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Mug of the Day 10/22/2009
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Kyle Cameron Dennis, head basketball coach and math teacher at Boise's Capital High, appears to enjoy the crowds. But he might want to restrict that enjoyment to the basketball court -- and not to exhibiting his manly apparatus before the teeming throngs at the city's bigger retailers.

Dennis was busted after he was caught masturbating twice at Costco and once at Wal-Mart. The first public manipulation of his penile unit took place in February. Police began their investigation in June after being alerted by store managers.
 

Though the crime is only a misdemeanor, we're doubtful coach Dennis will be allowed to continue leading Idaho's fine men on the competitive court. Parents don't usually want perverts around their kids. But the bigger problem may come from the teacher's dad, Dehryl "Tony" Dennis. He's Boise former school superintendent; he even has a building named after him. We're guessing this isn't what Dennis Sr. had in mind when hoping his son would carry on his legacy.

| Closed on 11/10/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
23 Fans 
26%a. Oh My!
35%b. He was just practicing his Dribbling.
39%c. Discount wanker.

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#6 | 35 days ago

I get excited over a good bargain too, but geeeeez.   
  
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#1 | 35 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

He could have at least went to Fredericks Of Hollywood.
#2 | 35 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

I think i saw him at wal mart one day when i was sniffin around in the womens underdrawer dept.
#3 | 35 days ago

That is kind of crazy
Oh My!  
#4 | 35 days ago

bmcannon1 wrote:
He could have at least went to Fredericks Of Hollywood.
Yeah, but have you seen some of them people at Wal Mart??  Schwing!!3
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He was just practicing his Dribbling.  
#5 | 35 days ago

...and even what he did doesn't make him the weirdest or grossest person in any Wal-Mart across the country at any given time.
Discount wanker.  
#6 | 35 days ago

I get excited over a good bargain too, but geeeeez.   
#7 | 35 days ago

(Edited by WV_Mountaineer)
Now I know what those announcments are for.      We  need a mop on aisle 7 for a wet cleanup.
#8 | 35 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

Since some people can't stop themselves when they see the book, Walmart clearlyneeds to put up one of those cardboard sight blockers over her book.

Oh My!  
#9 | 35 days ago

I've never been caught, because I'm smart about it and know my way around the security system.
#10 | 35 days ago

"The first public manipulation of his penile unit took place in February..."
who talks like that?
Discount wanker.  
#11 | 35 days ago

There's a reason these places have bathrooms..  amateur
He was just practicing his Dribbling.  
#12 | 35 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
There's a reason these places have bathrooms..  amateur
Ummmm, where's the thrill in THAT? 
#13 | 35 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Ummmm, where's the thrill in THAT? 
Sometimes you have to sacrifice thrill for freedom
He was just practicing his Dribbling.  
#14 | 35 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Sometimes you have to sacrifice thrill for freedom
Wussy. 
#15 | 35 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Wussy. 
if not wanting to j-o in the middle of the store makes me a wussy then so be it
He was just practicing his Dribbling.  
#16 | 35 days ago

I wonder what his basketball nickname is....really I'm wondering,  I'm blanked (any idea?) 
#17 | 35 days ago

Im not sure but i bet its Wacky.
#18 | 35 days ago

If you think GOD doesnt have a sense of humor.  Look at the people at Wal-Mart:















#19 | 35 days ago

look for the falling prices ? ewwwwww.
Oh My!  
#20 | 35 days ago

He likes Costco a lot more than I do...
Oh My!  
#21 | 35 days ago

You Mean You Can't Do That In The Middle Of The Store? .... Well Excuse Me......
He was just practicing his Dribbling.  
#22 | 35 days ago

Ewwwwwww  I am staying out of the middle of Walmarts.
Oh My!  
#23 | 34 days ago

Its not a sin but is against the law go figure.
Oh My!  
#24 | 34 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Ummmm, where's the thrill in THAT? 
 Ummmm... Janet.... please let me know the next time you are going shopping..... 
Discount wanker.  

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