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I know that Fer's stalkin me!

Yesterday I spent the majority of it soakin up the sun on the beach, with hot bikinis on either side of me (one with F'n rockin tattoos ... which was sweetah!!!). 

As I was leaving, smokin-hot-tattoo'd-bikini-babe's hot friend dawned a wetsuit and a surf board and hit the waves, and I had to see if she was a pro or a newbie on the board, so I took my time [and cuz they were hott!]. Since the waves were pretty dull (less than 3ft), I wasn't gonna wait too long, but ...

Out of nowhere, unbeknownst to her, less than 20 yds away, a fin rose up out of the water and than disappeared back under the surface.

Immediate first thought: "OH F JAWS!!!"

But, the fin was bent smoothly and it was apparent it was a dolphin, so I didn't wig out, but ... the ticker sped up for a minute anyway! After watching for about 10 more minutes, at the dolphins [never did see if she caught any waves] I finally left, but ... I was left with a few questions lingering upstairs:
 

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Question 1: Do you enjoy a good swim in the ocean, or are you terrified that Jaws is out there waiting for you?
Yes (I'm boring)
No (Me too <--- Boring that is)
Yes, but never at night
F You and MFn Jaws, I'm game!
F You and the ocean! I'm out!
F You <--- Stock Edition, no tweaks
POOLS! MFer ...
C <--- Lets hear it for the status quo

Question 2: If you do, would the sign of a fin, even if it were a dophin's, freak you out of the water?
I said No Fer!
Yes (boring train)
No (choo choo)
F IT ... I ain't no punk b***!
F You ... any fish and I'm bouncin MFer!
"Yes b***!" ... Still bored Fer?
F You ... and No!
No habla!

Question 3: How cool is that s***???
Aren't you the one that keeps sayin "less lip, more boob?"
Eh ... Still reading about the golf cart accident .. shh
Fn SA-WEEEETTTTTT DUDE! (btw F You)
OK ... COOL ... But how were their juggs man???
They were 15 weren't they? Fn Perv!!
Therapeutic: F YOU! ... (Feels so good!!)

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#2 | 220 days ago

 I tell people there are only two things I do not like about the beach.  The sand and the saltwater.  What the he!! did most of your answers mean.
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#1 | 220 days ago

 Bikini's, dolphins and hot surfer girls. Rub it in. The only good thing I can say is that around here i dont ever have dudes telling me I look hot and asking me out. To many freaks out your way for me.
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#2 | 220 days ago

 I tell people there are only two things I do not like about the beach.  The sand and the saltwater.  What the he!! did most of your answers mean.
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#3 | 220 days ago

 I love the ocean and yes I swim in it!  BTW:  I'm surprised you didn't swim out to the "hot babe" to rescue her and play hero! 
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#4 | 220 days ago
mooser58 (+)

Give me the ocean and a nice swin any day.  BTW, how were the stacks????
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#5 | 220 days ago

 mooser58 wrote:
Give me the ocean and a nice swin any day.  BTW, how were the stacks????
They were outstanding!  C-Perkies, 0 Sag ... to quote our boy Keebs, "Wowzers!!"

Flames, you know me well!  Everytime I walk down a beach or by a pool I feel like Maverick on "Ready, 5" ready at the drop of a hat to flip off the shoes, toss the shirt and hit the water!   I didn't yesterday, though, cuz that water's F'n COOOOOLLLLLDDDDDD! 
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#6 | 220 days ago

 BigBasin1977 wrote:
I tell people there are only two things I do not like about the beach.  The sand and the saltwater.  What the he!! did most of your answers mean.
 
To understand the answers you need a doctor to diagnose you with DID/MPD (Dissocietive Identity Disorder ... formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder).

Congratulations, you're normal ... how I despise you!!  LOL  (jkn)
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#7 | 220 days ago

 Love the ocean but prefer pools these days.   I would love to be on a hotel balcony right now over looking the ocean with a nice breeze.   Dream on.
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#8 | 220 days ago

 Nice!  But no ...

Add the tats to Red, here, and put her style bikini on the other two, and that's
Pretty close! 
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#9 | 220 days ago

 RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Nice!  But no ...

Add the tats to Red, here, and put her style bikini on the other two, and that's
Pretty close! 
F ME WTF BEACH WERE YOU AT?  F F F F F YOU FOR NOT INVITING OTHERS!
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#10 | 220 days ago

 I have been a swimmer since the age of 5. I like playing in the ocean, but I prefer doing laps/swimming in a pool (no current, kelp, and other nasty bits).

I have been in the water and spotted a dolphin---thought it was way cool.
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#11 | 220 days ago

 derms33 wrote:
F ME WTF BEACH WERE YOU AT?  F F F F F YOU FOR NOT INVITING OTHERS!

LMAO [It was an off day too, usually more]

Oceanside Beach .... way down on the southern end [northern end can get pretty packed with sausage, cuz it's so close to the Marine Base]

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#12 | 220 days ago
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There is a reason I was born in Minnesota... screw swimming in place that drops me down the food chain a couple notches.
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#13 | 219 days ago
topnach (+)

I swam with a really big turtle. That bastard bit me. I went back to try and kill it. No success though.
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#14 | 219 days ago

 I've swam in the ocean plenty of times because its the ocean, at night a few times cuz I was buzz-erd , but if your talking about a lake or a pond, hel& to the NO!, im not getting out there and some dam snake or whatever freak of a creature comes my way, fudge that !
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#15 | 219 days ago

 Rip tides get more Ocean swimmers than sharks.
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#16 | 218 days ago

 I swim in the ocean if the water is clear enough to see what is around... or if I have to pee, I am willing to get out there and swim for a minute or two...
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#17 | 218 days ago

 Beaneaters wrote:
I swim in the ocean if the water is clear enough to see what is around... or if I have to pee, I am willing to get out there and swim for a minute or two...
  Ding Ding Ding ... winner winner chicken dinner, for the man who put together the ultimate "Immigrant Response!"

Nice!!
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