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The Wrinkled Avenger!


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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia

 

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down... and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up..

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. 'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to,' Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape, 'but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.'

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.. 'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, 'I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ''cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired libra ry worker.. 'And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. 'And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.'

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. 'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway' and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,' the oldster recalled...
 

'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, 'and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,'right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. 'Then I went in and shot the other one 'as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.'  Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in..'

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.'

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA - WE NEED HER!

 

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#5 | 36 days ago

Maybe she should apply to be a Mod....
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#1 | 36 days ago

go granny go granny go granny
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#2 | 36 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

Its sad when the law cannot do the job, but an 81-year old granny can.

Can't condone the shooting, (I am in pain just thinking of it for a fleeting moment) But then again, their punishment is probably better than they deserve!
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#3 | 36 days ago
PoppyMack (+)

Guess Clint Eastwoods 'Dirty Harry" movies caught on outside the States.Bless her sweet heart, she's my hero!
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#4 | 36 days ago

Hate to say it, but Granny should really be locked up. 
That type of "vigilante attitude" is not acceptable, and if you let her off the hook, anyone can go do the same thing and have a legitimate gripe with any law officials trying to punish them for it.  Imagine if everyone decided to ignore the legal process and went out to seek their own "justice", as they see fit.  Anarchy and chaos would ensue.

(I still love that she's a hardcore, ride-or-die b*tch, though!  )
#5 | 36 days ago

Maybe she should apply to be a Mod....
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#6 | 36 days ago

(Edited by WV_Mountaineer)
janet011685 wrote:
Hate to say it, but Granny should really be locked up. 
That type of "vigilante attitude" is not acceptable, and if you let her off the hook, anyone can go do the same thing and have a legitimate gripe with any law officials trying to punish them for it.  Imagine if everyone decided to ignore the legal process and went out to seek their own "justice", as they see fit.  Anarchy and chaos would ensue.

(I still love that she's a hardcore, ride-or-die b*tch, though!  )
Lets here it for Anarchy and Chaos!!!!!!!  I bet you did not like the Diehard movies!
#7 | 36 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Hate to say it, but Granny should really be locked up. 
That type of "vigilante attitude" is not acceptable, and if you let her off the hook, anyone can go do the same thing and have a legitimate gripe with any law officials trying to punish them for it.  Imagine if everyone decided to ignore the legal process and went out to seek their own "justice", as they see fit.  Anarchy and chaos would ensue.

(I still love that she's a hardcore, ride-or-die b*tch, though!  )
Vigilante Cock Puncher says boo.
#8 | 36 days ago

sadly lack of faith on legal systems make people to do things like that.  an eye for an eye, a tooth for a denture.
#9 | 36 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Hate to say it, but Granny should really be locked up. 
That type of "vigilante attitude" is not acceptable, and if you let her off the hook, anyone can go do the same thing and have a legitimate gripe with any law officials trying to punish them for it.  Imagine if everyone decided to ignore the legal process and went out to seek their own "justice", as they see fit.  Anarchy and chaos would ensue.

(I still love that she's a hardcore, ride-or-die b*tch, though!  )
Darn right she should be locked up...... in a room with a bunch more rapists & plenty of ammunition !

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#10 | 36 days ago

wow...i thought this poll was about sumthin else
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#11 | 36 days ago

Granny for president she accomplished her goal. Thanks Kat I loved it.  Hugs!
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#12 | 36 days ago

johnsward66 wrote:
Darn right she should be locked up...... in a room with a bunch more rapists & plenty of ammunition !

Priceless! 
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#13 | 36 days ago

Ummm, if you've been on the internet for more than 6-months you've seen this before. It's false and it's been going around for a long time. It didn't happen.
www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

Good story though...
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#14 | 36 days ago
sherribaby88 (+)

I saw that story and I am glad you posted it.. those bastards got what they deserved, even though the police would have gone easy on them, by locking them up, Granny had the perfect answer, did what she had to do, turned herself in, and it seems the police are scratching thier heads as what to do with her... I say make her an honorary deputy and let her loose everytime someone god forbid gets raped.. I bet there will be no more rapes in her town.... thanks kitnkaboodle, as a woman, you sure as hell made my day!
#15 | 36 days ago
sherribaby88 (+)

danday1962 wrote:
Ummm, if you've been on the internet for more than 6-months you've seen this before. It's false and it's been going around for a long time. It didn't happen.
www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

Good story though...
aww... gee.. not fair.... snopes always gets involved lol... maybe it isn;t true, according to them, but I bet somewhere in this world, it really did happen and in this story, justice is served.....
#16 | 36 days ago

sherribaby88 wrote:
aww... gee.. not fair.... snopes always gets involved lol... maybe it isn;t true, according to them, but I bet somewhere in this world, it really did happen and in this story, justice is served.....
I just liked the story for what it is ... someone that ain't gonna take it no more.  besides the entertainment value!  Thanks, Sherri!
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#17 | 36 days ago

Interesting. In an odd way
#18 | 36 days ago

she's gonna be the next  poster gal for the fight for gun control.....
#19 | 36 days ago

Its a great myth cause she does sound as tough as nails .
#20 | 36 days ago

It's really said to know that the justice system is not doing well about their duties and responsibilities and an old granny can do better yet  she should be punished for what she did.    The police should do their job and take her in custody or have the Deputy Officer as her custodian.  She can do better things outside than inside the cell say a Target Shooting Instructor since I think with her temperament she can not be a good Mayor in her town.
#21 | 36 days ago

If someone hurt my child I would probably do the same thing.  It is natural instinct for a mother!

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#22 | 36 days ago

WTG granny
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#23 | 36 days ago

derms33 wrote:
wow...i thought this poll was about sumthin else
I can only imagine what you thought. lol
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#24 | 35 days ago

danday1962 wrote:
Ummm, if you've been on the internet for more than 6-months you've seen this before. It's false and it's been going around for a long time. It didn't happen.
www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

Good story though...
boo you and your quest for truth
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#25 | 35 days ago

danday1962 wrote:
Ummm, if you've been on the internet for more than 6-months you've seen this before. It's false and it's been going around for a long time. It didn't happen.
www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

Good story though...
Party pooper.    lol
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#26 | 35 days ago

granny leave him............
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#27 | 35 days ago

danday1962 wrote:
Ummm, if you've been on the internet for more than 6-months you've seen this before. It's false and it's been going around for a long time. It didn't happen.
www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

Good story though...
Sorry folks we web old-times get tired of these things just coming back and back... And booing a quest for truth? Cold! :)
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#28 | 35 days ago

danday1962 wrote:
Sorry folks we web old-times get tired of these things just coming back and back... And booing a quest for truth? Cold! :)
party pooper indeed!
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