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"I am really concerned about a new development in my life. I have settled into an apartment in Arizona. Being that the furniture that I own is in a storage unit in Florida, I was forced to purchase new furniture. After it was delivered I discovered that it matched. The sofa and love seat are the same color. There are 2 end tables and a coffee table of identical style and material. Two lamps that match(including lamp shades). There is a area rug that matches the colors of the couch and love seat. In the bedroom the night stand, dresser(with mirror), and entertainment stand all match. I even have a headboard on my bed. So my questions become, When did I become an adult? Does this mean I will look for women that are interested in dating me and not just there, drunk and horny? What other adult like things am I apt to do now? Will I care about other peoples feelings?"
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#2 | 44 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
Before I get into answering your questions I just need to comment on the areas of the country you choose to settle down in.  Did you decide that Florida wasn’t bat s**t crazy enough for you?  I mean…you’ve now lived in the only two states that are their own internet meme!   Move to Texas in a few years and you’ll complete the Redneck Hat Trick…the  ‘Murica Trifecta…
 
Moving on.
 
"I am really concerned about a new development in my life. I have settled into an apartment in Arizona. Being that the furniture that I own is in a storage unit in Florida, I was forced to purchase new furniture.

Like forced at gun point?  Is this an Arizona thing?  Was there an ultimatum involved?  Are you worried you might see your stuff on an episode of Storage Wars?  Better go get that s**t before that douche guy “Yyyyyep”’s all of it away for 250 dollars.

 After it was delivered I discovered that it matched. The sofa and love seat are the same color. There are 2 end tables and a coffee table of identical style and material. Two lamps that match(including lamp shades). There is a area rug that matches the colors of the couch and love seat. In the bedroom the night stand, dresser(with mirror), and entertainment stand all match. I even have a headboard on my bed.

What do you mean “discovered”?  Did you not pick them out?  How was this a surprise?  Did you call the furniture store and say “Bring me whatever the f**k you want!”?  Are you color blind and just rolled the dice?
 

     So my questions become, When did I become an adult?

Well I don’t know if you “became” an adult really since it sounds like it was against your wishes.  I think if the situation was different and you willingly went to the local Broyhill Showroom and wet your panties upon laying eyes on that fabulous microfiber couch on sale then yes that probably makes you an adult. 

Does this mean I will look for women that are interested in dating me and not just there, drunk and horny?

I don’t see the disconnect between the two.  I would say a decent percent of relationships start off that way.  I’d say everyone at some point has been in some form of relationship that maybe at the beginning was just nothing more than two drunks at the right place at the right time. 

Besides…you can “look” for women that are interested in you all you want, but you wont find them until they ARE there, drunk, and horny...so see…same difference.

 What other adult like things am I apt to do now?

Things on the list of “Oh S**t I’m An Adult Now!”
 
  1. Grocery shopping BEFORE midnight.
  2. Shaving things more than once a week.
  3. Paying credit card bills with money and not other credit cards.
  4. Calling your mom regularly.
  5. Getting a gym membership and not calling curling a barbell during timeouts a workout.
  6. Thinking all of “today’s” music is s**t.
  7. Trying to quit smoking and actually meaning it.
  8. Going to the doctor for a nagging cough and agreeing to a prostate exam.
The list goes on and on….

Will I care about other peoples feelings?"

Don’t worry…if there IS one good thing about becoming an adult is that you’ll actually care less about what other people think the older you get.  Why else do old people do the crazy s**t they do...like move to Florida and Arizona.   Its because they have zero f**ks to give.
  
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#1 | 44 days ago

Maybe you`ve found your calling...interior decorating.cheeky The only thing that matches in my place is the rolls of toillet paper in both bathrooms! Woops I just checked and one is 1 ply and the other is 2 ply. Nevermind.blush
#2 | 44 days ago

(Edited by Jason_)
Before I get into answering your questions I just need to comment on the areas of the country you choose to settle down in.  Did you decide that Florida wasn’t bat s**t crazy enough for you?  I mean…you’ve now lived in the only two states that are their own internet meme!   Move to Texas in a few years and you’ll complete the Redneck Hat Trick…the  ‘Murica Trifecta…
 
Moving on.
 
"I am really concerned about a new development in my life. I have settled into an apartment in Arizona. Being that the furniture that I own is in a storage unit in Florida, I was forced to purchase new furniture.

Like forced at gun point?  Is this an Arizona thing?  Was there an ultimatum involved?  Are you worried you might see your stuff on an episode of Storage Wars?  Better go get that s**t before that douche guy “Yyyyyep”’s all of it away for 250 dollars.

 After it was delivered I discovered that it matched. The sofa and love seat are the same color. There are 2 end tables and a coffee table of identical style and material. Two lamps that match(including lamp shades). There is a area rug that matches the colors of the couch and love seat. In the bedroom the night stand, dresser(with mirror), and entertainment stand all match. I even have a headboard on my bed.

What do you mean “discovered”?  Did you not pick them out?  How was this a surprise?  Did you call the furniture store and say “Bring me whatever the f**k you want!”?  Are you color blind and just rolled the dice?
 

     So my questions become, When did I become an adult?

Well I don’t know if you “became” an adult really since it sounds like it was against your wishes.  I think if the situation was different and you willingly went to the local Broyhill Showroom and wet your panties upon laying eyes on that fabulous microfiber couch on sale then yes that probably makes you an adult. 

Does this mean I will look for women that are interested in dating me and not just there, drunk and horny?

I don’t see the disconnect between the two.  I would say a decent percent of relationships start off that way.  I’d say everyone at some point has been in some form of relationship that maybe at the beginning was just nothing more than two drunks at the right place at the right time. 

Besides…you can “look” for women that are interested in you all you want, but you wont find them until they ARE there, drunk, and horny...so see…same difference.

 What other adult like things am I apt to do now?

Things on the list of “Oh S**t I’m An Adult Now!”
 
  1. Grocery shopping BEFORE midnight.
  2. Shaving things more than once a week.
  3. Paying credit card bills with money and not other credit cards.
  4. Calling your mom regularly.
  5. Getting a gym membership and not calling curling a barbell during timeouts a workout.
  6. Thinking all of “today’s” music is s**t.
  7. Trying to quit smoking and actually meaning it.
  8. Going to the doctor for a nagging cough and agreeing to a prostate exam.
The list goes on and on….

Will I care about other peoples feelings?"

Don’t worry…if there IS one good thing about becoming an adult is that you’ll actually care less about what other people think the older you get.  Why else do old people do the crazy s**t they do...like move to Florida and Arizona.   Its because they have zero f**ks to give.
#3 | 44 days ago

Your ummmm "moving" avatar doesn't move at the same time. One goes up while the other goes down.  It's disconcerting.

Carry on.
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#4 | 44 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Jason_ wrote:
Before I get into answering your questions I just need to comment on the areas of the country you choose to settle down in.  Did you decide that Florida wasn’t bat s**t crazy enough for you?  I mean…you’ve now lived in the only two states that are their own internet meme!   Move to Texas in a few years and you’ll complete the Redneck Hat Trick…the  ‘Murica Trifecta…
 
Moving on.
 
"I am really concerned about a new development in my life. I have settled into an apartment in Arizona. Being that the furniture that I own is in a storage unit in Florida, I was forced to purchase new furniture.

Like forced at gun point?  Is this an Arizona thing?  Was there an ultimatum involved?  Are you worried you might see your stuff on an episode of Storage Wars?  Better go get that s**t before that douche guy “Yyyyyep”’s all of it away for 250 dollars.

 After it was delivered I discovered that it matched. The sofa and love seat are the same color. There are 2 end tables and a coffee table of identical style and material. Two lamps that match(including lamp shades). There is a area rug that matches the colors of the couch and love seat. In the bedroom the night stand, dresser(with mirror), and entertainment stand all match. I even have a headboard on my bed.

What do you mean “discovered”?  Did you not pick them out?  How was this a surprise?  Did you call the furniture store and say “Bring me whatever the f**k you want!”?  Are you color blind and just rolled the dice?
 

     So my questions become, When did I become an adult?

Well I don’t know if you “became” an adult really since it sounds like it was against your wishes.  I think if the situation was different and you willingly went to the local Broyhill Showroom and wet your panties upon laying eyes on that fabulous microfiber couch on sale then yes that probably makes you an adult. 

Does this mean I will look for women that are interested in dating me and not just there, drunk and horny?

I don’t see the disconnect between the two.  I would say a decent percent of relationships start off that way.  I’d say everyone at some point has been in some form of relationship that maybe at the beginning was just nothing more than two drunks at the right place at the right time. 

Besides…you can “look” for women that are interested in you all you want, but you wont find them until they ARE there, drunk, and horny...so see…same difference.

 What other adult like things am I apt to do now?

Things on the list of “Oh S**t I’m An Adult Now!”
 
  1. Grocery shopping BEFORE midnight.
  2. Shaving things more than once a week.
  3. Paying credit card bills with money and not other credit cards.
  4. Calling your mom regularly.
  5. Getting a gym membership and not calling curling a barbell during timeouts a workout.
  6. Thinking all of “today’s” music is s**t.
  7. Trying to quit smoking and actually meaning it.
  8. Going to the doctor for a nagging cough and agreeing to a prostate exam.
The list goes on and on….

Will I care about other peoples feelings?"

Don’t worry…if there IS one good thing about becoming an adult is that you’ll actually care less about what other people think the older you get.  Why else do old people do the crazy s**t they do...like move to Florida and Arizona.   Its because they have zero f**ks to give.
Sadly, I can't pay credit card bills with other credit cards anymore. It's no longer an option (I thought no one could, maybe it's just here)...those asswipes.


p.s. <3
#5 | 44 days ago

 You are now Mr Kevin, no more "the", you god****n grownup.
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#6 | 44 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Jason_ wrote:
Before I get into answering your questions I just need to comment on the areas of the country you choose to settle down in.  Did you decide that Florida wasn’t bat s**t crazy enough for you?  I mean…you’ve now lived in the only two states that are their own internet meme!   Move to Texas in a few years and you’ll complete the Redneck Hat Trick…the  ‘Murica Trifecta…
 
Moving on.
 
"I am really concerned about a new development in my life. I have settled into an apartment in Arizona. Being that the furniture that I own is in a storage unit in Florida, I was forced to purchase new furniture.

Like forced at gun point?  Is this an Arizona thing?  Was there an ultimatum involved?  Are you worried you might see your stuff on an episode of Storage Wars?  Better go get that s**t before that douche guy “Yyyyyep”’s all of it away for 250 dollars.

 After it was delivered I discovered that it matched. The sofa and love seat are the same color. There are 2 end tables and a coffee table of identical style and material. Two lamps that match(including lamp shades). There is a area rug that matches the colors of the couch and love seat. In the bedroom the night stand, dresser(with mirror), and entertainment stand all match. I even have a headboard on my bed.

What do you mean “discovered”?  Did you not pick them out?  How was this a surprise?  Did you call the furniture store and say “Bring me whatever the f**k you want!”?  Are you color blind and just rolled the dice?
 

     So my questions become, When did I become an adult?

Well I don’t know if you “became” an adult really since it sounds like it was against your wishes.  I think if the situation was different and you willingly went to the local Broyhill Showroom and wet your panties upon laying eyes on that fabulous microfiber couch on sale then yes that probably makes you an adult. 

Does this mean I will look for women that are interested in dating me and not just there, drunk and horny?

I don’t see the disconnect between the two.  I would say a decent percent of relationships start off that way.  I’d say everyone at some point has been in some form of relationship that maybe at the beginning was just nothing more than two drunks at the right place at the right time. 

Besides…you can “look” for women that are interested in you all you want, but you wont find them until they ARE there, drunk, and horny...so see…same difference.

 What other adult like things am I apt to do now?

Things on the list of “Oh S**t I’m An Adult Now!”
 
  1. Grocery shopping BEFORE midnight.
  2. Shaving things more than once a week.
  3. Paying credit card bills with money and not other credit cards.
  4. Calling your mom regularly.
  5. Getting a gym membership and not calling curling a barbell during timeouts a workout.
  6. Thinking all of “today’s” music is s**t.
  7. Trying to quit smoking and actually meaning it.
  8. Going to the doctor for a nagging cough and agreeing to a prostate exam.
The list goes on and on….

Will I care about other peoples feelings?"

Don’t worry…if there IS one good thing about becoming an adult is that you’ll actually care less about what other people think the older you get.  Why else do old people do the crazy s**t they do...like move to Florida and Arizona.   Its because they have zero f**ks to give.
I loved living in Florida, however with the parentals getting older. I felt it necessary to move back to AZ, and the warmer part too. I will be here for a while and moving to Texas is not a option. If I leave AZ again, I will be moving back to Florida.

Forced as in I had no furniture, now I could have lived in an empty apartment, Sleeping on an air mattress and sitting on the floor until I saved the money to rent a uhaul to get my furniture moved from Florida back to AZ; No I make my payments on my storage unit. Mainly because there are 2 pieces of furniture in it that I hope to have again. One is a dresser built by my Great Grandfather and the other is a marble end table. I am talking to a friend about clearing it out and selling everything but those two items.

I don't know, I guess it simply didn't  dawn on me till they were in my apartment. After many years of living with mismatched furniture, I guess at the time the fact that it all went together didn't occur to me.

I went shopping before midnight and bought fresh fruit. Is this something else that adults do?

1. Done that
2. Haven't shaved my face since January '14 and only shaved it that one time since February of 2013. I wouldn't have shaved it then had I known that I wasn't going to be working in the restaurant industry again.
3. Do that
4. Do that, in fact I text my family daily
5. Not yet, however I do have a friend that is building a Personal Trainer business and he is encouraging me to let him train me. So that might happen soon.
6. Not quite to all, but close. 
7. Did that cold turkey in December of 2011
8. That may never happen! F**k legal drug dealers!
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#7 | 44 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
 You are now Mr Kevin, no more "the", you god****n grownup.
NO! I will always be THE Kevin!
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#8 | 43 days ago

Dafuq is happening here?
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#9 | 42 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Dafuq is happening here?
ROFLMAO!!!
#10 | 41 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)


Who you got?

4500 to 5500 words... break it down Dr. Jack Ramsey style...

Go!
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#11 | 41 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:


Who you got?

4500 to 5500 words... break it down Dr. Jack Ramsey style...

Go!
Wait..who do i have for what?  My back in a bar fight?  On my pickup basketball team?  Hula hoop championships?
#12 | 41 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
Wait..who do i have for what?  My back in a bar fight?  On my pickup basketball team?  Hula hoop championships?
Yes.
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#13 | 41 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Yes.
What vintage Lee Majors?
#14 | 41 days ago

Jason_ wrote:
What vintage Lee Majors?
Peak, same for The Mount
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#15 | 41 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Peak, same for The Mount
Majors....Late 70's into early 80s.  Six Million Dollar Man...Fall Guy...and married to pre-crazy Farrah Fawcett. 
Mount....Current. 

Ill need to write something up.  Give me a few days .

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