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- What's your favorite condiment?

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be?

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why?

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. 

- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be?
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#5 | 372 days ago

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- What's your favorite condiment? Mayo/Mustard/Tabasco Sauce
 
 
- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be?   I guess depends on where they move to , some places i kinda just a little don't like soooo. 

 
- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? A Sloth 
 
 
- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. What did Yoda tell Luke when he couldn't use chopsticks?   ------  Use the forks  laugh
 
 
- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? This year for the Saints Pat Swilling 


 
  
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#1 | 372 days ago

 What's your favorite condiment? Ranch dressing or Balsamic vinegar.

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be? I don't even want to think about it...but most likely yes.

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? hmmm I don't know if it would be a dolphin (they look like they have so much fun), or a mountain lion (just badasses)

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. Nah, I'm unfunny.

- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? Walter Effin Jones...we need him!
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#2 | 372 days ago

1. What's your favorite condiment? mustard....or ranch.
2. If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be? Unless there is a new team here, or they move to like NY, yes.  More than likely...
3.  If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? hooman.
4. Tell the Q a riddle or joke. Knock, knock. F*** you.
5.  If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? play on their team or mine? Lawrence Taylor.
#3 | 372 days ago

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- What's your favorite condiment? Hieine's hot sauce.

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be?  It has happened once already. I still rooted for the Champaign Bears that year.

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? A godzilla, because I have always wanted to rampage through a city.

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.


- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? Babe Ruth
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#4 | 372 days ago

Lobotomy Jones wrote:
- What's your favorite condiment? Hieine's hot sauce.

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be?  It has happened once already. I still rooted for the Champaign Bears that year.

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? A godzilla, because I have always wanted to rampage through a city.

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.


- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? Babe Ruth
My buddy got a ticket for going 110 in a 55 on the way to the Eagles game that year.  He threatened to take him to jail and impound the car because my buddy gave him lip.  To this day I'd still love to give that cop a knuckle sammich. 
#5 | 372 days ago

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- What's your favorite condiment? Mayo/Mustard/Tabasco Sauce
 
 
- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be?   I guess depends on where they move to , some places i kinda just a little don't like soooo. 

 
- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? A Sloth 
 
 
- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. What did Yoda tell Luke when he couldn't use chopsticks?   ------  Use the forks  laugh
 
 
- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? This year for the Saints Pat Swilling 


 
#6 | 372 days ago

1. Guacamole
2. No effing way. It already happened to my baseball team and I just stopped following the sport altogether. Totally different since baseball is a completely regional sport (there is very little out of market interest by casual fans.) but still.
3. Bear
4. "I try to be frank and earnest with women. In Montreal I'm Frank. In Atlanta I'm Ernest." (via Henny Youngman)
5.  Barry Sanders in some read option offense. It's making Shady McCoy look like Barry Sanders, so just imagine what the real deal  would be like?!!
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#7 | 372 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1. Guacamole
2. No effing way. It already happened to my baseball team and I just stopped following the sport altogether. Totally different since baseball is a completely regional sport (there is very little out of market interest by casual fans.) but still.
3. Bear
4. "I try to be frank and earnest with women. In Montreal I'm Frank. In Atlanta I'm Ernest." (via Henny Youngman)
5.  Barry Sanders in some read option offense. It's making Shady McCoy look like Barry Sanders, so just imagine what the real deal  would be like?!!
I LOLed @ #4
#8 | 372 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
I LOLed @ #4
Henny was the best!
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#9 | 372 days ago

1.   Franks Red Hot Sauce
2.  Nope , happened already with the Houston Oilers,,,still holding a grudge,,,,,finally moved on to the Dolphins.
3.  Still ...parrot ...preferably in Costa Rica
4.   What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
5.   Larry Little.......for the same salary,,,,,,,,,those were the days  http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/03/sports/football/03dolphins.html?_r




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#10 | 372 days ago

- What's your favorite condiment?   Mayo

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be?  Yes, its happened before 

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why?  A Unicorn.

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke.  pass

- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? Bo Jackson!
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#11 | 372 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
- What's your favorite condiment?   Mayo

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be?  Yes, its happened before 

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why?  A Unicorn.

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke.  pass

- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? Bo Jackson!
#12 | 372 days ago

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jswol54 wrote:
Hey...Cutler isn't gonna ride me! LOL. 

I would be a pretty pink sparkly Unicorn!!
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#13 | 372 days ago

- What's your favorite condiment? mustard when i'm good, guac when i'm not
 
- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be? they did and i didn't....gooooo chargers!
 
- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? chameleon because they sit in the sun like total badasses and eat all day and change colors and live in tropical places
 
- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. i never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. but when i got home, all the signs were there.
 
- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? earl campbell, but for houston
#14 | 372 days ago

  1.  Ranch/Honey Mustard
  2. Wouldn’t follow Broncos if they moved, would likely follow second favorite team Detroit Lions
  3. Wolverine, so I could bite Pat Bowlen’s  leg for moving Broncos
  4. What do you get when you cross D-Lineman with a prostitute?  A quarter-ton pickup
  5. Barry Sanders or John Elway
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#15 | 372 days ago

- What's your favorite condiment? Horseradish

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be? I'd most likely still root for the Broncos. If not, I'd become an Alouettes fan

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why?
hiphopanonymous

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. 
One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and I thought it was a ghost that had passed out, so I kicked it.

- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be?
Vincent Edward Bociferous Jackson
#16 | 372 days ago

- What's your favorite condiment?  BBQ sauce

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be?  Depends on where they moved to.  Probably Seattle or KC

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why?  Orca

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke.   The Redskins are a Playoff Team.

- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be?  Darrel Green or Dale Murphy.  Just so I could see them play.
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#17 | 372 days ago

- What's your favorite condiment? Ketchup

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be? If The Vikings moved to LA, I'd cheer for the Bears or the Chiefs, otherwise I'd continue cheering for them.

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? A bear.

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? Fran Tarkenton
#18 | 372 days ago
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(Edited by Nick__)
1. What's your favorite condiment? Mayo or Ranch dressing

2. If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be? Unless there is a new team here I would still root for them.

3.  If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why?  I just answered this last week in CAPTN's poll.


4. Tell the Q a riddle or joke. What do you call a smiling Roman with a pubic hair stuck in his teeth?
A gladiator  laugh


5.  If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? I  read the word "retired" as retarded"  hahaha (sigh)......... 


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#19 | 371 days ago

- What's your favorite condiment? Jalapenos

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be?  SHUT UP! (F the B I  T C H who killed her husband (scuba accident my arse), and put a losing team on the field so she could move them) "Once a Rams Fan, Always a Rams Fan"-----

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? GirOTH.....giraffe/sloth hybrid 

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke.  Poor people have it, Rich people don't need it, and if you eat it, you'll die. What is it? Nothing. badumda

- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be?  Marshall Faulk
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#20 | 371 days ago

KETCHUP..............KEEP CHEERING THEM............a CUB ( lol )..........LATER............SAMMY SOSA......smileyyes
#21 | 371 days ago

What's your favorite condiment? Depends on what I am eating. there is no "one" condiment for all foods
 
- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be? Of course! They are still my team.
 
- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? Dolphin, they live in the water(which I am partial to) and are quite social
 
- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish
 
- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be? Joe Washington
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#22 | 371 days ago

- What's your favorite condiment? Trojan Extra Lar...OH,OH Condiment..Mustard

- If your favorite NFL team picked up and moved, would you continue to root for them in their new city or adopt a new team?  If you were to adopt a new team, what team would it be? If the Pittsburgh Steelers move I would adopt the Chicago Bears as my new team! Because any other city or state in front of the nickname Steelers would never sound right!

- If you could be reincarnated and come back as your animal of choice, what would it be and why? a Lion...King of the Jungle!

- Tell the Q a riddle or joke. Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."

- If you could choose one retired player to come back and play for one season in his/her prime, who would it be?Henry Louis "Lou" Gehrig
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