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What else do you doo when going doo?
Don't ya hate it when ya really gotta go, and someone else is the bathroom taking like totaly forever?? What the h*ll are they doing in there/DO you just sit on the can, or do you do something else as well?
| Closed on 10/30/09 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
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27%a. Reading Material
9%b. Hand held game
0%c. Clipping toenails
6%d. Counting floor tiles
3%e. Trying to remember what the h*ll you ate last night
0%f. I haven't poo pooed in days
0%g. squat, squeeze,wipe, and flush
55%h. Other

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#14 | 31 days ago

read whatever's closest. usually the back of toothpaste or shampoo bottles. oh wait. chicks don't poo...nevermind
Reading Material  
  
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#1 | 31 days ago
Wordsmith (+)

I have installed a Q-terminal in my bathroom!

I used to have cable TV in there - but the Q makes every visit to the crapper seem like heaven!
Hand held game  
#2 | 31 days ago
cubsgirl (Glenda) profile photo

(Edited by cubsgirl)
I am escaping the kids and Bart!  And wondering when someone will do a poll bout what we do in the bathroom on the q.
Other  
#3 | 31 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

I always read or do cross word puzzles or circle the word puzzles. I Iike to read Hustlers cartoons. One day im going to have my dream bathroom. Big screen t.v.  .......CD player.....vibrating toilet seat with built in heater.......one of those water squirter thingy's that women get to use on there Monkeys, but i'll use it on my backside. Thats my dream bathroom.
#4 | 31 days ago

I usually pull out the blackberry and catch up on e-mails...
Other  
#5 | 31 days ago
gambler_20 (+)

usually read, but crossword puzzles have become quite popular in our household lol
Reading Material  
#6 | 31 days ago

Start by Dooing the DEW......
Other  
#7 | 31 days ago

This post may be to much information for me
Counting floor tiles  
#8 | 31 days ago

Fast in and Fast out. Why would I want to spend my time on the WC? There are better places, trust me.........,
#9 | 31 days ago
Mr_Rogers (Fred) profile photo

Sometimes i poo AND pee at the same time... its wild!
#10 | 31 days ago

Brick Breaker on my Blackberry
Trying to remember what the h*ll you ate last night  
#11 | 31 days ago

Next Poll will be do you wipe from front to back or back to front! TMI....BAD BOY!
Other  
#12 | 31 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Next Poll will be do you wipe from front to back or back to front! TMI....BAD BOY!
That was allready done..lol remember.. This week is still up in the air..
Hand held game  
#13 | 31 days ago

yruwet2 wrote:
That was allready done..lol remember.. This week is still up in the air..
Why am I not surprised? I must have missed it.  
Other  
#14 | 31 days ago

read whatever's closest. usually the back of toothpaste or shampoo bottles. oh wait. chicks don't poo...nevermind
Reading Material  
#15 | 31 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
read whatever's closest. usually the back of toothpaste or shampoo bottles. oh wait. chicks don't poo...nevermind
HEY THAT SOUNDS SIMILAR TO ME MAYBE EVEN A LIL MUSIC TO DROWN OUT THE POO SOUNDS
#16 | 31 days ago

Just read something
Other  
#17 | 31 days ago

Just read something
Other  
#18 | 31 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

(Edited by bmcannon1)
JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Next Poll will be do you wipe from front to back or back to front! TMI....BAD BOY!
I think i did that a couple of weeks ago.......or maybe it was my pulitzer prize winning poll, *Toilet paper on the roller...Pro or Con?*

I know i did....*Scratching your butt in public*....and......*picking a booger and hiding it*......both Pulitzer prize polls.
#19 | 31 days ago
cubsgirl (Glenda) profile photo

Mr_Rogers wrote:
Sometimes i poo AND pee at the same time... its wild!
It's talented! It's like being ambidextrous!
Other  
#20 | 31 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

What i hate is when i have real good reading material and i think i really, really have to go bad and then i just cut a fart. Man thats a big let down.
#21 | 31 days ago

bmcannon1 wrote:
I think i did that a couple of weeks ago.......or maybe it was my pulitzer prize winning poll, *Toilet paper on the roller...Pro or Con?*

I know i did....*Scratching your butt in public*....and......*picking a booger and hiding it*......both Pulitzer prize polls.

Right! More like the Boobie Prize!

Other  
#22 | 31 days ago

I talk on the phone ... lol
Other  
#23 | 31 days ago
whiteeagle8868 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
read whatever's closest. usually the back of toothpaste or shampoo bottles. oh wait. chicks don't poo...nevermind
pee roflobo
#24 | 31 days ago

I have a couple of dozen sets of encyclopedias, a wii, and a mini-frig I keep the bathroom... you know, nothing really 'over the top'...
Other  
#25 | 31 days ago

 That's where some of my best reading happens.
Reading Material  
#26 | 31 days ago

(Edited by vikings4us)
Beaneaters wrote:
I have a couple of dozen sets of encyclopedias, a wii, and a mini-frig I keep the bathroom... you know, nothing really 'over the top'...
A Wii... I'm ok with everything else, but a Wii... Thanks for the picture  in my head..LOL .
Other  
#27 | 31 days ago

Trying to hurry things along.. I don't have much time to sit still lately...

Other  
#28 | 31 days ago

In my religion its forbidden to speak in the toilet.
Counting floor tiles  
#29 | 31 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
In my religion its forbidden to speak in the toilet.
What happens if you run out of toilet paper  You can't ask if anyone can spare a square?
#30 | 31 days ago

One or multiple of:

Read anything within reach (toothpaste, shampoo, maxim's, etc.)
Delete old text messages off phone
Look at/read old funny text message jokes/pics
Text friends
Light a match
Cut fingernails
Eat (a burrito if I happen to be eating one before sitting, to help along with the process)
Prepare my phone to take a pic, incase I'm sitting on something that is worth showing off.
Reading Material  
#31 | 31 days ago

It depends.... I will Text.... or if there is no texting to be done.... then I delete some old text messages to have room for more text messages....

However sometimes if I don't get the door all the way shut on the way in.... I have 2 greyhounds and 1 cat wanting to get some attention right there with me... so I'm petting them while I do the doo....
Other  
#32 | 31 days ago

WV_Mountaineer wrote:
What happens if you run out of toilet paper  You can't ask if anyone can spare a square?
I have told you people before that we use water cause paper can fire.
Counting floor tiles  
#33 | 31 days ago

ankurnathmishra wrote:
I have told you people before that we use water cause paper can fire.
You must eat awfully spicy food!!
#34 | 31 days ago

WV_Mountaineer wrote:
You must eat awfully spicy food!!
Yup!
Counting floor tiles  
#35 | 31 days ago

WV_Mountaineer wrote:
You must eat awfully spicy food!!
Adding comment...
Counting floor tiles  
#36 | 31 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
read whatever's closest. usually the back of toothpaste or shampoo bottles. oh wait. chicks don't poo...nevermind
Read Magazines that I have stragegically placed in there..IE mens health, playboy, home improvement.
#37 | 31 days ago

I'm usually too busy explaining to my female co-workers why I'm in their restroom.
This has been a recurring true story the past couple of months.
#38 | 31 days ago

thanks the gods we have 2 bathrooms - we call our downstairs bathroom the Library - so if one of the kids run in to use the bathroom I just tell them that Daddy is in the library - at that point they roll their eyes and run upstairs - because we know he will be in there for the long haul LOL - I have been entrusted with the job of keeping it stocked with magazines, newspapers and sales adds - especially the Cabella's and Bass Pro sales flyers LOL
#39 | 31 days ago

I have an iPhone and, well, there's actually an app for that. So...
Other  
#40 | 31 days ago

not just any reading material. got a few volumes of "uncle johns bathroom reader"  i highly recommend it.
Reading Material  
#41 | 31 days ago

That's what she said
#42 | 30 days ago
bmcannon1 (+)

dipstick wrote:
One or multiple of:

Read anything within reach (toothpaste, shampoo, maxim's, etc.)
Delete old text messages off phone
Look at/read old funny text message jokes/pics
Text friends
Light a match
Cut fingernails
Eat (a burrito if I happen to be eating one before sitting, to help along with the process)
Prepare my phone to take a pic, incase I'm sitting on something that is worth showing off.
"Prepare my phone to take a pic, incase I'm sitting on something that is worth showing off."


I have made my share of photo worthy lunkers but i never have a damn comera or phone to take a pic. What a waste when i have to flush it and only have the memory to charish.
#43 | 30 days ago

Just Dew it and forget about it! 

♫ I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R' Us kid.
A million toys to choose from, that I can play with. ♫♫
♫♫ From bikes to trikes and video games,
its the biggest toy stor there is. GEE WIZ!♫♫
♫ I don't wanna grow up, cuz baby if I did....
I wouldn't be a toys r' us kid! ♫♫....
Other  
#44 | 30 days ago

I refuse to read any magazine or catalog unless I'm on the john.  I can't go unless I have something to read.  And if I can't find anything, I'll grab shampoo, hair spray, lotion, whatever.  I need to read.
Reading Material  
#45 | 30 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Next Poll will be do you wipe from front to back or back to front! TMI....BAD BOY!
I certainly don't wanna meet the woman that wipes back to front.........just saying...

Other  
#46 | 30 days ago

Listen to my iPoop! ....er.....I mean iPod.   
Other  

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