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activitism!
pretend i gave you $1million in start up funds to build a charity for any purpose you can possibly dream of. 

- what's the name of the charity?
- who is your celebrity front guy?
- what is the theme of your first 5k?
- who would you secretly exploit to get what you want for the charity?
- how much would you give towards lobbying?
- etc.
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#1 | 162 days ago

name: off the beatles path

mission: to take all the money saved deterring people from spending it on beatles music to make running paths that run down the middle of high traffic highways so you can feel an amazing whoosh while you exercise

front man: bruce springsteen

5k theme: born to run. runners are encouraged to wear decorative diapers and will receive a medal and a flagon of breast milk at the finish line

exploiting: ringo starr and his dripping jealousy of paul mccartney

lobbyists: $0, lobbying is the worst.

t-shirt:
  
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#1 | 162 days ago

name: off the beatles path

mission: to take all the money saved deterring people from spending it on beatles music to make running paths that run down the middle of high traffic highways so you can feel an amazing whoosh while you exercise

front man: bruce springsteen

5k theme: born to run. runners are encouraged to wear decorative diapers and will receive a medal and a flagon of breast milk at the finish line

exploiting: ringo starr and his dripping jealousy of paul mccartney

lobbyists: $0, lobbying is the worst.

t-shirt:
#2 | 162 days ago

name: cauliflower is not a carb or CINAC
mission: to get bitches to stop making cauliflower into rice, tortillas, pizza crusts, etc.
front man: bootsy collins
5k theme: thunder thighs
exploiting: my friend becca who makes everything out of cauliflower and has yet to enjoy any of it
#3 | 162 days ago

Panty raid!
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#4 | 161 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Panty raid!
i'm so happy you noticed :)
#5 | 161 days ago

hmm...

name: chip clips (lowercase is correct...i'll get nyce on my logo)
mission: to ensure that chips and queso con chile ou queso blanco is available on the table in every eating establishment for free.... bruster's, no problem. Church's, easy peasy. Deli table at Kroger, done.
front man: chipper jones, cause hell yeah.
5k theme: eat bitches commercials. omg...chipper jones saying eat bitches (no idea where i want my emPHAsis) is swoontastic.
exploiting: no need. errbody wants chips for the free.
lobbyists: I don't even know what that means.
details of commercial ad campaign: TBD but Chipper Jones will say Eat, bitches! or Eat bitches! or We gon' eat (chips,) bitches! at least twice. 
#6 | 161 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
hmm...

name: chip clips (lowercase is correct...i'll get nyce on my logo)
mission: to ensure that chips and queso con chile ou queso blanco is available on the table in every eating establishment for free.... bruster's, no problem. Church's, easy peasy. Deli table at Kroger, done.
front man: chipper jones, cause hell yeah.
5k theme: eat bitches commercials. omg...chipper jones saying eat bitches (no idea where i want my emPHAsis) is swoontastic.
exploiting: no need. errbody wants chips for the free.
lobbyists: I don't even know what that means.
details of commercial ad campaign: TBD but Chipper Jones will say Eat, bitches! or Eat bitches! or We gon' eat (chips,) bitches! at least twice. 
bitches. are. dying.

you have my $0.50 a day to keep chips and queso on tables. 
#7 | 161 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
bitches. are. dying.

you have my $0.50 a day to keep chips and queso on tables. 

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