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What's Your "Q"uotient (Edited 10/20/09 09:35AM by huskerfan_ia)
Ok, so I made up a statistic.  Here's how it works:

Go to your profile page, "My Activity" tab
On the right hand side, you'll see your accolades about 1/3 of the way down the page.

What's Your "Q"uotient <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 10/20/09 09:35AM by huskerfan_ia)</span> Photo

Add up your smart, funny and bold accolades

Take the total and divide your individual accolades by this total.  That would be your quotient.

Using the above, the total is 8421+14694 +624 = 23,739

So the Smart "Q"uotient would be 8,421 / 23,739 = .3547 or 35%
Funny would be 14,694 / 23739= .6190 or 61%
Bold would be 624 / 23,739= .026 or 2.6%

(EDITED BY ORDER OF THE TEACHER)


So what's your "Q"uotient?

Featured by: Raven73 at 10/20/09 8:12PM
| Closed on 11/18/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, FanIQ | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
71 Fans 
38%a. Cool, here's mine
15%b. Uh, what?
14%c. I was told there wouldn't be math....
4%d. That dude needs to work on his/her Karma
7%e. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
4%f. Posting for more accolades
17%g. Beaneater (the new other)

 &nbp;
TOP COMMENT * * * * * * * * * * * *
#9 | 34 days ago

Just as I expected... I am the laughing stock! 

46% Smart
51% Funny
  2% Bold
Cool, here's mine  
  
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#1 | 34 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

(Edited by Wordsmith)
I weren't told bout no there learning me about be NO MATH!
I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#2 | 34 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

All of my comments have been PQ'ed so I have a negative number??? 

What to do with that 'teach'?
I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#3 | 34 days ago

I have trouble with NASCAR math!!!!
Uh, what?  
#4 | 34 days ago

Wordsmith wrote:
All of my comments have been PQ'ed so I have a negative number??? 

What to do with that 'teach'?
Dude, I just checked your accolades, you've got plenty to work with, even with your numerous pq's.

I did however notice you Karma, dude, share a little love with your fellow Q'rs...  
Next poll will be the Karma Quotient....
Cool, here's mine  
#5 | 34 days ago

69 Awards - 0 this week
6,862 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 43 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (2,876) Funny (2,342) Bold (73)
My Fan Karma = +831 (Accolades Given - Received)
2876+2342+73 = 5291
Smart 5291/2876 = .5435 or 54%
Funny 5291/2342 = .4426 or 44%
Bold 5291/73 = .0137 or 1.3%
Cool, here's mine  
#6 | 34 days ago

(Edited by 18packabs)
159 Awards - 1 this week
23,293 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 148 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (8,036) Funny (12,521) Bold (409)
My Fan Karma = +24,959 (Accolades Given - Received)

Total= 8036+12521+409=20965

Smart= 60%
Funny= 38%
Bold=  2%
Cool, here's mine  
#7 | 34 days ago

WTF.. I will give this a try..

Smart:   .5061...   51%
Funny    4735  .... 47%
Bold      .0203.....  2.0%
 
Uh, what?  
#8 | 34 days ago

 well your total thumbs are actually fan accolades, and that is where you get the ones where people just hit the plus sign on some threads, no funny, smart, or bold given.  if you just add the smarts funny and bolds together, i have 21245 total.

smarts = 7979/21245 = 37.55%
funnies = 12802/21245 = 60.26%
bolds = 464/21245 = 2.18

ahh math.  me likey.
Cool, here's mine  
#9 | 34 days ago

Just as I expected... I am the laughing stock! 

46% Smart
51% Funny
  2% Bold
Cool, here's mine  
#10 | 34 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Dude, I just checked your accolades, you've got plenty to work with, even with your numerous pq's.

I did however notice you Karma, dude, share a little love with your fellow Q'rs...  
Next poll will be the Karma Quotient....
It is Far better to GIVE than Recieve.
Cool, here's mine  
#11 | 34 days ago

Smart - 66%
Funny - 29%
Bold -  4%
#12 | 34 days ago

When I tried to figure mine out it ended up equaling 118% total!! Where is Kteacher when I need her?
Uh, what?  
#13 | 34 days ago

18packabs wrote:
It is Far better to GIVE than Recieve.
A certain member of my body disagrees.
#14 | 34 days ago

Smart:  37%  (5544 out of 15026)
Funny:  60%  (9060 out of 15026)
Bold:       3%  (422 out of 15026)

I now see where I excel.   
Cool, here's mine  
#15 | 34 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Dude, I just checked your accolades, you've got plenty to work with, even with your numerous pq's.

I did however notice you Karma, dude, share a little love with your fellow Q'rs...  
Next poll will be the Karma Quotient....
Ok, everyone is getting thumbs up from me for the next 3 hours until Scott gets this next poll up!!!! Thanks for the warning, Scott!!

Cool, here's mine  
#16 | 34 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
A certain member of my body disagrees.
Ahhh, so many jokes to make here ... but I'm working "upping" my accolades in categories that are NON-Funny.   
Cool, here's mine  
#17 | 34 days ago

Okay teach!
79 Awards - 0 this week
7,445 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 234 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (1,175) Funny (561) Bold (23)
My Fan Karma = +16,074 (Accolades Given - Received)

Smart  =  66%
Funny  =  32%
Bold     =  1%
I rounded, do we get extra credit for that?
Uh, what?  
#18 | 34 days ago

17048/33840 = 50.4%
15552/33840 = 46%
1240/33840 = 3.7%

I could've told you I was the smarta$$ one.
Cool, here's mine  
#19 | 34 days ago

76568 Awards -  765 this week
8816,200 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 17005 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (18,174) Funny (5,604) Bold (370)
My Fan Karma = +111,138 (Accolades Given - Received)
I do not know the math part KTEACH help me please.
Uh, what?  
#20 | 34 days ago

Scott:  I work with numbers all day and now you want me to do this?  Here are your numbers.....I'm like Aarons, You Do The Math!


41,281
Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 117 Thumbs Up this week
 Smart (16,616) Funny (16,359) Bold (846)

I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#21 | 34 days ago

 About 55% smart
about 42% funny
3%bold

#22 | 34 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
A certain member of my body disagrees.
 Depends on what exactly you're receiving...
#23 | 34 days ago

18packabs wrote:
It is Far better to GIVE than Recieve.
What huh was that English, wait I agree.
Uh, what?  
#24 | 34 days ago

(Edited by kantwistaye)
janet011685 wrote:
Ahhh, so many jokes to make here ... but I'm working "upping" my accolades in categories that are NON-Funny.   
Yeah.. second time I read that I realized I left myself open to pretty easy jokes. Good thing I'm not Derek Jeter or else A-Rod would be pretty damn excited right now.
#25 | 34 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
Yeah.. second time I read that I realized I left myself open to pretty easy jokes. Good thing I'm not Derek Jeter or else A-Rod would be pretty damn excited right now.
You mean you got some junk in your trunk?
Uh, what?  
#26 | 34 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Ahhh, so many jokes to make here ... but I'm working "upping" my accolades in categories that are NON-Funny.   
I gave you a funny because you ARE so funny.
#27 | 34 days ago

80 Awards - 0 this week
13,206 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 50 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (2,038) Funny (2,937) Bold (137)
My Fan Karma = +28,054 (Accolades Given - Received)

Gawd, I Hate Math....
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  
#28 | 34 days ago
LFCRedStarSerb (+)

69%     smart,27% funny ,4% bold
#29 | 34 days ago

Smart = 100%
Funny = 100%
Bold = 100%
I give 300% all the time.
You can check my work, but I'm never wrong.
#30 | 34 days ago

306 Awards - 0 this week
39,463 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 238 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (17,743) Funny (18,118) Bold (602)
My Fan Karma = +17,324 (Accolades Given - Received)

Smart----17,743/36,463 =      about 50%
Funny----18,118/36,463=       about 50%
Bold------602/36,463=             about   2%

So by this result I see that I am equally smart and funny. lol

NOW Scott.......you typed your numbers wrong. You should have put the total first, then the "/", and then the accolade you are calculating....so it would look like this 14,694/23,739 NOT 23,739/14,694. lol
Beaneater (the new other)  
#31 | 34 days ago

blondie45044 wrote:
76568 Awards -  765 this week
8816,200 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 17005 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (18,174) Funny (5,604) Bold (370)
My Fan Karma = +111,138 (Accolades Given - Received)
I do not know the math part KTEACH help me please.
Girl, what is your secret? How have you already got 765 awards this week? lol
I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#32 | 34 days ago

I will have to give this a try.
Beaneater (the new other)  
#33 | 34 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Girl, what is your secret? How have you already got 765 awards this week? lol
Not to get anything started, but how many accounts does she have?  LOL
Uh, what?  
#34 | 34 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

blondie45044 wrote:
76568 Awards -  765 this week
8816,200 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 17005 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (18,174) Funny (5,604) Bold (370)
My Fan Karma = +111,138 (Accolades Given - Received)
I do not know the math part KTEACH help me please.
Haha - Is this the account of Scott, the #1 fan on FANIQ??
I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#35 | 34 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
When I tried to figure mine out it ended up equaling 118% total!! Where is Kteacher when I need her?
I like it, play dumb to get a little extra time with the teacher.....


very clever.
Cool, here's mine  
#36 | 34 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
huskerfan_ia wrote:
I like it, play dumb to get a little extra time with the teacher.....


very clever.
Yeah I've got her right where I want her.
Uh, what?  
#37 | 34 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Yeah I've got her right where I want her.
Beaneater (the new other)  
#38 | 34 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Yeah I've got her right where I want her.
About 2,000 miles away?
#39 | 34 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Girl, what is your secret? How have you already got 765 awards this week? lol
OK Gina you got me this is my other  real account.


0 Awards - 0 this week 
0 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 0 Thumbs Up this week
Smart a$$  (56783) Funny (0) Bold (0)
My Fan Karma = - 56,000(Accolades Given - Received)
Uh, what?  
#40 | 34 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Yeah I've got her right where I want her.
PRICELESS
Uh, what?  
#41 | 34 days ago

(Edited by blondie45044)
woody050681 wrote:
Not to get anything started, but how many accounts does she have?  LOL
Hmmmmmmmmm that might be worth looking into. Please send your request to  TY.
Uh, what?  
#42 | 34 days ago

53 Awards - 0 this week
1,591 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 36 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (348) Funny (831) Bold (14)
My Fan Karma = +320 (Accolades Given - Received)
??????????????????????????????????

Let's see, naught times naught = naught.  The square of the hippopotamus is equal to the square of at least two other hides.  er.....ah......
I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#43 | 34 days ago

johnsward66 wrote:
53 Awards - 0 this week
1,591 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 36 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (348) Funny (831) Bold (14)
My Fan Karma = +320 (Accolades Given - Received)
??????????????????????????????????

Let's see, naught times naught = naught.  The square of the hippopotamus is equal to the square of at least two other hides.  er.....ah......
I've only been on the Q since late may but looking on some of you guy's stats makes me feel like the retard-headed stepchild.
I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#44 | 34 days ago

Wordsmith wrote:
Haha - Is this the account of Scott, the #1 fan on FANIQ??
1,372 Awards - 4 this week
55,975 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 71 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (4,464) Funny (1,254) Bold (207)
Scott's Fan Karma = -6,834 (Accolades Given - Received)                            Nope this is.
Uh, what?  
#45 | 33 days ago

Ooooooh math!

Smart - 30%
Funny - 69%
Bold - 1%

The numbers don't lie, the people find me funny
Posting for more accolades  
#46 | 33 days ago

In the poll summary:
So the Smart "Q"uotient would be 23,739 / 8421 = .3547 or 35%
Funny would be 23,739 / 14,694 = .6190 or 61%
Bold would be 23,739 / 624 = .026 or 2.6%


since when does 23,739 divided by 8,421, a number lower than the numerator, equal .3547, a number lower than one? 

same goes for the others

(hint: you mixed up the number order)
Beaneater (the new other)  
#47 | 33 days ago

nyrangers wrote:
In the poll summary:
So the Smart "Q"uotient would be 23,739 / 8421 = .3547 or 35%
Funny would be 23,739 / 14,694 = .6190 or 61%
Bold would be 23,739 / 624 = .026 or 2.6%


since when does 23,739 divided by 8,421, a number lower than the numerator, equal .3547, a number lower than one? 

same goes for the others

(hint: you mixed up the number order)
Towel ....see comment #31. lol
Beaneater (the new other)  
#48 | 33 days ago

39 Awards - 0 this week
1,894 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 10 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (827) Funny (887) Bold (21)
My Fan Karma = +227 (Accolades Given - Received)
Total 1735
Smart   827/1735 = 48%
Funny  887/1735 = 51%
Bold   21/1735 =  1%

Funny backed by smarts.  That's why kings listened to jesters.
Cool, here's mine  
#49 | 33 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Dude, I just checked your accolades, you've got plenty to work with, even with your numerous pq's.

I did however notice you Karma, dude, share a little love with your fellow Q'rs...  
Next poll will be the Karma Quotient....
Dude, I plead mercy - Mooser put me in a HUUUUGE hole, I have yet to dig out of.

I am out hitting every cricket poll, quiz and trivia question TRYING to fix it. JEEEZ.
I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#50 | 33 days ago

Smart - 38%
Funny - 61%
Bold - 1%

...and for poops and giggles:
I did "likes" based on difference between the total individual accolades and overall accolades divided to the overall which equaled about 8%. (These, I guess come, "mainly" from followers' feeds, replies, etc.)

I also have a -17 Follow Karma, so there's that too.

My FAN vs. I.Q differential is 355,417 to 8,154. Makes sense, I'm an idiot.

Good poll.
Cool, here's mine  
#51 | 33 days ago

I come here for fun and i refuse to do school work.  Thank you as i bow out.
Beaneater (the new other)  
#52 | 33 days ago

Smart = 49.871764980181860573560270459315%
Funny = 46.817439962695266961995803217533%
Bold = 3.3107950571228724644439263231522%


Uh, what?  
#53 | 33 days ago

56 Awards - 0 this week
2,920 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 22 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (217) Funny (88) Bold (21)
My Fan Karma = +466 (Accolades Given - Received)

All up = 326 (wow.. Mr Popular here)

Smart = 217/326 = 66.56%
Funny = 88/326 = 27%
Bold = 21/326 = 6.44%
#54 | 33 days ago

154 Awards - 10 this week
160,464 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 127 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (99,283) Funny (189,250) Bold (1,314)
My Fan Karma = +69,477 (Accolades Given - Received

????
I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#55 | 33 days ago

Wordsmith wrote:
Dude, I plead mercy - Mooser put me in a HUUUUGE hole, I have yet to dig out of.

I am out hitting every cricket poll, quiz and trivia question TRYING to fix it. JEEEZ.
Take your appeal to the "Q"preme Court, Janet is presiding.....

May the court have mercy on you....
Cool, here's mine  
#56 | 33 days ago

please, this is mine, make your mats
award 154 -
24144 fans
smart 2315
funny 1345
bold 95
fan karma 15.596
Cool, here's mine  
#57 | 33 days ago

 I came to this site because of my young friend, Suji, just for the fun of it, but as few weeks went off, the fun caught me up, good friends, responsive,  touching affectionate replies and retorts, first thing to do after log in is respond to all the high dives, it takes about twenty minutes, it is truly great fun, then replies to all the messages, meeting the quiz posted as challenges, this is another 30 minutes, then post and choose to select all to share the quiz   taken by me with all my friends, so that they all catch up the fun, points do not matter, fun is to be with you all, at all times. Love and regards. Two hours of sheer joy and happiness.!
Beaneater (the new other)  
#58 | 33 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Take your appeal to the "Q"preme Court, Janet is presiding.....

May the court have mercy on you....
NO WAY! She would just talk in circles for hours

I would rather go to Petoria!

I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#59 | 33 days ago

Wordsmith wrote:
NO WAY! She would just talk in circles for hours

I would rather go to Petoria!

Petoria surrendered... 

You're screwed.

You might be able to get her to change the subject though....
Cool, here's mine  
#60 | 33 days ago

somehow my percentages only add up to 73%. i am missing 27% somewhere. i was an art major...
Beaneater (the new other)  
#61 | 33 days ago

smart = 59%   funny= 40%  bold = 1%
#62 | 33 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
somehow my percentages only add up to 73%. i am missing 27% somewhere. i was an art major...
 i bet you went off your total thumbs, not just the ones that were marked smart funny or bold.
Cool, here's mine  
#63 | 33 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 i bet you went off your total thumbs, not just the ones that were marked smart funny or bold.
bingo! thanks

35% smart
63% funny
.008% bold
Beaneater (the new other)  
#64 | 33 days ago

Hmmmmm....... not too bold here:

Smart: 50.5 %
Funny: 46.5 %
Bold: 3 %
Cool, here's mine  
#65 | 33 days ago
Raj1869 (+)

Smart 38%; funny 57% and bold 5%?................... I am funny? I never knew it. I am smart yes with due humble I accept, I am bold , that's true. I am funny???????? Don't know.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  
#66 | 33 days ago

I picked me... Woohoo!!!
Beaneater (the new other)  
#67 | 33 days ago

i didnt know we was having a test today i would have skipped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#68 | 33 days ago

Smart - 75.9%
Funny- 18.6%
Bold  -   5.4%
Cool, here's mine  
#69 | 33 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

Im still trying to figure out how to divide.....
#70 | 33 days ago

Um, 17 divided by 6 times pie are not square,subquotient 9 plus the remainder of....


I'll be back
Beaneater (the new other)  
#71 | 33 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Um, 17 divided by 6 times pie are not square,subquotient 9 plus the remainder of....


I'll be back
Don't sprain anything...... 
Cool, here's mine  
#72 | 33 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Um, 17 divided by 6 times pie are not square,subquotient 9 plus the remainder of....


I'll be back
Dumb@ss...its divided by 7 times pi.  And the subquotient is only 8.
#73 | 33 days ago

62% smart
35% funny
4%   bold

I guess I got the math so easily cuz I'm sooooo smart!
Beaneater (the new other)  
#74 | 33 days ago

(Edited by JKB37)
There is not nearly a high enough percentage of bold people on this poll.  So in order to skew further statistics, I gave just about every answer a bold....


...you're welcome
Beaneater (the new other)  
#75 | 33 days ago

Smart. .54
Funny .48
Bold    .01

So what happens next?   Do we start a focus group on how we can better ourselves?   Apparently, I am  a smart a@* chicken sh@t with passive aggressive tendencies  
Cool, here's mine  
#76 | 33 days ago

Wordsmith wrote:
NO WAY! She would just talk in circles for hours

I would rather go to Petoria!

OK, +1 for the "Family Guy" reference.
-1 for saying I'd talk in circles for hours.
Back at 0.
Level playing field, the trial may commence. 
Cool, here's mine  
#77 | 33 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Um, 17 divided by 6 times pie are not square,subquotient 9 plus the remainder of....


I'll be back
You're right, pi are not squared, pi are round.
Cool, here's mine  
#78 | 33 days ago

ohwell1219 wrote:
Smart. .54
Funny .48
Bold    .01

So what happens next?   Do we start a focus group on how we can better ourselves?   Apparently, I am  a smart a@* chicken sh@t with passive aggressive tendencies  
Hey you!!  In the back, with the passive aggressive tendencies.   You can do whatever you want... whenever you feel like it.   I won't stand in your way.
Cool, here's mine  
#79 | 33 days ago

1,299 Awards - 2 this week
203,601 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 1,042 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (2,125) Funny (4,959) Bold (477)
My Fan Karma = -195,135 (Accolades Given - Received)



Smart 28%
Funny 65%
Bold 6%
Cool, here's mine  
#80 | 33 days ago

67 Awards - 1 this week
8,572 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 80 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (3,041) Funny (3,627) Bold (181)

Smart...  44 %
Funny...  53 %
Bold .....    3 %
#81 | 33 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
1,299 Awards - 2 this week
203,601 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 1,042 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (2,125) Funny (4,959) Bold (477)
My Fan Karma = -195,135 (Accolades Given - Received)



Smart 28%
Funny 65%
Bold 6%
That's the worst fan Karma in the history of everything, ever....

(hint, give me a funny schmorty)

Cool, here's mine  
#82 | 33 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
That's the worst fan Karma in the history of everything, ever....

(hint, give me a funny schmorty)

I know huh? 

I am sure I am not the only one with Karma this bad.. its my trivia I swear...
Cool, here's mine  
#83 | 33 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
I know huh? 

I am sure I am not the only one with Karma this bad.. its my trivia I swear...
Upon further analysis.....

Total TU's = 203,601

TU's + Karma = Adjusted basis

203,601 + (-195,135) = 8,466

Adjusted basis (8,466) - Total smarts/funnies/bolds (7,561) = Adjusted Net Karma or ANK of 905

So you're ANK is a positive 905, so you're good.  I apologize for blowing up like that.
Cool, here's mine  
#84 | 33 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Upon further analysis.....

Total TU's = 203,601

TU's + Karma = Adjusted basis

203,601 + (-195,135) = 8,466

Adjusted basis (8,466) - Total smarts/funnies/bolds (7,561) = Adjusted Net Karma or ANK of 905

So you're ANK is a positive 905, so you're good.  I apologize for blowing up like that.
well then I accept your apology, but I would like my funny back that you pressured me into giving you.

with interest.

and a burrito.
Cool, here's mine  
#85 | 33 days ago

sports_schmorts wrote:
well then I accept your apology, but I would like my funny back that you pressured me into giving you.

with interest.

and a burrito.
How about I find two of your posts and give you funnies you don't deserve...

And the burrito, done, go to your nearest Taco Johns and say "I'm here for my free burrito from the guy from Iowa."
They'll have it for you, sour cream is extra.
Cool, here's mine  
#86 | 33 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
That's the worst fan Karma in the history of everything, ever....

(hint, give me a funny schmorty)

I would've given that a funny, but since you asked for one, I gave you a smart.
Cool, here's mine  
#87 | 33 days ago

707 Awards - 3 this week
81,479 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 383 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (11,963) Funny (4,698) Bold (247)
My Fan Karma = -48,584 (Accolades Given - Received)

11,963 + 4698 + 247 = 16,908

11,963 / 16,908 = 0.7075 = 71-ish% Smart
4,609 / 16,908 = 0.2725 = 27-ish% Funny
247 / 16,908 0.0146 = 1-ish% Bold
That dude needs to work on his/her Karma  
#88 | 33 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
How about I find two of your posts and give you funnies you don't deserve...

And the burrito, done, go to your nearest Taco Johns and say "I'm here for my free burrito from the guy from Iowa."
They'll have it for you, sour cream is extra.
"funnies you don't deserve..."

good luck...
Cool, here's mine  
#89 | 33 days ago

351 Awards - 1 this week
36,813 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 308 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (6,925) Funny (6,957) Bold (523)
My Fan Karma = -10,328 (Accolades Given - Received)

6925 + 6957 + 523 = 14,405

6925 / 14,405 = 0.4807 = 48% Smart
6957 / 14,405 = 0.4829 = 48% Funny
523   / 14,405 = 0.0363 =   4% Bold
Uh, what?  
#90 | 33 days ago

(Edited by Indydave)
 Smart-- 24.2%
Funny-- 74.5%
Bold-- 1.2%  

so, in other words, 3/4ths of the time I'm funny....  I wonder if my bosses think the same of me when I'm working, that 3/4 of the time I'm being funny instead of being smart   
#91 | 33 days ago

(Edited by feel_the_steel)
M'kay......    Smart -  .5954 / 60%
                    Funny - .3797 / 38%
                    Bold -    .0195 / 02%

                    Fan Karma.....+822         Am I being TOO nice or something?
Cool, here's mine  
#92 | 33 days ago

Smart: 24%
Funny: 75% (shocker)
Bold: 1%
Beaneater (the new other)  
#93 | 33 days ago

feel_the_steel wrote:
M'kay......    Smart -  .5954 / 60%
                    Funny - .3797 / 38%
                    Bold -    .0195 / 02%

                    Fan Karma.....+822         Am I being TOO nice or something?
You may have noticed I checked out your profile. I'm not stalking, just wanted to see if you had any trivia questions out there. That's how a  lot of people accumulate so many TU's. After a while it becomes nearly impossible to keep up. Thus, if you see people that add a lot of content, they usually have "negative" karma.
Uh, what?  
#94 | 33 days ago

Raven73 wrote:
You may have noticed I checked out your profile. I'm not stalking, just wanted to see if you had any trivia questions out there. That's how a  lot of people accumulate so many TU's. After a while it becomes nearly impossible to keep up. Thus, if you see people that add a lot of content, they usually have "negative" karma.
Gotcha.......that I have not done. My time here is usually taken up with 'other' activities.
Cool, here's mine  
#95 | 33 days ago

feel_the_steel wrote:
Gotcha.......that I have not done. My time here is usually taken up with 'other' activities.
I can relate to that statement.
Uh, what?  
#96 | 33 days ago

44% smart
53% funny
2% bold
Cool, here's mine  
#97 | 33 days ago

feel_the_steel wrote:
M'kay......    Smart -  .5954 / 60%
                    Funny - .3797 / 38%
                    Bold -    .0195 / 02%

                    Fan Karma.....+822         Am I being TOO nice or something?
'Tis better to give than to receive... you must be more of a giver!

Either that or you read more polls than you comment on, providing more opportunity to give accolades...

Or maybe you just don't have enough stalkers....
Cool, here's mine  
#98 | 33 days ago

LJHeath73 wrote:
'Tis better to give than to receive... you must be more of a giver!

Either that or you read more polls than you comment on, providing more opportunity to give accolades...

Or maybe you just don't have enough stalkers....
I am more of a 'giver'.........hehehe.   And I'm sure I'm lacking in 'stalkers'.....I'm not that stalkworthy.
Cool, here's mine  
#99 | 33 days ago

64 Awards - 1 this week
5,102 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 140 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (2,303) Funny (1,677) Bold (108)
My Fan Karma = +991 (Accolades Given - Received)
2303+1677+108=4088<5102, why is that? What are the other 1,014 accolades?

Based on the 4,088 figure:
56% smart, 41% funny, 3% bold, and 100% AWESOME.
Beaneater (the new other)  
#100 | 32 days ago

smart 67
funny  31
bold      1
Of course I did all the calculations in my head and rounded off all the obtuse triangles.
Posting for more accolades  
#101 | 32 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Towel ....see comment #31. lol
Ugh...you would point that out first, haha
Beaneater (the new other)  
#102 | 32 days ago

nyrangers wrote:
Ugh...you would point that out first, haha
Oops...I meant to give you a "funny", but hit "bold" instead. lol
Beaneater (the new other)  
#103 | 32 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Oops...I meant to give you a "funny", but hit "bold" instead. lol
well, I was being bold, I made fun of you for being a teacher haha
also, your misclick diversifies my "Q"uotient
Beaneater (the new other)  
#104 | 32 days ago

25% smart
61% funny
2% bold

and the other 12% I'll attribute to the "yeah, man.  that deserves a thumb" category
That dude needs to work on his/her Karma  
#105 | 32 days ago

JKB37 wrote:
There is not nearly a high enough percentage of bold people on this poll.  So in order to skew further statistics, I gave just about every answer a bold....


...you're welcome
Thanks Kris - thought I'd return the favor and "help" you out with your bold stats
Cool, here's mine  
#106 | 32 days ago

221 Awards - 1 this week
55,002 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 456 Thumbs Up this week

Smart (12,427) Funny (8,073) Bold (484)
My Fan Karma = +29,938 (Accolades Given - Received)

Smart=60%  , funny= 39%  , bold=0.02%

And I am interested in high karma`s,yay,see some here.

Cool, here's mine  
#107 | 32 days ago

Smart: 80%
 Funny: 18%
 Bold: 1.6%
Cool, here's mine  
#108 | 32 days ago

Becky will you do the math for me?
#109 | 32 days ago

Vickie62 wrote:
Smart: 80%
 Funny: 18%
 Bold: 1.6%
I gave you a funny to boost your funny "Q"uotient. 
Cool, here's mine  
#110 | 32 days ago

MarkTheShark wrote:
Becky will you do the math for me?
Sure...give me your stats. I'm not going to your profile. lol
Beaneater (the new other)  
#111 | 31 days ago

celticgal57 wrote:
Thanks Kris - thought I'd return the favor and "help" you out with your bold stats
Thank you Joan!  Lord knows I could use the bold! 
Beaneater (the new other)  
#112 | 31 days ago

JKB37 wrote:
Thank you Joan!  Lord knows I could use the bold! 
Glad I could help                 
Cool, here's mine  
#113 | 31 days ago

%55 smart
%33 funny
%12 bold
Cool, here's mine  
#114 | 31 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Hey you!!  In the back, with the passive aggressive tendencies.   You can do whatever you want... whenever you feel like it.   I won't stand in your way.
Why thank you. Does that mean you will have my back?
Cool, here's mine  
#115 | 30 days ago

 45% - Smart
52% - Funny
#116 | 30 days ago
(+)

Joes the man Oh yeah I know you are thinking GO PHILLIES
#117 | 29 days ago

62% -smart
15% - funny
21% bold

as expected..!
Cool, here's mine  
#118 | 28 days ago

37.7% Smart
59.7% Funny
2.6% Bold

Jesus!  With all those "Funny"s given, you guys obviously haven't been taking me too seriously.  Either that or I've had my fly down all this time and no one's told me.  Thanks... thanks a lot guys.
Cool, here's mine  
#119 | 28 days ago

(Edited by huskerfan_ia)
dipstick wrote:
37.7% Smart
59.7% Funny
2.6% Bold

Jesus!  With all those "Funny"s given, you guys obviously haven't been taking me too seriously.  Either that or I've had my fly down all this time and no one's told me.  Thanks... thanks a lot guys.
Hey, er, uh Cliff, the seat of your pants are ripped, you have something on your chin and your shoes untied.

Oh, and Janet put a "KICK ME I'M A DORK" sign on your back....
Cool, here's mine  
#120 | 28 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Hey, er, uh Cliff, the seat of your pants are ripped, you have something on your chin and your shoes untied.

Oh, and Janet put a "KICK ME I'M A DORK" sign on your back....
Did not ... the sign just reads "Kick Me".  The "I'm a Dork" part, I figured, was self-explanatory. 

(And don't forget the green leafy stuff that's stuck in his teeth.)
Cool, here's mine  
#121 | 28 days ago

Man, can anyone else feel the love around here?  Or am I the only one that has shooting pain when I try to sit down?

*sigh*

Oh well, atleast I don't have a boogie.
Cool, here's mine  
#122 | 28 days ago

dipstick wrote:
Man, can anyone else feel the love around here?  Or am I the only one that has shooting pain when I try to sit down?

*sigh*

Oh well, atleast I don't have a boogie.
Ummm, what do you think that thing on your chin was? 
Hopeless, I tell you. 
Cool, here's mine  
#123 | 28 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Ummm, what do you think that thing on your chin was? 
Hopeless, I tell you. 
Ahhhhh!!!!

THAT'S what you were flicking off your finger?!?!?!

Gross... you're disgusting Janet.  That was probably you that farted too, huh?
Cool, here's mine  
#124 | 28 days ago

dipstick wrote:
Ahhhhh!!!!

THAT'S what you were flicking off your finger?!?!?!

Gross... you're disgusting Janet.  That was probably you that farted too, huh?
NO ... that was, ummmm, the dog.  Yeah.  The dog. 
Geez, what do you feed that thing.  Shoo, shoo. 
Cool, here's mine  
#125 | 28 days ago

check my stats and do the math if you want
I was told there wouldn't be math....  
#126 | 28 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Ummm, what do you think that thing on your chin was? 
Hopeless, I tell you. 
There are disgusting women on the planet, and this, buddy, isn't one of them.
#127 | 28 days ago

alfaconvertible wrote:
There are disgusting women on the planet, and this, buddy, isn't one of them.
Trust me, you don't want to give her an inch.
Cool, here's mine  
#128 | 28 days ago
SusanVette (+)

(Edited by SusanVette)
Good poll, Scott!

298 Awards - 5 this week
68,976 Thumbs Up Fan Accolades - 2,183 Thumbs Up this week
Smart (8,857) Funny (3,103) Bold (567)  = 12,527
My Fan Karma = -43,894 (Accolades Given - Received)
 
8857 + 3103 + 567 = 12,527
 
8857 / 12,527 = 0.7070 = 71% Smart
3103 / 12,527 = 0.2477 = 25% Funny (need to find some humor)
567 / 12,527 = 0.0452 = 4% Bold
Cool, here's mine  
#129 | 28 days ago

dipstick wrote:
Trust me, you don't want to give her an inch.
Oh yeah, Cliff, well who would know more about "giving an inch" than y....
  Repeat the mantra, "TV PG-13 rating, TV PG-13 rating...."
Cool, here's mine  
#130 | 28 days ago

Scott, Scott, Scott this poll has been done before. I think the Nebraska loss is getting to you.

#131 | 28 days ago
SuperStar123 (+)

Scott,

You want me to do all that work and I'm 10 years retired. Come on my friends no how lazy I am!  

Posting for more accolades  
#132 | 28 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Oh yeah, Cliff, well who would know more about "giving an inch" than y....
  Repeat the mantra, "TV PG-13 rating, TV PG-13 rating...."
ROFL!!!

Cool, here's mine  
#133 | 28 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
How about I find two of your posts and give you funnies you don't deserve...

And the burrito, done, go to your nearest Taco Johns and say "I'm here for my free burrito from the guy from Iowa."
They'll have it for you, sour cream is extra.
You're going to subject her to Taco Johns??? That's punishment, not a reward.
I do love the "Nachos Navidad" at Christmas though....the advertisement, not the nachos.
#134 | 27 days ago

Vickie62 wrote:
Smart: 80%
 Funny: 18%
 Bold: 1.6%
ya that was nice
#135 | 27 days ago

dipstick wrote:
ROFL!!!

You certainly know the way to a foodie's heart.   
Cool, here's mine  
#136 | 27 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You certainly know the way to a foodie's heart.   
That was actually a representation of you ripping my heart out... and eating it.
Cool, here's mine  
#137 | 26 days ago

dipstick wrote:
That was actually a representation of you ripping my heart out... and eating it.
Well, just call me Mola Ram then. 

Cool, here's mine  

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