read "you are here, and we don't really give a sh*t"     billboard as you are leaving  "and don't come back, DOUCHEBAG"
if it did JSWOL would be your man!

Who's the town whore?
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#13 | 531 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
If I'm mayor, you know you aren't allowed in my damn town, right?
Carcetti in 2014 is a shoo in since you don't wanna know what me and MileHigh McNolty have been doing with the bodies in the vacants.
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#14 | 530 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
rockysnappyduke wrote:
I just stop by once a year, pulled by my dog, to steal all of the Christmas gifts :) 
No, you go to jail!
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#15 | 530 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Carcetti in 2014 is a shoo in since you don't wanna know what me and MileHigh McNolty have been doing with the bodies in the vacants.
Stop this.
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#16 | 530 days ago

Can i be the head of the church?
#17 | 530 days ago
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Jason_ wrote:
Can i be the head of the church?
You, Kevin and I can be the Vigilante's and we take out all of the brown nosing, ass kissing idiots!  
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#18 | 530 days ago

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#19 | 530 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
You, Kevin and I can be the Vigilante's and we take out all of the brown nosing, ass kissing idiots!  
Ok..but can i be the head of the church while i do this?
#20 | 530 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ok..but can i be the head of the church while i do this?
#21 | 530 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
if it did JSWOL would be your man!

Who's the town whore?
you and I can take applications and do the interviews
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#22 | 530 days ago

Ha, who is the baker? And the candlestick maker?
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#23 | 530 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Ok..but can i be the head of the church while i do this?
no
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#24 | 530 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
no
Why not?  I know about sh**!
#25 | 530 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Why not?  I know about sh**!
That I don't doubt. 

What kind of church and what would you be naming it?.... plus if it's not next to a Church's and a liquor store, the ordinance will never get approval from the council...fyi.
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#26 | 530 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
That I don't doubt. 

What kind of church and what would you be naming it?.... plus if it's not next to a Church's and a liquor store, the ordinance will never get approval from the council...fyi.
How about...

The Church of the Holy Bloody Virgin Mary of  Crucified Virgins?
or
The Church of the Awesome Nuns and Sh** Who Pray for Us?
#27 | 530 days ago

All I know is Nick would be the town jester.
#28 | 530 days ago
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jswol54 wrote:
All I know is Nick would be the town jester.
No, that would be ODDFOOL
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#29 | 530 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
How about...

The Church of the Holy Bloody Virgin Mary of  Crucified Virgins?
or
The Church of the Awesome Nuns and Sh** Who Pray for Us?
no
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#30 | 530 days ago

Nick__ wrote:
No, that would be ODDFOOL
Thank You.


(I claimed village idiot earlier, because most towns don't have a jester, unless you count this guy...



Otherwise, when it comes to jesters, Oddfool rules supreme!
#31 | 529 days ago

Sharp Square and Nick just drove into town one winter day on a mo-ped :)
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#32 | 527 days ago
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rockysnappyduke wrote:
Sharp Square and Nick just drove into town one winter day on a mo-ped :)



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