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55	what do you do, if your zipper dont go up I in same times, cannot up my zipper of my pants , is a question for women and men, what do you think, do , you be crazy, or you dont do nothing? FanIQ Pts? No \| Locker Room \| Closes Never \| Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

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#4 \| 237 days ago mooser58 (+)	Button fly....no need for interlocking metal teeth down there. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#1 \| 237 days ago TheDeuce (+)	Time to buy another pair. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#2 \| 237 days ago half_baked (+)	Yes....sometimes it is a problem...but not for the reasons you mentioned... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#3 \| 237 days ago AndiLee0388 (+)	Pull your pants down to the crack of yer arse and pretend you are hanging wid da kool kids. NOT!!!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#4 \| 237 days ago mooser58 (+)	Button fly....no need for interlocking metal teeth down there. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#5 \| 237 days ago derms33 (+)	Let that bad boy hang on out Enter the poll to see my answer
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#6 \| 237 days ago aurorablo (+)	I don't have this problem so far coz I maintain my weight.However,if someday this will happen,then I'll buy new pairs of pants or I will diet. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#7 \| 237 days ago davonthedl (+)	I tuck in my schlong first then no problems. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#8 \| 237 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Throw the dude out and buy a new one. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#9 \| 237 days ago AndiLee0388 (+)	davonthedl wrote: I tuck in my schlong first then no problems. SCHLONG??????? ROTFLMBO Enter the poll to see my answer
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#10 \| 237 days ago Wordsmith (+)	No need for pants in the nudist colony, but then again, it does get a little Nippy here in the winter. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#11 \| 237 days ago dipstick (+)	1. Buy new ones 2. I bought new ones, then dieted/excersized and now the new ones are too big Enter the poll to see my answer
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#12 \| 237 days ago Cali_Kat (+)	Change pants?? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#13 \| 237 days ago Grneyes (+)	next poll...........
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#14 \| 237 days ago Shideh (+)	(Edited by Shideh) I would go crazy 'cause before leaving I decide which cloths to wear and when something such as what you said happens it makes me mad although I know I have no other choice and I have to change my decision!!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#15 \| 237 days ago nader2009 (+)	Simply put my blouse over my trouser just this easily,lol. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#16 \| 237 days ago bubba34 (+)	Switch to sweat pants. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#17 \| 237 days ago towsongirl12 (+)	Try again Enter the poll to see my answer
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#18 \| 237 days ago keebs8 (+)	mooser58 wrote: Button fly....no need for interlocking metal teeth down there. They still make those?? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#19 \| 237 days ago SOS (+)	Advertize Enter the poll to see my answer
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#20 \| 237 days ago cheoha2000 (+)	How about using some proper ENGLISH when typing your message or question? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#21 \| 237 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	(Edited by marcus_nyce) I would just get a pair of these. my man Tiger_Pride2 knows a dude in Indy who can hook you up. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#22 \| 237 days ago 41_WILLYS (+)	Buy them three sizes too large ! LMAO !
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#23 \| 237 days ago topnach (+)	All I can think of is beans and franks. Ouch Enter the poll to see my answer
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#24 \| 237 days ago blondie45044 (+)	Then I would wear something else! No shoes no shirts no problems! Kenney Chesney www.youtube.com/watch Enter the poll to see my answer
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#25 \| 236 days ago noti4 (+)	well my friend CHEHOA 2000, YOU ARE A PERSON WHO MAYBE TOLK AND WRITE ENGLISH PERFECT, BUT ARE MUCH PLAYERS, LIKE ME, THAT WHE MUST DO A VERY EFFORT TO ANSWER OR DO THE QUESTION, IF YOU ARE SO PERFECT, GO TO TEACH ,AND WHE DONT CRY FOR IT.- hERE ARE PLAYER OF ALL THE WORLD, PLAY IS A PLEASURE, BUT I THINK FOR YOU NO ,PLAY IS FREE, FUNNY AND ALL LOVE IT .BECAUSE MAKE FRIENDS ,AND GOOD FRIENDS - SALUDOS CHAMIGO
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#26 \| 236 days ago CAPTAINSEAFOOD (+)	I DONT WORRY ABOUT...SMALL PROBLEMS... JUST KEEP ON TRUCKING,EVERYTHING WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF
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#27 \| 236 days ago Beaneaters (+)	Usually if the zipper won't go up, I just sit back an enjoy the cool breezes... now, if the zipper didn't go up because I forgot to zip it up, that's a whole 'nother poll... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#28 \| 236 days ago angry_man7777 (+)	What are we homeless now??? Or are we retarded. Did we forget how to zip? Is is broken and you are to stupid to fix it? Pliers and ducktape fix everything.
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#29 \| 236 days ago BikerBaby (+)	Pi$$ your pants , if you have a drink spill it on you & cuss !! Go buy new pair - sweats.No buttons & zipper. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#30 \| 235 days ago RichmondSpider (+)	There is a reason God made 501's Enter the poll to see my answer
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#31 \| 212 days ago kinakinkid (+)	I will just tell them its a new fashion statement.
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#32 \| 206 days ago Anthonyg7575 (+)	Feel the draft...... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#33 \| 203 days ago burnet44 (+)	thats right just hanging in the breeze Enter the poll to see my answer
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#34 \| 151 days ago iceage1957 (+)	just wear a long shirt or tee shirt to cover it Enter the poll to see my answer
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#35 \| 102 days ago Chappie (+)	Just go where the wind takes you. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#36 \| 91 days ago BAMA_73 (+)	Start accepting tips!
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#37 \| 80 days ago Raj1869 (+)	Can I borrow your hanky please? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#38 \| 80 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	i only use Button fly Jean's Enter the poll to see my answer
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#39 \| 80 days ago AudiThree (+)	Well, it just so happens I have a pair of real nice courderoy pants and the zipper broke. Yep! Doesn't go up or down. Solution? I'm taking them to the cleaners and for $10 get a new zipper put in. Pants cost 5x that, so makes sense to me! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#40 \| 72 days ago jeetkaybee (+)	No option....but to put my shirt over trouser. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#41 \| 69 days ago jessieraki_1610 (+)	Men...learn to wer skirts! Ladies....ours dont hang, we r safe! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#42 \| 67 days ago icfeet (+)	First, I would have to warn the ladies NOT to look...because they wouldn't see anything anyway...er...I guess I'd just wear a t-shirt untucked to cover it, or just use some duct tape. A new fashion statement!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#43 \| 50 days ago sahitya_murali (+)	if my zipper doesn't go up, i jus get into another pair of pants!!!!! Enter the poll to see my answer

#44 \| 50 days ago raja_starkglass (+)	sahitya_murali wrote: if my zipper doesn't go up, i jus get into another pair of pants!!!!! why not go to ward robe and check....! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#45 \| 50 days ago raja_starkglass (+)	At 34 had my first brush with death, heart attack, then again at 57, a second attack, then at 34, weight was 88 kilos for a 5ft 11 inches body frame, at 57 it was 80 kilos and now with water and water and more water, toxins cleaned up, a healthy 72 kilos, body weight, broad smile and healthy mind, body and soul. Enter the poll to see my answer

#46 \| 46 days ago suleman_mike301 (+)	sahitya_murali wrote: if my zipper doesn't go up, i jus get into another pair of pants!!!!! sahitya i love the cricket.

#47 \| 45 days ago sahitya_murali (+)	suleman_mike301 wrote: sahitya i love the cricket. sry??????? wat does dat hav 2 do wid dis ????? Enter the poll to see my answer

#48 \| 45 days ago josh_draughn18 (+)	ive had this happen b4 right in the middle of a party at a friends house so when someone said my fly was open i lloked around and asked out loud who been sucking my d$@k Enter the poll to see my answer
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#49 \| 37 days ago oxbench (+)	Try getting me a safety PIN for pull up the fly... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#50 \| 37 days ago myrna_ventura (+)	noti4 wrote: well my friend CHEHOA 2000, YOU ARE A PERSON WHO MAYBE TOLK AND WRITE ENGLISH PERFECT, BUT ARE MUCH PLAYERS, LIKE ME, THAT WHE MUST DO A VERY EFFORT TO ANSWER OR DO THE QUESTION, IF YOU ARE SO PERFECT, GO TO TEACH ,AND WHE DONT CRY FOR IT.- hERE ARE PLAYER OF ALL THE WORLD, PLAY IS A PLEASURE, BUT I THINK FOR YOU NO ,PLAY IS FREE, FUNNY AND ALL LOVE IT .BECAUSE MAKE FRIENDS ,AND GOOD FRIENDS - SALUDOS CHAMIGO SALUDUS AMIGA CLARO EN PUNTO
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#51 \| 37 days ago myrna_ventura (+)	You betetr change into a pair of pants
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#52 \| 32 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	I know that i scream like a school girl when my dingy gets caught in my zipper.
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#53 \| 32 days ago Alpha_Dawg (+)	Well, I sure as hell don't staple them up!!!

#54 \| 32 days ago mojorisin188 (+)	I would say: get a new pair. or go goth and use safety pins to close the fly. you can borrow one of his:
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#55 \| 26 days ago alainpeartree (+)	just pull your shirt out and let it hang Enter the poll to see my answer

#56 \| 26 days ago SHONGRN420 (+)	i just put my wallet in there, that way if i run in to a gold digging hottie i will at least get a good tug before getting screwed. Enter the poll to see my answer

#57 \| 26 days ago WISAC1 (+)	untuck the shirt. cover it up Enter the poll to see my answer
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#58 \| 17 days ago Singh101 (+)	i jus get into another pair of pants Enter the poll to see my answer

#59 \| 17 days ago jmcr (+)	wear button fly....no problem there

#60 \| 17 days ago masternate30 (+)	Try not to get excited. Enter the poll to see my answer

#61 \| 16 days ago carlalbert64 (+)	It depends if I was going commando that day or not...... Enter the poll to see my answer

#62 \| 16 days ago weldwater (+)	Well when you wear nut huggers things like that happen all the time!!! I rather have my meat hanging out then my dingle berries! Enter the poll to see my answer

#63 \| 16 days ago SHONGRN420 (+)	get out the trampoline and call the ladies......can u say snake charmer?? Enter the poll to see my answer

#64 \| 7 days ago Boxerguy000 (+)	AndiLee0388 wrote: Pull your pants down to the crack of yer arse and pretend you are hanging wid da kool kids. NOT!!!! Nice comment, great for a chuckle! Enter the poll to see my answer

#65 \| 7 days ago Boxerguy000 (+)	I wouldn't care either way, if it broke and I wasn't wearing briefs I'd pull the shirt out, if the shirt didn't cover it who cares if someone could see. Different if I weren't wearing briefs and the shirt didn't cover it up, then if someone saw my trouser snake who cares. Enter the poll to see my answer

#66 \| 6 days ago carsoncowboy2000 (+)	i don't wear brief's or boxer's,so if my zipper broke and wont go up thats okay with me. a little fresh air would be a good thing. Enter the poll to see my answer

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